Inkundla Forums Inkundla (General) eZothamlilo Re: Imbambo az' yephuke

hhaaa haaaa thats a cracker


One day a cucumber, a pickle and a penis were having a conversation:

The pickle says, "You know, my life really sucks. Whenever I get fat and juicy, they sprinkle seasonings over and they stick me in a jar

The cucumber says, "Yeah you think that's bad? Whenever I get big fat and juicy, they slice me up and they put me over salad."

The p'enis says, "You think that your lives are tough? Well,whenever I get big, fat and juicy, they throw a plastic bag over my head,shove me
in a wet dark, smelly room and force me to do push-ups until I throw up and lose consciousness!"

hahahaha

<img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="" title="" src="graemlins/kill.gif" /> hk hk hk hk lol. Kodwa uphenduka njalo nje lu baba kayiyeki into yakhe hk hk hk!

A guy is walking down the street, sees a beautiful woman with a very
short skirt, approaches her and says, "My god, you're hot!!! I've GOT to make it with you! I can't help myself, and no matter what, I've GOT to have you!"

The woman is very shocked and asks him,

"What!? HERE? In the middle of the street!?"
The guy answers, "I've got to have you now! So I'll make you an offer.
I'll drop R500 on the sidewalk and, while you're picking it up, I will do everything I want. OK?"

The lady seems to be in intense thought.

Then she calls her friend.

She tells her friend the story, looking for some advice. The friend says,
"It's no big problem. When he drops the money, you pick up the R500 fast, and he won't even have time to get his fireman out of his pants before you finish picking it up. Just take the money and run!"

The next day, the friend sees the woman walking like an old woman.

The friend asks, "What happened to you!?" The woman answers nervously, "That son-of-a-bitch dropped R500 in 20 cent coins!"

Bafowethu.

There is an AD going on on TV,
"Do you want to build a New Career with YOUR OWN 2 HANDS?, then come to the Singleton Institute for training."

Li Zwangendaba

Enye indoda yesitshoneni yayisebhasini isiya ekhaya lomfazi wayo. Kuhanjwa kunathwa phela emabhasini lapha.

So indoda isidakiwe kwangena itshatshazi lentombi ebhasini, indoda yabona umfazi wayo esemubi okuyangisayo.

Yaqhweba umfazi wayo yathi "Mai Mwana, aya ndiwo anonzi magaro" (this is what we call bottoms).

Umfazi wazithulela. Bathi sebephambili amadoda asecela ithunda station ku driver aphuma alayina eceleni kwebhasi.

Umfazi waqhweba indoda wayitshengisa enye indoda eyayithwele kubi ilahla amanzi wathi"Baba mwana iyo ndiyo inonzi mboro" (that's what we call a penis). <img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="images/icons/rolleyes.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="images/icons/rolleyes.gif" />

P/s
Le izolisetha manje .

What is the difference between a bicycle and a woman?

Well, with a bicycle you first pump and then ride whereas with a woman you first ride and then pump.

hk..hk..hk..hk <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

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"Share your knowledge.It's a way to achieve immortality"

A man with no ears is trying to find a new reporter for their news show. The first guy walks in and the boss says, "This job requires you noticing a lot of details. What is one thing you notice about me?" And the guy says, "Well shit! You got no ears man!" So the boss yells "Get the icansi out!". So the next guy comes in and the boss says to him, "This job requires you noticing a lot of details. What is something you notice about me?" And the guy says, "That's easy. You got no ears!" So the boss says, to him, "Get the icansi out!" As the second guy leaves he sees the third guy about to go in and says to him, "The boss has no ears so don't say anything about them, he is really sensitive about it." So the guy goes in and the boss says, "This job requires you to notice a lot of details. What is one that you notice about me?" So the guy says, "Your wearing contacts!" And the boss says, "Yeah, how did you know?" So the guy replies, "Well shit, you can't wear glasses cause you ain't got no
fuckin' ears."

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Hhah, haaaa......kli....kli....kli.

that's a real detail. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />