Sithi ulowakho om'thandayo, kodwa alikajwayelani kangako. Kungangcono uwe kumbe usuze?!
Khetha okukodwa!!! Akuvunyelwa ukungakhethi!

mina ngithi kungangcono uwe ngoba laye nxa engakubona usiwa angakuzwela athi kumbe yimistake ukhubekile abesekugama. Kodwa ungasuza ha- angazi umuntu wabantu angenzani.

Kanti ukusuza kubi ngani? Ngoba nanku phela kwadalwa. Iphunga lomsuzo alimnandanga kodwa ke kwadalwa ukuba umzimba uthukulule ithumbu ngendlela yomoya phezu kwezinye. Nanku phela lakho ukubhodla kungakhipha iphunga elingamnandanga. Mina ungangala ngoba ngisuzile mhlalokho ngingayibonga iNkosi ngoba ingisindisile eliweni lobubi.

Ngikhetha ukusuza lapho Jama. Ngibona kubalulekile ukuthi ngehlukane lomoya ongafunekiyo emzimbeni ngokukhulula imisipha yethumbu.

Mina ngangcono ngiwe. Ukuwa kungcono ngoba lo engilaye uyenelisa ukuthi angiphakamise, besekusiba romentikhi. Ukusuza, kungangiyangisa sibili! Ikakhulu umsuzo lowana olomsindo!!!

ukusuza kungcono kakhulu ngoba uyazikhulula ngemimoya engafunakaliyo emzimbeni kuhle njalo ngokuthi ubuya uzikhulule emuntwini(umdeni) wakho
ngokuvezela obala ukuthi ukhululeke kanjani ma ulaye.kufane lokusheya amasikhilithi(secrets)

phumela egcekeni mntakamama ubethwe ngumoya njengomtshayeli wetalakitha.kufana lokuya ngaphandle loba ukucitha awuzake uzwe ukuthi uzwa usiba (free) utshaywa ngumoya njengomuntu oyabe esokomunye umhlaba.

kungcono ukuhlukana lomsuzo.

I do not think there is need to compare these two ngoba ukuwa yingozi makhaza which may be beyond one's control and ukukhupha umoya yinto yemvelo. I think in a relationship both should happen ukuze ubone ukuthi omunye wakho uyisima kanjani. Because his/her reaction to these two may communicate something about the person. Mina ke for the sake of the relationship I wouldn't be embarrassed by any of these two nxa sezithe zenzeka. Kukanti for my safety kungcono ukukhupha umoya ngoba akulimazi umzimba wami. Ekuweni ulakho ukulahlekelwa lizinyo.

MINA NGIYA PREFER UKUFUSHULA NGOBA WONKUMUNTU CAN DO. IMAGINE YOU WOULD HAVE PUT AN EFFORT TO LOOK A MILLION DOLLARS THEN UWELE EMANZINI.YOU DONT HAVE A CHOICE EXCEPT TO GO HOME AND CHANGE BUT UKUSUZA NGIQINISDA IKHANDA NJE VELE NGIDLI SIRI. OR NGIMTSHELE UKUTHI JEKI SENGISUZILE

Mina ngingafikelwa ngumsuzo ngihle ngisuze,ngoba ngingawugcina ngingacina ngibrama ngisithi ngiyasuza.lkakhulu ma ungumuntu ozidlele amabele

ukusuza is an act of art ebantwini abasothandweni uyamtshela omunye wakho ikakhulu nxa libabili ukuthi sengitshaya ubhekleza or iRPG(rocket propelled grenade) kumbe iLMG(light machine gun) uwudubule nje umele ecele iphunga lihambe ahle akwazi ukuthi you are a liberal not a conservative nxa usemoteni uvule amawindi lesunroof.

kulomunye ujaha owayesedeliswe yintokazi enhle okwamagama wayithayimela isiyazinceda ethafeni ithe nje iqala wavumbuluka wayibamba ikhanda lokhu iquthile wathi ngikuthanda unje. wahle waqonywa khonapho ujaha wahwatsha itissue paper emhlophe nke wayesula intombi yakhe yakhohlwa ngamahlamvu lezikhunyana. injalo lento.

ngikhetha ukusuza one time kuphele lokhu , ukuwa hatshi ,futhi umsuzo yiprivate yethu sobabili but ukuwa ngizabonwa lamabomankala ukuthi khangela uwile ehamba lezifresh , vele ngeze ngiwe Maja sithandwa sami bazakuhleka abantu bathi ijaha lakho liwile lawe uzaba emballasidi ntozami vele angifuni ukukufaka abantu amehlo phela ngiyakuthanda blind but okomsuzo yibedroom affairs lezo its between you and me

Mina vele ngisuze nje bese ngithi nguye umnikazi wecala, abesesiba lenhloni axolise kimi ukuthi usuzelani phambi kwami!

Vele ukusuza yizo yizo.So eyomsuzo iyawina la.

AAH JEKI UKUSUZA KUNGCONO,UBUSUQINISA IKHANDA WENZE ENGANI AYISUWE NXA KULABANYE ABANTU EDUZE NXA KUYINI LODWA UZATHI,WENZE NJE ISPEECH/I-JOKE NJE UTHI EISH AMADLOZI AWALAFEYA,
NXA OMUNYE WAKHO ESITHI WHY? WENA UVELE UTHI ANGIKHUPHISE UMOYA.
NXA UNGAWELA PHANSI NDODA UFEYINTE BESEBEKUKHUMULA UTHOLE UKUTHI UGQOKE I PHENTI ELIDABUKILEYO SEKUWESI PHELA.

ONOTHER THINK UNGAWA KHONA LAPHA NXA USUWILE UTSHAYE PHANSI NGOMLOMO UTHI UYAVUKA USULENHLONI UWEFUTHI ,NGESIKHATHI OMUNYE WAKHO EZAMA UKUKU BAMBA UWE FUTHI QHUU IZINYO WA SELIPHUMILE ,USULESIKHEWU ALISAYI LASE LUNCHINI/UKUDLA KWASEBUSUKU,UHLE UQHOBE KONKE JEKI,LOWAYANA OSUZILEYO BASEBHAYISIKOPO MANJE LINA LOKHE LILAYINILE EMPILO CABANGA NDODA.NEXT NEXT NEXT UNGU NUMBER 81.NXA UFIKA OMUNYE USEZE WAYA EMSEBENZINI BAKUPHE AMA PAIN KILLA AMA KHISIMUSI WA FOR THE WHOLE WEEK.SEBE KUBIZA SKHEWU UZWE AAH JEKI UMAKHINTE UBAMBE USKHEWU,NXA LISASE SIKOLO KUZE KUBE NGCONO NXA SELIKHULILE(GROWN UPS)

Lembe: ungahlukumezi imbambo zami kanje, Wambona kuphi lowo ndoda we-tissue emhlophe, kumbe enxenye nguwe.

lembe
ungezinjalo mfowethu imbambo zami sezibuhlungu ,wavele wamuthi xhaka ekopo wasekhipha iklinex ,but uthando olunje lami ngiyalufisa bro wami ,Majamela kambe ungayitshiya indoda elesibindi esinje?

Mina ngibona angani indaba siyengula phezulu. Kuyangokuthi uwe njani wasuza njani. Nxa uwe awazewatshayeka ngendebe yomlomo langelihlo phansi, hatshi kuyakhulumeka. Nxa lakho usungani nguTyson bembumbe kakutsha ngu Evender usengxakini ethile. As'khulumi phela nxa uphinde wephuka izinyo! Ukuzwelwa yintombi entsha madoda! Yikucengw'is'thunzi lokho.

Ngapha ngaku 'vertical take-off', umehluko usekuphumeni kwe emmissions zakhona. Nxa kumane kwathi lanqu, mina ngibona angani vele ungavalelisi - thutha khona es'gabeni. Lokho ngama privileges asebethethe. Umntanomuntu umqale ngeleqaqa ungakamthumeli alamakha anukelelayo? Hayi-bo! Nxa kuvele kwavungama nje (kungcono nxa kuqatha) ungethuki mfo; lokhuya kuyachaza ubudoda (excuse the pun) bakho. Kodwa nxa kubentswilina mina ngibona sekukuchayile ukuthi awusindoda -uyisixha soqhuqho (bundle of nerves). Usuhlufuna ukuzitshiya vele lingakaqali, pho uzakumela?

Kusiyangokuthi uphume njani, ngangcono iphutha lami kube yikusuza.

Matshetshe, leyo ndoda angehlukani layo kuzekuyovalwa! Kodwa isibindi sakhona siyethusa!

Bhuuuuuuuuuuu! pratatatatata, fushuuuuuu, ntwiyiyiyiiiiii! brapatatatata! Khetha okufunayo. Ongasuziyo yisilima, lowayo yisilima. Nxa laye loyo nyulavu engasuzi kukahle, kodwa uJesu wababuza abafarisi ukuthi ongonanga kaqale ukujika ilitshe esifebeni, siyakwazi sonke okwenzeka lapho. Nxa ungithanda suza lami uwe lami kuze kuyovalwa. Nomakanjani, ongasuziyo kubo kuyalanjwa kuyafiwa ngendlala, ngoba nxa kudliwa ikakhulu khona okwakithi okwakha imizimba okubalisa ondlubu, mviyo, ndumba, zambane, mumbu in its different forms, hayi bo kusamele kubelempumela evame ukukhokhelwa ngumoya lo esiwubiza umsuzo.

Bafowethu.

Eiisshhhh! Inzima le indaba.

Mina ngikhetha ukusuza, ngoba kuzakuba yindaba esizahlala sikhumbuzana ngayo uthando lwethu lonke size siyekufa. AKUVUNYELWA PHELA UKWALANA, hk hk hk.

Li Zwangendaba.

Indaba kayikho egcekeni le Bandla.. Chaza Jamela Mama ukuthi bawa besenzani laba bantu. Bayazihambela, bahlezi phansi, bayadla kumbe babukele iHighlanga hk hk hk?

Akukhathalekile ukuthi lenzani lalowo ongowakho, isitshuweshini, loba yiphi iyasebenza lapha.

ukumpentsha kungcono ngoba ma kungayisiwo olomsindo ngephunga you can get away with it ,kodwa ma kuyilowo okhulumayo ngephunga uzaba namahloni kodwa nihlekisane ngakho lomunye wakho, ungabona ethukuthela kutsho ukuthi kukhona okungalunganga ngaye tshiyana laye uzakuhlupha ngaphambilini ngoba yimvelo.

Majamela dade
Mina ngingowokufushula ngiqinise ikhando ngimbuze omunye wami ukuthi ulunywa yisisu na!