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#16712 - 09/25/04 10:26 PM
amagenga nabosheri ;;ola
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Mafikizolo
Registered: 09/18/04
Posts: 2
Loc: canada motreal
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anywhere ngiyimpintshi entsha ngigcwala ngabangani
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#34388 - 07/12/07 02:01 PM
Re: amagenga nabosheri ;;ola
[Re: windi]
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Ngqwele
Registered: 01/19/05
Posts: 196
Loc: KwelikaMjoji
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Ungabhala njengale intombi ungeke ubaswele abangani lapha.
APPLICATION FOR JOB
Helo Bos
I am Khethiwe Ntombizenzeni Khawula. I am being 37 of age old. I am apply riht here for a domestic workers post. I have joblessness now. For ten years I work for bass Jim Joubert. But he afraid of crime now he goes to Australia over oceans.
He write letter for me and say Im being very nice to him after all this ten years I work him at. I have this letter with me and will give it if I am get the job. I do dishes, I do cooking, and cleaning. But I not cook prawns baas Jim says something about bad taste.
I have secrets that when baas feels alone when madam away I take down the zip and lick the thing. Baas pays me R200 when something white comes out. But when white thing doesn't come of penis and the madam disturbs it is R50. I always pray the white thing come out. I not eat it. I run away with my face when baas saya: "I am coming I am coming Kate." And I wipe with Twinsavers. Baas says me shut up cause madam will divorce about this. I not like do it but my Themba is schooling and school fees never cheap. Themba has blue eyes like baas Jim. Themba is 8 year old.
Before Themba came, baas Jim make me do Aids test. Nurse tells I be negative now baas Jim doesn't dress condom on penis when he feels alone in my bedroom when madam is away. Baas Jim is soft but he is small penis. He says all white man small in the penis.
But that is no reason I write baas Jim says this crime thing chase him away and he not understand Mbeki (the big president) and Mugabe. I need this job cause Themba must be the doctor one days in future to come when I am old.
I am slim and pretty. I run around house. I am not lazy et all. I can work everyday of the week but not Saturday cause I pray Shembe. I also not eat hot food on Saturday, but I cook it and store it in the fridge, and defrosting it later.
I am dedicated to my job. I can work for two families in one time. I also was work for Du Plessis family when I work for baas Jim. Baas Jim is kind, and I pray to get baas like him.
My number phone is (031) 702 1234. But you can fone the Alcatel if the battery is full on 0781772354 only MTN cause I buy MTN airtime. I speak good Zulu. I read and right English to. I am happy if you say "Khethiwe yes, we have job for you". Thanks God. You can fone baas Jim befor he goes airport over oceans if you want to know how I am with work. He is get him at (031) 726 1900.
It is me
Name: Khethiwe Ntombizenzeni Khawula
Age: 37
I am born: Thekwini-KwaMashu
Childrens: One Themba
Expirience: 10 years.
Education: Std 9 but can do Matric by night if you like it.
Religion: Shembe Church
Political Party: I not vote says Jim they steal money and give Mugabe and buy Mercedes
Aids: I have not now
Goodbye
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#34396 - 07/12/07 11:36 PM
Re: amagenga nabosheri ;;ola
[Re: Madlenya]
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Sakhamuzi
Registered: 01/19/07
Posts: 85
Loc: South Island,NZ
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Madleya futhi nikisi hehehe,unzima kodwa mntakamama!this is funny but eish ungagaya ukuthi this really happens,umlungu ekusebenzisa buhlungu kangaka but ungela choice lemfundo egcweleyo to realise how wrong it is.Kunzima shame-umntomnyama,kungathi wadalelwa khona ukusokola.
Edited by Zela (07/14/07 02:38 AM)
Edit Reason: spelling correction
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#34403 - 07/13/07 08:30 PM
Re: amagenga nabosheri ;;ola
[Re: Zela]
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Ngqwele
Registered: 06/09/07
Posts: 130
Loc: emaguswini
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... but ungela joice lemfundo egcweleyo to realise how wrong it is.Kunzima shame-umntomnyama,kungathi wadalelwa khona ukusokola. ungelani Zela? eish mandondakithi!!!
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#34404 - 07/14/07 02:47 AM
Re: amagenga nabosheri ;;ola
[Re: vunguza]
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Sakhamuzi
Registered: 01/19/07
Posts: 85
Loc: South Island,NZ
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... but ungela joice lemfundo egcweleyo to realise how wrong it is.Kunzima shame-umntomnyama,kungathi wadalelwa khona ukusokola. ungelani Zela? eish mandondakithi!!! well Vunguza,joice was an error and i am quite sure kuvele kuyatholakala lokhu and every Mthwakazian who read the post must have deduced that it was supposed to be choice,njengoba lawe ulayo i error where you say mandondakithi-i am sure you wanted to say madodakithi and everyone can tell,it's no biggy at all.
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#34408 - 07/14/07 01:20 PM
Re: amagenga nabosheri ;;ola
[Re: Zela]
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Mafikizolo
Registered: 01/29/07
Posts: 35
Loc: South Africa.Johannesburg
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Kanti Zela Lo Vunguza lifuthelwa yini nanko phela lisona ingxoxo eqale kamnandi kangaka.Phela isilungu lesi seza labo Robert Mofart .kukanti lesintu besisazi sikhulunywa hatshi ukubhalwa.
Lingangizwa kubi bantu beNkosi!
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#34409 - 07/14/07 01:24 PM
Re: amagenga nabosheri ;;ola
[Re: windi]
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Mafikizolo
Registered: 01/29/07
Posts: 35
Loc: South Africa.Johannesburg
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Windi ,kunjani jaha lezansi.Kanti ufuna abangane abanjani?Uma usungene enkundleni usungumngane weMthwakazian community yonke.Uma ufuna umngane wengubo yana kunkundla yothando ngilethemba uzawathola amabhobhodlwana.Ngiyabonga
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#34410 - 07/14/07 05:46 PM
Re: amagenga nabosheri ;;ola
[Re: Zela]
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Ngqwele
Registered: 06/09/07
Posts: 130
Loc: emaguswini
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uxolo Zela. i think you misread me.
nxa ngisithi mandondakithi ngitsho ukuthi sisEmzini wezinsizwa. Bengicabanga ukuthi you are familiar with the sitcom. Anyways, bengingatsho ukuthi ngiyahleka. In a way bekuyikuvuma ukuthi izinto ezinje ziyenzeka like one would accept u-mandondakithi knowing ukuthi the actual word is madodakithi. Mayuyu Zela
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#34445 - 07/17/07 09:48 AM
Re: amagenga nabosheri ;;ola
[Re: Zwangendaba]
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Nkosi
Registered: 05/11/04
Posts: 1298
Loc: Emkhathini
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Ola sbali Window. ha ha ha  ngiyakuqala mfo, ungazondi ndondayakithi, ngiya jokha veri thu matshi. Zwangs zikhuphani sbali? Kulezinsuku ngiyakhudumala mfo, sekukhona isibothwanyana sami esingihlukanisa le stress, akusafani. Lami sengi jola jola njengabanye. Ngivele ngithi nxa sengisiya endlini ngidlule ngimdobha besesisiya sonke ekhefa, sisuka lapho siqonde khona emakamelweni ami, ngimthathe itemperature. Ngihle vele ngizwe ngijabula veri thu matshi mfo. Sgero ungaphi kanti? Sewathola yini isibothwanyana lawe? Ngilensimu ngapha ephethe yonke i khayindi, abade, abafishane, abadonsa inkalakatha zezbusiso, abaflat, abamnyama tsu, ababomvu gebhu, ababi labahle. Isiqiniseko engisaziyo yikuthi bonke bayakwazi ukujabulisa uspoksi.
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#34470 - 07/18/07 12:34 AM
Re: amagenga nabosheri ;;ola
[Re: Dokotela]
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Sakhamuzi
Registered: 01/19/07
Posts: 85
Loc: South Island,NZ
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Kanti yena Windi lo,incwadi yakhe le yabhalwa kuwuphi umnyaka-2004?kumbe angikutholi kahle,usekhona pho njengoba nanku abangane bagcwala ibhasi.Sokusele yena Windi azotshayela.uDok kukhanya sibili ubezamnceda akwamampela.hk hk,kuseNkundleni la.
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#34490 - 07/19/07 06:03 PM
Re: amagenga nabosheri ;;ola
[Re: Zela]
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Sikhulu
Registered: 07/03/04
Posts: 229
Loc: Eguswini
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ye linjani lonke
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#34519 - 07/22/07 11:11 PM
Re: amagenga nabosheri ;;ola
[Re: Madlenya]
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Mafikizolo
Registered: 10/08/06
Posts: 8
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Ungabhala njengale intombi ungeke ubaswele abangani lapha.
APPLICATION FOR JOB
Helo Bos
I am Khethiwe Ntombizenzeni Khawula. I am being 37 of age old. I am apply riht here for a domestic workers post. I have joblessness now. For ten years I work for bass Jim Joubert. But he afraid of crime now he goes to Australia over oceans.
He write letter for me and say Im being very nice to him after all this ten years I work him at. I have this letter with me and will give it if I am get the job. I do dishes, I do cooking, and cleaning. But I not cook prawns baas Jim says something about bad taste.
I have secrets that when baas feels alone when madam away I take down the zip and lick the thing. Baas pays me R200 when something white comes out. But when white thing doesn't come of penis and the madam disturbs it is R50. I always pray the white thing come out. I not eat it. I run away with my face when baas saya: "I am coming I am coming Kate." And I wipe with Twinsavers. Baas says me shut up cause madam will divorce about this. I not like do it but my Themba is schooling and school fees never cheap. Themba has blue eyes like baas Jim. Themba is 8 year old.
Before Themba came, baas Jim make me do Aids test. Nurse tells I be negative now baas Jim doesn't dress condom on penis when he feels alone in my bedroom when madam is away. Baas Jim is soft but he is small penis. He says all white man small in the penis.
But that is no reason I write baas Jim says this crime thing chase him away and he not understand Mbeki (the big president) and Mugabe. I need this job cause Themba must be the doctor one days in future to come when I am old.
I am slim and pretty. I run around house. I am not lazy et all. I can work everyday of the week but not Saturday cause I pray Shembe. I also not eat hot food on Saturday, but I cook it and store it in the fridge, and defrosting it later.
I am dedicated to my job. I can work for two families in one time. I also was work for Du Plessis family when I work for baas Jim. Baas Jim is kind, and I pray to get baas like him.
My number phone is (031) 702 1234. But you can fone the Alcatel if the battery is full on 0781772354 only MTN cause I buy MTN airtime. I speak good Zulu. I read and right English to. I am happy if you say "Khethiwe yes, we have job for you". Thanks God. You can fone baas Jim befor he goes airport over oceans if you want to know how I am with work. He is get him at (031) 726 1900.
It is me
Name: Khethiwe Ntombizenzeni Khawula
Age: 37
I am born: Thekwini-KwaMashu
Childrens: One Themba
Expirience: 10 years.
Education: Std 9 but can do Matric by night if you like it.
Religion: Shembe Church
Political Party: I not vote says Jim they steal money and give Mugabe and buy Mercedes
Aids: I have not now
Goodbye ukuthathaphi lokhu okungaka MADLENYA uyasibulala mtakamama kuyatholakala lokhu nyanisi mani.Umlungu uyakwenza ngeke sibaphikele
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#34553 - 08/01/07 03:22 PM
Re: amagenga nabosheri ;;ola
[Re: Dokotela]
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Sakhamuzi
Registered: 05/15/06
Posts: 52
Loc: emabhonobono
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Mina ngigcwala ngawe Dokotela. Ukuluphi uluhlu lomhlaba ngiqelane lawe one tyme. Ngifuna phela ukutshelela nawe siye le ewenela, ng'ubonise ez'ngcono. Phind'igcwal'ijosaka yenhlanyelo!!!
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#34571 - 08/06/07 10:18 AM
Re: amagenga nabosheri ;;ola
[Re: Nqoba]
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Ngqwele
Registered: 01/19/05
Posts: 196
Loc: KwelikaMjoji
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Nansi eyinye njalo:
This is a real life exam of a Grade 5 (Std. 3) pupil.
Primary School Exam 1 of the second term
Write an essay on the following question: "What is a crocodile?" Use block letters and write legibly.
Name: GERHARD JANSE VAN VUUREN
Date: Monday 22/05/2003
Answer: The crokodil is a specially built so long because the flatter the better swimmer. At the front of the crokodil is the head. The head exists almost only of teeth. Behind the crokodil the tail grows. Between the head and the tail is the crokodil. A crokodil without a tail is called a rotwieler. A crokodil's body is covered with handbag material. He can throw his tail off if he gets a fright but it doesn't happen much because a crokodil is scared of nothing. A crokodil stays under the water because if you were so ugly, you would also stay under the water. It is good that a crokodil stays under the water, because a person gets such a big fright if a crokodil catches you that he first has to rinse you off before he can eat you. A crokodil isn't hardly as dangerous as people say he is, except if he catches you. The longer he bites you, the more it hurts. Very old crokodils suck their people and buck that they catch dead. If you eat him, he is a crokosatie. A crokodil did not learn to swim with his arms so he uses his tail. The little brother of the crokodil is a lizard. The slow sister of the crokodil is a chameleon. The gay brother of the crokodil is a daffodil. And the crokodil also has a dead brother the frikkidel.
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