Another Mugabe Joke
Queen Elizabeth, Bill Clinton & Robert Mugabe died & went
straight to hell. Queen Elizabeth said "I miss England, I want to call
England and see how everybody is doing there. She called and talked for
about 5 minutes, then she asked "Well ,devil how much do I owe you????
The devil says "Five million dollars" She wrote him a cheque and went to
back on her chair.
Bill Clinton was so jealous, he starts screaming, "My
turn! I wanna call the United States, I want to see how everybody is
doing there too" He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he asked
"Well, devil how much do I owe you???? The devil says "Ten million dollars"
With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit back on his
Robert Mugabe was even more jealous & starts screaming, "I want to call
Zim too, I want to see how everybody is doing there too. I wanna talk to
ministers, to the deputy, I wanna talk to everybody"..... He called Zim
and he talked for about twenty hours, he talked & talked & talked, then he
asked "Well, devil how much do I owe you???? The devil says "One dollar".
Mugabe is stunned & says "One dollar??? Only one fuc*ing dollar??" The
says "Well if you make a call from one hell to another hell, it's local".