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#28420 - 10/05/04 06:31 AM Re: Healthcare-online for Mthwakazians
Lobengula Offline
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Loc: Tsholotsho
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Yeyi inyongo ike yangibamba lapha last week ngisekhaya ngazengacabanga ukuthi maybe abathakathi bezigodo (AbeTshabi) sebengiloyile. Kwacima ilanga yangitshaya kwavela izinkanyezi emini ngiyakutshela, ngaba dizzy blayind.

I had travelled approximately 900km from Joburg to KwaBulawayo by road. On arrival we wasted no time in downing and emptying a couple of 750ml of Jack Daniels (having not tasted beer for more than 9 months) with a bunch of friends (Hlathi Knows them).Thereafter , we descended on a braai at Winders, remember now in Byo they eat the best beef pedigree (prime beef) due to the closure of export facilities in the European market. That was on Saturday deep into the night because there was a Miss Big pageant at Windermere so all Mthwakazians were there in full force with izimomondiya zabo on the side and beer in hand. Needless to say a couple of them lost control of their vehicles along the notoriuously winding Falls road (just after Richmond), they seemed to be having a big time with most young Mthwakazians driving imported two-door 316 BMWs which they emphasised that they were imports from the K (ie UK), which their brothers had sent home. Because it was impossible to drive to within 100m of the venue due to numerous cars, we cared less, just parked and walked in.

Now back to the main subject of inyongo,(least abafowethu lash at me for digressing too much). On Sunday morning I felt like the world had come to an end. Serious , severe, tormenting NYONGO attacked me and when I quickly contacted our very own medical team right here at Inkundla,(to whom iam very very grateful indeed), they wasted no time in telling me that: travelling a long distance, eating half done Mthwakazian braai,and any form of whisky are the perfect combination that causes immediate nyongo. So medical advice was given (free of charge) and within an hour of following the team's medical prescription , there I was feeling like a new and born again Lobengula ready to tackle the world !!!! Gents I saw the benefits of online medical services and I have to thank this team of Mthwakazian medical specialists.

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#28421 - 10/05/04 10:35 PM Re: Healthcare-online for Mthwakazians
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Ok. i will try and explain my understanding of ingubhane and the peyiding part. As i have said above that i have not inspected the active substance in intolwane which acts as an astrigent in colonic irrigation. There are many oter herbs which have the same effect though.

You will notice that "Ingubhane", is a symptom not a disease. It is characterised by flatulence, colon distress, diverticulosis.

Uku peyida (colonic irrigations), is a therapy that helps to release the tension in the colon, thereby improving metabolic eficiency. Intolwane acts as an astringent for people with ingubhane, it cleans the walls of the intestines. We will also notice that when a person has such symptoms, they are normally dehydrated as well because of constipation, therefore taking beer or other deuritics is not recommended.

Weakness, headaches that you feel during the "ngubhane" period is a sign of dehydration. I recommend plenty of water, veggies, fruits and some herbal astrigent that may be of help (intolwane).

The whole process of ukupeyida, inproves the absorption of certain vital body nutrients.

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#28422 - 10/05/04 11:58 AM Re: Healthcare-online for Mthwakazians
hlathi81 Offline
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Registered: 10/14/03
Posts: 574
Loc: gwanda..
Lobengula

I?m sure you had loads of fun durning your trip to Mthwakazi which was unfortunately short lived because of the nyongo that attacked you suddenly.At least is attacked you on Sunday after you had partied through the night, it would have been disastrous if it attacked you utshaya your usual get down emaWindini.Anyway I?m glad to you fit and fine and back on your two feet.

Do you mind telling us how exactly you felt (symptoms) ubulawa yinyongo and what exactly they (online medical experts) prescribed to you that brought you back to life in no time.

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#28423 - 10/05/04 05:50 PM Re: Healthcare-online for Mthwakazians
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Hlathi uhle wangihluthunela amazwi emlonyeni mnakwethu. Besengivele sengikhonona ngisithi inkosi enje angikaze ngihlangane layo, encitshana lolwazi kangaka.

Nkosi yohlanga akusihlephunele mbijana i'remedy' yalesisifo senyongo.

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#28424 - 10/05/04 10:13 PM Re: Healthcare-online for Mthwakazians
Mabila Offline
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GPN GPN GPN Dokotela! What is the "peyiding part?" <img border="0" alt="kill" title="" src="graemlins/kill.gif" />

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#28425 - 10/06/04 05:34 AM Re: Healthcare-online for Mthwakazians
Lobengula Offline
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Hlathi & Sphepheli (Mbacundini nk nk nk)

Hatshi bafowethu I do not want to steal the show from our esteemed medical team. They are right here and they can advise us on the treatment of "inyongo". The easiest one of course is to "phalaza" (vomit) as much as you can until it comes out. Immediately once it gushes out either yellow or greenish in colour, you feel like a new individual altogether. You wont feel sick anymore.

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#28426 - 10/06/04 10:06 PM Re: Healthcare-online for Mthwakazians
Siphepheli Offline
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Loc: Khonaph'ya Enkangala
Nkosi yohlanga'

Kambe akulangozi na ukuzikopa kumbe ukugabha? Mina phela ubugwala buzihlalele. Kodwa nje ungahlala uzinathela isihaqa kumbe ukusihlafuhlafuna nje mbijana ngangibone kunceda ngoba kungathi kuyayidiliza lokhu.

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#28427 - 10/07/04 08:13 AM Re: Healthcare-online for Mthwakazians
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Loc: Emkhathini
Ngiyabonga imibuzo, lenkuthazo yenu bantwabahle. Ngizaphendula manj'.

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#28428 - 10/07/04 08:14 AM Re: Healthcare-online for Mthwakazians
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Mabila ye "peyiding", gpn <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> . Ngizame ukujobelela isilungu ekhwakhiweni kwebala lesintu. Ispeyidi kumele sidlalele ezibunu, ngezikhathi-ngezikhathi.

Bakwethu! Inyongo as we call it esindebeleni, is characterized by headaches, stomach aches, nausea, dizziness, dificulty in swallowing, belching and numbness and eventually emesis (vomiting).

Inyongo, in simple terms is an effect which is commonly experienced from backflow of stomach acids. Mild cases may be cured by some anti-acids, vomiting may relieve it.

It is very important to be diagonised because cases of gastroenteritis are also common and have some similar symptoms may need antibiotics. Premenstrual syndrome may also cause nausea.

Alcohol, sugary food, tends to raise the stomach acids, pancreatic and intestinal secretions. Natural herbs may also be helpful for nausea, e.g peppermint tea.


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#28429 - 10/07/04 11:00 AM Re: Healthcare-online for Mthwakazians
hlathi81 Offline
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Registered: 10/14/03
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Loc: gwanda..
dokotela ngiyabonga for impendulo yakho.ungadinwa lakusasa!! <img border="0" alt="clap" title="" src="graemlins/yelclap.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="clap" title="" src="graemlins/yelclap.gif" />

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