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Joined: May 2004
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Nkosi
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Abangazi isi Kalanga lingixolile. Abasaziyo enjoy!
Ujaha wayesebuyela ewenela after visiting emaphaneni over Xmas break. Intokazi yakhe is throwing in amazwi okuvalelisana, iyalayezela ngewindi ibhasi seliduma.
" Undibhatile bhulugwa lina doli mbeli kuti kana ndagala bheya banu bahawukele"
"Igale yakalinga paaaaasi"
"Igale yakajali"
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Ngqwele
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Ngqwele
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Nduna
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Nduna
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There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby. So he went to the congregation and asked for a raise. After much consideration and discussion,they passed a rule that when the preacher's family expanded,so would his paycheck.After the preacher's 5th and 6th child, this started to get expensive so the congregation decided to hold a meeting again to discuss the preacher's pay.There was much yelling and bickering. Finally, the preacher got up and Spoke to the crowd. "Having children is an act of God!", he said.In the back of the room, a little old man stood up and in his frail voice and said, "Point of information - snow and rain are also acts of God but when we get too much of it, we wear protection!
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Ngqwele
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Ngqwele
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A prostitute was asked who the father of her baby was, and she replied, 'Ungadla indumba uyakwazi ukuthi yiphi ekusuzisileyo?'
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Why do vegetarians keep quiet during sex? Because they don't want to admitthat a piece of meat is giving them pleasure!!
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Once I catch you, I'll take you to bed, I'll make you hot,I'll make you sweat, I'll make you release fluids, you'll wish you never had me.
Yours sincerely
The F*cking Flu
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It has been determined that the sexual position most used by married couples is doggy style.The husband sits and begs... while the wife rolls over and plays dead!!
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Sikhulu
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Sikhulu
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The teacher at the toddlers' school wanted to find out if the kids knew where different tribes of South Africa are found. She asked the kids as follows:
Q 1: AmaXhosa atholakala kuphi?
Ans 1: "E Palament", the kid answered.
Q 2: AmaShangane atholakala kuphi?
Ans 2: E Giyane the infant answered.
Q 4 : AmaPedi atholakala kuphi?
Ans 4: "E Moriya", the kid with glasses shouted.
Q 3: AmaZulu atholakala kuphi?
Ans 3: After a bit of silence, the other kid shouted "Erenkini".
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Sakhamuzi
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Sakhamuzi
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Kwakulikefu lekhisimusi lapho abadlali benguqu babeku off season kwazise kanti laboMtshifana labo bebebuyile ekhaya lapha.Lani liyazi eMakhokhoba laphana ku11 street kulenkundla yenguqu ,abadlali abanengi nje labo bathi ngcono bekebelule amathambo bedlale umbejwa,loMtshifana laye wabangumuntu ozaphatheka kulomdlalo ake akhiphe inyongo yeKhasili
Waqala ke umdlalo uyatshibilika uMtshifana luthuli,nanko ke loPeter Ndlovu laye uyadlala.
Walibamba uPeter beqondene loMtshifana,bamsikiza umtshifana wadayeka wayale,uthe etshibilika bamuthi mga,uthe uyajika njalo bamreyitsha umtshifana wayakuwa le,uthe evuka lapho esedwadlile wabhavuka umtshifana"zwana lapha mfethu mara ungazongijwayela, ma ulithatha lithathe ma uliyeka uliyeke, hayi ukube ulokhe ungijikisa kanje mani"
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Sikhulu
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Sikhulu
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A doctor examined a woman, took the husband aside, and said, "I don't like
the looks of your wife."
"Me neither doc," said the husband. "But she's a great cook and really good
with the kids.
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Sikhulu
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Sikhulu
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Sikhulu
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Sikhulu
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A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their 35th
wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said,
"For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to
each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish. "
Ooh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said
the wife.
The fairy moved her magic wand and - abracadabra -Two tickets for the
new QM2 luxury liner appeared in her hands.
Now it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said: "Well
this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs once
in a lifetime. So I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife who
is 30 years younger than me".
The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish...
So the fairy made a circle with her magic stick and - abracadabra! - The
husband became 92 years old.
The moral of this story..... Men might be ungrateful idiots.... But
fairies are......female.
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Sikhulu
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Sikhulu
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A little boy went up to his father and asked: "Dad, where did all of my
intelligence come from?"
The father replied. "Well son, you must have got it from your mother,
because I still have mine."
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