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#26462 - 10/19/05 12:24 PM Re: IMBAMBO ZIYEPHUKA PART 2 *****
Mangethe Offline
Ngqwele

Registered: 08/26/05
Posts: 195
Loc: Bulawayo
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#26463 - 10/19/05 12:36 PM Re: IMBAMBO ZIYEPHUKA PART 2
mninimuzi Offline
Nduna
*****

Registered: 08/12/05
Posts: 456
Loc: EMNQAMLEZWENI
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#26464 - 10/19/05 12:55 PM Re: IMBAMBO ZIYEPHUKA PART 2
mninimuzi Offline
Nduna
*****

Registered: 08/12/05
Posts: 456
Loc: EMNQAMLEZWENI
Helo Bos
I am Khethiwe Ntombizenzeni Khawula. I am being 37
of age old. I am apply riht here for a domestic workers post. I have joblessness now. For ten years I work for bass Jim Joubert. But he afraid
of crime now he goes to Australia over oceans.
He write letter for me and say Im being very nice
to him after all this ten years I work him at. I have this letter with me and will give it if I
am get the job. I do dishes, I do cooking, and
cleaning. But I not cook prawns baas Jim says something about bad taste.
I have secrets that when baas feels alone when
madam away I take down the zip and lick the thing. Baas pays me R200 when something white comes out.
But when white thing doesn't come of penis and the
madam disturbs it is R50. I always pray the white thing come out. I not eat it. I run away with
my face when baas saya: "I am coming I am coming
Kate." And I wipe with Twinsavers. Baas says me shut up cause madam will divorce about this. I
not like do it but my Themba is schooling and
school fees never cheap.
Themba has blue eyes like baas Jim. Themba is 8
year old.
Before Themba came, baas Jim make me do Aids test.
Nurse tells I be negative now baas Jim doesn't dress condom on penis when he feels alone in
my bedroom when madam is away. Baas Jim is soft
but he is small penis. He says all white man small in the penis.
But that is no reason I write baas Jim says this crime thing chase him away and he not understand Mbeki (the big president) and Mugabe. I need
this job cause Themba must be the doctor one days
in future to come when I am old.
I am slim and pretty. I run around house. I am not
lazy et all. I can work everyday of the week but not Saturday cause I pray Shembe. I also not eat
hot food on Saturday, but I cook it and store it in the fridge, and defrosting it later.
I am dedicated to my job. I can work for two families in one time. I also was work for Du Plessis family when I work for baas Jim. Baas Jim is kind, and I pray to get baas like him.
My number phone is (031) 702 1234. But you can
fone the Alcatel if the battery is full on 0781772354 only MTN cause I buy MTN airtime. I speak good Zulu. I read and right English to. I am happy if you say "Khethiwe yes, we have job for you". Thanks God. You can fone baas Jim befor he goes airport over oceans if you want to know how I am with work. He is get him at (031) 726 1900.
It is me
Name: Khethiwe Ntombizenzeni Khawula
Age: 37
I am born: Newcastle
Childrens: One Themba
Expirience: 10 years.
Education: Std 9 but can do Matric by night if you like it.
Religion: Shembe Church
Political Party: I not vote says Jim they steal
money and give Mugabe and buy Mercedes
Aids: I have not now
Goodbye

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#26465 - 10/19/05 03:24 PM Re: IMBAMBO ZIYEPHUKA PART 2
bunandi kill me Offline
Ndunankulu

Registered: 09/20/04
Posts: 805
Loc: ezintembeni
mninimuzi uyarockaaaaaaaa straight

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#26466 - 10/20/05 06:19 AM Re: IMBAMBO ZIYEPHUKA PART 2
sithembolwakhe Offline
Sakhamuzi

Registered: 06/22/05
Posts: 89
Loc: zimbabwe,nkayi ,koSikhobokhobo
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#26467 - 10/20/05 08:35 AM Re: IMBAMBO ZIYEPHUKA PART 2
Mabila Offline
Nkosi
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Registered: 05/14/04
Posts: 2124
Loc: Ayowa
Mina lu dade ngingambhadalela e night school bantu. Ungizwise ubuhlungu qotho!

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#26468 - 10/20/05 11:14 AM Re: IMBAMBO ZIYEPHUKA PART 2
bunandi kill me Offline
Ndunankulu

Registered: 09/20/04
Posts: 805
Loc: ezintembeni
OLD SCHOOL BLACK MOTHERS

There used to be a time when black children were the best behaved
children in the world, now look at them - 'Time out' my foot!

1. Have you ever been called downstairs from upstairs or the back of the
house, or from the front of the house to get the remote, change the
channel, or fix her a glass of ice water?

2. Have you ever been hit with an extension cord, a switch, or the
nearest shoe?

3. Have you ever had to pick your own switch off the tree and she sent
you back because the one you picked was too little?

4. Have you ever been burned on your ear with a straightening comb?

5. Have you ever been hit in the head or knuckles with a comb or hair
brush?

6. Have you ever been told to "Shut Up or I'll give you something to cry
about while she beats you with a belt - pronouncing every
syllable---"Did-n't---I---tell----you---not---to-do---!---That---no---mo
re?!"

7. Your ponytails or plaits were so tight, you got those little bumps
around your scalp. (lol)

8. The white people in the school office (principal, secretary, etc.)
were afraid of her.

9. You were scared to go home when you had a bad report card.

10. Cocoa butter, and Vaseline were the main items in the bathroom
cabinet.

11. You were never "on punishment" - just got whoopins right out of the
shower.

12. Have you ever been pinched for going to sleep in church?

13. She made you participate in every church activity (choir, Jr. Usher
Board, Easter play, Christmas play, etc.)

14. Has she ever come inside and picked you up from school dance in hair
rollers and her gown or panamas on under her coat? (dats jus ghetto)

15. When you ask her for something, her response is . . . "Do you think
I'm made o' money?"

16. Have you ever been beaten for something your brother or sister did
just because you were around?

17. She vacuums everyday just so the carpet can have lines in it.

18. Have you ever been told to turn off the TV, get off the phone, or
sit down and be quiet when it's storming outside because the Lord was doing
his work?

19. Friends, family and friends of the family try to keep you out of
trouble
because they know your mother and how she is.

20. You were afraid to call the child abuse hotline.

21. She has to talk to God..."Lord, please don't let me hurt this child!"
before she gives you a whipping.

If you can relate to any of these things, then pass this on to all your
friends and see if they can relate to "KNOWING THAT THEY HAD A BEAUTIFUL


BLACK MOTHER,

WHO DIDN'T TAKE NO MESS WHEN THEY WERE GROWING UP!"

GOD BLESS OUR BEAUTIFUL BLACK MOTHERS AND GRANDMOTHERS!

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#26469 - 10/20/05 11:14 AM Re: IMBAMBO ZIYEPHUKA PART 2
bunandi kill me Offline
Ndunankulu

Registered: 09/20/04
Posts: 805
Loc: ezintembeni
OLD SCHOOL BLACK MOTHERS

There used to be a time when black children were the best behaved
children in the world, now look at them - 'Time out' my foot!

1. Have you ever been called downstairs from upstairs or the back of the
house, or from the front of the house to get the remote, change the
channel, or fix her a glass of ice water?

2. Have you ever been hit with an extension cord, a switch, or the
nearest shoe?

3. Have you ever had to pick your own switch off the tree and she sent
you back because the one you picked was too little?

4. Have you ever been burned on your ear with a straightening comb?

5. Have you ever been hit in the head or knuckles with a comb or hair
brush?

6. Have you ever been told to "Shut Up or I'll give you something to cry
about while she beats you with a belt - pronouncing every
syllable---"Did-n't---I---tell----you---not---to-do---!---That---no---mo
re?!"

7. Your ponytails or plaits were so tight, you got those little bumps
around your scalp. (lol)

8. The white people in the school office (principal, secretary, etc.)
were afraid of her.

9. You were scared to go home when you had a bad report card.

10. Cocoa butter, and Vaseline were the main items in the bathroom
cabinet.

11. You were never "on punishment" - just got whoopins right out of the
shower.

12. Have you ever been pinched for going to sleep in church?

13. She made you participate in every church activity (choir, Jr. Usher
Board, Easter play, Christmas play, etc.)

14. Has she ever come inside and picked you up from school dance in hair
rollers and her gown or panamas on under her coat? (dats jus ghetto)

15. When you ask her for something, her response is . . . "Do you think
I'm made o' money?"

16. Have you ever been beaten for something your brother or sister did
just because you were around?

17. She vacuums everyday just so the carpet can have lines in it.

18. Have you ever been told to turn off the TV, get off the phone, or
sit down and be quiet when it's storming outside because the Lord was doing
his work?

19. Friends, family and friends of the family try to keep you out of
trouble
because they know your mother and how she is.

20. You were afraid to call the child abuse hotline.

21. She has to talk to God..."Lord, please don't let me hurt this child!"
before she gives you a whipping.

If you can relate to any of these things, then pass this on to all your
friends and see if they can relate to "KNOWING THAT THEY HAD A BEAUTIFUL


BLACK MOTHER,

WHO DIDN'T TAKE NO MESS WHEN THEY WERE GROWING UP!"

GOD BLESS OUR BEAUTIFUL BLACK MOTHERS AND GRANDMOTHERS!

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#26470 - 10/20/05 11:14 AM Re: IMBAMBO ZIYEPHUKA PART 2
bunandi kill me Offline
Ndunankulu

Registered: 09/20/04
Posts: 805
Loc: ezintembeni
OLD SCHOOL BLACK MOTHERS

There used to be a time when black children were the best behaved
children in the world, now look at them - 'Time out' my foot!

1. Have you ever been called downstairs from upstairs or the back of the
house, or from the front of the house to get the remote, change the
channel, or fix her a glass of ice water?

2. Have you ever been hit with an extension cord, a switch, or the
nearest shoe?

3. Have you ever had to pick your own switch off the tree and she sent
you back because the one you picked was too little?

4. Have you ever been burned on your ear with a straightening comb?

5. Have you ever been hit in the head or knuckles with a comb or hair
brush?

6. Have you ever been told to "Shut Up or I'll give you something to cry
about while she beats you with a belt - pronouncing every
syllable---"Did-n't---I---tell----you---not---to-do---!---That---no---mo
re?!"

7. Your ponytails or plaits were so tight, you got those little bumps
around your scalp. (lol)

8. The white people in the school office (principal, secretary, etc.)
were afraid of her.

9. You were scared to go home when you had a bad report card.

10. Cocoa butter, and Vaseline were the main items in the bathroom
cabinet.

11. You were never "on punishment" - just got whoopins right out of the
shower.

12. Have you ever been pinched for going to sleep in church?

13. She made you participate in every church activity (choir, Jr. Usher
Board, Easter play, Christmas play, etc.)

14. Has she ever come inside and picked you up from school dance in hair
rollers and her gown or panamas on under her coat? (dats jus ghetto)

15. When you ask her for something, her response is . . . "Do you think
I'm made o' money?"

16. Have you ever been beaten for something your brother or sister did
just because you were around?

17. She vacuums everyday just so the carpet can have lines in it.

18. Have you ever been told to turn off the TV, get off the phone, or
sit down and be quiet when it's storming outside because the Lord was doing
his work?

19. Friends, family and friends of the family try to keep you out of
trouble
because they know your mother and how she is.

20. You were afraid to call the child abuse hotline.

21. She has to talk to God..."Lord, please don't let me hurt this child!"
before she gives you a whipping.

If you can relate to any of these things, then pass this on to all your
friends and see if they can relate to "KNOWING THAT THEY HAD A BEAUTIFUL


BLACK MOTHER,

WHO DIDN'T TAKE NO MESS WHEN THEY WERE GROWING UP!"

GOD BLESS OUR BEAUTIFUL BLACK MOTHERS AND GRANDMOTHERS!

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#26471 - 10/20/05 11:16 AM Re: IMBAMBO ZIYEPHUKA PART 2
bunandi kill me Offline
Ndunankulu

Registered: 09/20/04
Posts: 805
Loc: ezintembeni
A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator,
> >>> looks up and sees this
> >>> > HUGE black guy standing next to him.
> >>> >
> >>> > The big guy sees the little guy staring at him,
> >>> looks down and says: "7
> >>> > feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound
> >>> left testicle, 3 pound
> >>> > right testicle, Turner Brown."
> >>> >
> >>> > The white man faints and falls to the floor. The
> >>> big guy kneels down and
> >>> > brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says,
> >>> "What's wrong with you?"
> >>> >
> >>> > In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY
> >>> did you say to me?"
> >>> >
> >>> > The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and
> >>> figured I'd just give you
> >>> > the answers to the questions everyone always asks
> >>> me. I'm 7 feet tall, I
> >>> > weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my
> >>> left testicle weighs 3
> >>> > pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my
> >>> name is Turner Brown."
> >>> >
> >>> > The small guy says, "Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus,
> >>> I thought you said,
> >>> > "Turn around"!

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