MTHWAKAZI OKUHLE KANDABA KAMANGETHE KALANGA THOLE LESILO MDAKA OMUHLE AKE NGIYITHUNGELE EBANDLA BATSHO NJALO ABADALA

INTO NANSI IZAGA ZISIKHOMBISANI NGOLIMI LWESINDEBELE OLUMNANDI KANGAKA CAN WE SAY IZAGA ARE A DISTIGUISHING PART OF THE NDEBELE KINGDOM OR LANGUAGE

Nzingo

Yebo ungatsho njalo kodwa ke ukhumbule ukuthi izaga zikhona endimini (languages) zonke zomhlaba. Uzakhumbula futhi ukuthi izaga zesiNdebele zi derived from both Xhosa and Zulu. They are not germaine (do not originate from) to Ndebele language.

KODWA KE KUNGABE KUQONDILE NA UKUTHI IZAGA ZILIFUTHA ELENZA ULIMI LWESINDEBELE LUNONE LUNAMBITHEKE NXA SILUKHULUMA UTHINI UMTHWAKAZI NGALOLUDABA NGIKHULEKILE

kanti nsingo lo lobhengula,ingani lonke lise tsholotsho madoda ,njalo inkulumo zenu ziyahambelana ,kusuke kusolise mhlawumbe ngumuntu oyedwa ,ofuna ukudlala ngathi.

Tshisa

Let me start by congratulating you for being such a prolific contributor to this forum(342 posts). Keep it up man you have inspired many of us.
But for a man of your stature and experience, I would have expected you to realise that Nzingo is way ahead of me in terms of ukujula kwengqondo and wisdom. So for you to associate me with him is indeed a bonus for me but i hope he will be comfortable to be associated with a minow like me.
Tshisa you should know that people who come from the same neighbourhood generally have the same accent and they use related or similar words in their diction. For me it is an honour to see guys from my province (Tsholotsho) not only putting it in the digital cyberspace, but also being proud of it. For example currently iam not even in Tsholotsho (iam thousands of kilometres away. I could have said iam from Mars or Toronto or Soweto or White house or 10 Downing street or Quebec or Montreal or Columbia or Jupiter or Buckingham palace or Ko Ntongaziwelene or Makokoba. Iam emphasizing this so that you can see where you missed the point bra Tshisa.
Otherwise one of these days i want to go to BF and watch bosso. Gents when bosso is playing nowadays, the whole of Byo is painted black & white. I have never seen a team any where in the world that's got so much devoted supporters.

Nkosi yohlanga (Boya benyathi, Mpongo kaZingelwayo!)

Mfowethu uzihluphelani ngomlopholo ofana njengoTshisa? Experienced contributor as he is(based solely on qnty),one would expect a bit of class from him. It's clear that to him it's just the quantity & not ingqikithi of the posts that matters.

His blubbering & blundering verbal tirade directed at you must be characteristic of his contributions - a load of zilch. He's basically talking aloud but saying nothing.

A wise man once said, 'blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.' Sadly, Tshisa gives wordy evidence of his poverty of thought.

Isishwapha sikaNdonga; okamthakath' owathakath' emini!
Inxangiphilile.
Ongoye

Mntongenakudla (Mhabahaba, Ndonga, Nkwaliyenkosi)

Enkosi baba.Ngitsho lakusendulo indoda elomqondo omfitshane bekuthi nxa amadoda ehlafuna indaba yona bethi iyekosa inyama noma iyehlinza imbuzi. Kodwa ke umfowethu UTshisa yindoda ehloniphekayo njalo elomqondo ojulileyo okumangalisayo.

hayi mntongenakudla,bengibuza nje kuphela ku lobhengula lo nsingo,ngoba ngibone kungiphica,ayisikho ukuthi ngiyabaqala kumbe ngithini hatshi,
kuhle phela ukubuza nxa into ungayiboni kahle,njalo ungaze wakhuluma ingani uyahlanza ndoda,asixoxeni kuhle sikholise sonke,
ube le mpelaviki ende mdala njalo uyikholise mnandi.ngiyabonga lobhengula ,sengiyithola indaba yakhona manje asiqhubekeni madoda.

Umenzi kakhalelwa kukhalelwa umenziwa

uTshisa ubethi uyabuza engaqonde ukulwa..in other ways singathi ubeku lighter side of the forum trying to bring humour out of us ngoba kube kungumbuzo nje ongajulile.bayakwenza abantu ukuba lamabizo ashiyene ku one forum but kuMthwakazi akuvamanga lokhu kodwa ungangena kulawa afana le new zimbabwe lizabona ukuthi why umfowethu ebuzile.Mayuyu mfoka Mntongenakudla...induku phansi akula sitha esingenile ekhaya bo!Umfoka B Luthuli[umfoka Molo] wathi"isibhamu asakhi lutho emhlabeni,sehlula uBush sehlula Saddam,ayiphele lendaba",ukuthula ebandleni,hotsoe fela.
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Sirumula...mafenya tsila

Hawu Mntongenakudla, wakhwela wazehlela kuTshisa, kutheni nsizwa ebanzi? Ubethi uyabuza engaqonde udlame. Mayuyu bo. Siyizingwazi kodwa umkhonto awugwazi ekhaya bo!

Ncadenani Bantu Abahle bantu Abalembeko! Nsukuzonke nxa ngibheka kwi home page yale Inkundla ngiyajabulela ukufunda isaga salelo langa. Ezinye ngiyazazi ezinye lami ziyangeqa. Esanamuhla ngiyasiqala. Sithi "ukubabaza yikwazi" Enga ekhona onganginceda ngencgazelo?

Isala kutshelwa sibona ngo mopho

Nobesuthu!
Hk kh kh wena vele hayi ah. Ngicela indcazelo wena ungipha esakho!

Bafowethu.

UKUBABAZA YIKWAZI: ngizazama bakwethu.
Ukubabaza yikudumisa, ukubonga, ukuncoma, loba ukubonga (ukuthakazela). Ukubabaza yikwazisa njalo.

Ngendlela esibekwe ngayo lesi saga, sitsho ukuthi awungeke usukele into ongayaziyo uyidumise. Ngeke usukele into ongayaziyo uyincome. Hawu bantu beNkosi. Kambe ngingathi abako Ngcamane ngingabazi ngithi ngizazitshaya zonke izithakazelo zakwabo??? Kungaba nzima. Ngingakubonga njani ngingakwazi???

Ukwazisa (to admire). Kumele Khazi Mabila izenzo zakho ngibe zazi ukwenzela ukuthi ngikwazise ebantwini. Kambe ngingezwakala ngisithi uMabila muhle lapha lalaphaya, kumbe muhle kulokhu la lokhuya mina ngingakaze ngikubone kumbe ngikuzwe usenza lezo zinto???

Yikho kuthiwa UKUBABAZA YIKWAZI.

Bazangincedisa abanye. Lumnandi ulimi lwethu.

Li Zwangendaba.

Taboka mngci cross bhayibhila Khazi!

Lumnandi lujulile bantu!

Bakwethu.
Gcwalisani isigungu ngezaga, sifunde!

Mina esami.

Umtwentwe uhlaba usamila: Sitsho ukuthi isimi somuntu sivela esese mncane esakhula.

Ngiyavuma lami Dokotela. Umuntu izenzo zakhe esemdala zivela esemncane. Abadala balethuba lokunanzelela benqabele umntwana esemncane. Ungavele uhlabe umthwentwe okunengi akusaguquleki emuntwini. " You cannot teach an old dog new tricks"

Kodwa wona uvele uyini othiwa ngumthwentwe?
Angiqondisisi ke lapho. Kusameva? kuzasinama? Kuyini?


Esamamuhla ke?
Akulakhuba/Ndima Yaswela umlimi

Kanti ekaMthwakazi iswela njani abalimi indima?

Mthwakazi!

Imbuzi imhlophe? Ngiyasiqala mina lesi...sitshoni?

Dade,

Ngicabangela ukuthi kutsho ukuthi indlela ivulekile. Imbuzi emhlophe ihlola okuhle.

.........as clear as a crystal ball?

Esanamhlanje ke Bafowabo..

"Selilanda' abalimi ilanga"

bafowethu.

SELILANDA ABALIMI: Abadala babelonda unyaka. Bethi nxa kuyisikhathi sebusika, bananzelele ukuthi ilanga lilokhu litsheda lifinyelele ngeningizimu. Kuthi nxa isikhudumezi sesiqakama ngansuku ngansuku, bazi ukuthi ubusika sebuzaphela. Yiso isikhathi lapho abantu babeqala khona ukuya emadlelweni besiyahlola umumo wenkomo. Ezimithiyo lezalukazi zikhethwa, inkabi lamajongosi kubuthwa ukwenzela ukuthi baphange bazithambise isikhathi sokulima singakafiki.

Wawuthola abakhutheleyo sebebiya, ukwenzela ukuthi imbuzi zihle zikhohlwe ngokudlalela kuleyo nsimu.

UKUPHELA KWEBUSIKA YIKHO ABATHI, ILANGA SELILANDA ABALIMI.

Lesi saga siyasetshenziswa njalo ukutsho ukuthi selisiyatshona. Umlimi phela akaphumuli lingakatshoni. Angakhulula inkomo, yena usala elokhu ethintitha uqethu abafana sebeyekwelusa. Ubone ubaba elokhu ebhoda ngothango evala izikhala ezivulwa zimbuzi. Aze aphumule ngokutshona kwelanga. Umama ngekhaya uyabe elokhu elonda ukuya kwelanga. "Hawu, gijimani zintombi libase umlilo, selilanda abalimi." Sekumele kuphekwe esantambama ngoba obaba sebezabuya.

Ngicela uncedo.

Li Zwangendaba.

heyi bakithi Khazi kwaze kwamnandi! Ngiyabonga. Bekumnyama tsu kimi nge saga lesi qotho Lakusasa eZwangendaba.

kulesaga esesingibalekela kodwa ngazi isiqephu sakhona. Akelisize lingigcwalisele sona.

Aku........ lingelasichi. (sengibhudule ingqondo ngaswela bakwethu.) Ngiyazi sikhuluma ngokuthi akula muntu ogcweleyo, ongelabubi obuthize.

Aku geza lingelasici?

Akusoka lingela sici.

Izaga bathandekayo zivame ukwehluka kwi zisho,asokuhlukanisa lokho njalo masihlaziya injula yolimi- isaga asiguquleki ngokwenkathi, ubuningi nokunye. Ukungaguquleka, akusesiso isaga. Impawu zesisho ngu-uku kanye nokuguquguquka kwenkathi nobuningi ngokunjalo.

Aku KHOCA lingela sici

Thank you Mkhaya.

Bafowethu.

Lapha selingilahla. Sengisele emuva uqobo. Angisezwa ukuthi kuxoxwani. MHLASIMBE it is not meant for the likes of me.

DO NOT LEAVE ME BEHIND BAFOWETHU.

Li Zwangendaba.

Mthwakazi!

"Ayoze Akukhithikele Amanhlamvu"
Ngiyasiqala lesi saga. Ngicela ingcazelo kosaziyo.

Bafowethu.

"OZE AKUKHITHIKELE AMAHLAMVU"

Isihlahla esilamahlamvu singumthunzi. Umuntu ohleli kahle bathi usemthunzini. Ikakhulu nxa abantu besola imhlalakahle yakho, uzwa bethi, "Use mthunzini, abanye besitsha elangeni." Laye loyo ohleli emthunzini, ngumuntu othanda ukuzibonakalisa ngempilo ayiphilayo. Kube buhlungu ke ebantwini ukuthi uphila ngobuqili, abuye agabaze ngabo njalo!

Besebethi, "Oze akukhithikele amahlamvu." Buzafika lakuwe ubusika, usale ungaselawo umthunzi. Lesi saga sihambelana lalesi esithi, "Ngelinye ilanga indwangu iyalukhutha ugatsha." Hlezi ulokhu uphila ngamaqhinga, ngelinye ilanga kuyakuphelela.

Athi esekhithikile, usale usulokhu ubhoda ngesihlahla ususesaba lokuphumela egcekeni sonke sikubone.

"Oze akukhithikele amahlamvu."

Ncedani bo.

Li Zwangendaba.

Zwangendaba uzwakala uyazihwatsha sibili izaga awuthandabizi. Mina ngiyabonga kakhulu ukuchaza kwakho. It makes sense ngoba kuba le context.

"Amehlo ngamabheka Etshiya"

Ayisinto esisenza izigebengu zibhicilisane lomuntu zimqede abantu bebukele yonale? Sitshoni ke lesi Zwangendaba?

Bafowethu.

Lesi siqonde nta. "AMEHLO NGAMABHEKA ETSHIYA". Lesi saga singandlela ezimbili zisitsho into eyodwa.

1. Siyasetshenziswa nxa kulalabo (ikakhulu odade) abacunukayo nxa amajaha ebakhangela nxa besedlula. Uzwe obabakazi bekhuza bethi , "Hawu wazihlupha ngo Themba nje, ayikho nto azakwenza yona. Amehlo ngamabheka etshiya."

2. Kumbe kube lesikhathi lapho umuntu abona into ayithandayo kumbe angayenelisiyo. Uzayikhangela lento ingqondo zitshayane aswele ukuthi angenzani. Bathi abanye bakhe, "Uyithandile lento mfoka zibani?" Yena aziduduze ngokuthi, "Hayi amehlo ngamabheka etshiya".

Lokhu kutsho ukuthi amehlo akala ngozi angayenza. Loba umuntu engakunqunula uzihambela laphaya, ayikho mpumela angayithola kuwe.

Angazi kumbe ngitshiye okunye.

Li Zwangendaba.

Bafowethu.

INDLOVU KAYISINDWA UMBOKO WAYO.

Loba unzima kanjani umthwalo ka Mthwakazi, ngowethu, kawusoze usehlule.

Li Zwangendaba.

Akulahlwa mbeleko ngokufelwa !!!!


Life goez on!!!!!................

udiwo lufuze imbiza

kodwa


umfundisi kazizali

Utatara dofido insimbegavu daka
Underiyanderiya isinkwa esiloboyo

Ongafuniyo kayekele ......ofunayo"ezandleni"


Zimbi Ndaba, makushuba ak'shube.Makumnandi akujayivwe.
Iyooooooooooo

akuilima sidle bende kwaso


uthango ludla amakhomane


kwabo kwagwala akula sililo

Isisho sakithi esithi "ukwanda kwaliwa ngabathakathi", esivame ukusetshenziswa nxa umuntu ebonga okuhle akwenzelweyo noma akuphiweyo, sesaguqulwa sabasisha samiswa kanje: ukwanda kwaliwa ngabahlela imideni-family planning phela.

Kwaze kwamnandi ekhaya. Izaga, izitsho, izifenqo: iziqhathaniso, izifaniso, ukubhuqa - konke lokhu kwenza ulimi lwethu lujule. Ngubani ongakhohlwa isifaniso esithi ngidinwe njengenja engelaboya?

Elisina muva liybukwa

Yilini lelo posh hk hk hk hk ?

Ligagu Nduna mfowethu noma itshitshi. Usungazikhethela phela what suits you uyavunyelwa as long ungeke uyibambe ngekhanda inhlwa.

Hayi kabi we nsizwa, khuza umoya, nxese bo. Bengidinga ukuba ucace kuphela njengalokho osukwenzile ukuze mina labanye esisafundayo injula lokujiya kwolimi lwethu, kusasa singaweli engozini yokusebenzisa leso saga ngendlela engaqondile. Xola mnakwethu.

ITOPIC LE IYANGIKHOLISISA.INGIGOBHOZISA AMATHE INGIKHUMBUZE IZAGA EZAZINGIBULALISA NGEMBAMBO.

-INDABA INGABANKULU KAYIZEKEKI.
-IZINYO LIHLEKA U2VI.

KANTI VELE MTHWAKAZI OMUHLE OLOLIMI OLUJIYILEYO IZAGA LEZI ZOMBILI ZAVELA NGAPHI, ZAKHIWA KUTHENI KUHLAMBE NJANI,KWENZAKELENI?NCEDANI BO.INYATHI UBUZWA KWABAPHAMBILI PHELA.UKUFUNDA KAKUPHELELI.

Lenzo ezimbili Joskeyi ziyinsindabaphendule lami ngiwavule womabili kasize phela Mthwakazi olengcazelo asichazele. Lwaze lwamnandi ulimi lwethu bo!

Izinyo lihlela u*****:-

Ngibona ingani isaga lesi sitsho ukuthi kwesinye isikhathi siyahleka lezinto ezingahlekisiyo.

Indaba ingaba nkulu ayizekeki:- Ukuzeka yisenzo sesiZulu esitsho ukukhuluma, ukuxoxa mhlawumbe. Ngakho ngibona ingani kutshiwo indaba esiyingxaxi, esixake abantu okokuthi abasakwazi ukuyithetha, isiyinkinga, insindabaphenduli.

Bazaqondisa abanye.

Zwangendaba baba
Lesi esalamuhla ungasichazela yini baba ukuthi sisetshenziswa nxa kutheni?
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Liyadel'Ijuba, Lona Lidlum'bilo Emnyango Kwethu
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Isaga: Akula fokolo engela athi.

I need imiklomelo lapha.

wena dok hayi aah....yu are really putting yo self in line for an award at the end of the year.

sengihle ngaku nominate ku COMEDIAN OF THE YEAR.

Eka Dok shall be "The Language Mutilator of the Year Nge S'chamutho LangeZaga Zokuzibazela"

manje lesi liyasazi;

ngizakuthola udliwa yisilwane ngifake isawudo le tomatoe sauce.

Dok noDabuka hayi maan hk hk hk kodwa njengoba ulimi luguquka ngokuhamba kweminyaka, nazo lezo ezenu can be admissible. Uzwe ngomnyaka ka2105 insizwa siqinisa amagama emhlanganweni isithi "Basho abadala bathi 'Akuna fokolo engena athi' hk hk

NANSI ESINYE.

Umbambe ngekhola njenge phepha lesawa

vumbuvumbu njenge aids

aaah, joskeyi mfethu lapha 'ususenga lezisaphingwayo,hayikhona ezimithiyo'

lesi ke;

ukwanda kwaliwa yi AIDS

abadala bathi,
"Impintshi engela mafenda itshaya ithalaza." baphinde bathi "ubongani kagcwalelwa skapenya".

Kayibuye imiklomelo, isaga lesi siqakathekile kakhulu.

hk hk hk hk hk Talk of language mutilation hk hk

Ngizakutshaya uqonde njengo solobhoni!

Lesi saga lokhe sisebenza lanxa lowo solobhoni sewatshintsha ibizo hk hk hk

dabukamhlaba kanti ukhulele ngaphi

nanzi ezinye

uzithezele ezilegcikwane.

igcikwane libuzwa kwabalalo.

ilatest saga;

'asazi okuzawela khona izanu le mdc'

On a serious note:

Ufudu lubhoshela oluphetheyo.
Ngekhanda angani yintanga yembanje.

amapatapata awela abangelamazwane

umzenzi kakhalelwa kukhalelwa umenziwa

dokotela lokhu ukuthi ngekhande engani yintanga yembanje liphoxo

Uhlangene phezulu phansi umahele??? Ngicela ingcazelo maNdebele amahle.

Mabila,
Isaga sakho sisetshenziswa ngezikhathi zobunzima, Siphosa sifane lomcijo ohlakaniphileyo othi "Kwakutshisa phansi la phezulu".

Kutsho umuntu uyabe esephelelwe wukuthi enzeni ku skhathi senkinga.

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Ezami nanzi

Isikhuni sitshisa umkhwezeli.
Ismoko selokishini siphethe udlame.

"Insakavukela umchilo wesidwaba"

(means repetition of the same story over and over, or doing the same thing over and over)

"Litshisa ngitsho lasebukhweni bezinja"

(reference to a very hot sun day)

"Udwayi ufalensiba zakhe"

(an evil man dies with his evil ways)

"umthunywa kalampontsho"

(othunyiweyo kalacala)

"angizalanga ngabola amathumbu"
(parents regreting after some bad deeds from their kids)

"akusende lemba umgodi kwalo"

(you do not marry your relative or family member)

"sendele ndodanye"
(two women proclaiming that they are married to one man)

"uthango ludla amakhomane"
(wicked parents (fathers) who who sleep with their daughters or wicked parents who bewitch and kill their own kids)

"indwangu zihlekana iziphongo"
(accusing someone of a bad deed when on the other hand you are also involved in equally bad acts)

Ukuma engotsheni kuzala umuntu.

Akelingichazele ukuthi sitshoni lesi saga, njalo sisetshenziswa nxa kutheni. Ngiyabonga.

Ukuma engotsheni kuzala umuntu.

Akelingichazele ukuthi sitshoni lesi saga, njalo sisetshenziswa nxa kutheni. Ngiyabonga.

May'ukuzala minaaaaaaaaaaa hk hk hk hk

Usukhulile mtanami usudala izaga hk hk
Who knows hk hk Kusasa uphuma le philosophy yakho yengotsha hk hk hk

S'gero
Hayi ndoda leso asikho njalo asizi ukubakhona, phela ukuba siqinisekile ukuba wena usungumuntu noma ukube sewazala umuntu, kodwa ke cha akunjalo hk hk hk

sgero

Ukuma engotsheni kuzala umuntu oyi "clone" !!!!, in otherwords "an unauthorised person" since cloning is not yet an authorised practice.

"ubhekwe yisambane"

(lapha kukhunywa ngensizwa elomnyama ngempela, ngitsho lentombi azifuni kumbona)

"Liqathanzipho"

(lapha kuyabe kukhulunywa ngentombi, enhle okwamagama, ethi nxa ibheke le izinqe zikhanyilanga)

"akamuhle umntwana ingathi bamloyile"

(yintombi enhle so much so that nxa ifika amajaha azwe egodola izinhliziyo)

mabs
'Uhlangene phezulu phansi umahele??? Ngicela ingcazelo maNdebele amahle.'
lesingibona sengathi yisisho hhayi isaga ngoba yinkulumo ongayiguquguqula ngokwenkathi, ngobuningi benani .....etc, sikhumbule ukuthi isaga ucezu lwenkulumo olungeke uluguqule nakanjani.lufana njalo ngasosonke isikhathi.
ngibona engathi lesisho simi kanje:ukuhlangana phansi phezulu kungamahele.
umzekelo ugatsha oluyimbaxa, abashaya inzinyoni bazokhumbula isigodo se'rekeni'
ingcazelo ke: kusuke kukhulunywa ngabantu kumbe isimo lakubonakala sengathi labobantundini babambene kumbe badonsa kakanye kanye esimisweni esithile kanti phinde ngabantu abalenhloso ezihlukene, kuyasetshenziswana.
ungakhohlwa ukubhadala ifees ngoba lemfundiso izolahleka masinyane kufuneka uyizwele ubuhlungu kancane kuze ingaphumi kalula ekhanda, hk hk hk

Utheze olwengotsha.

Ingotsha iphuma uchago isamila

Lezi zaga zakhiwa kusenzelwa labo abakhulela edolobheni abangazi izinto ezifana lo mthwentwe le nkume.

Dok faka incazelo s'bali.

Sgero
Ave ungichaza ngalezi zaga zakho Hk Hk
Kodwa lesi esokuthezwa kwengotsha ave sisihle. Noma ngingasuyena uDoc, nami ngizozama ukuchaza ukuthi singabe sisitshoni.
Utheze olwengotsha. += Ingotsha yisihlahla esinamanzi amanengi uma ungabasa ukhuni lwakhona alwezi mlilo omuhle njalo intuthu ephuma lapho ilimaza amehlo, lokhu ke kusidonsela ekutheni lesi saga sichaza ukuthi amantombazana amahle angaluthezi olweNgotsha, engaqomi abama engotsheni, abafana loSgero.

Ingotsha iphuma uchago isamila == Lesi sona sichaza ukuthi ingotsha yingotsha waya waya, akutshintshi.

Angixolise kuDokotela, kodwa sala lawe usuchaza ngeyakho indlela Doc, no copying please. Eyami ingcazelo inecopy rights.

Utheze olwengotsha : Lesi sisetshenziswa nxa labo abakade bese ngotsheni befihla ispanela, sebecine bethathana. Uyabe esetheze, iskapenya abekade esidlela engotsheni.

Ingotsha iphuma uchago isamila: Lokhu kuyafana lokuthi, "iBurger ikhula ngokuphakathi kwayo", kusitsho ukuthi okuphakathi kwempintshi yikho okumenza abengu muntu.

Ngipha imiklomelo mfanakithi.

Sibamba and Dok

Liyitshayile bafana bakithi. Lingaqhubeka lisenza kanje, sizatshisela ugwalo olungaba yi best seller kuMthwakazi.

Ziyeza ezinye izaga.

Ngithe kulokhu ngiphonse umbuzo emphakathini.
kukhona izinkulumo eziye zishiwo ezinjengo kuthi "uthathekile imota yama*****","inhlanhla yamaSwazi".
Engabe ukhona na ongaba nolwazi ukuthi lezi zinkulumo zisukela kuphi(imvelaphi), kutheni?

inhlanhla yamaSwati

lesi yisitsho esisetshenziswa nxa umuntu ebelenhlanhla nje abangayilungele njengami ngingumalambane ngithenge itikiti lami lelothali ngithole iCDN$20M lizakuthi ubelenhalanhla yamaSwati.

IMVELAPHI
nxa sesiphele sithi ulenhlanhla yamaSwati aqonywa yiNkosi elempuza. kuthiwa uMzilawegazi wathi esedlula emaSwatini wawathola ehlaselwe zimpunza kodwa wabona umfazi lapho uNyamazana/Nyambezane (angiliqedisisi lelogama)
lumfazi nguye owazala uNombengula wamaWaba yikho ayebahola bayibabaza linhlanhla.
omunye angachazisisa acacise or enye incazelo.

lesiya esamashona angisazi kodwa ngibona siqondile bangomaphapheni too much

Ngiyabonga mfowethu Sgero!

Ingathi lapho ohamba khona ungaku khubeka, ingathi ungaba lethamsanqa udobhe imali.

Esinye isaga

- Umnyathi wempintshi ugudla ifokolo ezibhaya.

Lembe elenqa amanye amaLembe ngokukhalipha kwalo.uShaka akashayeki.
Hhayi mbhemu uyihlakazile, wayicacada lendaba yamaSwati, ingathi ithi ayikholeke ngempela.Awu bathi ukwanda kwaliwa ngabathakathi.
siyeza ischool fees lapho kuwe kuze ngibambisise lolu lwazikazi ongicobelele lona.

Ncomanzi

kuyabongeka nxa sifundisana wakwethu.

Sengifuna ischool fees lami bafowethu, izaga zami ziyi mfundiso ebanzi kulu mkhandlu.

Thumelani masinyane, ngizali xosha esikolo.

akula khanda elingamili nwele

BKM

Li postori?

sgero asolibho leli yisaga lesi

Bunandi

Angithi phela dade uSgero(Sgelo) ubesanda kuligela ipostoli! Yikho nje esalikhumbula.(Ngiyazidlalela ungangitshayi kaSgero)

Ngibona sengathi isaga lesi sibukeza umumo/isimo esingakholekiyo/esingasiqiniso. Umuntu angasisebenzisa egcizelela ukungasuthiseki ngalokho okutshiwoyo/okuvezwayo kumbe akubonayo; phela ikhanda lanxa lilempabanga umthonselanyana wezinwele ngeke uwuswele! Akuzwe; "Ubunandi buzongibulala madoda, alala!" ngitsho ngishaqisa ubuso sengibabelwa yisihaqa esngisihlafunayo. Usungatsho ke wena ukuthi hayi, Ngqwele; Akulakhanda elingamili nwele, kumnandi kanjani unganambithi nje futhi kukushaqisa nobuso!

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LIZANGENZANI LINGYEKIZOLO

Yikhiye, i padlock lomntanayo

ngilibha ngokuthi wathi uvuba ngesawa wezwa usuhlafun'inyama. special take Dok

Aaaaaayi Lembe isawa ivela ngaphi ekulibheni???

Lembe lelo lilula mfo, yi Milkshake le Burger.

Mina ngikulibha nge pharashuti yami elesibambo esiyingwegwe njenge hook yenhlanzi.

Mabila angithi siyaphicana la uDok waqala ngecell eletorch

Mabila angithi siyaphicana la uDok waqala ngecell eletorch

Dok

cha mfowabo, uyabe uhlafune iwuwu

Hk hk Ngehlulekile mfo. Kungasenani, nanti elinye ilibho.

Ngikulibha nge item othi ingayi faka umunwe uthinte isilakalaka igobhoze amanzana, njalo ithanda ukumumatha into emnandi.

ngumlomo ngicela imiklomelo ngiyinembe ekhanda

I item yakhona ayila mazinyo kodwa, njalo ithanda ukuthola amanzana amhlotshana.

doc mina lelo ngiyalazi

Qamba sizwe, i item yakhona.

Ngokuthobeka okukhulu, lehlulekile lonke, i item engiyitshoyo ngumlomo wosana. Amanzana amhlotshana luchago.

Ngikulibha ngefokolo enathwa ngabesifazane, iprosi yakhona yenza ijwabu libukeke libe butshelezi njalo itholakala kowesilisa.

Bafowethu.

Ngizaqondisa u Lembe kancane nge Ndlovukazi u "NYAMATANA", obizwa ngesindebele kuthiwe "NYAMAZANA". Akasuye unina ka Lobhengula. Njalo akathathelwanga e Swazini. U NYAMATANA ubekhokhele amaSwati ka "Zwangendaba" evele esese BUDLA-NONDO ngesikhathi u Mzilikazi embona.

Isaga lesi sisukela emuva kakhulu kulalobu buhlobo buka Mzilikazi lo Nyamatana.

Li Zwangendaba.

Bafowethu.

Kukhulwa lokuphela.

Li Zwangendaba.

liyazi ulimi lumnandi, isaga/isisho engisifunde namuhla sithi sona 'nabukela sengathi ngiyamithisa'.
Ingcazelo iyeza ngokuzayo.

ingcazelo yesisho esingenhla esithi 'ukubukela sengathi umuntu uyamithisa' ithi isenzo sokwakha ingane sisemahlombe abantu ababili akudingeki owesithathu kwazise eminye imisebenzi yezandla akukho esintwini ukuthi usonge izandla abanye besebenza kumele welekelele.Ungafica kuhlinzwa nawe bamba umkhono.

Lobengula! Qaphela. Musa ukulahlekisa isizwe bo! Akulona iqiniso ukuthi izaga zesiNdebele zisukela olimini lwesiZulu noma olimini lwesiXhosa. Ithi wena kukhona izaga zesiNdebele eziye zitholakale ikakhulukazi olimini lwesiZulu. Lokhu akufanele kudide noma ubani futhi angidingi kukuchaza lapha.
Okumelwe kuqokelelwe ukuthi izaga ziyini futhi zisebenza msebenzi muni olimini. Ake sithathe isibonelo esisodwa:
Imbuzi igudla iguma
Ubonani mfundi kulesisaga. Mina ngibona okulandelayo
1) AmaNdebele ngabantu abahlelekile. Bayakwazi ukuhlela inkulumo beyisusela esifuyweni bayenze inambitheke futhi ibe nombiko ojulile.
2) AmaNdebele ayezazi izimilo zezifuyo zabo. Bayakwazi ukuthi vele imbuzi inomkhuba wokugudla udonga. Kodwa bona basithuthukisa lesisenzo sakha inkulumo ejulile eqondise ukuchaza isenzo somuntu. Lokhu kubonisa ukujula kwengqondo yomNdebele. Umuntu ongawazi amasiko nenhlalo yamaNdebele angeke azezwisise izaga. Ake sithathe umuntu ongakwazi ukuthi kukhona isifuyo okuthiwa imbuzi emaNdebeleni-kambe umuntu onjalo angazwisisa ukuthi yini okuthiwa igudla iguma? Ngizobuye ngize ngiyasithanda kabi lesisihloko mahlabezulu.
Lobengula ukufunda akupheli mfowethu, mhlawumbe nami ngiyaphaphalaza.