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#41754 01/16/09 02:06 PM
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Robert Mugabe goes on a state visit to Israel. While he is on a tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and passes away. The undertaker tells the accompanying people, 'You can have him shipped home for US$500,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land, for just US$100.' The Zimbabweans go into a corner and discuss for a minute. They come back to the undertaker and tell him they want Mugabe shipped home. The undertaker is puzzled and asks, 'Why would you spend $500,000 to ship him home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $100? With the money you save you could buy enough diesel for a year, buy enough medicines to wipe out cholera, buy enough generators to never have blackouts again.' The Zimbabweans replied, 'Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. We just can't take that chance

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Asinasikhathi sokudlala thina lapha wena mzukulu kaMgabi go get burried with him[size:17pt][/size]


OkaVodlodloza,UMaqhoba, UJamela, iSilo, inkosi yendle ebhonga emahlathini kuthithibale izidalwa zonke.
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Science;
Sinalo ikhasi elithi "Imbambo azephuke part 2". Mhlawumbe le-post yakho ibizobanhle ilapho.


>>Aspire to Inspire before you Expire<<
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