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#23534 - 04/28/05 09:05 AM Re: Re: Imbambo az' yephuke *****
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Ndunankulu

Registered: 09/20/04
Posts: 805
Loc: ezintembeni
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#23535 - 04/28/05 09:39 AM Re: Re: Imbambo az' yephuke
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Ndunankulu

Registered: 04/07/05
Posts: 656
Loc: Solongo Life
<img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="images/icons/rolleyes.gif" /> Usuqakeza kakhulu BKM. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="images/icons/rolleyes.gif" />

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#23536 - 04/28/05 09:56 AM Re: Re: Imbambo az' yephuke
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Ndunankulu

Registered: 09/20/04
Posts: 805
Loc: ezintembeni
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#23537 - 04/28/05 12:50 PM Re: Re: Imbambo az' yephuke
Mabila Offline
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Registered: 05/14/04
Posts: 2124
Loc: Ayowa
There was once an Indian man called Mahommed who was involved in a car accident. At the hospital, when he awoke, he called for the nurse to tell him what had happened to him. "I'm very sorry, sir, but you were involved in a very bad car crash". "Car crash! My BMW! my BM! is my car all right?" he asked hysterically.

"Sir, your car was destroyed, but that is the least of your worries you lost your left arm in the crash, and we were unable to save it he said apologetically.

"I lost my arm? My Rolex! My Rolex!"
"Sir, please calm down. That is the least of your worries.

You are in a very critical condition, but all your family is here to see you".

He asked for his family to be called in. As they gathered around the bed, he called for each of them by name.

"Rehana, are you here?"
"I am here husband, and I will never leave you".

"Ridwaan, are you here?"
"I am here father, and I will never leave you".

"Rubina, are you here?"
"I am here father, and I will never leave you."

Ismail, my child, are you here?"
"I am here father, and I will never leave you."

"Well," said Mahommed thoughtfully, "if Rehana, Ridwaan, Rubina and Ismail are here - if all of you are here,

WHO THEN IS IN THE SHOP?!!!!"

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#23538 - 04/28/05 01:38 PM Re: Re: Imbambo az' yephuke
Msupatsila Offline
Ndunankulu

Registered: 04/07/05
Posts: 656
Loc: Solongo Life
A priest wanted to raise money for his church and on being told there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase one and enter it in the races.

However, at the local auction, the going price for a horse was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races.

To his surprise, the donkey came in third.
The next day the local paper carried this headline:

PRIEST'S ASS SHOWS.

The priest was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and this time it won. The local paper read:

PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the priest not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the local paper headline read:

BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the priest to get rid of the donkey. The priest decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the
next day:

NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for ten dollars.
The next day, the paper read:

NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

The Bishop was buried the next day.

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#23539 - 04/28/05 01:41 PM Re: Re: Imbambo az' yephuke
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Ndunankulu

Registered: 09/20/04
Posts: 805
Loc: ezintembeni
HK HK HK LOL TSHISA NSUMPA <img border="0" alt="clap" title="" src="graemlins/yelclap.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="clap" title="" src="graemlins/yelclap.gif" />

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#23540 - 04/28/05 03:09 PM Re: Re: Imbambo az' yephuke
Ndumshy Offline
Sikhulu

Registered: 07/29/04
Posts: 201
Loc: Hillbrow Inn
Hk hk, this one is for the record books Nsumpa

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#23541 - 04/28/05 04:11 PM Re: Re: Imbambo az' yephuke
Mabila Offline
Nkosi
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Registered: 05/14/04
Posts: 2124
Loc: Ayowa
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:
"My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how
you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his
limb."

"Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it
or not, as he chooses."

The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.

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#23542 - 04/28/05 04:19 PM Re: Re: Imbambo az' yephuke
Msupatsila Offline
Ndunankulu

Registered: 04/07/05
Posts: 656
Loc: Solongo Life
Mabila angila mutsho sis take five

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#23543 - 04/29/05 02:08 AM Re: Re: Imbambo az' yephuke
luulu9 Offline
Mafikizolo

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 23
Loc: USA
A funeral service is being held in a synagogue for a woman who has just passed away.

At the end of the service, the pallbearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall jarring the casket.

They hear a faint moan.

They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive.

She lives for 10 more years and then dies.

A ceremony is again held at the same synagogue and at the end of the service the pallbearers are again carrying out the casket.

As they are walking, the husband cries out, "Watch out for the wall!"

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