heyi bantu liyazi indaba lezi zokuthatheka ngesikhiwa abantu bengafika emazweni
omunye u sisi wayezama ukumbuluzela omunye utshomi wath''' sorry bhudi mina i'm a vargina'' ezami ukuthi sorry bhudi i'm a virgin.

This old couple is ready to go to sleep so ...

This old couple is ready to go to sleep so the old man lays on the bed but the old woman lays on the floor.
The old man asks, ''''Why are you going to sleep on the floor?''''

The old woman says, "Because I want to feel something hard for a change."

Men vs. Women: Round 1



MONEY

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.

BATHROOMS

A man has six items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn.

The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

ARGUMENTS

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

FUTURE

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

MARRIAGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.

DRESSING UP

A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.

A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

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hhayi noma ungtshaye ngaphakathi....uphiri kwasekumele laye umsebenzi uphele haa haaa...........


Diploma
A grandmother was pushing her little grandchild around the shops in a pram. Each time she put something in the basket she said, "And here's something for you Diploma" and "there's something for you Diploma". And this carried on.

Eventually a bewildered shopper who'd heard all this finally asked: "Why do you keep calling your grandchild Diploma?"

The grandmother replied, "I sent my daughter to university and this is what she came home with!"

a riddle

the
range
of
8
inches
long.

the functioning of which is
enjoyed
by
members
of
both
sexes.

is
usually found hung, dangling ready
loosely
for
instant
action.

it boasts of a clump of
little
hairy
things
at
one
end
and
small
hole at the other. in use, it
is
inserted,
almost
always
willingly, sometimes slowly,
sometimes
quickly,
into
a
warm,
fleshy, moist opening where
it
is
thrust
in
and
out
again
and again many times in
succession,
often
quickly
and
accompanied by squirming bodily movements.

anyone
found
listening in will most surely
recognize
the
rhythmic,
pulsing
sound, resulting from the
well
lubricated
movements

when
finally withdrawn, it leaves
behind
a
juicy,
frothy,
white
sticky
substance, some of which will
need
cleaning from
the
outer
surfaces of the opening and
some
of
from
long
glistening
shaft. after everything is

done
and
the
flowing
and
cleasing
liquids have ceased
emanating,
it
is
returned
to
its
freely
hanging state of rest, ready
yet
for
another
bit
of
action,
hopefully reaching its
bristling
climax
twice
or
three
times a
day, but often much less.
what am i?????????

as you may have already
guessed,
the
answer!
to
the
riddle
is
none other than your very own......

>>>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>

toothbrush

what were you
thinking?

you PERVERT!

send this message to ten of
your
most
perverted
friends

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A penis says to his balls "Right lads get ready and I will take you to a party". The balls reply ;you fucking liar, you always go inside and leave us outside knocking;

Never argue with a woman or try to explain, you will never win. Just use your brain like this guy.

A husband went on a night out with his friends. The wife is furious and tells the kids that when he comes back they should not open for him. At about 12 Midnight the guy comes and knocks, the wife tells him "hamba uyolala lapho ovela khona." The husband answers, "angizanga kuzolala, ngizolandi'mali. Izifebe zikuSPECIAL OFFER eHillrow. The wife opens the door and says "Fuseki uwuyindawo wena, ngenendlini ulale.
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