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#23634 - 06/01/05 08:28 PM Re: Re: Imbambo az' yephuke *****
NTSHONTSHO Offline
Sikhulu

Registered: 01/08/05
Posts: 281
Loc: Montiriyali
OMUNYE UMAMA WAYEGEZA LOMNTANAKHE ONGUMFANA OMNCINYANE,OKUFANA KWALA KULOKHU KUKHANGELE INTO LEYI UMAMA ALAYO YENA ANGALAYO.KWELIKADE UMAMA WATHI WENA BUYA UZOGEZA UNGEMUVA KWAMI HATSHI PHAMBILI.SEBEZAQEDA UMAMA WASEKHOTHAMA EDOBHA ISEPA PHANSI,KWEZWAKALA OKUFANA SOKUSITHI,"MAMA,MAMA,INTO LEYANA ONGIXOTSHELE YONA PHAMBILI,ISINGILANDELE NGEMUVA".

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#23635 - 06/01/05 10:31 PM Re: Re: Imbambo az' yephuke
Sgero Offline
Ndunankulu

Registered: 05/31/04
Posts: 643
Loc: United Kingdom
Ntshontsho

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Kini lonke who have contributed to this wonderful topic, you should be proud of yourselves for being part of a record 1000 postings! iyephulwa imiganu la. Ayitshe, qhubekani lisihlekisa.

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#23636 - 06/02/05 07:48 AM Re: Re: Imbambo az' yephuke
Mabila Offline
Nkosi
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Registered: 05/14/04
Posts: 2124
Loc: Ayowa
Sgero akusuwe lo na??


Surveyor: Which shaving cream do you use?
Young Man: Raymond's


Surveyor: Which aftershave do you use?
Young Man: Raymond's


Surveyor: Which deodorant do you use?
Young Man: Raymond's


Surveyor: Which toothpaste do you use?
Young Man: Raymond's


Surveyor: Which shampoo do you use?
Young Man: Raymond's


Surveyor: (Frustrated) Okay, tell me, What is this Raymond? An international company? A local firm? What???
Young Man: Raymond? He's my roommate.

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#23637 - 06/02/05 11:33 AM Re: Re: Imbambo az' yephuke
bunandi kill me Offline
Ndunankulu

Registered: 09/20/04
Posts: 805
Loc: ezintembeni
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver
won't stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring. He replies, "I
have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you."
She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I
am and have been a Nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and
hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or
ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a Nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be
single and #2, you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm
Catholic!" "OK" the Nun says. "Pull into the next alley." The Nun fulfills
his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get
back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child, said the nun, why are you crying?"
"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied. I must confess, I'm married and
I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm going to a
Halloween party."

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#23638 - 06/02/05 02:00 PM Re: Re: Imbambo az' yephuke
Msupatsila Offline
Ndunankulu

Registered: 04/07/05
Posts: 656
Loc: Solongo Life
Harry did like he always does, kissing his wife, crawling into bed and falling to sleep. All of a sudden, he wakes up with an elderly man dressed in cowl standing in front of his bed.
"What the hell are you doing in my bedroom? ......and who are you?" he asked.

"This is not your bedroom," the man replied, "I am St. Peter, and you are in heaven."

"WHAT!?? Are you saying I'm dead? I don't want to die.....I'm too young." said Harry.
"If I'm dead, I want you to send me back immediately."
"It's not that easy", said St.Peter, "you can only return as a dog or a hen. You can choose on your own..."
Harry thought about it for a while, and figured out that being a dog is too tiring, but a hen probably has a nice and relaxed life. Running around with a rooster can't be that bad.

"I want to return as a hen." Harry replied.

And in the next second, he found himself in a
chicken run, really nicely feathered. But man, now "he" felt like the rear end was gonna blow........then along came the rooster.

"Hey, you must be the new hen on the farm." he said.
"How does it feel?"

"Well, it's OK I guess, but it feels like my rear
end is blowing up."

"Oh that!" said the rooster. "That's only the
ovulation going on. Have you never laid an egg
before??"

"No, how do I do that?" Harry asked.

"Cluck twice, and then you push all you can."

Harry clucked twice, and pushed more than he was
good for, and then 'Plop' and an egg was on the
ground.

"Wow" Harry said "that felt really good!" So he
clucked again and squeezed. And you better believe that there was yet another egg on the ground. The third time he clucked, he heard his wife shot:
"Harry, for Gods sake wake up, you're shitting all over the bed!"

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#23639 - 06/02/05 07:14 PM Re: Re: Imbambo az' yephuke
bunandi kill me Offline
Ndunankulu

Registered: 09/20/04
Posts: 805
Loc: ezintembeni
Top 10 Reasons Why Sex Is Better Than School

10. Everybody likes sex and nobody likes school,except for virgins and only because they haven't had sex yet.

9. Sex sucks, moans, licks, pumps, throbs etc... School just sucks.

8. After sex you feel like smoking a cigarette. After school you feel like smoking something a whole hell of a lot stronger.

7. You only get disciplined during sex if you want to.

6. Drinking drives people to sex, whereas school drives people to drink.

5. Sex relieves stress. School is the cause of stress.

4. Nothing beats the "hands on" experience you get with sex.

3. After sex you feel like you have accomplished something.

2. Sex is cheaper. Even if you have to pay for a hooker, it is still cheaper than paying thousands of dollars in tuition.

And the Number 1 reason why sex is better than school is........

1. At least you have a choice whether or not you want to have sex.At school your teachers screw you regardless.

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#23640 - 06/03/05 12:35 PM Re: Re: Imbambo az' yephuke
Demeza Offline
Mafikizolo

Registered: 07/25/04
Posts: 18
Loc: Vulashaba- Tsholotsho
Ntshontsho
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Uyazi izinto zakho so mpintshi hayi ah ngifunga uNandi sibili ....

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#23641 - 06/03/05 10:51 PM Re: Re: Imbambo az' yephuke
Ndabezitha Offline
Sikhulu

Registered: 11/07/03
Posts: 268
Loc: T.O
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#23642 - 06/04/05 11:19 AM Re: Re: Imbambo az' yephuke
hlathi81 Offline
Ndunankulu

Registered: 10/14/03
Posts: 574
Loc: gwanda..
three mothers were discussing their children' s successes.

1st mother: my daughter is very educated. she is the mayor of the capital city. when she enters the boardroom everyone stands up & bows to her saying 'yo worship'.

2nd mother : my son is very successful. he is the president of the country. when he enters the cabinet everyone stands up and bows saying 'his excellence.'

3rd mother: ( whose daughter is a prostitute) my daughter isthe greatest. when she enters any place all men say 'Oh, my god!'

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#23643 - 06/04/05 01:19 PM Re: Re: Imbambo az' yephuke
madwedwe Offline
Mafikizolo

Registered: 05/17/05
Posts: 41
Loc: bulawayo
Kukekwaba nenye indoda ethanda ukubheja amahashi.
manje ngelinye ilanga bekungenamali endlini kusele R100 wokugcina.
Umfazi wakhe wathi kuye, ngiyakucela tuu,
ungabheji amahashi ngalemali
ngoba akunasishebo lapha endlini,
yingani ungathathi leyo mali uthenge
isishebo sizodla ebusuku.

Hhayi! indoda yakhalipha yathi, abaye ekamereni
ngoba ufuna ukumkhombisa something,
uma bengena indoda yema phambi kwe
mirror, yabamba le R100 esesibukweni(mirror)
wathi ehhene ungathatha yonake uyothenga isishebo
sakho leso, kodwa le esesandleni sami yona,
eyokubheja amahashi.

Vele indoda yahamba yayobheja amahashi, yabuya
ekhaya ngabo 8 zimdlile izimbongolo
wathola umfazi epheke kamnadi blind,
inyama namaveggy.
hayi wadla umeqeda bahamba bayolala,
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ufuna i 1 round, umfazi wamvusa
wakhanyisa i light wema phambi kwe mirror
wathi kuye, uyalibona lekuku elilapha esibukweni
ungalithatha ushaye ngisho noma yi 7 rounds
anginandaba, kodwa lekuku
elisemathangeni wami lona, elendoda
leyasebutchery!!!

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