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#31051 - 05/03/06 12:33 PM Re: Ukushela intombi ngesiNdebele
MaJamela Offline
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Loc: Emaguswini
Lapho Makhelwana uyabe usuyitshaye ngqwa ekhanda! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/yay.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/yay.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/yay.gif" alt="" />
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#31052 - 05/03/06 03:19 PM Re: Ukushela intombi ngesiNdebele
Zwangendaba Offline
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Registered: 04/27/03
Posts: 1399
Loc: New York, New York, USA
Bafowethu.

Haaaaahhhh uyakwazi MAKHELWANE ukushela ngesintu sibili. Uyabulala.

Li Zwangendaba.

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#31053 - 05/03/06 03:27 PM Re: Ukushela intombi ngesiNdebele
Nomangqika Offline
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Registered: 11/11/05
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Loc: lupane
makhelwane lo sgero ha ha ha lina so shame kunini ngacina ukuzwa amazwi lawa awesintu ha ha ha lingasikhumbuzi ebutsheni bethu ha ha sisakhonjiswa lathi asazi hayi ke liblind bantu benkosi kumnandi ukuba ngumthwakazi ha ha
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Its better to lose a lover than to love a loser.

Friends are like shoes. Some are loose and some tight and some fit just right.
They help u as u walk.

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#31054 - 05/03/06 04:36 PM Re: Ukushela intombi ngesiNdebele
Dokotela Offline
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Registered: 05/11/04
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Loc: Emkhathini
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/yay.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/yay.gif" alt="" /> Romantiki. Sgero ubulele mfo. Isindebele siRomantiki okummangalisayo. Mina vele kusukela ngilijahana elifishane, ngangi shela ngesindebele - ngaphande kuka mRwandese, engagcina ngimlahla ngeminyaka edlule.

Ngihle ngithi, "Wee ntombazana, ngingajabula wena lami singenza isenzo esiza hlanganisa imihluzi yomzimba, sisipha njalo ubunandi obuphakeme obu hlasimukisa umzimba?"

Uxolo sengithatheka, rather ngiyathi "Wee ntombazana kungaba njani wena lami singaba njengama juba amabili athandanayo, siphilisane, sibe moyamunye? Ngiyakuthanda Ntombazana"
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#31055 - 05/03/06 05:19 PM Re: Ukushela intombi ngesiNdebele
Nkosazana Offline
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Registered: 11/16/05
Posts: 20
Loc: U.K.
A, vele besengikwesaba sibili Dokotela, sengibona lentombi isivele isifulathele isibaleka...hatshi ke, eyesibili i 'line' yakhona yebo, iyabobotheka sibili intombi hk hk hk

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#31056 - 05/03/06 05:29 PM Re: Ukushela intombi ngesiNdebele
Nkosazana Offline
Mafikizolo

Registered: 11/16/05
Posts: 20
Loc: U.K.
Liyazama sibili majaha akwaMthwakazi ukushela intombi zenu ngesiNdebele...thina osisi okwethu yikuhleka ngenhliziyo, sithabela ukuthi at least we don't have that 'headache' of chatting anyone up...that is, unless ungulowana usisi wesimanje-manje kakhulu <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/gpn.gif" alt="" />

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#31057 - 05/03/06 06:04 PM Re: Ukushela intombi ngesiNdebele
MaGae Offline
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Registered: 11/01/05
Posts: 291
Loc: ngungumbane
[]Golide jeki ngiyala isiNdebele yiboza nxa usudibane lentombi zakwethu unless nxa ugijimisa amashoshobisa hk hk hk, lalo isalad nxa ulibekele kuhle istatement njengo Sgero liyagcwala lichitheke wethu.

Yiphi intombi yakoMthwakazi engayangeka uyibiza, is'momondiya, is'khukhukazi samampela ulondi wakho.

Nxa uyi Awuthi menze ahleke uDali kwaze kwatsho enye intombi yesingisi yathi "I like a guy who makes me laugh, coz when I laugh I pee myself"....lina! leyo pee liyayazi?

eg. (Ijaha) [:"blue"] "Sorry Sisi bengicela ukubuza"[/].
(Intombi) Ubuzani?
(Ijaha) [:"blue"] Ngaze ngajabula ukuhlangana lo Miss Mthwakazi colleges 2006?[/]
(Intombi) Sorry bhudi ayisimi.
(Ijaha) [:"blue"] Kutshu kuthi amajudge yiziphofu bekela kuwinisa umuntu onjengawe.[/]
(Intombi) ha ha ha!,lawe.
(Ijaha) [:"blue"] Ikhona indawo oyaziyo engingakuthengela khona ice-cream dali sengizengijuluka!ngilokhu ngibukele ubuhle bakho.[/]
(Intombi)woh ye kungale duze le Trade feya.
(Ijaha) [:"blue"] Ngena mntaneNkosi imota yakhona ukungcola angithi yibumpohlo lobu engiyibona intombi zakithi azisafuni kuvelelwa.[/]

(Intombi) Thanks
(Ijaha) [:"blue"] Sorry uyazi mina igama nguThando though abangan'bam banbiza "LOVE"[/]
(intombi) mina nguZodwa.
(Ijaha) [:"blue"] Uyazini Dali, nga wena uyingoma nga uyileya ekaRingo.[/]
(Intombi)Yiphi
(Ijaha) [:"blue"] uSondela[/]
(Intombi) Ah ah Lina!

Sitshayile bafethu. [/]

he he he he ngaz ngalavuka ke bantu ah futhi nyanisi hayikhona mani hk hk <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/yay.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/yay.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/yay.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/yay.gif" alt="" />
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#31058 - 05/03/06 06:24 PM Re: Ukushela intombi ngesiNdebele
MBIZO Offline
Sakhamuzi

Registered: 05/12/04
Posts: 87
Loc: Canada
Manje mina ngovela ngithi ngoludala ,

"Dudlu ntombazana ,ongela bhasikiti uyangena emarket longela nkomo uyayidlinyama .... zalabantu ziyebantu , ayikho eyagana isambane mtakwethu .........."

khonapho ngiyabe ngigiya ngiseqa ngitshayaphansi ngenduku ngigabaza .

ngilizwina elincanyana nje uzamuzwa athi "ngenzenike mtakwethu"

hk hk .
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#31059 - 05/03/06 06:27 PM Re: Ukushela intombi ngesiNdebele
Nomangqika Offline
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Registered: 11/11/05
Posts: 416
Loc: lupane
ha ha ha suqalisile ezakho lemihluzi yomzimba ha ha asazi khona ikhona into enjengaleyo yokuthi umoya munye ha ha ubuphoxo ndoda asazi ha ha manje wawukhuluma njani lowaseRwanda ngayo imihluzi ha ha
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Its better to lose a lover than to love a loser.

Friends are like shoes. Some are loose and some tight and some fit just right.
They help u as u walk.

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#31060 - 05/06/06 04:23 AM Re: Ukushela intombi ngesiNdebele
Zwangendaba Offline
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Registered: 04/27/03
Posts: 1399
Loc: New York, New York, USA
Bafowethu.

Khona ODADE kuyini abafuna sikutsho ukuthi inhliziyo zincibilike???

Mina ngingahle ngithi:

Uyazi kangikaze ngibone intwana efana lawe.
Konje ugeza kusiphi isiziba umuhle kangaka???
Ukuthi ngiyakuthanda YIKUSILELA KWAMAZWI.
Uliluba wena lesigcebe esikhazimulayo.
Ukhanyisa amaphupho ami okwe Nyanga ikhanyisa ubusuku.
Uphephetha inhliziyo yami okomoya uphephetha umkhathi.
Nxa ungangithanda uyabe ungendlalele umqamelo weMpala.

Li Zwangendaba.

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