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#24375 - 08/08/06 02:14 PM Re: Re: Imbambo az' yephuke *****
Mabila Offline
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All zeros are gone Nomangqika. Harare J'oburg distance has been slashed from 1000km to 1km. Zimbagwe pupulation is now 14000 down from 14000000. All billionaires have been reduced to millionares. Gono is so magical.

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#24376 - 08/08/06 02:33 PM Re: Re: Imbambo az' yephuke
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In the process angazikhiphi amasende to reduce zero on his body.

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#24377 - 08/08/06 02:42 PM Re: Re: Imbambo az' yephuke
Golide8 Offline
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Registered: 12/02/05
Posts: 75
Loc: madlambudzi
Azikhiphe lamehlo lawo ngo zero

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#24378 - 08/08/06 05:00 PM Re: Re: Imbambo az' yephuke
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Registered: 11/11/05
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ha ha ha ha ha ha lavukiyani minaaaa!!!! okwabonwa ngu Gagi omhle ngaze ngadabuka imbambo zami shame ha ha ha lingakhohlwa ngezephepha ha ha seziyizitshakala ha ha <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/yay.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/yay.gif" alt="" />
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#24379 - 08/09/06 06:36 PM Re: Imbambo az' yephuke
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Statue

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry!" she said, "stand in the corner." She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell you to," she whispered. "Just pretend you're a statue."

"What's this, honey?" the husband inquired as he entered the room. "Oh, it's just a statue," she replied nonchalantly. "The Smiths bought one for their bedroom. I liked it so much, I got one for us too."

No more was said about the statue, not even later that night when they went to sleep. Around two in the morning the husband got out of bed, went to the kitchen and returned a while later with a sandwich and a glass of milk.

"Here," he said to the 'statue', "eat something. I stood like an idiot at the Smiths for three days and nobody offered me nothing, not even a glass of water."
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#24380 - 08/09/06 10:39 PM Re: Imbambo az' yephuke
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Registered: 11/01/05
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Loc: ngungumbane
ha ha ha Mabila mzukulu wami bakithi uze uqamule ugogo kangaka imbambo nje ha ha ha sengisesaba lokulavuka phela ugogo kaselamazinyo sokuzinsini zodwa bakithi mntakaNandi ha ha ha.
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#24381 - 08/09/06 10:45 PM Re: Imbambo az' yephuke
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Loc: ngungumbane
ha ha into uyabo zero baka Gono leyiiiiiiiii nikisi mani ha ha ha thina oGagi no khomentsiii ha ha kodwa hayi kubuhlungu lokhu mina ekhaya besengiyi [:"red"] ZILLIONNEYA[/] kathesi sengiyi [:"red"] YILLIONNEYA[/] manje so nikisi mani abanye baya phambili thina sibuyela emuva ha ha haha LOKHU KUYA <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bigcry1.gif" alt="" /> : <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bigcry1.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bigcry1.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bigcry1.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bigcry1.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bigcry1.gif" alt="" />
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#24382 - 08/09/06 10:45 PM Re: Imbambo az' yephuke
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Registered: 11/01/05
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Loc: ngungumbane
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
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#24383 - 08/09/06 11:27 PM Re: Imbambo az' yephuke
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Registered: 11/11/05
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Loc: lupane
*A Girl's First Time*

(Assume you are a girl if you are a boy)

It's your first time.

As you lie back, your muscles tighten.

You put him off for a while

searching for an excuse,

but he refuses to

be swayed as he approaches you.

He asks if you're afraid

and you

shake your head bravely.

He has had more experience, but it's the first

time his finger has found the right place.

He probes deeply and you shiver;

your body tenses

but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.

He looks deeply within your eyes

and tells you to trust him

he's done this many times before.

His cool smile relaxes you

and you

open wider

to give him more room for an easy entrance.

You begin to plead and beg him to hurry,

but he slowly takes his time,

wanting to cause you as little pain as possible.

As he presses closer,

going deeper,

you feel the tissue give way;

pain surges throughout your body

and you

feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues.

He looks at you concerned

and asks you if it's too painful.

Your eyes are filled with tears

but you shake your head and nod for him to go on.

He begins going in and out with skill

but you are now too numb to feel him within you.

After a few moments, you feel

something bursting within you

and he pulls it out of you.

You lay panting, glad to have it over.

He looks at you

and smiling warmly,

tells you, with a chuckle that you have been

his most

stubborn

yet most rewarding experience.

You smile and thank your dentist.

After all,it was your first time to have a tooth

pulled.

Naughty, Naughty!

What were you thinkin' ?

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#24384 - 08/10/06 07:12 AM Re: Imbambo az' yephuke
MaJamela Offline
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Registered: 10/04/05
Posts: 145
Loc: Emaguswini
Mabila, waziqeda ke imbambo zami! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/yay.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/yay.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/yay.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/yay.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/yay.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/yay.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/yay.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/yay.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/yay.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/yay.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/yay.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/yay.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/yay.gif" alt="" />
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