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#22644 - 06/23/04 03:26 PM Re: Re: Imbambo az' yephuke *****
Sgero Offline
Ndunankulu

Registered: 05/31/04
Posts: 643
Loc: United Kingdom
Incwadi ka Tisha.

Mzali othandekayo,
Sekungaphezu kwamandla ami, safa ngephunga. Geza ingane bo!

Yimi ozithobayo
uTisha.

Impendulo ka Mzali

Tisha othandekayo
Fundisa ingane, musa ukuzinuka, mhlathikanyoko.

Ngokuzithoba,
uMzali

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#22645 - 06/23/04 11:35 PM Re: Re: Imbambo az' yephuke
GESTAPO Offline
Ngqwele

Registered: 01/18/04
Posts: 157
Loc: Mosul
Tr:
what's your favourite subject?

Snt:
break time.

Tr:
uyihlo uthanda kudla mhlobo bani?

Student:
amakhandlela.

Tr:
ini?(ngokumangala okukhulu)

student:
nxa sesilala uyathi kumama citsha ngidle.

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#22646 - 06/24/04 06:48 AM Re: Re: Imbambo az' yephuke
Dokotela Offline
Nkosi
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Registered: 05/11/04
Posts: 1304
Loc: Emkhathini
Majida, lizangi xhwalisa, ngiyimpintshi engu swi!

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#22647 - 06/25/04 06:02 AM Re: Re: Imbambo az' yephuke
Dokotela Offline
Nkosi
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Registered: 05/11/04
Posts: 1304
Loc: Emkhathini
This story happened about a month ago in Soweto, and even when it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale it's real.

This guy was on the side of the road hitch hiking on a very dark night and in the middle of a storm. The night was rolling and no car went by, the storm was so strong he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him. Suddenly he saw a car coming towards him and stop. The guy, without thinking about it, got in the car and closes the door, just to realize there's nobody behind the wheel. The car starts slowly; the guy looks at the road and sees a curve coming his way. Scared, he starts to pray begging for his life.

He hasn't come out of shock, when just before he hits the curve a hand appears through the window and moves the wheel. The guy, paralysed with terror, watched how the hand appears every time they are before a curve.

The guy, gathering strength, gets out of the car and runs to the nearest township. Wet and in shock, he goes to a tavern and asks for two shots of Brandy and starts telling everybody about the horrible experience he went through. A silence enveloped everybody when they realize the guy was crying and....wasn't drunk.

About half an hour later two guys walked in the same tavern and one said to the other, "Look, Mfowetu, that's the idiot that got in the car when we were pushing it."

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#22648 - 06/25/04 02:43 PM Re: Re: Imbambo az' yephuke
Muntongenakudla Offline
Ndunankulu

Registered: 02/06/04
Posts: 649
Loc: Mtubatuba
Umthandazo wobubha (Phecelezi, a prayer of poverty!)

Mugabe is my shepherd, I shall not work.
He maketh me to lie down on park benches.
He leadeth me beside the still factories and dry land.
He restoreth my faith in the MDC.
He guideth me in the path of unemployment.
Ya! Though I walk through the valley of the soup kitchen, I shall still be hungry.
For I feel thy evil against me.
Thou hast anointed my income with tax.
My expenses will always exceed my salary.
Surely poverty and hard living will always follow me.
All the days of floods, government levies and referendum.

Amen

uMntongenakudla kaNgogwane waKwaDlangezwa.
Inxangiphilile.
KwelikaMthaniya.

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#22649 - 06/25/04 06:31 PM Re: Re: Imbambo az' yephuke
Sirumula Offline
Nduna

Registered: 10/18/03
Posts: 436
Loc: Bengo central place
Umtshifana wayeshaye iround eByo ngekhisimusi...uma efika kuLobs street wabona amahumps agcwele emgwaqweni..umtshifana wathi...shit man,abantu basekhaya bayithandile lembambayila,sebeyoyihlanyela nasemgwaqweni,hayi suka booh.

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#22650 - 06/25/04 07:47 PM Re: Re: Imbambo az' yephuke
Bhudaza Offline
Ndunankulu
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Registered: 11/09/02
Posts: 586
Loc: Byo, Mthwakazi
Kuthiwa iSinotimba ubegibele imbombela esuka emzini wamakhosi koBulawayo esebuyela kibo emzini wesigundwaneni eHalale. Bathi ubelande umhlangano wama O vetereni khonapha okwakuyi Southern Sun buza thina esasikhona kangazi ukuthi lamhlanje sekuyini!

Kuthe isitimela sisanda kwedlula eGwelu wazizwa efikelwa yis'thongwana wahle cabanga ukuthi ake alale. Uthe ngaphamb' kokuthi aye kwelamathongo, wacela omunye wabafana bakhe abonakale ehamba labo ukuthi makavuswe uma umbombela ewela iqaqa lases'gundwaneni e Halale. Kwaba njalo.

Kuthe esejumekile uSinotimba wezwakala enqoleni yonke kambombela ehoqa esezephikisana lamavili kambombela ngoku hehelezela. Kodwa kungasilokho into ebisethusa kulabo ababem'bona behlezi duze laye uSinos yikuthi wayelele wakhamisa umlomo, kuthi nxa ehoqa edonsa umoya intshebe zakhe zengene emlonyeni, kuthi nxa ekhulula umoya lazo zilandele ziphephuka. Iphunga lomphefumulo bathi kwakungani ulidle selibolile igundwane!

Nanto elinye lalo eliphaphathekayo elilamawala njengemota kayise lithi libona konke lokhu kusenzakala lakhumbula ukuthi kelisize umfowabo uSinotimba limgele indevu lezi ngoba angaqabuka esezi ginyile bangamyekela. Lamgela sibili waze wasala ephuce njengobunu losane. Konke lokhu kwenzakala unkalakatha uyaphupha. Bathi wabonakala ehlafuna sazi ukuthi wayephupha esidlani.

Kuthe umbombela ekhilikithela ewela iqaqa lases'gundwaneni umfanakhe wamvusa njengokuthembisa kwakhe uSinosi, kodwa waqhubeka ehoqa, njalo ehlafuna. Umfana wakhathala. Kuthe isitimela sisima es'tishini seHalale, umfana kaSinosi wazama njalo ukumvusa, waze wavuka ke uSinos.

Uthe efika emzini wahlalahlala okwemizuzuz ethile wasengena endlini encinyane, wazibona esibukweni uSinotimba wethuka. Wama wazibuka. Wabona ubuso obumcwaka obungela nsthebe.

Bathi uzwakale esithi " Lomfana madhodha, wenzeleni into enje. Khangela uvuse umuntu ongasuye!" <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

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#22651 - 06/25/04 07:52 PM Re: Re: Imbambo az' yephuke
Mabila Offline
Nkosi
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Registered: 05/14/04
Posts: 2124
Loc: Ayowa
Hayi bo bhudas! Phuza kuhle ukhamba, sesizakona lapho esihlezi khona!

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#22652 - 06/26/04 12:06 AM Re: Re: Imbambo az' yephuke
GESTAPO Offline
Ngqwele

Registered: 01/18/04
Posts: 157
Loc: Mosul
HOW MUZENDA DIED

KUTHIWA UMZENDA LOMGABE LOFATHER LOMFANYANA WESIKOLO BABENDIZA NGENDIZA BEHLABIKHEFU. indiza yasisiba lefault from which the pilot declared emergency parachute-exit, however he had only four sets of which he grabed one and tossed the other three to his passengers.

Mugabe, as the president, he took one and exited muzenda as a vice he was offered one he grabed it and off he went.

the priest gave the last one to the young man coz he still had a future . the boy said we still have two sets. the priest said "no my son"

the boy said "Muzenda took my satchel when he jumped"

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#22653 - 06/28/04 12:09 PM Re: Re: Imbambo az' yephuke
soweto Offline
Sikhulu
*****

Registered: 11/02/03
Posts: 250
Loc: emazweni abanikazi
umzenda bathi kakhethe indlela afuna ukubulawa ngayo yena wathi abamee mbijana uyeza usaya esambuzini, ngemva kwemizuzwana emilutshwana wayesphendukile umzee wathi yena indlela afisa ukufa ngayo yikuthi bemhlabe ijekisni elamagcikwane e HIV-AIDS. Lakanye bamhlaba ubaba umzee,, bathe bemhlaba yena ebhizi ehleka kwaze kwamangala wonke umuntu owayelapho ngakho wabuzwa ukuthi uhlekani yena wathi ubahleka ubuwula ngoba bamhlaba ijekiseni elamagcIkwane bengazi ukuthi ugqoke icondom.

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