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#23494 - 04/19/05 10:50 PM Re: Re: Imbambo az' yephuke *****
soweto Offline
Sikhulu
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Registered: 11/02/03
Posts: 250
Loc: emazweni abanikazi
A farmer orders a MILKING MACHINE. To see if it is in good working order he tries it on his penis and has a wicked orgasm, but experiences great difficulty removing the machine off his penis. He looks at the operational manual to figure out a way, and on reading the instructions he faints. In capital letters the instruction book says: "AUTO RELEASE AFTER TWO LITRES

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#23495 - 04/19/05 08:01 PM Re: Re: Imbambo az' yephuke
Mabila Offline
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Registered: 05/14/04
Posts: 2124
Loc: Ayowa
GROWING UP

A three year old little boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath?


"Nonna," he asked, "Are these my brains?"

Nonna answered.............. "Not yet."

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#23496 - 04/19/05 08:06 PM Re: Re: Imbambo az' yephuke
Mabila Offline
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Registered: 05/14/04
Posts: 2124
Loc: Ayowa
<img border="0" alt="clap" title="" src="graemlins/yelclap.gif" /> Nikani uChinoz imali yomtshova hk hk hk


Exchange Rate


A Chinese guy was trying to exchange yen for dollars and asked the teller "why it change, yestoday I get two hunat dollar fo yen - today I get a Hunat eighty?" The teller says - "fluctuations"!


The Chinese guy says "fluc you white guys too"

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#23497 - 04/20/05 12:24 PM Re: Re: Imbambo az' yephuke
soweto Offline
Sikhulu
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Registered: 11/02/03
Posts: 250
Loc: emazweni abanikazi
hk hk hk fluck mugabe too

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#23498 - 04/20/05 02:36 PM Re: Re: Imbambo az' yephuke
joskeyi Offline
Sakhamuzi

Registered: 11/10/04
Posts: 88
Loc: injololo
A little girl was puzzled as to her origin.
“How did I get here, Mommy?” Her mommy
said,
using a well-worn phrase, “God sent
you.”
“And did God send you too, Mommy?”
“Yes, Dear, He did.”
“And Grandma and great grandma and daddy,
too?” asked the little girl? Again the answer was
“yes.”
The child shook her head in disbelief.
“Then you mean to tell me there has been no
sex in this family for 200 years?... No wonder
everyone is so cranky”

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#23499 - 04/20/05 02:38 PM Re: Re: Imbambo az' yephuke
bunandi kill me Offline
Ndunankulu

Registered: 09/20/04
Posts: 805
Loc: ezintembeni
<img border="0" alt="clap" title="" src="graemlins/yelclap.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="clap" title="" src="graemlins/yelclap.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="clap" title="" src="graemlins/yelclap.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="clap" title="" src="graemlins/yelclap.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="clap" title="" src="graemlins/yelclap.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="clap" title="" src="graemlins/yelclap.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="clap" title="" src="graemlins/yelclap.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="clap" title="" src="graemlins/yelclap.gif" />


joskeyi u rock uyazi hk hk

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#23500 - 04/20/05 06:23 PM Re: Re: Imbambo az' yephuke
Msupatsila Offline
Ndunankulu

Registered: 04/07/05
Posts: 656
Loc: Solongo Life
This kid is crazy <img border="0" alt="[Grin]" title="" src="graemlins/grin15.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[GPN]" title="" src="graemlins/gpn.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[GPN]" title="" src="graemlins/gpn.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[GPN]" title="" src="graemlins/gpn.gif" />

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#23501 - 04/20/05 06:28 PM Re: Re: Imbambo az' yephuke
Msupatsila Offline
Ndunankulu

Registered: 04/07/05
Posts: 656
Loc: Solongo Life
Mama Chinos gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ?That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen.? Mama Chinos goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ?That driver just insulted me!? The man says: ?You go right up there and tell him off ? go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.?

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#23502 - 04/20/05 06:31 PM Re: Re: Imbambo az' yephuke
Msupatsila Offline
Ndunankulu

Registered: 04/07/05
Posts: 656
Loc: Solongo Life
How do I insert pictures bantu bankosi sizani bo. Ngifuna ukufaka imifanekiso

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#23503 - 04/20/05 10:07 PM Re: Re: Imbambo az' yephuke
bunandi kill me Offline
Ndunankulu

Registered: 09/20/04
Posts: 805
Loc: ezintembeni
On the last day of his trip a priest hooked a monster fish and proceeded to >reel it in. > >The guide, holding a net yelled, "
Look at the size of that Son of a Bitch!" > >
"Son, I'm a priest. Your language is uncalled for!" >
>?No, Father, that's what kind of fish it is--a Son of a Bitch fish!" >
>"Really? Well then help me land this Son of a Bitch!" >
>Once in the boat, they marveled at the size of the monster. >
>Father, that's the biggest Son of a Bitch I've ever seen." >
>"Yes, it is a big Son of a Bitch. What should I do with it?" >
>"Why, eat it of course. You've never tasted anything as good as a Son of a >Bitch!" > >Elated, the priest headed home to the rectory. >
>While unloading his gear and his prize catch, Sister Mary inquired about his >trip. >
>"Take a look at this big Son of a Bitch I caught!" >Sister Mary gasped and clutched her rosary, "Father!" >
>"It's OK, Sister. That's what kind of fish it is--a Son of a Bitch fish!" >
>"Oh, well then, what are you going to do with that big Son of a Bitch?" >
>"Why, eat it of course. The guide said nothing compares to the taste of a >Son of a Bitch." > >Sister Mary informed the priest that the new Bishop was scheduled to visit >in a few days and that they should fix the Son of a Bitch for his dinner. >
>"I'll even clean the Son of a Bitch," she said. >
>As she was cleaning the huge fish, the Friar walked in. "What are you doing >Sister?" > >"Father wants me to clean this big Son of a Bitch for the new Bishops' >dinner." >
>"Sister! I'll clean it if you're so upset! Please watch your language!" >
>"No, no! No, it's called a Son of a Bitch fish." >
>"Really? Well, in that case, I'll fix up a great meal to go with it, and >that Son of a Bitch can be the main course! >
>Let me know when you've finished cleaning that Son of a Bitch." >
>On the night of the new Bishop's visit, everything was perfect. >
>The Friar had prepared an excellent meal. The wine was fine, and the fish >was excellent. > >The new Bishop said, "This is great fish, where did you get it?" >
>"I caught that Son of a Bitch!" proclaimed the proud priest. >
>The Bishop's eyes opened wide, but he said nothing. >
>"And I cleaned the Son of a Bitch!" exclaimed the Sister. >
>The Bishop sat silent in disbelief. >
>The Friar added, "And I prepared the Son of a Bitch, using a special recipe! > >
>The new Bishop looked around at each of them. >Slowly a big smile crept across his face as he said, >
>"You mother fuckers are my kind of people." >

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