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#16008 03/20/04 06:56 AM
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A Ndebele was sitting with a Shona and a Tonga in
>> > Saudi Arabia, sharing
>> > > a
>> > > smuggled barrel of beer, when all of a sudden the
>> > police entered and
>> > > arrested them. They were initially given a death
>> > sentence but, as it
>> > > was a
>> > > national holiday, the sheikh decided they should be
>> > released after
>> > > each
>> > > receiving 20 lashes of the whip.
>> > > As they were preparing for their punishment, the
>> > sheikh said, "It's my
>> > > first
>> > > wife's birthday today and she asked me to allow each
>> > of you one wish
>> > > before
>> > > your whipping, but you cannot wish not to be
>> > whipped!"
>> > >
>> > > The Tonga thought for a second then said: "Please
>> > tie a pillow to my
>> > > back
>> > > before whipping." This was done but the pillow
>> > lasted 10 lashes. The
>> > > Shona
>> > > saw this and said: "Please tie two pillows to my
>> > back before
>> > > whipping."
>> > > This
>> > > was done and lasted for the whole 20 lashes.
>> > >
>> > > The Ndeble saw this, but before he could make his
>> > wish, the sheikh
>> > > said:
>> > > "As
>> > > you are from the Western Zimbabwe with all the
>> > poverty and you share
>> > > the
>> > > same
>> > > ethnicity with Mqabuko, you are permitted to have
>> > two
>> > > wishes!"
>> > > The Ndebele thought for a second, then said: "Thank
>> > you, most royal
>> > > and
>> > > merciful highness. My first wish is to receive 100
>> > lashes with the
>> > > strongest, toughest whip available."
>> > > "If you so desire," the sheikh replied with a
>> > questioning look on his
>> > > face,
>> > > "and your second wish?"
>> > > "Tie the shona to my back."
>> > >
>> >

#16009 03/20/04 11:24 PM
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ALWANDE

ye such a jok yinduba ufuna ukungibulala that was a goodone keep 'em coming.

#16010 04/01/04 02:46 PM
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kanti alwande lokhe usaphila mnawami,kudala ngakucina uyazi,wena nya awusangibhaleli futhi,yini ngawe kanti,kodwa others ithini impilo lapho e usa.
i joke leyi uyazi ingadabule ama parts wena

#16011 04/07/04 09:33 PM
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kusho ukuthi iblind ijoke leyi..ngoba ikwanise ukuqamula uTshisa amaparts..n-way uyishaye kahle Alwande..Tshisa uthini mfo..these days ngiyabona umlungu wakhona ukusebenzisa over time baba kukhanya kubusy endaweni yakho..n-way ulibambe lingashoni jooh.

#16012 04/08/04 05:04 PM
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heyi sirumula jeki,uyatshaye ekhanda mfowethu,abelungu bangithwalise sidudla,ngiswela sona isikhathi sokuzoxoxa labafowethu labo dadewethu lapha,kodwa lami ngizabathola one day.
kanti alwande wathula dade sokutheni???suginye yizilwane yini

#16013 04/09/04 12:35 AM
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kuyalunga kuyanuka mfan'khaya one sunny day wabona..and don forget to keep on trying ilotto maybe ungathatha amachance uthathe amamillion.mina ngilwa lebhuku jeki...e other day ngabala ngaze ngabona amabala ebaleka...jeki kutrick...ulala uvule amehlo..isikhova singcono ngoba siyoba sibhoda siloya abantu manje mina ngiba ngihlezi one ndawo size sibe buhlungu isibunu...but kuzo shooh.
bosso ngendese
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Sirumula..homu tuna tuna.

#16014 04/22/04 10:04 PM
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Robert Jnr goes to Bob and asks, "What is politics?"
Sekuru Bob says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm
the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism.
""Grace, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll
call her the Government. We're here to take care of your
needs, so we'll call you the people." "The nanny, we'll
consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll
call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that
makes sense,"So Robert goes off to bed thinking
about what Bob had said. Later that night, he hears his baby
brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that
the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So Robert
goes to his parents' room and finds Grace sound asleep.
Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room.
Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees
Bob in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back
to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to Bob,
"Dad, I think I Understand the concept of politics now." The
father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you
think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "Well,
while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the
Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and
the Future is in deep shit."


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