11 things that sound dirty in golf but aren't:

11. Oh! Damn... I missed the hole again
10. Nuts...my shaft is bent
9. After 18 holes I can barely walk
8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker
7. Look at the size of his putter
6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more
5. Mind if I join your threesome?
4. Stand with your back turned and drop it
3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip
2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired
1. Hold up...I need to wash my balls first.

A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot.
The assistant shows her a beautiful African Grey parrot.

"What about this one, Madam?

A beautiful bird, I'm sure you'll agree, and it's an absolute steal at only $20."

"Why is it that cheap?" the woman asks.
"Well", replies the assistant, "it used to live in a brothel and as a result its language is a touch fruity."

"Oh, I don't mind that", said the woman, making her mind up, "I'm broad minded and it'll be a laugh having a profane parrot".

So saying, she buys the parrot and takes him home. Once safely in his new home, the parrot looks around and squawks at the lady,"F**k me, a new brothel and a new madam"

"I'm not a madam and this isn't a brothel," says the woman indignantly.A little later the woman's two teenage daughters arrive home.

"A new brothel, a new madam, and now new prostitutes" says the parrot when he sees the daughters.

"Mum, tell your parrot to shut-up, we're not prostitutes" complained the girls,

But they all see the funny side and have a laugh at their new pet.A short while later, the woman's husband comes.

"Well f**k me, a new brothel, a new madam, new whores, but the same old loyal clients" said the parrot,"how you doing Andrew",

Andrew fainted!!

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'Wisdom comes with age but sometimes age comes alone'

Watz da difference between 1920's panties & 2004's panties?


In 1920 you had 2 open da panty 2 c da bum, in


2004 you have 2 open da bum 2 c da panty.....

Ubaba umfundisi nomfanyana

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar that way. The man, who was a priest, said, "I am a Father." The little boy replied, "My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that." The priest looked up from his book and answered, "I am the Father of many." The boy said, "My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way." The priest, getting impatient, said, "I am the Father of hundreds" and

The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said, "Maybe you should wear your pants backwards instead of your collar."

uMntongenakudla kaNgogwane waKwaDlangezwa.
uVeyane
Inkwali yenkosi.

Inxangiphilile.
KwelikaMthaniya.

OKUNTOMBAZANYANA kwethekelela udadewabo koBulawayo . kuthe sekuphindele eMasvingo sekubaxoxela ngezakoBulawayo kwathi mubathroom yasisi kana uchino kwesha mazino kana wada tooth brush ye red ndiwe mangwana ukafunga yero ndiwe. ngoba izixubho zonke zasendlini zazihlala lapho ezihlonywa khona.

One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently tapped his wife on the shoulder and started rubbing her arm. His wife turned over and said, "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh." Her husband, rejected, turned over and tried to sleep. A few minutes later, he rolled back over and tapped his wife again. This time he whispered in her ear, "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"

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'Wisdom comes with age but sometimes age comes alone'
'

haaaa haaa haaaa

Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can't see each other using sign language. After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution.

"Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time."

The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea, Now if you want to have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis 50 times."

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'Wisdom comes with age but sometimes age comes alone'

One Saturday morning Fisherman gets up early, dresses quietly, gets
> > his lunch made, puts on his long-johns, grabs the dog and goes to
the
> > garage
> to
> > hook up his boat to the truck and down the driveway he goes. Coming
> > out of his garage rain is pouring down; it is like a torrential
> > downpour. There
> is
> > snow mixed in with the rain, and the wind is blowing 50 mph. Real
kak
> > conditions for fishing. Minutes later, he returns to the house, goes
> inside
> > and turns the TV to the Weather Channel and finds it's going to be
bad
> > weather all day long. He puts his boat back in the garage, quietly
> > undresses and slips back into bed and cuddles up to his wife's back.
> > Now with a different anticipation, he whispers, "The weather out
there
>
> > is terrible. "To
> > which she sleepily replies, "Can you believe my stupid husband is
out
> > fishing?"

Top Ten Bad Things To Hear On An Airplane
10. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living
anymore.
9. We're cruising at an altitude of... ah, hell, I don't know.
8. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does?
7. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!(screaming )Just kidding.
6. Would a flight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em coming!
5. This is...uh...this is...uh...your...hmm. I seem to have lost my memory.
4. Passengers on the left side of the plane ­­ does that engine sound funny
to you?
3. Welcome aboard flight 109 ­­ you bunch of jerks!
2. Good God, Steve! We're going to crash! Oops ­­ is this intercom on?
1. We'll be on the ground in 10 minutes. One way or another

-All passengers , please take up your parachutes.

The crew detect that the aeroplane is overloaded by 3 extra passengers and if they do not do something all 253 people on board would perish. Now they say 3 people must jump out and that will be determined by your race in terms of alphabetical order. So the first row of passengers say we are "white", the next says we are "indian", and now they all turn their attention to the 3 black men who were seating right at the end. The 3 black men jointly declare: we are "Zulus", "z" is the last letter in the alphabet!!!

Inzula nomXhosa

Kwathi langa thize umZulu noMxhosa behamba ogwadule belambile kungekho ngisho namanzi okuphuza imbala. Bahamba, bahamba baze baphelelwa ngamandla. UmZulu wathi "Mfowethu kungcono sithandaze, mhlawumbe uNkulunkulu uzosibonela icebo lokusisiza kule nkinga".

Ngenhlanhla kwasho ukuthi umZulu uyakwazi ukuthandaza. Kanti yena umXhosa akakaze wezwa ngomthandazo engazi nokwazi ukuthi umuntu wenzani uma ethandaza. UmZulu wathi kuye mfowethu asiguqe sicele eNkosini. Nangempela uMzulu aqale athi "Babawethu oseZulwini". Aqhubeke, kuthi lapho esithi “Usiphe namhlanje isinkwa sethu..", waphazamisa umXhosa kanye kuleyondawo wathi "Cela neJAM' mfondini sizo qaba esisonka".


uMntongenakudla kaNgogwane waKwaDlangezwa
uVeyane.
Inkwali yenkosi.
umcondo yegusha.

Inxangiphilile.
KwaMtubatuba.

A husband and wife went to the Rodeo and one of the exhibits is that of breeding bulls.
They went up to the first pen and there was a sign that said, "This bull mated 50 times last year."
The wife poked her husband in the ribs and said, "He mated 50 times last year."
They walked a little further and saw another pen with a sign that said, "This bull mated 120 times last year." The wife hit her husband and said, "That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him."
They walked further and a third pen had a bull with a sign saying, "This bull mated 365 times last year."
The wife got really excited and said, "That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one."
The husband looked at her and said, "Go up and ask him if it was with the same cow."

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'Wisdom comes with age but sometimes age comes alone'

Here are a few excerpts from interviews with some of our most celebrated footballing sons in South Africa.


1) Bashin Mahlangu
Interviewer: Bashin how do you feel about scoring such a beautiful goal?
Mahlangu: I feel immediately!!!


2) Lesley Manyathela.
This was an interview to get to know more about the player after an extended period of rich form:

Interviewer: So Lesley tell us about your family
Manyathela: I have one KIDS. I also have two brothers: There is one in front of me and one behind me.


3) Bhele Nomvete
This interview took place after a game that took place on Bhele's birthday.
Interviewer: Firstly, Bhele we would just like to wish you a happy birthday.
Nomvete: Thank you, thank you, same to you.
(Who knows maybe it was the guy's birthday too)


4) Steve Lekeolea
(a whole book can be written using amusing quotes from this player alone)
Interviewer: Steve you seem to have hit such a rich vein of form you also seem a lot fitter. What is your secret?
Lekoelea: In the morning I get up and I run away.


5) Steve Lekeolea
Interviewer: Steve you have just played an amazing game to help Pirates win, where to from here.
Lekoelea: I am going home.

The businessman dragged himself home and barely made it to his chair before he dropped exhausted. His sympathetic wife was right there with a tall cool drink and a comforting word. "My, you look tired," she said. "You must have had a hard day today. What happened to make you so exhausted?" "It was terrible," her husband said. "The computer broke down and all of us had to do our own thinking

Coloureds In Heaven

Gabriel came to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you, I have coloured folks up here in Heaven who are causing some problems. They are always fighting with each other, cursing and swearing...really the most vulgar
language and they keep calling me : "Ek sê my broe "
>They are also swinging on the Pearly Gates, my horn has been skated, braai
>sauce is all over their
>robes, pork shak, sparerib, and chicken feet bones are all over the streets of Gold.
Some of them are walking around with one wing.
They have been late taking their turn to keep the stairway to heaven clean. There are watermelon seeds all over the clouds and dry salted snoek hanging from the pearly gates.
Some of them aren't even wearing their halos, saying it is messing up their relaxed hair."
The Lord said, "I made them special, as I did you, my angel. Heaven is home to all my children.
If you really want to know about problems, let's call the Devil.
The Devil answered the phone, "Hello? Lord, hold on."
The Devil returned to the phone and said, "Hello Lord, what can I do for you?"
The Lord replied, "Tell me what kind of problems you are having down there."
The Devil said, "Wait one minute," and put the Lord on hold. After 5 minutes he returned to the phone, and said "Okay, I'm back. What was
the question?" The Lord said, "What kind of problems are you having down there?"
The Devil said, "Man, I don't believe this ..... Hold on, Lord". This time the Devil was gone for 15 minutes.
The Devil returned and said, "I'm sorry Lord, I can't talk right now.
These coloureds have extinguished the fire (hell fire!!!) ,and are trying to install air conditioning systems!!!" We are really in a mess down here!!!!

An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are deeply in love. However, no matter what the husband does sexually, the woman never
achieves orgasm. His wife demands sexual pleasure, so they decide to ask the rabbi for advice.

The rabbi listens to their story and makes the
following suggestion. "Hire a strapping young man and while the two of you are making love, have him wave a towel over you as though he is fanning you both. Make sure he is totally naked and she can see his manhood as he fans you both with the towel. That will help the wife fantasize and
should bring on a full blown orgasm."

They go home and follow the rabbi's advice. They hire a handsome young man and he strips off and enthusiastically waves a towel over them both as they make love. But it doesn't help and still
the wife is unsatisfied and frustrated. Perplexed, they go back to the rabbi."Okay", says the rabbi, "let's try it reversed. Have the young man make love to your wife and you wave the towel over them."

Once again, they follow the rabbi's advice. The young man gets into bed with the wife and the husband waves the towel. The hired hand really works with great enthusiasm, and the wife soon has an enormous,room-shaking, screaming, creaming orgasm.Smiling, the husband drops the towel, taps the young man on the shoulder and says to him, triumphantly: "THAT'S how you wave a towel!"

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'learn the rules, so you break them properly'

A man and woman meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide
to go back to the woman's place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He then takes of his trousers and washes his hands again. Watching him, the woman says, "You must be a dentist.” Surprised, the guy responds, "Yes... how did you figure that out?""Easy," she replies, "you keep washing your hands."One thing leads to another and they make love. Once they're done, the woman says, "You must be a really good dentist."The guy, now with a boosted ego, says, "Well yes, I am a good dentist.How did you figure that out?""I didn’t feel a thing!"

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'tshela mina sibaloye'

ayaya uyangirocker hlathi!!this is s...gqamule ubhambo feya hlathi rock it up feya

umkhuleko wabo'Mama'

Dear Lord,
I pray for wisdom to
understand my man,
Love to forgive him,
Patience for his moods,

Because Lord if I pray for strenght
Ndakumbeth 'anye

Two gay gentlemen are walking through a zoo. They come across the
gorillas and after a while they notice that the male gorilla has a
massive erection.

The gay men are fascinated by this.

One of the men just can't bear it any longer and he reaches into
the cage to touch it. The gorilla grabs him, drags him into the cage and
shags him for six hours nonstop.

When he's done, the gorilla throws the man back out of the cage. An
ambulance is called and the man is taken away to the hospital.

Next day his friend visits him in the hospital and asks, "Are you hurt?"

"AM I HURT?", he crys, "Wouldn't you be? He hasn't called, he hasn't
written ...

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'an idle mind is a devil's worshop'

Two gay gentlemen are walking through a zoo. They come across the
gorillas and after a while they notice that the male gorilla has a
massive erection.

The gay men are fascinated by this.

One of the men just can't bear it any longer and he reaches into
the cage to touch it. The gorilla grabs him, drags him into the cage and
shags him for six hours nonstop.

When he's done, the gorilla throws the man back out of the cage. An
ambulance is called and the man is taken away to the hospital.

Next day his friend visits him in the hospital and asks, "Are you hurt?"

"AM I HURT?", he crys, "Wouldn't you be? He hasn't called, he hasn't
written ...

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'an idle mind is a devil's worshop'

Ibhasi igcwele, bashayisile emisebenzini phela,Nanso insizwa ibona ithuba elihle,icele ukuphatha usizi omi ngezinyawo ngoba eswele indawo yokuhlala,ufake impahla ezimhlophe losisi. Isukeleke esthubeni insizwa ithi "sisi uyi-nurse" avume lona athi usho ngani,ubhudi athi ushiso zimphahla ezimhlophe azifakile. Bahambe ibanga elide,aqhauke usisi esethi bhudi kanti ungu-mechanic, aphike ubhudi abuze ukuthi usho ngoba ebonani losisi. athi usisi uzwa ngoba ehlatshwa yisipanela ngaphansi!!!!

Hk, Hk, Hk... Ha Ha Ha Ncomanzi!

Impintshi le ile spanela, mina nginga zonda blayind. Woza lazo!

True Stuff

Ngihlala ngihleka indlela abantu aba voxa ngayo i pronounciation yesilungu.

The following words are are pronounced exactly the same way by EA people:

(1) barred, bad, bird
(2) hut, hurt, hat

- Document as Dotshumenti
- SQL Es-Tshu-Ero
- Thousand Sau-there-nd
- Total Toto
- Bob Bhobhu
- Model Modo
- Factory F**k Torry
- Fax F**ks
- Mercury Matshuri
- Mercy Masi

Bayafana lama nayijeriya

I sent flowers to someone who was moving to Kariba for a job promotion. I also sent flowers the same day to a funeral for a friend.
I found out later that the flower shop got the cards mixed up. They sent the card to the guy who was moving that said, "Deepest Condolences," and sent the card to the funeral home that said, "I know it's hot where you're going, but you deserve it."

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'tshela mina sibaloye'

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided
to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed the wrong
e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.

Meanwhile.....somewhere in Houston , a widow had just returned home from her
husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages
from relatives and friends.

After reading the first message, she fainted.

The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw
the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife

Subject: I've Reached

Date: 16 May 2004

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now, and
you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just reached and
have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your
arrival tomorrow.

Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as
mine was.
P.S. It is damned hot down here!!

GOD BLESS YOU ALL UP THERE......

omunye umasantsho wacela ilift emoteni,manje yayigcwele amajida,omunye wathi uzompatha,after 5 minutes babona udade eseshaya amabumps eseqela phezulu kanti ufuqwa yisipanela sikamemba.

lowo masantho wayese khulula impintshi kusibopho segazi. Hk Hk.

War kar badala sisithi yispanela , isitho esihle kangaka? Yikuthi siyakhulula amabhawudo yini?

hk...hk...ha ha Sirumula!!

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'tshela mina ngitshela abelungu'

Manje zwana leyi Hlathi,kulomemba owaqala icompetition wathi umuntu ozakwenza indlovu yami imuve ngizamnikeza inyuku ebhaya...bazwaka abantu omunye wayiqumba qumba,nax indlovu yazimela,omunye waphakamisa ilembu elimhlophe yazimela,omunye wakhala njengomntwana wendlovu kodwa yala ukunyikinyika,kwazaka omunye ungamla olesipanela sakhe esikhulu wasifihla phakathi,indlovu yaqala ukuzwa ubunandi kodwa ayimuvanga...bathe sebejika nge second round,umemba wathi usakhumbula indlovu yakhala,umemba wathi ngikuphinde,indlovu yashaker ikhanda iyala....wahle waziwinela umemba.

sirumula waze wangibulala imbambo mfane khaya!!

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'tshela mina sibaloye'

Grandma, who was living with her daughter's family, let her 11-year-old grandson in from school.

"What did you learn today?" she asked.

"Sex education. All about penises and vaginas and intercourse and stuff," he replied matter-of-factly.

The old woman was shocked and reported the conversation to her daughter.

Her daughter replied, "Mom, this is the Nineties. These days it's all part of the curriculum."

A few hours later, the grandmother was reading when her daughter announced dinner was ready. Grandmother walked past her grandson's bedroom and noticed him on his bed, vigorously masturbating.

"Sonny," she said, "when you're finished with your homework, come on downstairs to eat."

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'Wisdom comes with age but sometimes age comes alone'

A Zulu boy buys a lotto ticket and wins the lottery jackpot. He goes to
the
post office to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number. The Zulu
says, "I want my R10 million." The man replied, "No, sir, it doesn't work
that way. We give you a million today and then you'll get
the rest spread out for the next 5 years." The Zulu said, "Oh, no!! I
want
all my money right now!! I won it and I want it." Again, the man explains
that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the n ext 5
years. The Zulu, furious with the man, screams out, "LOOK I WANT MY MONEY!
If you're not going to give me my R10 million right now,
then................................... I want my R2.50 back!

A Zulu husband returns home from work afice uMaMkhize laye evela emhlanganweni wabo mama we ANC.
U Mamkhize abeselandisa ngalokho akuzwe emahlanganweni athi
"Baba emhlangaweni kuthiwe sincedisane lapha ekhaya. Kumele nawe uwashe, upheke, ugeze nabantwana"

Umkhize wabamba iqolo waphendula; "pho nama sen**e baniphile"

Mabila, Hk Hk Hk

Liyabona ukuthi amasendlisi aso nto yokudlala ngayo. Olawo ulenjabulo yokuwa thwala ngoba emnika amandla.

Kuthiwa kule boyz eyayingezwa blayindi,so one day ibi ngena phakathi kwe ceiling yabe isiwa ivula isikhala.
umama lo baba bathe befika i boyz bayithethisa yabaleka yayadlala phandle,umama lobaba basala bezama ukuvala iskhala leso.
kwase kufika umuntu wemzini
ndlovu:bangiphi abadala mfana
themba:basendlini,ubaba ugade phezukuka mama uvala isikhala engaphuma ngaso.

REPORTS FROM VARIOUS HOSPITALS AROUND ZIM HAVE SHOWN HOW KIRSTY HAS TOUCHED
LIVES IN ZIM - NEW BORN BABIES

Kirsty Mtemagavi
Athens Mambowashe
Kristee Koventree Kavamba
Backstroke Banda
Kirsty Coventry Mapurisa
Individual Medley Deze
Goldmedal Zongororo
Gold Silver Bronze Mpunga
Butterfly Mabora
Swimmingpool Nhanga
Freestyle Zuze
Coventry Muderetere
Breaststroke Musendame
Goldwinner Mambo
Threemedals Chinotimba

Dokotela... Goldmedal chinotimba
also u-Underwater Zvinavashe ukhona.

A drunk man walking past a river sees a priest baptizing his people decides to go for a baptism.

The priest baptizes his people by dunking their heads into the water and asks, "Have you seen Jesus?" The people respond "Yes, I've seen Jesus".

When it was the drunkard's turn, the priest dunked his head into The water and pulled him out and asked him. "Have you seen Jesus?" He said "no". So the priest put his head back into the water for a few more Seconds and again asked "Have you seen Jesus?" The drunkard replied
"No old man."

Angrily, the priest dunked his head for a much longer time And pulled the drunkard's head out and asked him "Have you seen Jesus.? The
drunkard replied, "Bra, are you sure he fell into this river"

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'tshela mina sibaloye'

TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH: "HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!

A preacher lost his rooster (male chicken) and all his search efforts proved fruitless. He then decided to mention it in church so that anyone who knows its whereabouts, could advise accordingly.

The following Sunday, while in church, he asked: " Who has a cock?",and all the men stood up. Embarrassed and not knowing what to say next, he said:

" I mean, who, amongst you, has seen a cock?" All the women stood up,including his 13-year old daughter. The priest started to blush when he realised what implications that will have on his image.

He then asked:"No, no, no. What I mean is, who,
in the last two weeks in this church, has seen my cock?" All the nuns stood up.

WENA DAMBATSHOKO UNGUBANI WENA WENA IMPELA.MUSA UKUDLALA NGEBIZO LABADALA.

Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool,Mary suddenly jumped into the deep end. She sunk to the bottom and
stayed there.

Jim promptly jumped in to save her. He swam to the bottom and pulled Mary out.

When the medical director became aware of Jim's heroic act he immediately ordered him to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered him to be mentally stable.

When he went to tell Jim the news he said, "Jim, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you've regained your senses.


The bad news is, Mary, the patient you saved, hung herself with her bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but she's dead."

Jim replied, "She's not dead, I put her there to dry."

A medieval astrologer prophesied to a king that his favorite mistress
would soon die. Sure enough, the woman died a short time later.

The king was outraged at the astrologer, certain that his prophecy had
brought about the woman's death. He summoned the astrologer and
commanded him: "Prophecy, tell me when you will die!"

The astrologer realized that the king was planning to kill him immediately,
no matter what answer he gave. "I do not know when I will die," he answered
finally. "I only know that whenever I die, the king will die three days
later

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'tshela mina sibaloye'

A medieval astrologer prophesied to a king that his favorite mistress
would soon die. Sure enough, the woman died a short time later.

The king was outraged at the astrologer, certain that his prophecy had
brought about the woman's death. He summoned the astrologer and
commanded him: "Prophecy, tell me when you will die!"

The astrologer realized that the king was planning to kill him immediately,
no matter what answer he gave. "I do not know when I will die," he answered
finally. "I only know that whenever I die, the king will die three days
later

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'tshela mina sibaloye'

There were two nuns...

One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),
and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most? What can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

SM: It's not working.

SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.

SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical. Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what Has happened to Sister Logical.

Then Sister Logical arrives.

SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!

SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both,so he followed me

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.

SM: And?

SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.

SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.

SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.

SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
SL: Isn't it logical, Sister?

A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down.

And for those of you who thought it would be dirty, say two Hail Marys!