Isizungu asisayenzi lapha enkundleni. Akusela z'pitshi. Asiqaliseni eyinye i General Discussion ejengaleyana esasilayo. Mavusani, Dumara, Mazakhela, Mdawini, Sbali.... lingaphi?

Siyinatshi, sibukele.

Kusinwa kudedelwana

indwangu idobhe impembe!

utshaya inja ngekhanda

umangoye uselala eziko

kukompunzi idla emini

Aha!! yah isizungu sodwa lapha. Lithini maNdebele athandekayo? Ngithe ngidlula lapha ngabona i-message kaMazakhela ngathi lami kengikwlebhe okungumzila okukodwa.
Mazakhela, Mdawini, lani lonke bangane zithini. Ngilethemba liphilile kahle lapho elikhona bafowethu. Yimi uBotshisa

botshisa yindaba ukhuluma engathi unqantshile?

kubi bafowethu thina oSpepa sishaya inja ngobolo lomnqanstho sewabeka ekhoneni yives yemihla ngemihla

Wena mdlopha ziyakwala sibili. Anyway, kunjani fana wami. Kulezinsuku ungumantshingelane lapha. Kholisa fana becoz nxa sesingena lapha, kuyatsha maqhatha kusale umsobho or vice versa.

yebo yes, Kanti lina bantu lalingagabazela abantu abanjengo Mavusani, Mazakhela, Dumara, Mdawini, Botshisa, Sbali, lalithi kuyaphetha ngani.Khathesi selibulawa yisizungu selisikhumbula.
Sikhona sikhangele.

sengikhona mina umfana wesikhalangeni,lingaze lithini ngiyangena enkundleni

Botshisa kanti why uyangeka ukubiza igama lakho?kumnandi ukubona lidweba ukuyimizila ngoba kuhle kube sobala ukuthi abetshabini kabalinombolisanga.kanti loqeda nini ukusebenza likhe lisibambe ngohleko isizungu sokuyingoma liphuma lize litshone.mfana wesikalangeni bayaphila na emahelehele.thobonana kabotho.

akulamuntu owagatshazelwayo lapha mavusani. lina alifuni kukhuzwa kanti lingabantu abanjani??? likhulile madoda kufanele linanzelele ukuthi kule Inkundla silabadala lezingane, okwakubekwe njengombono yikuthi izipitshi zifakwe ezothamlilo, hatshi yonke indawo.

Jimbozi, qha mtakwethu angiyangeki ukubiza igama lami uBotshisa. Leli yilo engilithembileyo njalo lamatshabi ayalazi. Abaphathi ntambo lapha bathi ngilitshintshe ngoba alilunganga. Ngazama ukubalahlisa ngithi ngu-botshisa (burn) instead of its original meaning ukakisa bathi maya. Ngazama uqhathanisa ngokuthi sithi bosso hatshi "Bhosso", bathi maya. Ah! baqinisile abadala nxa bethi akuqili lazikhotha emhlane. Anyway, bangani, Botshisa is still around, live and kicking. Mavusani, labanye bonke zithini? Guys, pliz asivuseni Inkundla. Singalindeli i-General Discussion ukuthi ize iphenduke. Loba kungelaqhude kuyasa magents.

Hawu, usze watshaya umazivelela.Mina besengikukhanuka ukuzwe eziphuma kuwe.Hulula phela, ngikuthembile mtanenkosi.Ngingajabula nxa singaqala ngokuthi ngekhisimusi edluleyo ubusenzani lango mnyaka omutsha. Mina ngizalendela ngitsho ngemva kwakho.Lani bo Siphepha sitsheleni ukuthi laliganga ngaphi nge nyu-ye.

mdawini mina nge nyuweli ngangithole isheli kwakukubi mfowethu,ngayishaya ngaze ngayishaya lugege,ngayenza into ezilayo ngoba ngayidla ngaze ngayivungula mntanenkosi kwaba sengathi ngiphuma ejele.

Mdawini, yini eyiswi mfowethu? Mina ngi-busy kabi tshomi yikho ngingasangeni everytime eNkundleni. Ziyeza so iziphitshi, tshela uMazakhela ezwake lapha sike sitshukane, sihlekisane njalo sijabuleni sizwe sikaMthwakazi. Ngikhuluma so ngivela e-Iraq, ngivela khulula izigqili zama-Arab ku-Pharoah (uSaddam). Mina ngekhisimusi Mdawini, zazimbiwe ngulinda. Ngangisidla umtshina omhlophe wethu. Ngitsho umtaka Mesisi. Ah! ngakutshuka okumtwana komlungu kwazekwangitema ngesintu tshomi.

hawu kanti labomdawini bakhona, akelitsho ngilibukele bafowethu ngiyeza ngisacabanga.

Mdawini, zwana leyi tshomi. Ngo-1990 ngisekhaya ngavakatshela komakhelwane kulemfa. Tshomi hantsho uyakwazi ukuthi ekhaya abantu bahlabela njani nxa kufiwe, uzathi kulomncintwiswano. But it wasn't the case kule imfa mjida. Tshomi kwakuthule kuthe zwi. Uyayazi Mdawini ingoma leyana ethi "Siyo, siyobonana, khona, khonale zulwini" etc. So omunye umasalu owayelamalimi, ebona kuthule wathi okungaqalwayo etsho eqalisa ingoma; "Theo, theo bonana khona, khonale thulwini". Mdawini tshomi, hatshi ubunandi balingoma, iyedlula eyamatShona u-eriya wayenda wayenda lenqola (ngoro) ka-ishe.

omunye utshomi wayesepiswe ngumchamo ngakho wangena etoilet yabo mama engabonanga ukuthi ngeyabo mama.Uthe uyakhipha isitho sakhe ukuthi acheme kwathutsha omunye umama wahlaba umkhosi wathi ngeyabomama.Undoda lo waqhubeka ekhipha isitho sakhe ubhulugweni wasitshengisa umama lo wathi kuye laleyi ngeyabomama.

phela bengithi lizasikleva ngezako saddam.qava ubunndi engabudla khona kweleIrag.bathe phela besilwa abatwana bakaMrs mina bengihlafuna khona sibili adekungena u... ngokwake.hey kuyafiwa ngikutshele mfo.kwelakhathesi uminister weinformation uyala ukuthi kwenzakele konke lokhu.kumnandi ukuba yimi.

Kuyabongeka magents ukuvusa kwenu Inkundla. Izipitshi ziyafunakala enkundleni ngoba asingeke sikholise umbangazwe kokuphela. Phela lapha emazweni kulesizungu kabi. Kumnandi kakhulu nxa uvula Inkundla, ubala izipitshi lawe uke uhleke sibili ukholise.

hayi wena mkhankaso,uzibhema nge plastic sibili.manje kuleyinye i member eyathi idlula kwelinye iden yabona ama curtain ekhitshiwe, yangena yakhala blind isithi 'wasitshiya umngane wethu'.Ah bamangala abanikazi bendlu, bayithulisa bathi 'akula muntu ofileyo, siya-cleaner indlu,amacurtain awatshiwe.

Manje liyabaza induku! Umtaka mesisi kuthiwa waze wenzani?? Wakutema? Phela ngiyazi amandebele lapho abizwa asabele, wawunatheni? Owemkambo? Kanti lani boSiphepha lin izigubhu lizithatha ngaphi? Zibuya nge DHL? Phela kodwa lingakhohlwa amalokhuza, lokhu okugqokwayo phela, ngoba abanye sizabahlabelela sesisithi : thsiyo bonan'etzhulwini.

Ukhona na olencwadi kaMazakhela lo Mavusani? Lisayikhumbula na zakhamizi?

ngisacabanga

mdawini, incwadi yakhona imayelana lani? ngingabe ngilayo but angazi ukuthi ucamutha ngayiphi. kanti u dumara sewaya ngaphi. wayelama-saying esindetshu ahlephukisayo.

Incwadi kaMazakhela khohlwani ngayo, yiyo eyenza uSibalukhulu avale igeneral discussion yethu eyayimnandi okwamagama. Manje uMazakhela wahle wakhalala kokuphela.

Zwana mazakhela akulahlwa mbeleko ngokufelwa, phinda njalo, uke usitikaze. Uthi siyakukhanuka njani fethu! Kanti ufuna size sikungcenge njani ukuze ubonakale lapha enkundleni? Kambe lentombi ekhonjiswayo iyake ime ngentaba njengawe? Mayuyu mathandwase, delisa inhliziyo, uzwakale enkundleni.

Linjani bantwana benhlabathi? Ngitsho amaNdebele amahle hatshi abesigundwaneni. Ah! lakanye kwazekwabamnandi ukuba liNdebele. Kambe wake walibona na/ngaphi itShona liphuma phakathi kwazulu liziqhenya lithi mina ngili "Svina"? Nix. Kodwa thina ondlangamandla siziqhenya ngobuntu bethu umhlaba wonke jikelele lapho esikhona. Ah! yah kwazekwabamnandi ukuba liNdebele. Heyi bafowethu, sengikhanuka isikokiyane.
Hey magents, nanku mbuzo. Given a choice btwn a white girl, a Ndebele beauty Queen, an ugly shona, who would you go for? Mina loba sokumnyama phezulu sokugcwele utsheko phansi I will go for a Ndebele lady anytime. Ngizalitshela isizatho sakhona later. Ngifuna ukuzwa lina mahlabezulu ukuthi lithini ngaloludaba.

Angila fokolo members ukuthi liveti, ishortnumber kumbe indenge, izebhedi yizebhedi, ngiyavathuza ngize ngiyiphendule njenge LP!

Kodwa maya topi, kunjalo ishortnumber only sekungasekho abanye ngoba phela isigubhu singagcwala uthi ngichithele ngaphi?

Shutu members, yimi uSero.

HEYI MADODA KUMNANDI UKUBA LINDEBELE SIBILI,mina loma kuthiwa sokusele amashona wodwa,kuncono ngi dlale lesandla.
ingundwane caaa!!!!!!

Etha iboyz,

Uthini mfowethu, hatshi mina ngiyaphila ngiyabonga ukungikhumbula boyz.Ngisacabanga okwakhathesi..!

into zenu zezandla lezi majimbosi lingabozijayela ngoba one day omunye uzaphela amafinger prints.

Ukudlala lesandla ku safe mavusani. Uyabona akulamuntu ongakuthelela amagcikwana angakubulala.

Hey lina majents, ngibuze ngokukhetha phakathi komlungu, iNdebele, loba itshabi hatshi isandla lesi eselikhuluma ngaso. U-Tshisa nguye yedwa so far olempendulo engcono ngeyesandla nxa sokusele abafazi besitshabini kuphela, itshabi lingcolile. Ngizalitshela izizatho esizwayo nxa selingqikilane amakhanda zaze zayovalwa, ukuba why I will go for a Ndebele Queen anytime. Bye the way majents, I have never dated a tshabi and njalo angilifuni lobanini. Bodadewethu besintwini, yazini ukuthi bakhona abafowenu abalithanda okwamagama. uBotshisa ngomunye wabo.

NGIYATHABA as it is my first time ukuba enkudleni.kuyazila ukulobola umscottish/umuntu wempumalanga after 2yrs isigubhu sesigwele sengisthayisane lomntwana wesindebeleni ungadinga uzathola .That's for all those unlucky ndebeles.PHAMBILI NGENKUNDLA DUMARA,MDAWINI LABANYE BONKE.

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kanti madoda nxa bekhona abase canada/toronto alikeni lincede lapha,ngidinga o sisi be sindebeleni,kodwa angibatholi ukuthi bacatshe kuphi?
kuzamela ngelinye ilanga ngiphindele ko NTUTHU ngiye dinga umfazi qobo,ngoba mina i tshabi vele ngiyemba phansi.

BENGICELA SIVULE ITOPIC YAMASINGLES LAPHA eENGLANG NGOBA KULABO TSHOMI LAMANKAZANA ABAFUNA UKUHLANGANA LABANTU BESINDEBELENI.

kanti majimbosi labo majimbosisi,yindaba singahambi ku chatroom yethu,
ngitshona ngingena kodwa angikaze ngithole muntu,hayi madoda asivukeni,singaboyedlulwa ngamasvina othuvi.

tshisa uze lecebo elihle ngiyalamukela tshono isikhathi sokuchatha

ndoda mina ngiya chat anytime ,as long as ngikhuluma lamandebele,nginga lala laku computer.

Kuwe Mavusani,Mazakhela, Boyiz,loDumara lezinye izakhamizi zasezothamlilo.

Eh...Zakhmizi,...Angilawo amanengi kodwa ngizathi fahlafahla ngingachithi isikhathi senu. Kanti lithini ngendaba yencwadi leyana eyesintu? Phendulani. Akeliyiveze zakhamizi.Ngiyabe ngifuna ukuthi ngiyibale ngijulise ingqondo, ngilibale, ngiyicubungule,ngiyibuke, ngiyibabaze. Ngiyazi kodwa ukuthi abantu abanjengo
Siphepha bangayibala mhlalokho akulalwa ngekhaya. Uzabe elokhe ethi (okwatsho esinye isakhamuzi senkundla) "Angazi kumbe sengiza buye ngikuhluphe nina....Bengithi kumbe.... usu...kumbe singaphinda... lamhla umzimba wami uyavuma"

UMUNTU OLENCWADI KUFANELE ABUYE KUFREDDIE"MADAMARA"GWALA eLONDON NGIZAKUTHENGELA UTSHWALA WENA UBE USUNGINIKEZA LEZO NCWADI.

kanti majida ,yincwadi zani lezo,uyazi indaba leyi iyangi phica mbinjana ,angiyi tholi kahle ba fethu,

Malimaza ukuze uthole incwadi kumele ungingenise kuMadamara, uphinde ungenise loNkosikazi wami ubusingithengelela i G&T ubusuku bonke. Ungaqeda lapho ubusungibuzela i Meter Taxi ngihlala 100 miles emaphandleni!

ngiyalizwa madoda liyakhuluma kukhanya incwadi liyayifuna sham.
Nxa lifuna leyo ncwadi ngibona kungcono libe ngompondo iyantshintshwa likhokhe magents ngoba thina abanye esiko mbhedo esingawaziyo ama pound lama usdollars eish ziyabuya ekhaya majida, lo Ali baba esasithembe yena ukuthi ulesitshwala esitshiphileyo usedula sham.

Hawu zakhamizi , ..... ncibilikani bakithi.
S'phepha akuncenge phela lawe izakhamizi zenkundla lapha. Nanzi phela ziyala.