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Subject: Application letter.

The Recruit Office.
Gweru Teach Tech College.
Gwelo

My Dear Sir,

Ref: Applicashen for my job

I am apply to my job of security guard to you boss in compan of GTC.

I complete to grade 7 examination certificate in 1997. I am 27 years to be born of age and no marriage and no childish. My father is dead long time ago and my mother marry in Swaziland country there ten years now no see she so nobody known to help me. My certificate is just sitting home but passes in Mathematics, Geography, Science and all subjects but fail in English because of Ndebele teacher teaching me in jealous of me. I here people you security guards to you compan and I tell you iam one of that job experience for 2yaers. I want to join the compan of you. Please consider my applicashen very careful and call me any time because I am red for interview. Iam very hornest and can speak English free.

Please also great your wife for me.

I am your hornest servant.

Yours in tears.

JOSEPH CHINOTIMBA

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Computer Capers Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop".
Customer: "OK".
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?".
Customer: "No".
Tech Support: "OK. Right-Click again. Do you see a
pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No".
Tech Support: "OK, sir. Can you tell me what you
have done up until this point?".
Customer: "Sure. You told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'".


Tech Support: "OK. In the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the 'OK' button displayed?"
Customer: "Wow. How can you see my screen
from there?"

kulendoda eyayithanda ingwalo,yayibala,ibale ibe isisiyadinga umuntu wokubuza amaquestions (just to brag off general knowledge,for sure sonke siyabazi labobantu) Ngenye imini yathola uBra Joe ezihlalele nje yabe isimsukela; Eh Joe uyamazi na uHitler?
Joe: Hay' cha angimazi
lendoda: uMussolini ke?
Joe: Laye angimazi
lendoda: Uchurchill ke
Joe: Yeyi wena ngobani bonke lababantu ongibuza bona?
Lendoda: They are great men in History and Churchill played a crucial role in the 2nd world war and....(uBra Joe umgama umlomo)
Joe: Yeyi wena uyamazi na wena uMdawini?
lendoda: UMdawini, umdawini udume ngani?
Bra Joe: UMdawini nguye odla umfazi wakho!

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