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#26401 - 09/16/05 08:53 PM
Re: IMBAMBO ZIYEPHUKA PART 2
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Nkosi
 
Registered: 05/14/04
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The Verdict...
A woman had been caught shoplifting in a supermarket and had to appear in court, taking along her long-suffering husband for moral support.
The prosecution proved that the theft had taken place so the judge told her that, considering her record, he was forced to impose a jail term. "This time you stole a can of tomatoes. Let us suppose that there were six tomatoes in the can. Do you agree?" "Then I sentence you to six nights in jail." The woman agreed.
The husband jumped to his feet, addressing the judge, "Your honor, may approach the bench?" "Well," said his honor, this is somewhat unusual but I will make an exception in this case. You may approach the bench."
The husband wasted no time getting there and, leaning forward, he said in a low voice, "She also stole a can of peas."
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