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#2062 - 05/30/05 11:07 AM Re: The Man of Independent Mind
Sheik Mthembo Offline
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Registered: 12/27/02
Posts: 629
Loc: The People's Republic of Mthwa...
'I don't know if President Mbeki is a Catholic but he seems to have taken his thoughts on the entire issue from some some Church headed by Satan. ' Mtshede


Lobs, as a follower of Mbeki might have a clue as to what church Mbeki belongs to! hk hk hk

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#2063 - 05/30/05 11:49 PM Re: The Man of Independent Mind
Mabila Offline
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Registered: 05/14/04
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Loc: Ayowa
Mina ngililindele ngabomvu lelolanga when the Matebele man abaleziqwanga will "put their sendlisi where their mouth is" bekele ukuhlala befaka i pizza le ice cream emlonyeni. <img border="0" alt="kill" title="" src="graemlins/kill.gif" />

Asiqhubekeni sizilibazisa ku forum lapha bafowabo ngoba lelolanga alizukufa lafika hk hk hk.Liwathanda kakhulukazi ama sendlisi enu lawo. Ngeke!

Lithi uMzilikazi kabhadalanga ma dameji e Middle East?hk hk Mina ngibona angani iNkosi yaphosela inhlanyelo ethe qa qa kulowa mango! Asazi njalo!

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#2064 - 05/31/05 12:17 PM Re: The Man of Independent Mind
Ndumshy Offline
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Registered: 07/29/04
Posts: 201
Loc: Hillbrow Inn
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Lobengula:
<strong> Ndumi

You make a very important statement and I have the luxury of quoting it:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> nothing will ever change until we get off our butts and put our sendlisi where our mouths are. </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">But in your opinion, do you think that our current religious leaders will endorse this practice (of putting amasendlisi in our mouths) when their organisations (eg the Roman Catholic Church) still outlaws the usage of condoms as a preventative measure against HIV/AIDS?
Surely if the act of putting amasendlisi in our mouths (blow job?) is deemed acceptable, then I do not see how the usage of condoms should be banned!!!

Asazi njalo bakwethu. </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Lobs baba wami, hk hk angazi ke mina ukuthi uwahlanganisa kanjani nama blow job amagama wami hk hk, unless if yu were engaging in some unspeakable practices via the internet when yu read and responded to what I said. hk hk hk.

Anyway, I think the church bayayilahla ngoku discouraga abantu from using condoms. It would be all jolly and good if everybody could actually abstain and be faithfull, kodwa ke it's just a pipe dream and the Catholics need to wake up and see it.

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#2065 - 05/31/05 01:37 PM Re: The Man of Independent Mind
Lobengula Offline
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Registered: 09/16/03
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Loc: Tsholotsho
Ndumi

Iam now getting more and more confused as you try to explain this strange wisdom and philosophy.

Let me quote your original statement again as a starting point:

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> nothing will ever change until we get off our butts and put our sendlisi where our mouths are. </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">If you claim Ndumi that I misread your statement or that I misinterpreted it, what then is the exact meaning of the statement quoted above if it does not mean putting our masendlisi in our mounths?

Or maybe you wanted to say that we must: </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">get off our butts and put our sendlisi </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">where now? In our butts? Hell no!!! Some of us are traditionalists and we certainly won't agree to this kind of activity. Ndumi you must be told that we have high ranking royal family members (Dukes, Knights, izanuse, ondlebezikhanyilanga and others) in this forum and surely if you bring unorthodox theories they will certainly meet resistance.

But asazi njalo maybe our experienced ladies like Yimi-Kai-One, Bunandi Kills, Mabila and others might come to our rescue as to where exactly must we put our sendlisis. My guess is that they will neither endorse the butt nor the mouth.

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#2066 - 05/31/05 04:24 PM Re: The Man of Independent Mind
Sheik Mthembo Offline
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Registered: 12/27/02
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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm asazi bakithi. This topic is fast becoming a topic of 'butts', 'masendlis in the mouth' and 'masendlis in the butts'. some high ranking members of this forum are now being called upon to endorse it or reject it outrightly! hk hk hk

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#2067 - 05/31/05 04:51 PM Re: The Man of Independent Mind
Mtshede Offline
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Registered: 08/02/02
Posts: 632
Loc: London
As a member of the ondlebezikhany'ilanga community may I please ask that ears, translucent or otherwise, be interdicted from penetration by any unusual objects as should be the case with butts and mouths?

(uLobs thanks for bringing a note of wit to the conversation!)

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#2068 - 06/03/05 10:48 PM Re: The Man of Independent Mind
Ndumshy Offline
Sikhulu

Registered: 07/29/04
Posts: 201
Loc: Hillbrow Inn
Your protests are noted Gatsheni baba wami hk. And so does your fears wena kaMoffat. And I solemnly assure you I would have liked to go back and seek more clarity from my sources of this "strange wisdom and philosophy", but since I plagiarised it, you will agree that it might prove detrimental to my wellbeing to "expose" myself.

Manje nawe Lobs baba, I hope you will withdraw your "where do you wish me to put my sendlisi" request to the honourable ladies of this forum. Yu're one sly son-of-a-gun wethu.

MaKhumalo dade, I'm happy to note that you were able to deduct the "strange butts, sendlisi & mouths" part, and come up with the correct interpretation. Don't give up on amadoda nama nenekazi kaMthwakazi just yet. Iyeza iNkululeko kaMthwakazi. Just wish yu an I will be around to see it, or better still, be part of it.

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#2069 - 06/03/05 11:52 AM Re: The Man of Independent Mind
Lobengula Offline
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Registered: 09/16/03
Posts: 1077
Loc: Tsholotsho
Ndumi

It is interesting to note that you still have not bothered to explain exactly what is meant by your strange and enigmatic statement quoted above.

But perhaps your failure is understandable given the fact that you agree that you "plagiarised" this wisdom from some sources. Now this gives rise to another question Ndumi: do you know exactly where izinsizwa zakwaMthwakazi should be putting their masendlisi? To help you with the answer I will use your own writing above as a source. So in that respect the choices are very limited:

a) In the mouth
b) In the butt
c) both a) and b)
d) All of the above

If these answers are not right then I repeat my appeal to Mthwakazian ladies like Bunandi Kills, Mabs and others to try and help Ndumi to get it right. After all bathi ukufunda akupheli njalo babuye bathi ukungazi kufana lokufa.

But Ndumi if you agree that you are an employee of the Virgin Group then we will understand where you are coming from. Again it could be that you belong to other organisations!!!!! Hayi asazi bakithi. But my humble suggestion is that if you really do not know where you should put your sendlisi then you better remain like that, for innocence is a virtue after all.

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#35468 - 12/08/07 09:22 AM Shonalizing uMthwakazi
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Registered: 10/01/07
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Ngikhulekile enkundleni.Bakwethu kade ngivakashele ekhaya ezinsukwini ezedlule.Ngimangele ngendlela amatshona asegwele ngayo esizweni somntwna kaMashobana.Sebegcwele baze bagcwala lasemathoyilethi uthi nxa uqoqoda uzwe kuthi PANEMUNHU.Sebegcwele yonke indawo-ngiyathembisa kune covert plan yokushonaliza isizwe sikamthwakazi kodwa isicelo sami yikuthi asingayivumeli into enje!!!!!!!!!!.Senze kanjani Mahlabezulu nansi isizwe nolimi lubulawa ngamabomo.Ncedani Mthwakazi omuhle ondlela zimhlophe.
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#35495 - 12/12/07 02:56 AM Re: Shonalizing uMthwakazi [Re: Mbomboshe]
magandiwa Offline
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Registered: 05/30/04
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kwabanjalo after Gukurawundi wawungaphi mfowethu. O- DA be Tsholotsho, Inyathi Nkayi besibangamatshonaaa?

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