sikesikhumbuzane kudala sisesekhaya singabantwana

Posted by: MaGae

sikesikhumbuzane kudala sisesekhaya singabantwana - 05/01/06 02:02 PM

I thank God that I had such a wonderful childhood in such a beautiful country...think back to the time...Before the Internet or the Apple Mac...Before semi-automatics, AK-47s and crack cocaine... Before SEGA or Cartoon Network...Before Play station and MTV2, and CD's and DVD's... Way back.

I'm talking about the time of hide and seek engadini... or in the dark, ingqobe, Jim bass, tap tap, u-a-ra, umatshayana, kick and run, stop sweetie sweetie, and Christopher Columbus, and the country game, and how everyone wanted to be the USSR and the USA!
How about building a swing from a piece of rope tied to the protruding branch of a tree- there were guarantees the rope would withstand all the strain put on it-the result-broken limbs that never healed quite right.

And what about the times when you were lucky enough to go to the Centenary Park-candy floss. Watching the peacocks parading their glamorous plumage. How about the Fountain with its constant shower of water spray which you awaited and relished fiendishly when it sprinkled you with its cold, albeit refreshing freshness. How about itrade fair. You lived for that.

Bath times. Taking a bath at 4:00pm, then having tea eka 4 lamagwadla in your pyjamas-if you had these-more like izigqoko eziclean. And you knew that nxa usugezile, no more playing phandle.
Closing the windows at 5 ukuti singalunywa yimosquito, while waiting for TV 1 to start and watching cartoons like o Fat Albert, Voltron, Care Bears, Button moon, Rainbow!!! Smurfs, Captain Planet, Inspector Gadget and those unforgettable cartoons from the Czech Republic or some place with no sound and simple graphics!

When the weather report started, you were sent to bed, After the parents had insisted you observe great silence during the news-Strictly no noise- Okunye was because isikhiwa sasibeqa abadala-and you did not want to be blamed for the old man not getting the news fully. How about their own periodic exclamations of,?mhh uyatshinga u?, uzondile u?, asazi sizabona ngakho?Or directed to the older siblings, the question would be, ?Uthini mfana??

School holidays meant ekhaya or ama extra lessons. Few days before school started again you would plead with your parents to get you new socks coz all the ones you have had izikhala. At Christmas, it was a time for negotiation-Ufuna izigqoko zekrismas or ufuna i uniform? But most times of course you got both-oh our loving parents-How they managed you can never say.

The night before the first day of school you couldn't get to sleep. Shoes were polished till you could see your name in large capitals, uniform pressed, new stationery (that your parents got from work!). First thing in the morning, you would get your lunch box with isinkwa , and cool drink.

You cannot forget the smell of Mazoe Orange Juice. With Dandy bubble gum going for a cent, ice cream from the Dairy board happy chap on the corner with his little cart. Yes, Running to the corner to buy amaputi, amafrozen, and izidabula all for not more than a dollar

Wait, can you remember... going into town seemed like going somewhere very special, and your mother made you "dress up" for the trip, or threatened that if you don't finish your food uyasala when the rest of the family goes to town. And when in town, crying for fresh chips and coke.

Outside ulabangane-Running till you were out of breath. Laughing so hard that your stomach hurt, ukweqela embhedeni..... Pillow fights Spinning around, getting dizzy and falling down.
Being tired from playing... Remember that?
Racing with an old tyres, to see who was the fastest. Playing soccer with a plastic/ newspaper ball. Going to the shops to go play i slug. And if you ran out of money- usually 10cents- you then filed down two cents or hammered flat a one-cent coin to use instead-and it always got stuck. And u Dave wemagrosa would be out to get you and your pals.
And, how about the little tiffs. You falling out with your friends and because they have threatened ukukubamba-NGIZAKUBAMBA-you had a hard time going to the shops unescorted. You had to go the long way round to avoid them- but you never told umama or ubaba. It was the same with the end of the school term, as we approached the beginning of the holidays. You had to be on your best behaviour to avoid someone saying-NGIZAVALA NGAWE. Running away was not an option because the whole school knew which fights were on the bill-Not that some did not- leg it(run away because - kwabo kwagwala akulasililo).
I'm not finished just yet... Can you still taste and smell...Eating raw jelly from the packet, Ice-lollies made from cold drink in plastic holders in the freezer, Eating Willard's Peanut Butter on the fattest slice of fresh bread. Eating guavas till your stomach hurt and being constipated for days after that.
Lisa khumbula umabrosi, mango, amapeaches lomumbu owosiweyo emgwaqweni. And you knew that come mumbu season you would have
it breakfast, lunch and supper, inopi, umxhanxa,
inkobe lembambayila

Going to visit your grandparents ekhaya, at Easter,
Heroes Weekend and Christmas. Having Roasted
mealies, imfe, amathanga, imibhida yendumba, beef that tasted like beef, amasi-izankefu, amahewu, indlubu, itiye etrekileyo. And
not forgetting ukubanga inyama in the same plate,
while sitting iround.
How about sipping a 300ml bottle of coke ungafuni iphele and a packet of coloured maputi. Going to engadini to catch inyoni. Going into the bush to get sap for-inofi for catching the birds. Either it was the one you made from grease and sap, but the popular option was the one you chewed and then uyiphehlele onto a stick.


Remember when...There were two types of takkies
-Tommies and North Stars! And the only time you wore them at school, was on Civies(from civilian clothes as opposed to uniform) day( Which we called CIVICS day).
It wasn't odd to have two or three "best" friends. And you would ask people to be your best friend.
Nobody owned a pedigree dog. Sometimes you would go hunting in the bush-e- estate. Sometimes you would get lucky but most times than not it was just a boys day out.
25 cents was decent pocket money, you could buy either a itshingo, ifroz , super split, monster mouse or what ever with it. . When nearly everyone's mom was your mum and they could thuma you anyway as long be nga kubona.

Remember when it was considered a great privilege and very unusual to be taken out to dinner, or a movie, and it was something you couldn't wait to tell everyone on Monday morning, esikolo. For the first-timers in the movie house the folding chair was a nightmare ?some sat on the edge with the chair still folded up. Embarrassing. Not to mention the enxiety of the whole experience. You could not sleep at night- and the parents were not supposed to know you had a date. UPHUMA USITHI NYATHUNYATHU EMZINI KABANI??? Ukukhombana was taboo to your parents. But the worst thing you could catch from the opposite sex was germs.
Remember the first kiss-you were not sure how to do it but were full of all these theories you?re your friends. Your friends were your safety valve. You discussed it. They were not to leave you alone with your lover- that was always used implicitly as a reason for not being too personal and touchy feely because your friends were present- but the true reason was ?you did not know how. With the coming of experience and confidence, the tables quickly turned around. When you needed your friends to go and leave you to your business- they never did. The little ironies of life-when you desperately need a knife you can never find one but a thousand spoons instead.

Any parent could discipline any kid, or feed him
(and it wasn't considered ukukwata or ukudla
emalinini) or get him to carry groceries and nobody, not even the kid thought a thing of it. When being sent to the headmistress' office was nothing compared to the fate that awaited a misbehaving student at home? We were
in fear for our lives, but it wasn't because of
muggings, drugs, Aids etc. Our parents and
grandparents were a much bigger threat... and some of us are still afraid of them!!! Doing bad in
school meant being transferred to eMission school
, or holidays ekhaya


Remember when.... Decisions were made by going iny-miny- miney-mo." Disputes were settled by simply amabele enhlabathiHaving a weapon in school meant being caught with eversharp pen pea shooter or an eraser catapulted by a 30cm ruler.
Do you u remember umaIce Cream lenqola yakhe , sometimes you would offer to push him around the neighbourhood.KwakulaboMATHANYELA- the BCC sweepers . Who hated being called that. Howe about the work crew yako BCC ababepheka izitshwala zamagabha. And amongst them there was always a Phiri , Banda , Sibanda or Ndlovu.
As a pranks when you saw them riding along in their big BCC trucks; walking along the road, you would shou,?Sibanda!? or ?Phiri!? and wave frantically in the direction of the truck and one of their number-a Sibanda or Phiri would respond in like manner waving profusely- obviously very impressed at being recognised and you and your friends would laugh your lungs out.

Chicken Flings,& Willard's Chips, ama corn curls and ama Things were snacks of choice. AmaHot cross buns during Easter, ikhekhe, pork pie, cream donut, amaMarie, Tomango Tomato Sauce.
When having relatives overseas or in South Africa was a big deal. For relatives abroad, it was essential for the whole family to go to the airport and wave goodbye, by the balcony. And when they were coming back, you expected them to bring you new shoes (which you wouldn't wear, coz you were saving them for Civics day) and mars bars.
How about umtshado emahall. Remember that, with a bridal party of 16 - 20 people doing amasteps to "It's a wedding day". With the infamous front row and back benchers- where all ubugabazi was. Labafana bebreak dance ababebuya bezo gida.
Skills and courage were discovered because of a "truth or dare" Older siblings were the worst tormentors, but also the fiercest protectors.

If you can remember most or all of these, then you
have LIVED!!!! THAT WAS THE LIFE. KIDS THESE DAYS DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY ARE MISSING
DO YOU ALL REMEMBER WHEN WE WOULD QOGELELA AMAONE DOLLAR SO THAT WE COULD GO TO THE POOL. WHEN I DIDNT KNOW HOW TO SWIM AND UMKABAYI WOULD HOLD MY HANDS NOXIE WOULD TAKE THE FEET AND WE WOULD GO IN THE MIDDLE OF THE POOL KU SHALLOW...
DO YA REMEMBA WHEN WE WOULD LOOK FORWARD TO BREAK TIME AT SCHOOL NXA WAWULE RICE AND THAT DAY YOU WILL BE QUEEN...

ABANYE SIVELA KHATSHANA SHAMESTTTTTTTT HK HK
Posted by: Nomangqika

Re: sikesikhumbuzane kudala sisesekhaya singabantwana - 05/01/06 03:30 PM

ha ha ha uyazi so fana waze wangikhumbuza kudala kwami ha ha kwakulomunye umama owayehlala engicebela kumama ethi ngiyale ukuthi angithume emagrocer ha ha ha kodwa wabona sengithunywe ngumazibani ngavuma eish uswazi lwakhona ha ha phela abanye babethi bengakuthuma kuthiwe ugcine ichange so labo wawungafaki iexcuse yokuthunywa ukwazi uzathola intshintshi kodwa umagogo kungamelanga azi uphiwe imali ngoba wawuzabhalela ekhaya ha ha .

then elobs kwakulomunye ubaba owayethayimela okungabantwana okuncane okuthunywe emagrocer akuthathele imali agoqele ilitshe ha ha uzathi usufika emagrocer uthi uvule inewspaper ubone imali waxe ha ha lina shuwa kwakunzima.

eswimming yempopoma wawuthi ungekela ukukhama iswimming costume bekukhamele emlonyeni omama bakhona kodwa okunye shuwa kwakuyi abuse amanga mabi ha ha
Posted by: MaJamela

Re: sikesikhumbuzane kudala sisesekhaya singabantwana - 05/02/06 12:26 PM

Uyazi Magagisa, waze wangikhumbuza those good old days! Its so unfortunate we can't have them back! Shame. Khona nxa sokuyiwa eboarding, with orenkini begcwele ukudla, which usually comprised of amaputi, toast <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/yay.gif" alt="" />, salad cream and tomato sauce for indumba, charhons bisciuts, affectionately known as amaloose, ledrink, umdayiluthwa! Those were the days, ususindana letrunk usiya koHamara Eggs kumbe erenkini! And then when schools closed, on that very day sihlangane etown as friends, thinking we were all that, siluke amalocks lamacorn rows!!!
Ladies, lisakhumbula sisagqoka amaglass shoe lamasocks alamalace lamaribbons eceleni, wasuwagoqa kumbe wawenza aba sengani lisausage! Wasuhlaba isigqoko sakho esilamalace, with puff sleeves and a high collar, ekhanda uluke amabhanzi!
How about isikhathi samarock stone. If you didn't have a pair wawuhawukela, because they were so cool!
Yah, sivela kude sibili!
Posted by: Zwangendaba

Re: sikesikhumbuzane kudala sisesekhaya singabantwana - 05/06/06 04:00 AM

Bafowethu.

Hk hk hk hk, ngincindezele:
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Ladies, lisakhumbula
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whoooooaaaah, lapha ngokwabo dade kuphela, O.K. bomas'ge. Bengisithi lami ngizangena ngitsho engikukhumbulayo, hk hk hk.

Anyway, MINA NGIKHUMBULA NGIQALA UKUNANZELELA IBELE LENKAZANA. NGANGICABANGA UKUTHI BAFIHLE AMA TENNIS BALL EZIFUBENI. That was an experience for me. Lingahleki bo Mas'ge.

Li Zwangendaba.
Posted by: Gumede

Re: sikesikhumbuzane kudala sisesekhaya singabantwana - 05/06/06 06:26 AM

Mina ngikhumbula sisengabafana siselusa. kufike lapho esasithiya khona inyoni ngenofi.sasiwabambha amajuba kanye nentaka. Enye into eyayinhle yikushaya inyoni ngerekeni.mina ngangiphuma phambili.
Posted by: KaHlambelo

Re: sikesikhumbuzane kudala sisesekhaya singabantwana - 05/06/06 10:24 AM

Mina ngikhumbula into eyodwa eyayingihlupha ngaze ngaba kubanga lesibili kumfundo yangaphansi.Ngangigqoka ibatha ngithwalenzima nxa sebengihleka abanye.Ngikhumbula ngelinye ilanga ngadweba isicathulo sami sokhohlo ngesibhuda ukuze kubelula umasengigqoka ngosuku olulandelayo ngabe ngithola umama esezipholitshile futhi izicathulo,mamo!!!
Posted by: Makhelwana

Re: sikesikhumbuzane kudala sisesekhaya singabantwana - 05/06/06 04:13 PM

Bafethu ling'khumbuza ngisayintwana sibili. Mina ngikhumbula ngeskhathi sama election campaign akuqala kaz'buse sibona amaframashina ayehamba ejika amaphepha alomfanekiso kaMdala lawamanye amabandla ayelwela ukhetho.

Sasiwalandelela amaphepha ngokuwa kwawo sizesicine sesisekudeni lang'khaya. Sithi nxa sesiphenduka uzwe abantu sebeqala ezomzabalazo behlabela leya eyayithi;

[:"red"]"Woye! woye! phansi le Dzakudzaku ka Mzorewa, Nkomo Shamali yami, woye woye sidla sim'dunusele uMzorewa, Zapu , PUZA, ZAPU!" .[/]

Kwakuncwempu ngalezo zikhathi.
Okunye engisakukhumbula engingeke ngikukhohlwe yimpi ye Ntumbane yakuqala eyaqala ngama 5-6 pM madoda sokuyi prime time TV ekhaya, leya yangethusa lalamuhla ngingahlangana leShoshona kuthi ng'ligwaze angizenzi bantu bakithi abaziyo bathi yi Post truamatic stress edala lokhu hk hk hk.
Posted by: iboyz

Re: sikesikhumbuzane kudala sisesekhaya singabantwana - 05/06/06 05:35 PM

Mina ngisakhumbula eskolo nge-consultation day. Ngangi-discourager abazali bami ukuthi bengabuyi eskolo ngibatshela ngisithi "Vele utitsha uthe akulandaba loba lingabuyanga, abazali abanengi ababuyi". Ngiba ngikwazi ukuthi ombalisi bazangitshayelela.
Posted by: iboyz

Re: sikesikhumbuzane kudala sisesekhaya singabantwana - 05/06/06 05:37 PM

Ngikhumbula sisacela ukubukela i-TV next door.
Posted by: S'timela samalahle

Re: sikesikhumbuzane kudala sisesekhaya singabantwana - 05/06/06 10:53 PM

Ngikhumbula sisadlala ibhora lombhejo eskwakweni elenziwe ngeplastic ye-10kg yeRed-Seal.
Posted by: Sibambamahawu

Re: sikesikhumbuzane kudala sisesekhaya singabantwana - 05/07/06 11:41 AM

Mina ngikhumbula ngikugrade six, kwazise phela ngangena isikolo sengingumuntu osekhulile, imbhangela bekuyimpi yezenkululeko, eklasini yami bekulentombi ebengiythanda kodwa ngisesaba ukuyitshela, ngobugwala bami ngabhala incwadi ngayisayina ngegama lomunye umuntu esasifunda naye, kanti angibuzanaga elangeni, abanye babengibonile ngiyibhala. Ngayithatha ngayihambisa kuleyo ntombi ngenza sengathi ngithunyiwe nguloyo jaha owayesayinwe lapho, wayithatha umasige incwadi, wayivula, wayifunda, ngambona emamatheka, ngabona ukuthi lojaha phela uzokhonjwa. Ngafisa ke khona lapho ukuthi ngimtshele ukuthi yimi kodwa ubugwala bangalela. Saphuma eklasini saya ebreak, kuthe uma sibuya lapho untombi engasadlanga nkotshana zamuntu, esegane unwabu, wangitshela ukuthi incwadi leyana useyihambise kuheadmaster, madoda lomahead wayevele esaziwa ngento yakhe engelangqondo yokuthi kwesinye isikhathi abantwana bonke from grade 5 to 7 bake bavalelwe basetshwe izingcwadi ngisho laphakathi kamakhasi amabhuku, kuthi labo abatholakale belezincwadi bazi ukuthi abalibonanga, ngoba yayitshaya lendoda. Kuthe uma ibreak phela isiphel;ile njengoba ngishilo uheadmaster waqhamuka nolude uswazi lolu, ngavele ngabona ukuthi lamuhla ngiya kogoqanyawo phela, ngabizelwa phambi kweklasi, ngabuzwa ukuthi yimi na engibhale leyo ncwadi, njengoba ngangivele sengizwile ukuthi lontombazane sebamtshelile abangibone ngiyibhala nami ngahle ngavumela phezulu ngathi yimi impela. Yabizwa nayo lentombi kwathiwa ayize ngaphambili, yeza belu ingagqize qakala, kanti ayibuzanga elangeni, yathi uma ifika phambili yavele yathi ubani naye wangikhombisa last week ehamba nozibani banyana, nabo babizwa kwathiwa abeze phambili, ngiyalazi iqhawe mina, eyinye yezinsizwa yavele yathi yona yiyo eyakhonjiswayo kodwa yona yala. Uheadmaster wavele wathi intombi lena kanti yiyo enenkinga, wasekela wathi singaphindi. Kuthe ngesikhathi segardening uheadmaster lona wezwakala etshela abanye otisha ngento engiyenzileyo lokuthi kungani engangitshayanga, wathi isizathu yikuthi ngangibhale ngesilungu esihle mina ngikugrade six, eqinisweni yikuthi ngangibhale isilungu sakhe, phela loheadmaster wayethanda ukuthi uma esikhuza kuassemblu ngokukhombisana umuzwe esetsho ukuthi abafana uma bekhombisa bakhombisa kanjani, esho ekhuluma ngesilungu, nami ngavele ngakopa khona lapho. Lami bazalwane ngishiya lapha, inkosi mayithele umusa, kodwa ngaphezu kwalokho ngithandazela lensizwa yakoMoyo eyangisizayo ngokungikhulumela..
Posted by: MaGae

Re: sikesikhumbuzane kudala sisesekhaya singabantwana - 05/07/06 10:16 PM

yeyi kuhle ukuthi sikhumbuzane mthwakazi omhle
Posted by: umkabayi

Re: sikesikhumbuzane kudala sisesekhaya singabantwana - 05/07/06 10:34 PM

Gagi omhle yekela sikhumbuzane ntombenhle sike silavuke sikhumbula lezana nsuku.......sisa hleli without a kheya in the world. Lafa laphela bakithi.....lafa elihle...
Posted by: Mabila

Re: sikesikhumbuzane kudala sisesekhaya singabantwana - 05/08/06 12:30 AM

Ngubani owadlala umatshayana wembodlela lenhlabathi njengami lo ara-huru skoko skoko hk hk hk ehlohle isigqoko epentini hk hk hk <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/yay.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bigcry1.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/yay.gif" alt="" />

Ngubani owakha ubhuzu lompumpulwane........waginya lentanga hk <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kill.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: Dokotela

Re: sikesikhumbuzane kudala sisesekhaya singabantwana - 05/08/06 05:31 AM

Mina ngangithanda ukwabo baba labo mama kuphela.
Posted by: Sibambamahawu

Re: sikesikhumbuzane kudala sisesekhaya singabantwana - 05/08/06 07:00 AM

[]Mina ngangithanda ukwabo baba labo mama kuphela. [/]

Yikho uthanda iskapenya kanje, kudala uhlanganisa umhluzi womziba. hk hk hk hkkkkkkkkk
Posted by: Gumede

Re: sikesikhumbuzane kudala sisesekhaya singabantwana - 05/08/06 11:32 AM

Kwathi kusekuhle eRhodesia kwesinye isikhathi sihleli sisebancane,kwana elikhulu izulu lisina ngamasthe, usisi omdala wazwakala esithi maye ubaba ulahla umumbu phansi sasingazi ukuthi yisiqhotho.

Kwakusekuhle ngaleso sikhathi izulu lisana emasimini kukuhle amakhomane, umumbu, idelele, ulude imfe ukubala yikuthanda bakwethu. Langena iswina ngabo 80's kwatshabalala imvelo kamthwakazi yonke. Yiye madoda lisalikhumbula " [:"red"] [/] " ayi ayi ayi boooo.
Posted by: Gumede

Re: sikesikhumbuzane kudala sisesekhaya singabantwana - 05/08/06 11:40 AM

Akusho Magagisa wena ukhumbulani? uyakwazi ukugola amacimbi wake wageza ngenkunzane? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/gpn.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: Skuvethe

Re: sikesikhumbuzane kudala sisesekhaya singabantwana - 05/08/06 01:16 PM

Lisayikhumbula indaba yoku 'khava' ama exercise books lezinye nje ingwalo zesikolweni? Bekufakwa ama pikitsha wama magazine kufakwe le plastic kusebenza i sellotape, uthole esemahle amabhuku otishala bajabule.

IBAMBENI, LINGAY'YEKI. SEBENZA!
Posted by: Skuvethe

Re: sikesikhumbuzane kudala sisesekhaya singabantwana - 05/08/06 01:25 PM

[]Ngubani owadlala umatshayana wembodlela lenhlabathi njengami lo ara-huru skoko skoko hk hk hk ehlohle isigqoko epentini hk hk hk [/]

Wo yaaaa, waze wangikhumbuza Mabila! Uyazini, lento yokuhlohla isiketi kwi nikha ngike ngayibona ku dade omdala, etidy-sha nje emzini wakhe. Ngahleka ngaphose ngafa mhlalokho wamangala udade, washesha wasiqondisa isiketi sakhe esengohlekayo naye.

Ibambeni, lingay'yeki. Sebenza!!
Posted by: Mabila

Re: sikesikhumbuzane kudala sisesekhaya singabantwana - 05/08/06 01:30 PM

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bigcry1.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kill.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/banghead1.gif" alt="" /> Hlabudle inkunzane yi shampoo eya khatshana. Kanti ungaphi okaMjaji hk hk Wake kwaxoxwa lapha nge indegenous knowledge kwabaliswa labo nkunzane labo ntolwane hk hk hk Please sifuna i R&D silungise amafutha anzima ngezihlahla zakwethu!
Posted by: Mabila

Re: sikesikhumbuzane kudala sisesekhaya singabantwana - 05/08/06 01:32 PM

Hk hk hk hk <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/banghead1.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/gpn.gif" alt="" /> Skuvethe cala celeni thina hk At least odlala labo babebona ukuthi ulayo inikha . Abanye phela babesiza pesuka bengelawo hk hk Innocense at its best! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kill.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: Dokotela

Re: sikesikhumbuzane kudala sisesekhaya singabantwana - 05/08/06 02:37 PM

Mina lama jita ami, sasithanda ukuya bukela i Netball. Hatsho liyazi ukuthi ngelanga le Netball amankazana ayabe egqoke izigcebhe, nxa esithi uyeqa ukuthi ahlohle ibhola, mina ngiyabe sengi thethe i "snapshot" se phenti.
Posted by: Gumede

Re: sikesikhumbuzane kudala sisesekhaya singabantwana - 05/08/06 10:30 PM

Ushaye khona Dokotela. Nguwena osuthole umklomelo hk hk hk <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/yelclap.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/yelclap.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/yelclap.gif" alt="" />. Sorry Mabila zama njalo insuku azipheli. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/yay.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: eLangeni

Re: sikesikhumbuzane kudala sisesekhaya singabantwana - 05/24/06 09:14 AM

Waze wangikhumbuza inopi!

I am sitting here thinking to myself what will my Child's life be like? I can almost see it, she is going to be very intelligent anti-social shut in! (but then again As we all know kids have ways of being with other kids I hope it does become like that)

thina sasihlafuna inofi siyiphehlelele ukuthi sthiye inyoni, sigola intethe, amabhombo remmember amtshingum with cards? also wire cars with umreza? lanifuth? iforget these things? remmber the buses that looked like ilofsesinkwa Albion. Moon Patrol? ALL those good things!

Does anyone know what happened?
Posted by: Nomangqika

Re: sikesikhumbuzane kudala sisesekhaya singabantwana - 05/24/06 09:59 AM

lisayikhumbula ikhayithi bantu benkosi yeyi sivela khatshana liyazi uthole uthuzana labantu abadala ukhangele phezulu ha ha, how about ihelicopter ka Barnabas ha ha eyaphapha 2secs yawela phansi ngizwa kuthiwa sowakhipha injini wayenza isigayo ngayo eKelvin North kodwa wake wazama shame umuntu wenkosi.

iglass shoe ke ledropwest lina labotererina ha ha ha sasibulala ngomtsheno inwele sezi stretshiwe ngabo stretching comb mmhh uthole sesihambela phezulu ngalelo langa ha ha
Posted by: Mahlab'ayithwale

Re: sikesikhumbuzane kudala sisesekhaya singabantwana - 05/24/06 10:47 AM

Mina ngikhumbula kudala ngisaqgoka ithendafuthi lejogashoti lenyawo zilomdlopha hk hk hk hk.Ikhisimusi ke,yayinto eqakathekileyo kahkulu kithi imuli yonke yayihlangana kudliwe kugidwe,Ngaleziyana nsuku zabo Banolila By Solomon Skhuza hk hk
Posted by: nomandebele

Re: sikesikhumbuzane kudala sisesekhaya singabantwana - 05/24/06 06:23 PM

Heshi inkunzane , ishampoo etshiphileyo. ! Kanti ukhona owayesidla umswantsha lomthunduluka na? Umviyo ke? Emaphaneni eKezi ngikhumbula sisiya esihonqweni(SDA) sisidla uchane lezibungwana ezincane esasizithatha emahlanvini amaphane ? Ukhona ozaziyo? Sengizikhohliwe izibo lazo mani demedi!!
Emasimini kagogo sisdla amakhabe .Heyi wena kwazekwakuhle
Posted by: bhiyuthi

Re: sikesikhumbuzane kudala sisesekhaya singabantwana - 05/24/06 06:41 PM

ha ha Nomandebele kuthiwa ngamabhodi izibungwana ozitshoyo nxa ngicabanga hk hk. Yeyi emasimini shuwa sitshona sixotsha inyoni umsindo wakhona so uthi uyagijima ngapha zisukume ziyehlala on the other side utshone ugijima ilanga lonke udletshwa ngamabele hk hk.
Posted by: Gumede

Re: sikesikhumbuzane kudala sisesekhaya singabantwana - 05/24/06 09:38 PM

Ololo kwakuhle bo, nisayikhumbula yini inganekwane kwakuthi uma kuntambama ogogo bethanda ukwatha inganekwane. Ngubani osayikhumbula ekanyoni tshstshaza, nekamvundla nonteletsha Mabila akeungathele phela osayikhumbula. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/yay.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: zwide

Re: sikesikhumbuzane kudala sisesekhaya singabantwana - 05/25/06 01:57 AM

heyyy bakithi kwaze kwamnandi ....

Bengimele ukuzwa omunye ethi wazicamela esikolo ....hk hk hk ..... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/gpn.gif" alt="" />
wabalenhloni zokuphuma etoilet yesikolo ngoba ishoti imanzi phela... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush1.gif" alt="" />

Hatshi phela kwakuyikukhula.....

Ngikhumbula iqabuzwa ngenye intombi edamu lika O.. eNjube phela ... wangifithizela isubunu lusisi ngahlanya ..... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/yay.gif" alt="" />

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Posted by: Nomangqika

Re: sikesikhumbuzane kudala sisesekhaya singabantwana - 05/25/06 12:24 PM

mina ngikhumbula inganekwane eyayisithi sesifike kolahla inkezo, ha ah ha lisayikhumbula lebhuku elithi ukuthunjwa kukaSukuzukuduma umsakade wabenzela iziga sefuna ukubuyela kibo, yeyi bantu mmhh liyazi ekhaya kumnandi laleli elalisithi nga kade ngisazi elabo LINDA LABOMANTO i think, kumnandi ekhaya lokukhula.
amabhodi ende amnandi njani uyazi mina ngangiwadla eOLD PUMULA uthole sibhizi egangeni lokupheka amadlwane ha ha ha uzibani nguye ubaba or ubani nguye umama ha ha ha labantwana mmhh kwakunzima shame.
Posted by: Makhelwana

Re: sikesikhumbuzane kudala sisesekhaya singabantwana - 05/25/06 12:42 PM

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Posted by: BhudiMathawuzeni

Re: sikesikhumbuzane kudala sisesekhaya singabantwana - 05/25/06 01:59 PM

Eyangithi yayi bona ntuthuziyathunqa ku maths madoda esikolo, so umbalisi wayesthona efaka ama results ku notice board ukuthi abantu bonke bebone ama marsk abantu abapasileyo laba feyilileyo............ so vele ezangithi zasitshona ku notice board ngabo U hk hk hk hk so one day ngabe ngibheja le cherry yami ukuthi this time angiphumi ku notice board ngizapasa lami, umhloliso wawunzima lelo langa kodwa ibizo lami aliphumanga ku board loba ngangifeyilile h hk hk hk ngoba angibhalanga i bizo lami ephepheni nga subhumithi i test engalabizo umbalisa wabe bhala ukuthi WRITE YOUR NAME YOU MONKEY,... lelo langa i cherry yami yangithezela i loaf yesinkwa e tuickshop hk hk hk hk
Posted by: MaGae

Re: sikesikhumbuzane kudala sisesekhaya singabantwana - 05/25/06 11:12 PM

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Posted by: MaGae

Re: sikesikhumbuzane kudala sisesekhaya singabantwana - 05/25/06 11:14 PM

ha ha ngikhumbula kudala umuntu engathi ungaphi unyoko kumbe athi ungaphi uyihlo wena uhambe ukhakhala uthi bakuthethisile hk hk hk hk ah futhi ukuba ngumntwana kwakumnandi njani yeyi lina shuwa <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/yay.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/yay.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/yay.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/yay.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: iboyz

Re: sikesikhumbuzane kudala sisesekhaya singabantwana - 07/06/06 02:57 AM

Incwadi ezimnandi zakudala kwethu:

This is a good morning message to you tshomi just to try and get your day started on a positive note. Ngithe ngikubhalele another short email justto let you know that I enjoyed our fax message message yesterday.

I must say ukuthi lawe tshomi you're unique, for one you are a verybeautiful woman with a beautiful body and mind, but I have also had theprivilege to experience something that we dont see in everyone, YOUR INNERBEAUTY. You have a golden heart tshomi and I can testify to that. Abantu
bengaze bethi uyazenzisa or whatever tshomi, always remember ukuthi to me and I'm sure to a lot of other people that are close to you, you are an
angel whose inner beauty has touched us all. Forget the negative thingsthat other people might say about you to put you down, I care so much
about you tshomi and thats why I will tell you iqiniso. UNandi and her dadare the luckiest duo to have you as mum and wife. Indlela that you treat
me after what I did to you tshomi really makes me ukuthi ngikwesabe andngikuhloniphe very much, dont ever change my dear hanti. Empilweni I know
ukuthi its people like you who get hurt the most coz people take advantagebut tshomi mina I know I have made my mistakes and I will make it my
everyday personal goal to make sure i do whatever I can to make you happy. Ngiyakuthanda tshomi and please have a lovely day.
Posted by: Makhetho

Re: sikesikhumbuzane kudala sisesekhaya singabantwana - 07/06/06 06:32 AM

Waze wangibulala ngembambo. Kodwa le incwadi uthi awuyikhuphanga esiphaleni sakho samabhuku akudala? Kungani yabhalwa ngaleso sikhathi futhi ayi edithwanga lakanci.

Fukuza more uze lazo.
Posted by: Dokotela

Re: sikesikhumbuzane kudala sisesekhaya singabantwana - 07/06/06 06:54 AM

Bengisekhaya ngeviki ephelileyo. Abantwana abasadlali njengokudlala esasikwenza, kukhanya bahlala besezindlini zangakibo. Mhlawumbe yikuthi ngifike kuqanda blayindi, bebe wotha imbawula ngakibo.

Ngithole ithuba lokudla isawa, umtshwankela, ikapenta lesinkwa se Bakers Inn esile Stork Margarine. Ngikholise njalo uku wita labo spoksi eloxion ngefokolo ezintswempi. Into engibuleleyo yintengo ye Pizza esidlalela kubo $1.8M le Ceres Juice eyi $850K.

Ngifike ngabalibha okhazi, kwabamnandi okummangalisayo ngabala wonke ama pheji omthunywa. Bengizama ukuqhwanda iskapenya kodwa ngishaye i bhampa ngoba osistren abanengi seba shaya phansi abanye sebekheriwe - smoko, okusalayo angifuni ukuba lichithamuzi.
Posted by: MaGae

Re: sikesikhumbuzane kudala sisesekhaya singabantwana - 07/06/06 09:14 AM

ha ha ha ha
Posted by: mpambosi

Re: sikesikhumbuzane kudala sisesekhaya singabantwana - 07/06/06 01:39 PM

Ngubani osakhumbula uchago olwaluthengwa ngamacoupon? Umkara owawuphiwa mahala ezikolo (ngangiwuzonda) uma ulemali yakho, wawuthenga oluse packethini encane. ISawa eyayise bhokisini iliyi diamond kumbe elifana leshake-shake. Lafa elihle - humanity is going backwards. Days were certainly longer then!!