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#24435 09/14/06 02:14 PM
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EXAM FOR YOU

QUESTION 1
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A mother is 21 years older than the child.

6 years from now the mother will be 5 times as old as the child.

Question : Where's the father?

Try first, before you check the answer below.



Click here to see the solution


oooOOOOOooo


If you fail then Peter is your neighbor. Upasile yini?

#24436 09/14/06 02:43 PM
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Wena Sgero ufake mbijana inhlamba <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> ngoba kungenjalo ngizokukhamela phezu kwekeyboard yakho.[]Young son walks in on parents having sex, with the mother on top. He asks, "what's going on?" Mum says, "I'm just trying to flatten daddy's tummy." Son replies, "you are wasting your time. Mrs Ncube from next door comes in when youare at work, gets on her knees and blows it back up again."


An illiterate wife eGwanda wanted to send a letter to her husband owayesebenza ko Bulawayo emanda. She dictated to her Grade 2 child, thus "wena nya, impuphu akusela." But the child wrote, "wena nja, imbumbu akusela." [/]


All violence is the result of people tricking themselves into believing that their pain derives from other people.
#24437 09/14/06 03:22 PM
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Dave returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife Doreen that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live.

Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him. Of course she agreed and they made passionate love.

Six hours later, Dave went to her again, and said, "Honey, now I only have 18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make love again?" Doreen agreed and again they made love.

Later, Dave was getting into bed when he realized he now had only eight hours of life left. He touched Doreen's shoulder and said, "Honey? Please? Just one more time before I die." She agreed, then afterward she rolled over and fell asleep.

Dave, however, heard the clock ticking in his head, and he tossed and turned until he was down to only four more hours. He tapped his wife on the shoulder to wake her up. "Honey, I only have four hours left! Could we...?"

His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said, "Listen Dave, I have to get up in the morning! You don't."


All violence is the result of people tricking themselves into believing that their pain derives from other people.
#24438 09/14/06 09:15 PM
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Ha ha ha! Ngaze ngakholisa. Uyangikhanukha na?

#24439 09/14/06 10:11 PM
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Take a look at these shit excuses.Motorist to a police officer, the pedestrian had no idea which direction to go, so i ran over him.

An employee trying to find an excuse for not coming to work, i have an eye trouble and can't see myself working today.

I need to get wife pregnant.


'Success is not measured by what you accomplish, but by the opposition you have
encountered, and the courage with which you have maintained the struggle
against overwhelming odds.'
#24440 09/15/06 01:05 AM
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A young girl is taking a bath, when she suddenly realizes she's growing pubic hairs.

She runs to her mom and says "Mama ketswa boya mo kukung"

Her mother tells her not to call it like that, but to call it a monkey. Later that day the young girl goes up to her bigger sister and tells her that she's growing hair on her monkey.

The bigger sister replied, "that's nothing, my monkey is already eating bananas"...


Ask not what Mthwakazi can do for you. Ask what you can do for Mthwakazi.
It is not my responsibility to finish the work, but I have to start it!
#24441 09/15/06 06:15 AM
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Zinhle lezi samu, sezivumbulule uManotsha obesethe zwi kulezinsuku, ha ha this time a laughing Manotsha hk hk hk hk. Dinga phela ezinye isamu Dok enxenye singavumbulula oLobs, Mtsupa etc.

Nqoba nanko umhloliso, itshaye sibone isamu. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />


>>Aspire to Inspire before you Expire<<
#24442 09/15/06 06:59 AM
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Ha ha ha you are not fair Dokotela kumele uqale ungitshayele ihlombe bcause I've brought back Manotsha. Manje Dok mina isamu, chemistry, physics, Biology kwahle kwangiphika ngisesemfitshane, kungcono ungibuze ngaboMacbeth, Mayor of Casterbridge, izigaba zamabizo, imbambosi yokwenzayenza leyokwenzana, hk hk hk LoTshaka osishaka asishayeki.

Manotsha ubucatshe kakhulu, welcome back. Besengikukhanuka sibili lanxa izikhathi ezinengi ngiphiceka ngawe.


Azinqotshwe
#24443 09/15/06 07:37 AM
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Two law partners hire a new cute, young lady and a contest arises
between them as to who can bed her first, even though they're both
already married.

Eventually one of them scores with her and his partner is quite eager to

hear how things went. "So what did you think?" he asks.

"Ahh," replies the first lawyer, "my wife is better."

Some time goes by, and then the second lawyer goes to bed with the
lady. "So," asks the first guy, "what did you think?"
The second guy replies, "You were right, your wife is better."


>>Aspire to Inspire before you Expire<<
#24444 09/15/06 12:38 PM
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Nqoba, upasile yini i Exam yami?

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