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#24345 - 07/31/06 01:14 PM Re: Re: Imbambo az' yephuke *****
Nqoba Offline
Sakhamuzi

Registered: 05/15/06
Posts: 52
Loc: emabhonobono
Laze langikhumbuza inhlamba zebhoreni. Mhmmm ziyesabeka. Ngeny'imin'omuny'ubhudi wakhihliza enye so ethethisa amtshona ha angikaze ngiyizwe leyo. Ngaqhaqheka zimbambo sengingedwa but ngesikhathi eyitsho ngamangala sterek. May be we can share it as a joke. I quote "...fusekani bantwana bamagundwane, buyani ngapha silitshaye nzalo yegukurahundi, BANTWANA BEBHUNYABHUNYA....Omunye wen'ubulel'umntwan'emarondera ngenxa yembeba.

i-part yebhunyabhunya yiyo eyangimangalisayo ngoba uyabe ezazalwa njani umntwana through masturbation.
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#24346 - 07/31/06 02:11 PM Re: Re: Imbambo az' yephuke
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Registered: 06/14/06
Posts: 36
mninimuzi ha ha ha ha, ngisemsebenzini please. Kuzenje kuphambaniseke ngizakubophisa for loss of income.

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#24347 - 07/31/06 05:02 PM Re: Re: Imbambo az' yephuke
Noxie Offline
Mafikizolo

Registered: 04/08/06
Posts: 8
Loc: Lupane
kunzima ha ha ha asazi shame lina so mmhh
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#24348 - 08/01/06 07:14 AM Re: Re: Imbambo az' yephuke
MaJamela Offline
Ngqwele
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Registered: 10/04/05
Posts: 145
Loc: Emaguswini
Ha, kumnandi lapha! Mnini, hayi ah ezakho so! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/yelclap.gif" alt="" />
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#24349 - 08/01/06 03:03 PM Re: Re: Imbambo az' yephuke
Dabukamhlaba Offline
Nduna
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Registered: 04/30/04
Posts: 372
Loc: RSA
GideOn GOnO has just changed his name to Chinese,Giden Gn in an effort to remove 3 zeros from his name.
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#24350 - 08/02/06 12:14 PM Re: Re: Imbambo az' yephuke
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Ndunankulu
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Registered: 08/25/05
Posts: 517
Loc: Buqamama
How men change

The Love Word:
After 6 weeks: I looo-ve you, I love you, I love you!
After 6 months: Of course, I love you.
After 6 years: GOD, if I didn't love you, then why did I marry you?
Back from Work:
After 6 weeks: Honey, I'm home!
After 6 months: I'm BACK!!
After 6 years: Have you cooked yet?

Phone Ringing:
After 6 weeks: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.
After 6 months: Here, it's for you.
After 6 years: ANSWER THE PHONE DAM*T!!

Cooking:
After 6 weeks: I never knew food could taste so good!
After 6 months: What are we having for dinner tonight?
After 6 years: DUMPLING AGAIN??

New Dress:
After 6 weeks: Wow, you look like an angel in that dress.
After 6 months: You bought a new dress again?
After 6 years: How much did THAT cost me?

New Hairstyle:
After 6 weeks: That hairstyle is great.
After 6 months: How much did your spend in the saloon?
After 6 years: Does not even notice.

TV
After 6 weeks: Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
After 6 months: I like this movie.
After 6 years: I'm going to watch PIRATES play, if you're not in the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself!

Making LOVe:
After 6 weeks: Baby, I want you tonight?
After 6 months: Lets make another baby, my mother just called!!
After 6 years: Please MOVE over to your side, I'm suffocating here!!!!
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#24351 - 08/02/06 04:07 PM Re: Re: Imbambo az' yephuke
mninimuzi Offline
Nduna
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Registered: 08/12/05
Posts: 456
Loc: EMNQAMLEZWENI
Aman is smoking in a bus and a lady next to him says,'baba igwayi lakho liyanginukela njani'
He replies,'uyimbulu wena elakho kudala linginukela ngizithulele'.
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To err is humane..But when the eraser wears out ahead of the pencil,you are overdoing it.
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#24352 - 08/02/06 05:01 PM Re: Re: Imbambo az' yephuke
MaGae Offline
Sikhulu
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Registered: 11/01/05
Posts: 291
Loc: ngungumbane
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#24353 - 08/02/06 06:08 PM Re: Re: Imbambo az' yephuke
MaJamela Offline
Ngqwele
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Registered: 10/04/05
Posts: 145
Loc: Emaguswini
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#24354 - 08/02/06 06:19 PM Re: Re: Imbambo az' yephuke
MaJamela Offline
Ngqwele
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Registered: 10/04/05
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Loc: Emaguswini
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