Kusobala ukuba uMthwakazi uyazibutha kulamalanga, abantu bayahlangana bazane isizwe siyanda kuhle lokhu.
Kodwa njengoba kumgceke ukuba lapha okudibene khona amajaha lezintombi kuvele khona kuyimvelo ukuphoselana amagama amnandi.
Akesikhulumeni ngalokhu abakubiza ama |'chat up lines' ngesiNgisi thina esithi yikukhombisa.
Ukuze ijaha lizibambe entombini liyabe litheni? lani zintombi tshonini ukuba okulithinta khonangale lize livume yikuphi?
Bafethu akusela ntombi zakoMthwakazi ezizaphinda ziyekwendele edotini ...azitsho!
Mina ngikhumbula ngibona omunye usisi owayemuhle okwelanga liphuma, ngazisondeza kuye kancane ngambingelela hatshi wavuma...ngathi ukucwayiza kancane wahleka..ngabe ngithi kuye "igama ungubani dade", wang'tshela konke lesibongo.
Ngabe ngisithi kuye "malutshwane amatsiyane afana lawe", wethuka wathi "ung'biza itsiyane mina",....ngasmayila kancane ngathi "ye! ngoba ngendlela omuhle ngakhona angiboni ukuba wena wazalwa ngumfazi,...sengathi kwathatha isikhathi ufukamelwe eqandeni dali", ngathi kuye "wena walolongwa njengegolide liphuma emgodini".

Alizangelibone ismayili sikadade bafethu.....ngabubona bonke, ubuhle bentombi engangingakaze ngihlangane labo, ngahle ngapatreka.

ha ha ha ngaze ngahleka shame ha ha asazi hk hk

kariiiiiii NOXOLO wahleka nje kumele uphendule hk hk uleziga hayikhona hk hk
kodwa kuyahlekisa lokhu okubhalwe ngujaha lo ha ha ha angikusoli madade ngizaqala ngibone ukuthi abanye bathini then i will phendula lami

Hatshi ubonike wahle wamlahla phansi nge statement wahle wagcwala waya waya. Kodwa awuzange umtshele futhi ukuthi wena ulemali enengi blind ukuze abone ukuthi wena u blind .

Sabona dade. Yazi ngithe ngikubona ngihle ngabona umuzi, indlubu, abantwana, lamajodo. Inhliziyo yami sengiyikhuphe kimi ngayipha wena, nguwe usuzangiphefumulela. Ngikuthandile mntanabantu.

Ungabona esala lapha, uziwisele phansi ungathi usufeyinta. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/yay.gif" alt="" />

Baya kuhleka ungatsho njalo. Isindebele asikho romantic. Yilanguage elesithunzi efuna nxa kuhluzwa indaba ezinzima. Nxa ukhuza umtwana ngesindebele kahle kahle kuyangena kulanxa umkhuza ngesi khiwa.

Ngcono sivele siqhubeke sisebenzisa isikhiwa ekukhombiseni. Kumbe siphonguthi singaya yini e blackpool ku beach. Ngoba ungaqala ukuthi dudu ntombi gegela gege zalabantu ziya ebantwini. Akukho ntombi yagana inyamazana. ungaba yinhlekisa esigabeni.

Sgero waze wangihlekisa hayikhona mani ha ha uGolide8 uqinisile asindebele asikho romantic nxa ukhombisa inkazana so isilungu sisharpesttt nje umtshelele ama luving and thanding umadade he he ngiyakutshela uzabona esephongubobotheka nje okungapheliyo hk hk

Uyazi mnu Golide waze wangikhumbuza ingoma ka Majee ethiwa "Golide" and lapho uMajee ehlabela ethi ' ngingu golide mina, umfana ogezayo, ngingu golide umfan' otshenayo(swenkayo)'

Ingabe ingam' wisa inhliziyo udade le line ka Majee na? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/yelclap.gif" alt="" />

Golide jeki ngiyala isiNdebele yiboza nxa usudibane lentombi zakwethu unless nxa ugijimisa amashoshobisa hk hk hk, lalo isalad nxa ulibekele kuhle istatement njengo Sgero liyagcwala lichitheke wethu.

Yiphi intombi yakoMthwakazi engayangeka uyibiza, is'momondiya, is'khukhukazi samampela ulondi wakho.

Nxa uyi Awuthi menze ahleke uDali kwaze kwatsho enye intombi yesingisi yathi "I like a guy who makes me laugh, coz when I laugh I pee myself"....lina! leyo pee liyayazi?

eg. (Ijaha) [:"blue"] "Sorry Sisi bengicela ukubuza"[/].
(Intombi) Ubuzani?
(Ijaha) [:"blue"] Ngaze ngajabula ukuhlangana lo Miss Mthwakazi colleges 2006?[/]
(Intombi) Sorry bhudi ayisimi.
(Ijaha) [:"blue"] Kutshu kuthi amajudge yiziphofu bekela kuwinisa umuntu onjengawe.[/]
(Intombi) ha ha ha!,lawe.
(Ijaha) [:"blue"] Ikhona indawo oyaziyo engingakuthengela khona ice-cream dali sengizengijuluka!ngilokhu ngibukele ubuhle bakho.[/]
(Intombi)woh ye kungale duze le Trade feya.
(Ijaha) [:"blue"] Ngena mntaneNkosi imota yakhona ukungcola angithi yibumpohlo lobu engiyibona intombi zakithi azisafuni kuvelelwa.[/]

(Intombi) Thanks
(Ijaha) [:"blue"] Sorry uyazi mina igama nguThando though abangan'bam banbiza "LOVE"[/]
(intombi) mina nguZodwa.
(Ijaha) [:"blue"] Uyazini Dali, nga wena uyingoma nga uyileya ekaRingo.[/]
(Intombi)Yiphi
(Ijaha) [:"blue"] uSondela[/]
(Intombi) Ah ah Lina!

Sitshayile bafethu.

hk hk Sgero, nxa usubala amajodo lendlubu lomuzi, hayi isimayili singahle siphele shame!!!! Ngiyabe sengizibona sengiqhiyile, sengivela emasimini, umdlopha lawo khonapho!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />