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#24185 - 05/12/06 05:04 PM Re: Re: Imbambo az' yephuke *****
Dabukamhlaba Offline
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At an art exhibition two women were staring at a painting entitled, "Home for Lunch".

The painting was of three very naked, and very black men, sitting on a park bench. What was unusual was that the men on both ends of the bench had black penises, but the man in the middle had a very pink penis. The two women were standing there, staring at the picture, scratching their heads and trying to figure this out. The artist walked by and noticed the women's confusion. "Can I help you with this painting?" he asked.

"Well, yes" said the one woman. "We were curious about the picture of the black men on the bench. Why does the man in the middle have a pink penis?"

"Oh," said the artist. "I'm afraid you've misunderstood the painting. The three men are not African-Americans, they're coal miners, and the fellow in the middle went "Home for Lunch."
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#24186 - 05/12/06 06:47 PM Re: Re: Imbambo az' yephuke
Zwangendaba Offline
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Registered: 04/27/03
Posts: 1399
Loc: New York, New York, USA
Bafowethu.

NOXOLO, can you take a BREAK, its official. Ususibulele lapha. Aaaahhg wena. hk hk hk hk hk.

Manje Isela leliya elatshelela ekhasini le Banana leqa laya 4 feet emoyeni KUTHIWA LAVUTHELA NGEZIBUNU LABA SUSPENDED IN MIDAIR.

Li Zwangendaba.

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#24187 - 05/12/06 09:20 PM Re: Re: Imbambo az' yephuke
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Dabukamhlaba
ha ha ha ezakho so asazi shamesttt mina zwi owami ha ha ngizazi gegedekela nje ngithule zwiiiiiiiii hk hk hk
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#24188 - 05/13/06 07:40 AM Re: Re: Imbambo az' yephuke
Nomangqika Offline
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Registered: 11/11/05
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hk hk hk asazi mina sengisesaba ukubhala awami ha ha ngoba lingaliwa lingakhala ngami ha ha asazi shame liyazi abantu bayahlekisa ngithola amanye amajokes ahlekisayo njani engisaba lokuwafaka lapha but lawa womabili hk hk I couldn't help it ha ha lixole badala thina yithi abantwana esazwalwa izalukazi ziyetshwaleni so asilayekanga hk hk
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Its better to lose a lover than to love a loser.

Friends are like shoes. Some are loose and some tight and some fit just right.
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#24189 - 05/13/06 08:30 AM Re: Re: Imbambo az' yephuke
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Men are like....

1. Men are like ........Laxatives ..... They irritate the
shit out of you.
2. Men are like ....... Bananas ..... The older they get,
the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ....... Weather .... Nothing can be
done to change them..
4. Men are like ....... Blenders .... You need One,
but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ...... Chocolate Bars ....
Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like
....... Commercials ..... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like ....... Department Stores .... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ....... Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to
mature.
9. Men are like ...... Mascara ..... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like ...... Popcorn . .... They satisfy you,
but only for a little while.
11. Men are like . Snowstorms ............ You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ....... Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like ....... Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped. Now send this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any understanding good- natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to know !!!!!!!!!! BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL WOMAN IS HERSELF A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG... YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER IN HOT WATER I HAVE YET TO HEAR A MAN ASK FOR ADVICE ON HOW TO COMBINE MARRIAGE AND A CAREER COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN. SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN And I HAVE A GUN WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT
OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY... I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE

lingangitshayi bobaba ha ha its only a joke might be true though ha ha



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Its better to lose a lover than to love a loser.

Friends are like shoes. Some are loose and some tight and some fit just right.
They help u as u walk.

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#24190 - 05/13/06 08:33 AM Re: Re: Imbambo az' yephuke
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Registered: 07/01/03
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Loc: emaguswini amnyama
indaba ka DUBE LOWANGAKWAKHE IYAQHUBEKA

ngangihlezi endlini yangemuva lapha engiloja khona ngezwa udube lomkakhe abaloja kwesinye i side bebhizi..
DUBE::MANA NGIYINGENISE IMILE
MKADUBE; HAYI BABA NXA IMILE AYINGENI KUHLE
DUBE; MANJE INGALALA IZANGENA NJANI NAKAMFANA
MKADUBE: IZAME NGECELE BABA SIBONE KUMBE INGANGENA KA ONE
DUBE; IYALA MANA NGIYIZAME FUTHI IMILE NGOBA NXA ILELE AYINGENIKUHLE
DUBE:WAYIBONA NGAPHI ENGENA ILELE ANGITHI ZONKE ZINGENA ZIMILE
mina khonapho gasengiqhaphise amandlebe ngisithi ngizezwa uDube lomkakhe sebebhebhana, ngazama ukubekezela kwehlula ngathi kungcono ngiyelunguza esikhaleni somnyango ngibone lokhu engangikuzwa live.
Ngathola bebhizi bezama ukungeni i wardrobe entsha ababeyithengile edlini.
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#24191 - 05/13/06 09:44 AM Re: Re: Imbambo az' yephuke
MaGae Offline
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Registered: 11/01/05
Posts: 291
Loc: ngungumbane
Gwesela
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha wawusucabangelani hk hk hk hk hk hk hk zigegedekela wena kaGagie gege gege gege gege gege dekiyaniiiiiiiii


Edited by magagisa (05/13/06 09:45 AM)
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#24192 - 05/14/06 05:41 PM Re: Re: Imbambo az' yephuke
Nomangqika Offline
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Registered: 11/11/05
Posts: 416
Loc: lupane
mmhh kunzima shame ha ha ha ha ha ha asazi shame
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Its better to lose a lover than to love a loser.

Friends are like shoes. Some are loose and some tight and some fit just right.
They help u as u walk.

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#24193 - 05/15/06 02:33 PM Re: Re: Imbambo az' yephuke
Zwangendaba Offline
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Registered: 04/27/03
Posts: 1399
Loc: New York, New York, USA
Bafowethu.

Aaaagghhhh Gwesela, Get out of here, uphose wangiwisa esihlalweni. Kanti awula Vacation na? Ende usungibulele.

Li Zwangendaba.

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#24194 - 05/17/06 08:50 PM Re: Re: Imbambo az' yephuke
MaJamela Offline
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Registered: 10/04/05
Posts: 145
Loc: Emaguswini
Hahahaha!!!! Gwesela, ublayindi mfondini! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/yay.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/yay.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/yay.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/yay.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/yay.gif" alt="" />
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