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A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the alley that had the bulls. They come up to the first bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year, you could learn from him."

They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 65 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times last year. That is over 5 times a month. You can learn from this one, also."

They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said: "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife's mouth drops open and says, "WOW! He mated 365 times last year. That is ONCE A DAY!!! You could really learn from this one."

The man turns to his wife and says, "Go up and see if it was 365 times with the same cow."

hk hk hk hk hk hhk tshisa lulu

Bhuuuuuuuuu Bhuuuuuuu Bhuuuuuuuuuuu

ngizobuya ngiphinde njalo ngoba ngiqunjelwe

woza lazo Luulu9..hk..hk..hk.. <img border="0" alt="" title="" src="graemlins/yelclap.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="" title="" src="graemlins/yelclap.gif" />

Luulu9 wena so

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There were four guys in a train: a german guy, an american guy, an english guy and a zimbbawean guy. The german guy chucked some whisky out the window and said dont worry we have plenty of those where I come from. The american guy chucks a bomb out the window and says dont worry we have plenty of those where I come from. The english guy looks around for something to throw and throws the zimbabwean guy out the window and says dont worry we have plenty of those where I come from.

...that one is for you msupatsila and l hope you like it.....hk

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Wena uphethe istyle so. This nkundla will never be the same ngifunga udadewethu hk hkhk

Phinda njalo phinda

Kanti uwathatha

Pius Ncube praying manje after the death of Pope John Paul II

Nkulunkulu wami sibonile osukwenzile nkosi yami, siyazi nguwe ophayo njalo nguwe othathayo. Usumthethe uPope John II nkosi yami. Kodwa baba bengingazange ngithi uPope mina bengithe uBob.


NB: Pope and Bob nxa ukukhuluma kuphosa kuhambelane so.

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An illiterate woman boarded a plane from Enugu to Abuja. She was booked for an economy class seat...

Just after the plane took-off, the woman stood up and went to sit in the first class cabin. The flight attendant went to ask her to go back and sit in economy class because that's where her ticket allowed her to sit, but she refused. She had paid and wanted the best seat.

Then the attendant informed the Junior pilot. The Junior pilot went and spoke with the lady and she still refused. Then the Junior pilot went to inform the Chief pilot. The Chief pilot said, "I am married to an illiterate", I'll go and talk to her.

The Chief Pilot went and whispered some words to the woman and she peacefully stood-up and went to her economy class seat.

The flight attendant and Junior pilot urprisingly asked the Chief Pilot : "Sir, what did you tell
her ?". The Chief Pilot said : Easy Guys !, I just told her that first class is not going to Abuja, only economy class is!!!.