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#24591 - 09/28/04 08:37 AM
Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
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Nkosi
 
Registered: 05/11/04
Posts: 1298
Loc: Emkhathini
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Sbali, Thanx for iTopic ezasi updata ngokuthi inscamtho sivaya kanjani ekhaya, otherwise singa cina sesingani sivela ekhameruni ma sifika ema eriyeni. Ima ngifake lami engangi jwayele ukuzwa umpintshi zikutsho. Ngiyazi ukuthi ngi out-of-date. Ehh mdala, faka phela isforo. Kanti eyakini ayi gcwali yini nge prosi ezingu swi? Uyay' cava yini impintshi leyana estika ekhorinteni? Ey Majita, sengi funa uku tsora. Umafenda wakhe uye brintshowa (brama). Mina angi mbrawi. Ngithe ngiyam rida ngabona ukuthi undavekile. ![[Big Grin]](images/icons/grin.gif)
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#24621 - 10/08/04 11:37 PM
Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
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Sikhulu
Registered: 01/20/04
Posts: 286
Loc: Next Door
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Sure! Majimbos lana angisayidobhi kahlekahle kodwa ischam'tho sisuke singeje sweetness,Otherwise ekaBongani ungathi yiyo eyiswimming pool,ngoba nxa uyiAwuthi elenkwilimba ungakhonkotha ukutrekisa ikopo lika Bongs umafenda ungamthola ethonta uAyida kuhle kube yigamedown bakunathe enkomponi...eh magents ngisake ngithi Tri1 ngizaliqava time time.... Lesi ke lisasiqava yini..Exsay wat's your Wawaaa,Why you jouling out side ways like a flicki'n scaver,Do you wanna Hassel with me or waat,Exsay waatch yourself,I am gonna grab my flick and am hitting out to Thunder,catch yu later dudes. Sure Bafoza ngizaliqamula nge technical technical ngisayatshuna ibhodo. ------------------------------------------------ It is better to sell tomatoes and elastic at Egodini rank rather than be a frontman for the Tshabi's ideology.....NO NO NO! ![[clap]](graemlins/yelclap.gif)
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#24625 - 10/09/04 09:08 PM
Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
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Sikhulu
Registered: 01/20/04
Posts: 286
Loc: Next Door
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eita majimbosi, ngiyi swidzi ndawo mpreki,lamuhla umkhathi ule qaqasi engenziyo ndawo,kanti umasalamusi wangakiye uhle walahlwa yis'chamutho sona vele bafethu sdiyi computer ngoba nxa ungaqavi ukusiconfiga singaku phukela ngevirus liyayidobha yini? ngiyinatshi Simurila,Dokotela wena we eryeni lawe Ngwenya Soetho ngiliqakezela izambia ngithi 7 up bolova liyizinja zelokishini,liyangibulala magents,ihlale injalo mandebele amahle. ---------------------------------------------- It is better to sell tomatoes at Egodini Rank than to be a shona front man....NO NO NO! ![[clap]](graemlins/yelclap.gif)
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#24628 - 10/11/04 11:00 PM
Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
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Sikhulu
Registered: 01/20/04
Posts: 286
Loc: Next Door
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Hola 7 majemeni, Lingawari yikuthi ispansula laso siyangiminya plus ledeni kumele ngidimise oro kanjani magents. Lamuhla ngibophe ishosholoza kwenye iTake away libhaya ezangaphansi kwamakhal, so belicabanga ukuthi liyathrower lithi ligcwala nge "2 poundi siphesheli and Ribizi" instead of ukuthi lithi 2 POUND SPECIAL WITH RIBS,ngihleke ngaze ngaphuka imbambo gents. Okungomasimini besekucabanga ukuthi maybe ngingumadlezibabayo(comedian). Aziwe sibopheni lami ngiblomile,plan denge vandaag! ------------------------------------------------ Kungcono ngibhayise amarekeni amaviri endiza levimu eRenkini kulokuthi ngibe yisfetula sikaMgaxa..NO NO NO! ![[clap]](graemlins/yelclap.gif)
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#24634 - 10/14/04 07:18 PM
Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
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Sikhulu
Registered: 01/20/04
Posts: 286
Loc: Next Door
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Eita da Majemeni! mina ngiyi synphonic ochestra nga raa ng'pholile. Kwami ziyabe zimporoma next viki kuyabe kuyiRaazmatibula straight.Kanti kusavuliwe koMrambida jeki?Estayileni amajida asethroweer ngani kula malangabi,lejewish yiphi evalisayo,basayinariti yini oRoma Italia,ibhatu basagcwala ngayiphi 0or basanxiba iBally. Zilethene bolovo ng'blomile Raa! --------------------------------------------- It is better to sell amarekeni lomentshisi eRenkini than to be Mgaxa's frontman..NO NO NO! ![[clap]](graemlins/yelclap.gif)
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#24636 - 10/15/04 07:52 PM
Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
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Nduna
Registered: 10/18/03
Posts: 436
Loc: Bengo central place
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gqwala 7!! manje sezivaruka feya majida,ziyawa blind,amajida angikhukhulisa ekhameruni kabi.ivikinduku engela stranger lezola ngeke iphele swintila..kumnandi uma lonke liyispikiri magenge,l feel like speaking,kuthi mangikhulume bafo..lisifaka neva neva is'camtho.mina ziyaminya this vikinduku,isikela singitsweri maboto...ikhokhokho ngizazinuka komakhelwane. Soweto,lawe yazi lapho okukhona thina vele ziyakhupha.liyishaye grand ibhoboza majida.minwana,iminwe phezulu bafethu,sesimnandi,shooh. shutazi.Doc,mjida,ntumba linga wari siphethe uSiri,gcwala 7!!lazo zonke ezifuna ukukhomba amajida ekasi,sizobafaka isampongo[isi'bhamu].
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#24637 - 10/15/04 10:17 PM
Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
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Sikhulu
Registered: 01/20/04
Posts: 286
Loc: Next Door
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Hola hola hola zinja! iphelile iviki majimbos mina ngigrand ngaRaa!kanti kulabomakabron asebesukela ischam'tho ngale kunkulumane ngoba behlukumezwa yivruvra mina ngithi voetsek bacuntela Hoot,kanti kabanoksi ukuthi every gheto has a lingo'. Shoh sho bafo,grand grand ng'showkhesa ingcosi kuleviki ngama wazawaza emgundurukweni Daa! Eita! --------------------------------------------- Ngala ukuvotela iZanu loba babethi ngizaphila mahala njengeDlozi,ngaz'dayisela isoda levimu nanku lokhu ngiphila bona sebacutwa yinotho. ![[clap]](graemlins/yelclap.gif)
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#24645 - 10/26/04 11:25 AM
Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
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Mafikizolo
Registered: 03/09/04
Posts: 40
Loc: Debshan Ranches
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Hey, wena Sirumula, why are you finish this site!? bring the s'camtho back, man!
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#24647 - 10/28/04 02:29 AM
Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
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Nduna
Registered: 10/18/03
Posts: 436
Loc: Bengo central place
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Gazi..hk hk hk,ungawari mfana siphethe uSirumula,Doc,Soweto lamajida,gcwala 7,sisiphethe is'camtho kusite ungawari. Doc ngiphethe zonke,wena ugcwala ngaziphi,ngezeMalawi,Binga kumbe ezeGwanda ezilinywa lombhida engadeni esedamu..hk hk.ziyawa lana Doc,tshela mina ngikufatsele izola ezakugqula umnyaka wonke. Doc ...hk hk hk uyigrineda..hk hk uyangigcwalisela topi...hk hk,fatsa mpintshi yekasi mina ngiblomile lana kuze kuyevintshwa. lingawari zinja zami,sizabavubela phansi bonke abafun'ukuphazamisa izikeem zami zeloxion culga...aziwe magenge. iminwe phezulu.
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#24648 - 10/28/04 02:31 PM
Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
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Nkosi
 
Registered: 05/11/04
Posts: 1298
Loc: Emkhathini
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Akula fokolo zinja! Ngibopha intwana ezithreke iklobha ebhaya. Ziya noska ukuthi impintshi ziya gwaja, ukutshay' nyoni, yikho zihle zincede ospoksi, nge klobha enza uride ifokolo. Inkinga, balo mkhukhumezo umude, ungavele uthathe itempritsha uya cinta.
Eyakithi, ayihaleluyi fokolo, ngoba nginoksa ukuthi zonke intwana ziphethe iskelema. Lo bongani kabi yi frozen, ngoba ngiyabe ngirida umkhukhumezo. Wesi mo nxa engekho nithi.
So magenge, linga thathi thempritsha intwana ezingala mnyathi, woku val' imbiza.
Shoo majita! azibuye
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#24650 - 10/31/04 11:18 PM
Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
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Sakhamuzi
Registered: 04/15/03
Posts: 75
Loc: dayaspora
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dokotela eta topi. senginanzelele something topi- ngescamtho. u can tell aproximately how old someone is from ukuwita kwakhe plus iscamtho silama dialects iboyz ze sphakeni ziledialects yazo, esgwegweni it may be slightly different njalo njalo. otherwise keep them coming majents ![[clap]](graemlins/yelclap.gif)
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#24651 - 11/02/04 12:49 AM
Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
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Nkosi
 
Registered: 05/11/04
Posts: 1298
Loc: Emkhathini
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Heita Sandi! Fokolo bani mpintshi yam? Ya ulakho ukucava ukuthi impintshi uphuma kuphi kodwa - eloxion yikho lapho esphuma khona. Ngigcwala ngokuba lescamtho esibhaya mfo, ngikhumuke leyi mpintshi eprata ngescamtho waya-waya. Lalapho ngise ngidla, iscamtho besi blayind. Oksalayo, loba abanye osposki bebe rida angathi ungaprata ngescamtho usungu tsiba, ezakithi bezinga namatheli fokolo. Soweto. eyakini iyambrawa bloko mfo. Istrenja siyaku cinta bruru. Oro yini eyi esnathi? Kar wayi ungaze wangeja ku tshathi? Mina ngi ntswempi. Sri, azishe brawami! Shoo magenge, yinkint' ihlangene! ![[Smile]](images/icons/smile.gif)
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#24656 - 11/05/04 12:53 AM
Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
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Nkosi
 
Registered: 05/11/04
Posts: 1298
Loc: Emkhathini
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Ezoo bafethu! Prosi bani majita? Ngirida uFohloza ngaDaa, yiimpintshi na? Oro uwita ngefokolo eziyi nhlazi, phela thina singa skretsha, ngoba usibanda engavintsha ikhalenda leli.
Enhle-kanjani, sizimpintshi ze loxion, and sigcwala nge fokolo ezibhaya, ongagcwali ngestampa ezintswempi siyam ridisa uthuli. Ncamuthani kubo tsiba bonke loma hoqa, ba nokse ukuthi siphetheni. Mpintshi ye loxion kuze kuyevalwa!
Sri, Shoo mfethu! Mjida, Shoo mfethu! Soweto Shoo Mfethu! Fohloza Shoo!
Athani bafethu, vuthisani iloxion spirango!
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#24665 - 11/20/04 06:12 AM
Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
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Sakhamuzi
Registered: 11/01/04
Posts: 51
Loc: Khanada
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COME KHUTSHU KHUTSHU,ZIYAMBOROMA,ZIYAKHENCEZA....ALALA Ziwa ngani zkeem zam.Mina ngisharp shuta,ngibambe ngodli !.N-way ngenza ngaboma,abayaziyo bathi yithutshu kumbe yiNtsara !.Sisonke ok'salayo.Phambili ngobunandi,lime nges'phune Bakathwakazi. Nwe sengiyavaya,iyobonana ngamapatapata es'xokolweni.Vat kom jay frustan prat !
Bhudi Sirumula....ungwandu,yine shwala mebru.Ngezayizolo jeki...lawe uyazi,yi staff. Kighethu kighethu ~
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#24666 - 11/20/04 09:09 AM
Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
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Nkosi
 
Registered: 05/11/04
Posts: 1298
Loc: Emkhathini
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Eyakithi istrawbery badala. Ngeja mfo Mayisukela eloxion, lawe uya rida ukuthi siphethe ikhorinte elibhaya. Ola! Mpintshi eziphethe istamina sangaDaa, ngithi '7 bolova!'.
Eyakithi ibigamula ukuthi sibe sifasa izitompi lana, kodwa sizi loba ngescmatho esibhaya. Izitompi ezinjenge ze 'mbambo'
Enhle kanjani, ngiyacava ukuthi enkulumane kule yimpintshi ezingagcwali ngestamina se loxion. Adawas, baz'bopha omoyeni, babopha kuyi plastik ukuwita nges vetinam. Impintshi ye loxion ngu guluva ongaphathanga iplastik, kibo.
Mina vele, ngangi tshela iimpintshi, ukuthi noma kanjani. Noma ngaze ngibe yimpintshi ele fokolo legeje, uzongi bona eloxion labolova ngiphethe istampa esibhaya. Ogcwala ngoku cunta istampa siya mbhayela iskelemu, aze athi extshuzi.
Shoo majita, yonkint' ihlangene!
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#24667 - 11/22/04 07:39 AM
Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
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Sakhamuzi
Registered: 11/01/04
Posts: 51
Loc: Khanada
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Gaaah kirikiti, fasi bhrugwe ngoba aslandanga dlala la.Hosh bafethu labafethukazi,yineeyiswii...bec to bec thulamabota,ng'phila ngiyatopola.Otherwise ziyakhupha eloxion,niceness bantu ngiyajabula...kuthi ngigade umduli.Z'khuphani Dokotela...ngulalele mpinchi mpontsho,iza nazo kuze kuyevalwa,ngizakufakazela topi.Sirimula iyooo, sitshele istraight one thwaaaa !,kwapa !.Mahimbosi seng'pharuna
Jabula....usaphila !
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#24668 - 11/22/04 02:56 PM
Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
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Ndunankulu
Registered: 09/20/04
Posts: 805
Loc: ezintembeni
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#24669 - 11/22/04 11:02 PM
Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
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Ngqwele
Registered: 12/13/02
Posts: 106
Loc: Vietnam
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Fohloza, ungazihluphi dadewethu ngalezi ezikhulunywa ngo boyz lapha! Dinga uYK1 sibuyeleni kweyethu labo malimaza. Ngitsho leyana eyakho eyokulahla umlenze ngoba siphila kanye hk hk.
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#24670 - 11/23/04 07:26 AM
Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
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Sakhamuzi
Registered: 11/01/04
Posts: 51
Loc: Khanada
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Ahoyi zkeem zam, yini eyisweden khonangapha elikhona,zikhuphani emazabha.Ngithemba yi half half imthwalo yamadonki.Well ikhisimusi isiyinarid,kwenziwani okutsha mayents...any latest yini,mina sengihle ngathenga iz'gqoko zam .ngizabe ngicece ngicicima ngiyibucwazicwazi.Jabula mtakamama usaphila.Ngizadla ungqutshu ngize ngihlale phansi nginabe,ngehlise ngetarino,and ngiyakholisa njani.Ngiyabe ngigele ibhibho yami ngibe sengizithi okungu nike emuva,Bayogqwala ongwana.NginguMayisukela phela mina, Yekelomunye wena !!!!!!!!,uzwa kuthwa Mayisukela ucabanga ukuthi ngamabhanzi...uzezwa ingani uyatsha kanti vele kudala utshili.
Touch me not....ngiyapharuma bec to front. Iyoooo bazukulu iyooo,umalume sesithi njani. Spotoni bantwabahle !!!!, bathi yintsoro !!!,Ngilithanda ngobunengi benu,whether uyiblue,green kumbe yellow. Ik'sasa iyabekelwa !!!, mora
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#24671 - 11/23/04 08:09 PM
Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
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Sakhamuzi
Registered: 11/01/04
Posts: 51
Loc: Khanada
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1 2 thesti, Likhona na Emkopomboni,Meyi dey meyi deyi, Ziwangani,Over Over mina ngi ondere,zing'kobolile iwanguuuu !,asazi,Otherwise ngililalele,ngizithulele zwiii kungathi angilizwa...ok'salayo sigade one goneti kwapah ! Mnike mnkike nxasezisiwa,nxa sekukhala amasenglisi,kuzwakala imanzi ebhaya.Siyidlale ngekaMpostingo,time time kuyaninda okuyizinto lokhwana.Kuyamnayela ubongani kuhle kube yitsharara.Nwe change gear Some koll it isphune,some say Umdavazo,Some call it iGwamu,some say ifihlifohlo......Amabizo ankhona ayakwana bonke amasalala !!! Ziwa ngani Siri,Doc,Soz lani lonke eshamba sonke. Ongafuniyo kakhiphe obhonklanti abaphathazayo...bayamkhathaza.Pliz tshiyanani lezinto ezingaso zenu...uyabe ungumuntu onjani ofuna ukuzwa yonke into.Ginyani ama Ola,lingaphothathela izinto phezulu.Ongezwayo kabuze amahlanzi.Ok'salayo ngingowe Peace !!!!
Maziwe aziwe, Ngamapatapata mayents.Iyooooooo!!!
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#24675 - 11/30/04 12:21 AM
Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
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Nkosi
 
Registered: 05/11/04
Posts: 1298
Loc: Emkhathini
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Ngiyi napkin majemasi, bengiphethe ispansula bloko, yikho bengi ngekho ema roundini. Long temperitsha, nginga faki ivesi elibhaya.
Osposki abanga frustani ifokolo, kodwa begcwala ku ntswempi. Sizali gidlisa ikhorinte. Kodwa labo abangagcwali ngo fokolo yabolova, yiinkinga ebloko, liqhamuka emhlathini uphi? Gcwalani nge stampa esihlanganisa iimpintshi, ngefokolo engu swi.
Kule ntwana enga geciyo umzilikazi, onganotshiyo ukuthi unga fasa ubongani ngaDaa, uya shiswa yi bhonklinklo, engela mnyathi ezaku lumathisa bloko.
Mpintshi zam, zangaDaa, Siri, Soweto, Mjida, Mayisukela, Mongameli - wisani
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#24678 - 12/04/04 03:41 PM
Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
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Sikhulu
Registered: 01/20/04
Posts: 286
Loc: Next Door
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Eita majemeni! Hola nga Daa! Bengiyi absent these days ziminyile bo tsotsi lani liyanoxa ukuthi amagemu ayi trimuka time time,so Wat wat bolova zikhiphani? khiphani phela ijob s'bone engxenye singayeqa ngeKrizo, Kanti Simurila,Dok,Lobs,Soweto(Kasi) fakani umtonyo phela majida what kind? ------------------------------------------------ Once a Buccaneer always a Mjemani ![[clap]](graemlins/yelclap.gif)
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#24679 - 12/05/04 07:51 AM
Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
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Nduna
Registered: 10/18/03
Posts: 436
Loc: Bengo central place
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Hola bobhododloza,lithini zikhokho zami,long douglas,yini eyifanuel bafethu.mina ngichayile edenmark,aziboromi...but Mjida for sure ntanga ichrizo iyazwata,kusamele amajida avuse iplanka kuwe amastranger njengoba isikampara siyi wankomu.Soweto,lawe uyaqava ukuthi,"omangumba bavaya lami,mangumba,mangumba mina ngivaya nawe" worse njani nxa sesivayindele iskampara esiqamukayo esile red top plus iquarter yemainstay babakhe...Soweto babakhe,awazi ukuthi ukhuthani. shutazi
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#24686 - 01/06/05 07:29 AM
Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
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Nduna
Registered: 10/18/03
Posts: 436
Loc: Bengo central place
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Hola bafethu....bafethu nje,aahaaa haa kumnandi,ziyakhupha.happy new wear magenge sesingenjile worse njani mina ngikwane manamunede,no moses,zazimporoma kwaze kwasa. Azania,kwana ntanga,kugrand,aziwe mooh. adawise Soweto,Doc...hk hk shooh bafethu,long nteletsha,long titus...hk hk.kumnandi,aziwe. fele bafethu. shooh case.
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#24687 - 01/06/05 01:46 PM
Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
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Mafikizolo
Registered: 12/31/04
Posts: 13
Loc: eKasi lamaKasi
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quote: Originally posted by mongameli kazulu: Boboyz bemawezi lamasaladi iscamtho senu sisuzile. lokhu kufuna thina esakhumukela enkomitshini.
siyalazi macelebrity omkokotelwa,abant'abazenza abazi ngcono ngawo wonk'amadaideng,bathi bapheth'isinjonjo.mara suk'uyaKlema.Scamtha sikumamele ![[kill]](graemlins/kill.gif)
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#24698 - 03/18/05 01:05 AM
Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
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Nkosi
 
Registered: 05/14/04
Posts: 2123
Loc: Ayowa
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#24705 - 03/19/05 11:48 AM
Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
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Nkosi
 
Registered: 05/11/04
Posts: 1298
Loc: Emkhathini
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quote: Originally posted by Mabhidliza Tsunami Gagasi: [QB]..BesengiMalawi ukuthi kwaba yiZwide eschamthweni what khanka...
Uburere lana sbali.
Soweto, Inex yam ilekhabe elikhulu fethu fore frozen plastik. Kumele ngiqhwande ibaroni. hk hk.
Bilisto, siwita ngefokolo ezinengi ngaYii. eziqakathekileyo empisini yabojeki bema eri. Ngaa uyaqava ukuthi sigcwala njani nge nex lezi.
Majita! One love bafethu. Azishe wayawaya!
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#24709 - 03/21/05 08:06 AM
Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
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Nkosi
 
Registered: 05/11/04
Posts: 1298
Loc: Emkhathini
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Dabuka, Ngeja mfo. kulezi nsumpa angila tete loku rida ezinye iprosi, ngibheka ifokolo ze loxion.
Ngigamula ngise ngidla, epitoli siyabe simbrawa nge stranger lama castrol siblomile lama jita, inyamazana isisha wayawaya. Singagamuli fokolo, osherperd begcwala ngathi kunjalo, ikakhulu ama nestle. Ende siwanikeza umsipha wayawaya.
Besithi ngefrayazi, sihle siqale iphakethi till sande eku sentinary. Lapho iscamtho sasisiwa bhaya, lama jemasi. Exe kanjani, olova bebegcwala nge stampa seloxion esile athi.
Iskapenya besingunatshi, kodwa manj' deng'. Ispansula singi thwalele ubhulu bafethu.
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#24710 - 03/22/05 03:08 PM
Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
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Sikhulu
Registered: 01/20/04
Posts: 286
Loc: Next Door
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Bafethu, Zithini lamhla, kimi zihlangene, ngithe ngidlule eroundini ngibopha amajele ukuba ayiswissroll yini? Enkulumani angingeji these days kuyangibhora blind angigcwali ngamabharoni alenkamba njengabotitsha bebhundu boys. Second half gents.  -------------------------------------------------- Tsotsi khiphi'dayimana! --------------------------------------------------
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#24715 - 04/15/05 11:31 AM
Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
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Nkosi
 
Registered: 05/11/04
Posts: 1298
Loc: Emkhathini
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Heita bolova!
Siru, uyanotsha ifokolo zama jita, bengingeze ngilahle impitshi yam' yama mpela ebi camtha lami, ngaDaa. Asifase inex ezijampileyo lana, uSibanda uzaze asiphe imedali fethu, ngoba erida ukuthi olova baphethe istamina esile athi.
Oro, iimpintshi engagcwali nge plani yamajita, sizoyi bhekisa, i accident ngaDaa, sizingwenya la. Siyayimela sbali, no extshuzi.
Iminwe phakathi!
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#24719 - 05/03/05 05:02 PM
Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
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Ngqwele
Registered: 11/07/01
Posts: 148
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Owzat majita! Sengiyi nam'nede ndawo after long tete no skeleton.
Backstroke mora!. Shaap.
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#24731 - 09/16/05 03:00 PM
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Nduna
   
Registered: 08/12/05
Posts: 457
Loc: EMNQAMLEZWENI
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Eish,tha moja ntwana zasedladleni,Doc,lawe Siru. Kubhaya more maling'shaya ngecome duze langom come around kule inumber number yenu bafethu. Bengis'kreka ngithi yo,intwana zizong'lahla kanti denge,isfokolo sneks.Kanti ezang'kini zona ziyayijuma yini imbuktros.Ngadaa ingamawazawaza .Amavevane kagijimisi leyo,wona agcwala ngokuthi akumumuze ubongani fela.Manje eish,uhlanya lwami lona luyithatha kabi lendaba,luhle luthi denge,one time two time lutsore. Seng'kwantshile bafethu,ngizolibona second half.
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#24739 - 09/23/05 10:36 AM
Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
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Nduna
   
Registered: 08/12/05
Posts: 457
Loc: EMNQAMLEZWENI
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Ola bafeeeeethu!lsiyinariti inumber number.Ngithi yebo yes,Mnini kwi 18 area,khalakasha! Yizo,siyagroova akekho ugogo,Siru Doc lawe ntwana yami Msupa,yini eyiswinton? Kimi izebhedi i ayire bafethu.Umnqamekelo ungidlal' ibhotshi magenga,kari ingaraa ledaai deng eliyiqamba ngembuktros?Doc akusho mtshana,ver vas jy? Siru utswere style bani,vat hanan? Kari ii? Lincanywa yikuthi ngigamule ukuvayisa amafingerprints nge 5 versus 1?.Yini ngawe bhade lami?Ake lingiweze izkeem eziyi esnathi. Tha bafethu ,Siru iextra time isiyi whaksee,so ngizokufotshola ngamashoot outs baba wami,khonapho ngezitete zama haa pas.Lapho ke ngiyakugamulela bhade lami,ari pope sal dans. Babizeni bonke bazobona senzani,kucima iyibani dlozi lami.
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#24740 - 09/24/05 10:10 PM
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Nkosi
 
Registered: 05/14/04
Posts: 2123
Loc: Ayowa
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#24741 - 09/29/05 11:40 AM
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Mafikizolo
Registered: 09/27/05
Posts: 18
Loc: Maphisa
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quote: Originally posted by Dokotela: Ma impintshi isithi faka isforo, itsho ukuthi ngicela umentshisi. Ikakhulu ezibhemayo.
Uku brama yiku hlukana lengcekeza yomzimba ephethwe ngu mtshaza.
Nicely put Doc
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#24747 - 10/28/05 02:50 AM
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Sikhulu
Registered: 05/01/03
Posts: 225
Loc: emqansweni wakofambeki
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Ngiyalirida bafethu ilyric lenu libhaya.Lithayime i 5 aside ngoba amafinger prints ayavaya,lingakhohlwa ngodade uayida ngoba uyakuncuka ngokuyakwetete.Crime crime boguluva.
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#33935 - 06/06/07 03:55 PM
Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
[Re: Sirumula]
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Mafikizolo
Registered: 06/06/07
Posts: 3
Loc: UK
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iscamtho lesi siyiswimbombo,ngizengakhumbula edangerous(home)sengi ringa lomasalamusi(mum)esevele enganoxi ukuthi vtsei.bafowethu keep it real
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#34086 - 06/18/07 01:35 PM
Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
[Re: Zwangendaba]
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Nduna
   
Registered: 08/12/05
Posts: 457
Loc: EMNQAMLEZWENI
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Teachers and the windfall . . .
Here and There with Matthew Dhlamini
THE saying that you never miss the water till the well runs dry must have brought teachers and other civil servants that feeling of de ja vu as they went from one ATM to another last Saturday in search of their back pays after the recent review of salaries by their employer.
We have been taken for a ride again, yinto yabo, some must have thought. I am sure most of them spent the week after the announcement of a 600 plus percent pay increase singing: “Woza Friday, uze lenjabulo”, but come Saturday they were singing the blues bengelalutho. I am told there was a scramble for the few available bearer cheques after inyoni ntshantshaza, the ATM, failed to produce more. Everybody wanted a piece of the windfall but the early birds had taken the fattest worm, leaving the rest desperate. Some took advantage of this desperation to delay their return to their stations in Binga and Nkayi. “Asikabi lemali yokugada,” one teacher was heard saying. But of course they drank till the cows came home, on a borrowed purse, of course. I am told it was easier to borrow a few crates of beer at a shebeen on the strength of the back pay last weekend than it is to be a trailer at the cabinet at Masina. OSibanda would not hear of it even when you offer ukunatha ngezithende – that is running their errands in order to get a sip of umqombothi. The battle for survival or is it dominance over the new salary started in the homes with usekazibani telling his wife that his salary number was skipped by the computer for unknown reasons and the lady of the house itching to lay her hands on the latest payslip. There is this fellow in Tshabalala who took advantage of his wife’s illiteracy to show her a payslip that was not even his, with a reduced net pay to prove that he did not earn as much as she thought. He would complain bitterly about the deductions that month and blamed it on “crooks” that man the ZIMTA office. The guy even had the guts to give her the payslip knowing and she would not know the difference. There is no reward for guessing right who the beneficiary of the difference in the actual and ghost salaries would be. Idlalicatsha. No wonder women have the PhD – the Pull Her Down syndrome. I can hear members of the Women’s Lib cursing “Male chauvinist pig”. I hear Dlodlo’s list of creditors grew by 50 percent when payday approached. “Usayikhumbula iphasela kaNdlovu?” and amount was duly deducted and shoved into the back pocket. Even those without cows still drink the milk, so even those without pay rises still get a share of the back pay – bathi badla emhlambini. Shops were not to miss the chance. Workers of this clothing chain store knocked off late on Saturday as they changed prices upwards. A shoe that cost $1 million on Saturday afternoon was going for $3.5 million after 8pm when they knocked off. Who ever said old stock can never appreciate value? Thieves and pickpockets also made a killing. A soldier’s wife from Imbizo Barracks was left wailing in a sanitary lane after feja feja boys had asked her to choose and open one of three bottle top with a small ball inside and walk away with a big prize. Somehow she guessed the right bottle top when the stake was low and cursed herself for winning small prizes. Then she placed bigger amounts at stake in the hope she would recover what she had lost but somehow missed the right lid when she was sure she had seen where the small ball was. After thirty minutes of “betting” huge amounts with the encouragement of other “punters”, who ironically were winning, she had lost $2 million and was heard asking for directions to the nearest police station, wailing: “Mari yangu . . .” The gamblers had disappeared. Bottle stores recorded soaring business last weekend although that chap who claimed to have discovered a dead snake in his scud nearly put indlamanzi. I am told one sporori who feared that the supply of ilotion would stop, vowed that he knew that guy and his tricks. He queried why it took him till the scud was empty to find the dead snake. Rumour has it that the guy put the reptile in the empty scud in order to claim a refund. We still have to hear from the brewers Delta. Shebeens also had a field day, or is it night. After many months of low patronage due to the hard times clients had fallen, MaMkhize suddenly had a full house, thanks to the teachers’ windfall. And she made maximum rip-offs from it. Besides asking patrons to pay isikwelede sakho owasitshiyayo kuqala, she claimed angila change when presented with bills of large amounts and recorded the beer each customer ordered. Besides helping them down the beer, she also inflated the bill by a few quarts. These were either converted to her own use or sold for the second if not third time to desperate revellers. It was like in the olden days. USitshela had two iziporori as bodyguards in tow to help him spend the windfall. Funny enough he still wears a shoe esinyathela ngembambo. Those who have been to his lodgings say he sleeps on the floor as he has no bed. The initiated refer to his ordeal ukuvuka njenge nkomo because he has to go on all fours in order to get up every morning. At another “speed bar” two fellows abacina kudala ukuba lemali were trying to out-buy each other to impress the queen, uSisKha. Indwangu ingadobha impembe bakithi. Each one had a burning desire for her. Each guy told himself it was today or never – and the game began. Shebeen queens are sometimes hard to date as you have to wait for the last client to leave. Each man bought beer, even for other patrons, hoping his rival would give up and go but would be surprised to hear: “Ngicela two”. I am told at times uSisKha would not bother to bring the “two” but would collect the money, anyway. As the two guys thought zizakhipha, they were shocked to hear the birds chirping outside at dawn and uSisKha told them “Hambani abantwana sebefuna ukuthanyela.” When one of them tried to sweet talk her into submission she shot back “Akusayenzi sekusile”. She told them to come back some other time if they want, and the two guys left, each blaming the other for ukuthancisa umjibila. Then there was this guy who walked into his yard at daybreak from his nocturnal escapades and found his wife already cleaning the house. He knew trouble was brewing over his miscellaneous act and sat on the sofa in anticipation of the thunder and storm, with his defence outline already prepared. “Engabuza ngizathi sibotshwe eshabeen,” he told himself. His wife continued with her cleaning as if he was not there. When she did not ask any questions the guy felt the pangs of guilt and tried to break the silence: “Selibona nya mama . . . ?” I am told the wife looked at the guy and answered matter-of-factly: “Don’t worry, lami ngisanda kungena . . .” The guy turned sober. He could not stand the thought of a possible betrayal by his wife. He could not imagine her in the hands of another man and he burst out sobbing bitterly. “Manje ukhalelani?” she asked him. “Yikuthi kubuhlungu mama.” The Mampara of the Week is of course uGidiza. Here is a guy who has allegedly abandoned his family and team to buy idlalicatsha a satellite dish while his children have been forced to change schools because their mother cannot afford bus fare. AbeSundowns feel let down by their newly-appointed player-coach who also abandoned them during their game against Dynamos. Sundowns lost 0-1. In Zimbabwe the men kabayikwenda Gidiza. Like jet-fighters they always return back to base. This reminds me of this housewife who got tired of her husbands escapades that she bought a puppy, and named it Udingelinjani. Lets talk on mdhlax2602@yahoo.co.uk
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Masiyephambili!
To err is humane..But when the eraser wears out ahead of the pencil,you are overdoing it.
lgeja libuya nenkankula
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#34089 - 06/18/07 02:36 PM
Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
[Re: Zwangendaba]
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Sakhamuzi
Registered: 05/15/06
Posts: 52
Loc: emabhonobono
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Bafowethu.
Nxa kuthiwa "UYATRIMUKA" kutshoni?
Ncedani lina abazi ezenkomponi. Otherwise ngiyatshay' umuntu ngenduku kanti uyangibingelela.
Li Zwangendaba hk hk hk hk ha ha he he hk hk hk, nguban'othi Zwangs uyathirimuka?
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Azinqotshwe
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#38646 - 06/18/08 09:19 AM
Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
[Re: mninimuzi]
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Ngqwele
Registered: 02/21/08
Posts: 166
Loc: KZN
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Here and there
Kanti lensizwa eyayishaya amahlaya la ku chronicle seyayaphi? I used to like the column, the guy was and is a star.
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Novus Ordo Seclorum
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