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#24590 - 09/27/04 10:49 PM ls'camtho senkomponi!
Sirumula Offline
Nduna

Registered: 10/18/03
Posts: 436
Loc: Bengo central place
Zikhuphani?yini eyisweden kini lonke?mina ngiblomile akula nax,ngilokhu ngizama ukuphanda.ngithi asikeni sithi nkomponi sikhumbule lana esiphuma khona bafethu.
bhoza majida,khwampa.
asiyihlanganiseni.

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#24591 - 09/28/04 08:37 AM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Dokotela Offline
Nkosi
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Registered: 05/11/04
Posts: 1298
Loc: Emkhathini
Sbali, Thanx for iTopic ezasi updata ngokuthi inscamtho sivaya kanjani ekhaya, otherwise singa cina sesingani sivela ekhameruni ma sifika ema eriyeni. Ima ngifake lami engangi jwayele ukuzwa umpintshi zikutsho. Ngiyazi ukuthi ngi out-of-date.

Ehh mdala, faka phela isforo.

Kanti eyakini ayi gcwali yini nge prosi ezingu swi?

Uyay' cava yini impintshi leyana estika ekhorinteni?

Ey Majita, sengi funa uku tsora.

Umafenda wakhe uye brintshowa (brama).

Mina angi mbrawi.

Ngithe ngiyam rida ngabona ukuthi undavekile.

[Big Grin]

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#24592 - 09/28/04 08:48 AM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Sisa Offline
Mafikizolo

Registered: 09/02/04
Posts: 15
Loc: Bulawayo
Dokotela translator phela! Mina nxa ungasatshongo ukthi kutshoni i remain lost!

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#24593 - 09/28/04 11:01 AM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
soweto Offline
Sikhulu
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Registered: 11/02/03
Posts: 245
Loc: emazweni abanikazi
Sisa,
nxa usithi uko***doyi njengokutsho kwakho daza kumele urimote ukuthi uDok ubesabatha nkonzo bani. otherwise yini eyi nayilon magents asiweni esenkomponi.
ngisayageca umzilikazi kamatshobana ngoba ngisanda kuvuthuka and then ngithi spampreki ngiyephanda njengamanye amajangarajimu. [kill]
ongahaswayo kasnabe edenmark

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#24594 - 09/28/04 02:43 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Dokotela Offline
Nkosi
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Ma impintshi isithi faka isforo, itsho ukuthi ngicela umentshisi. Ikakhulu ezibhemayo.

Iprosi just means things, you normally get this from amajita ema eriyen ayabe ethengisa normally stolen goods.

Uku stika, is to stay khokhorinteni will be to mean ekhoneni.

Ukutsora yiku chama.

Uku brama yiku hlukana lengcekeza yomzimba ephethwe ngu mtshaza.

uku mbrawa yiku dakwa, abanye bathi yiku ndaveka.

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#24595 - 09/28/04 03:16 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
soweto Offline
Sikhulu
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Registered: 11/02/03
Posts: 245
Loc: emazweni abanikazi
dokotela, iscamtho sakho soku brama simnandere, ukwehlukana lengcekeza ephethwe ngumtshakazo through umdikhoni

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#24596 - 09/29/04 03:24 AM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Sirumula Offline
Nduna

Registered: 10/18/03
Posts: 436
Loc: Bengo central place
majimbozi,yini eyininabuluka?lilokhu lincamtha blind majida,Doc uziphethe baba,aziwe daza topcase.
Sisa uvaah wena ongagamuli is'camtho senkomponi,ususifaka ipressure ngamla ngoba ukutranslator is'camu kutrick.
wawuvintsha yini esixhokolweni soweto?ngangeja esixhokolweni sikamaDube esikhobeni baphosa bangifaka ikapela topi.
Doc sengisizwa ingani ngiblome emgelweni duze lekhoriteni likamakhesto uyazi.ziyamporoma majida.azibuye.

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#24597 - 09/29/04 07:46 AM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Dokotela Offline
Nkosi
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Posts: 1298
Loc: Emkhathini
Ehh Mujida! Angisa notshi isitampa sakho.
Umafenda, kumbe impintshi enga ukujeyela, uyathi "Uyang' jayivela".

Kulama gama amanengi atsho ukwehlukana lomhluzi womzimba nge senzo isigoqela owesifazane lowesilisa besebenzisa izitho sanga sese. Abanye bathi "Yikubulala inyoni", "Uku bhukutsha", "Ukutshaya".

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#24598 - 09/29/04 11:34 AM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
soweto Offline
Sikhulu
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Registered: 11/02/03
Posts: 245
Loc: emazweni abanikazi
sirimula esxhokolweni besixokozela khona kuze kuvintshwe khwampaa emabhavini engutsheni yomdogara.
Doc topcase athini amawazawaza mpintshimpontsho

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#24599 - 09/30/04 01:25 AM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Sirumula Offline
Nduna

Registered: 10/18/03
Posts: 436
Loc: Bengo central place
majida asekasi...7 phezulu bafethu!Soweto,Doc yini engu esinathi?mina ngiyi swiss jewelry,akula moko,yonk'into ihlangene.
Soweto,lalixokozela khwampa esixhokolweni,yizo yizo topcase.
avaah amanje amajida engavitshi lana sike sizishubise kayi one.
iscud basibiza skampara,isese balibiza selbourne,nxa sokusiwa istraight semainstay,amajida ayethi asiwe istremuka or istranger.
check icoast majida,ziyamporoma.siyohlangana emarket ngamapasti.
shutazi.

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#24600 - 09/30/04 07:44 AM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Dokotela Offline
Nkosi
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Loc: Emkhathini
Ehh majita, mina ngi ntswempi! Impintshi bezi biza ama "spirits/mainstay/gilberts" endava nge "nsimbi". Ungarida impintshi zibuthene ebhikiri, uyahle ucave ukuthi zinatha insimbi. Ukudakwa ngezinye izikhathi bathi yiku limala.

Impintshi ebulala inyoni blayind, bathi yi mpongo. Besilazo impintshi eloxion ezikhalisa isendlisi, kuze kutshise phansi laphezulu.

Eyakithi yake yazama uku ndava okwe tete elingu thithi, kodwa kwehlula. Ngangi sese ngidla, nga raa. Uku bheja igwabalanda, maya.

Izixhokolo angiz' cavi.

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#24601 - 09/30/04 09:12 AM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
soweto Offline
Sikhulu
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Posts: 245
Loc: emazweni abanikazi
ola, isenglisi liyakhala nxa kumele likhale topi, manje ungathi skokobeni emaketi ujunte i waking up the oxen ubususithi stranger se mainstay kuyabe kuzanyiwana enyonini ikakhulu nxa ungayijunta esxhokolweni inyoni yakhona ingayisiyo yakho ingeyomnikazi uhle uyikarabhe anagani usembejini.

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#24602 - 09/30/04 09:46 AM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Dokotela Offline
Nkosi
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Posts: 1298
Loc: Emkhathini
7! Isendlisi liya vithuza umzilikazi, lingakhala blayind. Uyacava ukuthi ngayii kule ngculazi ebheda kubi, yikho kumele usebenzise ama sidiz.

Inex enguswi ngu mzukulu ogcwala ngawe nine-nine ole nex ebhaya, angela zikhonkothi. Kuba blayinderi engadlala lo bongani.

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#24603 - 09/30/04 08:47 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Sirumula Offline
Nduna

Registered: 10/18/03
Posts: 436
Loc: Bengo central place
liyangihlephuna bafethu ngesincamu,kublayind majida.Doc esixhokolweni kuseshalasti mpintshiyami.Soweto,hk hk ungajunta iwake up oxen emakhethi esikhobeni,uthi stremuka semainstay,uthi ibhola lekhokhokho,isendlisi liyakhala kuze kuse.kusamele ligqokwe icd baba uvale impabanga kabongani..hk hk.
majida second half!azikhuphe full tete.

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#24604 - 10/01/04 09:25 AM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
soweto Offline
Sikhulu
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impabanga ka bongani kumele ihlale ivaliwe topi nxa kukhala isnglisi ngoba ingahlala egcekeni njengeye postango siyakudlela inkubalo usese ngumaboyzeni. hk hk

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#24605 - 10/01/04 02:04 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Mabila Offline
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Loc: Ayowa
Hayi lina agh! Liyasephula imbambo hk hk. Impabanga kabongani hk hk hk idlisa inkubalo ingahlala ingaqgokanga hk hk hk [kill]

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#24606 - 10/01/04 03:00 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Dokotela Offline
Nkosi
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Posts: 1298
Loc: Emkhathini
Ye uqinisile impandula ka bongani, kumele iphatheke grendi, ngoba ubongani enga cina ekubambisa ngo mkhukhumezo. So yonke impintshi kumele ifake i sidii, ingaka thathi thempiritsha.

Ngayii kulo mzukulu ehlezi ubhejane, spoksi. I aki lakhona ngumhlaba. Leli ungali rida uyatsora unga thathanga ithempiritsha. Ismoke ugcwala nge nyuku, impintshi yonke ephethe umtonyo iyavungula, sbali.

[Big Grin]

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#24607 - 10/01/04 03:05 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Dokotela Offline
Nkosi
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Lina bafana linga matsotsi, hmmmn?

Ngizali bophisa. Hk Hk [Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Smile]

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#24608 - 10/01/04 07:17 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Sirumula Offline
Nduna

Registered: 10/18/03
Posts: 436
Loc: Bengo central place
Magenge ekasi,ziwa ngani?kumoja bafethu and lisiphethe maboto isitampa..liyangiqamula bafethu.ubongani[born gun] kusamele ahlale ethrekile ikepango[kepesi] avale impandula ngoba angadibana labanye abafethu phansi emlindini bamdlale 10-nya.
Doc faka isicwanga uvungule lawe umabina njengoba egcwala ngeskelemu esibhaya...hk hk.Doc mtshele ukuthi uzangenisa impandula kabongani kuphela,ngeke ungenise umzimba wonke,kodwa wena uyaqava ukuthi umlamba ungathi mpabanga lomzimba uyalandela.
bafethu igrendi,fetsele viye.hlale wazi ukuthi ngibheke lina.gcwala 7.

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#24609 - 10/02/04 01:10 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
soweto Offline
Sikhulu
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Registered: 11/02/03
Posts: 245
Loc: emazweni abanikazi
ubongani vele kucelwa ukuyanswa ukhakhayi lwakhe kuqambi umabina engavungula then wena uhle utshelelise yonke baba, kukhale isenglisi njenge senglisi,kodwa ithrekom kabongani kumele ibe iyinabuluka all the crime hk hk hk otherwise uBanda kumbe uPhiri uyazwanta ezokukhuluma immbali yakho wena usubheke ppheztulu one time, efike ethi,
mufana wakhura simkhangere sonke rayinini rapha kodwa ubakuthanda kushaya nyoni ngimshela nshukuzonke kuti kagcoke mapulasitiki agcokwa nxa uzeka yena inkani bhe namuhla nguye ro arere raphi phambi kwami ndaba oh renyoni izabaceda bafana rayinini rapha hk hk hk

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#24610 - 10/02/04 05:37 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Sirumula Offline
Nduna

Registered: 10/18/03
Posts: 436
Loc: Bengo central place
Skeem sami.zithini bomashamplani fakani iplanka phela...ungezwa sokuvaya njalo uhle ukwazi ukuthi abafethu sebencanywa yizifokolo one time,kuyaba sokufunakala istremuka kumbe ihopopo[khokhokho].otherwise zikhuphani majida?Doc khwampa gazilami,yini eyinamba plate,mina lapha zenge topcase,ngiblomile akula nax uyazi.
kumnandi kunjeya,Soweto s'gebengu sesikhobeni,zu 7 mayiphelele babawami.
gcwala 7.

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#24611 - 10/03/04 02:07 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
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Sikhulu
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Posts: 245
Loc: emazweni abanikazi
sirumula, iplanka topi these days alibotshwa baba, ukubhamara kuphela enkomponi no hopopo no stremuka, sesizinamathisela(nathela) amasarafina(amasese) topi, laso iskaniya(skali) esikhukhumeleyo(eskhulu) sesidubuka(sesidula) selake lanamathisela e valley yini gents?

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#24612 - 10/04/04 11:24 AM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Dokotela Offline
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Registered: 05/11/04
Posts: 1298
Loc: Emkhathini
7! Iplanka denge, bafethu zikhupha opopayi. Angiboni nex ngaphandle kwemithi. Ugcwala ngokuthi umabina ngim bhayele isikelemu esibhaya? Ngiya skretsha mfethu, sengaba ligwabalanda. Kodwa akukubi uku tsora ucava ukuthi utsorela igazi. Kufuna isibindi, kuyamele ngithi khokhokho kumbe i"anti-histamine" besengi faka impandula ngaraa. Lapho ithreking aydingakali, siyabe sigcwala nge ngongomtshane ibhaya. [Big Grin]

Ismoko, angindavi, njalo engi bheji umhlangano. Ngiyimpintshi ephila ngoku bala ibhayiskopo. Kodwa ngisa namathela, kwakusitsha inyoni mfethu, waya waya. Bengi spina.

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#24613 - 10/05/04 12:16 AM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
soweto Offline
Sikhulu
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Registered: 11/02/03
Posts: 245
Loc: emazweni abanikazi
dokotela uyangubulala mpintshi yami, uphila ngokubangula ibhayisikopo kanti lona labhalwa ngubani? uyakukholwa konke okubangula ebhayiskopeni baba wami, lami anginamathiseli kodwa ihopopo ngiyahlanganisa, umhlangano angibhenki.

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#24614 - 10/04/04 02:32 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
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Nkosi
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Posts: 1298
Loc: Emkhathini
Ngisa gidla topi, iscamtho. bengifunda lempintshi ezicamtha blayind. Ngithe ngi se va, ngahlamuka le mpintshi eziwita nge scamtho wayawaya. Yikho, ma ngi wita nge scamtho ngigaya zona.

Kanti eyakini Soweto, u athani ejozi? Mna ngise ekhwetha mfo, sengi khathele ngama bheya, lezibusiso sbali.

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#24615 - 10/05/04 09:35 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Sirumula Offline
Nduna

Registered: 10/18/03
Posts: 436
Loc: Bengo central place
Gcwala 7,majida ekasi,zimporoma ngani?akube mnandi kube njeya,liyangigcwalisela bafethu.uDoc sewaba ligwababa kasafuni kulufihla,awufuni kuthaba inyosi emlindini Doc,uluju lumnandere bafethu...eiyi but uNkulunkulu wasidlalisa kubi,why efaka ibilebile phezulu koluju...Doc umabina kusamele umhlale ibhobola wayawaya.
majida,khwampa ngamapasti.

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#24616 - 10/06/04 03:53 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
soweto Offline
Sikhulu
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Registered: 11/02/03
Posts: 245
Loc: emazweni abanikazi
Doc uthi usukhathele ngama bhenjamin lezbusiso kheza baba isthonco uyanse edenmark. Sirumula baba sewakheza yini topecasse kumbe lawe utshaya igame thalaza hk hk hk
second half ngamula zami khwampaa egrand stand

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#24617 - 10/06/04 08:00 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
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Nkosi
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Registered: 05/11/04
Posts: 1298
Loc: Emkhathini
Ola Ola! Nex bani majimbos? Mina waa. Kanti Soweto eyakini, iyatshadisa ithalaza. Awuka khezi mfo? Mina lami angikakhezi. Ngiya skretsha uku tshadisa ithalaza ngoba hantsho ngathi ngi baza ibhayiskopo.

Mina ngigcwala ngoluju-luju mfo.

Namhla kuphepha ndaba kulo masantsho uthwele isigqoko, izibusiso le deri egcekeni. Ngizwe ngidana blayind.

Amabhenjamin la, mfethu. Uyahlala uyi frozeni, unga tsora ma ungajayelanga.

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#24618 - 10/08/04 03:57 AM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Sirumula Offline
Nduna

Registered: 10/18/03
Posts: 436
Loc: Bengo central place
magenge,zisha ngani?yini eyiswintila?mina ngi onere.soweto mina ithalaza neva topi angiyincastwa,ngeze ngidlale umacatshelana lobongani uluju luyinabuluka emakhostini lawe uyacava topcase.so ziboroma njani this wkend majida?iplanka liyavuthuka yini kumbe lonke liblomile ezabha till Monday?mina vele kulotshiwe embhalweni ukuthi ngingatholakali ngingela planka ngempelaviki,so vele ngiyazimporomisa fulham.ugasela[igas] uzanathwa kuze kuse.
khwampa,s'bhakela kuscreen,gcwala 7.manini ngiyedinga lami umangcaza outdoors.shooh bafethu.
shutazi.

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#24619 - 10/08/04 10:11 AM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
soweto Offline
Sikhulu
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Registered: 11/02/03
Posts: 245
Loc: emazweni abanikazi
vele kumele nge vikara(wkend) ziwe majida iplanka kumele lihlale libaziwe nxa ungumjida mina ngiyaziwisa lamajida one time le hopopo iyabe iyimnambithi,Doc baba yini eyihaleluya topcase akuthini amakasayi.Ithalaza ayidlisi bafethu phambili ngembukutrosi phansi nge five a side.
second half majimbosi khwampaa egrand stand.
Doc li Sirumula liyazwanta yini ko***doyi nge krizo magents? nxa lizwanta kumele sibe yi vodafone siziwise live

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#24620 - 10/08/04 07:33 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
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Nkosi
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Ehh majita, liyang gcwalisela bloko. Mina ngi ngu nswempi. Angi athi nex nge wikendi my bruru. Mhlawumbe omunye wama kasayi la, anga ngifaka imbuktrosi. Kudamaskasi ngacima ukunantshuza iprosi. Maybe nge khrizo, ngiyabe ngingu vodafone, angila shutazi kodwa.

Kar akula mafenda, esincamthin? Wozani bodade sijampele nge scamtho esibhaya. Mhlawumbe singa cima sibhaya iskelemu. Hk Hk.

Shooh bafethu!

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#24621 - 10/08/04 11:37 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Mabhidliza Tsunami Gagasi Offline
Sikhulu

Registered: 01/20/04
Posts: 286
Loc: Next Door
Sure! Majimbos lana angisayidobhi kahlekahle kodwa ischam'tho sisuke singeje sweetness,Otherwise ekaBongani ungathi yiyo eyiswimming pool,ngoba nxa uyiAwuthi elenkwilimba ungakhonkotha ukutrekisa ikopo lika Bongs umafenda ungamthola ethonta uAyida kuhle kube yigamedown bakunathe enkomponi...eh magents ngisake ngithi Tri1 ngizaliqava time time....

Lesi ke lisasiqava yini..Exsay wat's your Wawaaa,Why you jouling out side ways like a flicki'n scaver,Do you wanna Hassel with me or waat,Exsay waatch yourself,I am gonna grab my flick and am hitting out to Thunder,catch yu later dudes.

Sure Bafoza ngizaliqamula nge technical technical ngisayatshuna ibhodo.

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It is better to sell tomatoes and elastic at Egodini rank rather than be a frontman for the Tshabi's ideology.....NO NO NO! [clap]

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#24622 - 10/09/04 09:50 AM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Sirumula Offline
Nduna

Registered: 10/18/03
Posts: 436
Loc: Bengo central place
Magenge liyaziwisa blind,mina ngimnandi kabi and right now ngiburewe bafethu feya feya.yini eyinaphukheni kini lonke majida,mina swintila khwampa.ivikara vele kusamele iborome ngeplanka..kusamele livuthuke iplanka magenge.D...O....C zithini ngamla...uyangiphakulela topcase...Soweto eiyi mina bengigcwala ukuzwanta ekhameruni kodwa ziyabhendeka topcase,lawe uyacava ukuthi ukuzwanta ecanada ngechristoz kuyadlisa but ziyaminya topiza..
otherwise nswabalanda majida..gcwala 7.

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#24623 - 10/09/04 09:54 AM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Sirumula Offline
Nduna

Registered: 10/18/03
Posts: 436
Loc: Bengo central place
Mjida emajideni zwanta topcase yikho lana esigamula enkomponi fulham...azishe full tete no boundary...ziyehla ziyajuluka memba...nuya lazo....mina ngiyisuitcase topiza and konke kuyiswimming pool lawe uyacava ukuthi ziyamporoma.

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#24624 - 10/09/04 10:55 AM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
soweto Offline
Sikhulu
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Registered: 11/02/03
Posts: 245
Loc: emazweni abanikazi
mjida emajideni ngeja skhulu siyilive wire la sigamula em eriyeni, Uqinisile topecase ungayilahla ungejise ubongani lapha okule Aida khona siyakunatha enkomponi, kumbe sikudlele inkubalo ngamula.
Otherwise kimi la iweekend iyislowmotion no hopopo no Mbukutrosi no lotion, ngiyapoka magents ngitshaya itara ngobongani

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#24625 - 10/09/04 09:08 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Mabhidliza Tsunami Gagasi Offline
Sikhulu

Registered: 01/20/04
Posts: 286
Loc: Next Door
eita majimbosi, ngiyi swidzi ndawo mpreki,lamuhla umkhathi ule qaqasi engenziyo ndawo,kanti umasalamusi wangakiye uhle walahlwa yis'chamutho sona vele bafethu sdiyi computer ngoba nxa ungaqavi ukusiconfiga singaku phukela ngevirus liyayidobha yini? ngiyinatshi Simurila,Dokotela wena we eryeni lawe Ngwenya Soetho ngiliqakezela izambia ngithi 7 up bolova liyizinja zelokishini,liyangibulala magents,ihlale injalo mandebele amahle.
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It is better to sell tomatoes at Egodini Rank than to be a shona front man....NO NO NO! [clap]

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#24626 - 10/11/04 12:09 AM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
soweto Offline
Sikhulu
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Registered: 11/02/03
Posts: 245
Loc: emazweni abanikazi
Ngiyakuzwa ngamula usphethe iscamtho samajida,

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#24627 - 10/11/04 06:51 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Sirumula Offline
Nduna

Registered: 10/18/03
Posts: 436
Loc: Bengo central place
Majida silokhu sibuya kayi one is'camtho,aziwe majida ongarinciyo ukuthi sisampa ngani,asazi.bafethu sengigamula ekhameruni blind,lapho sesifaka iplanka lamajida ngesaturday ntambesi sesimputshuka kanje and sizabe sizabugqoka kuze kuse.
Mjida woza lazo left and right,sincanywa livari topcase ungaskhretshi nax,vathula wena kuphela.thina laboDoc siblomile khwampa.
7 majida,esixhokolweni.shutazi.

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#24628 - 10/11/04 11:00 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Mabhidliza Tsunami Gagasi Offline
Sikhulu

Registered: 01/20/04
Posts: 286
Loc: Next Door
Hola 7 majemeni,

Lingawari yikuthi ispansula laso siyangiminya plus ledeni kumele ngidimise oro kanjani magents.
Lamuhla ngibophe ishosholoza kwenye iTake away libhaya ezangaphansi kwamakhal, so belicabanga ukuthi liyathrower lithi ligcwala nge "2 poundi siphesheli and Ribizi" instead of ukuthi lithi 2 POUND SPECIAL WITH RIBS,ngihleke ngaze ngaphuka imbambo gents.
Okungomasimini besekucabanga ukuthi maybe ngingumadlezibabayo(comedian).
Aziwe sibopheni lami ngiblomile,plan denge vandaag!
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Kungcono ngibhayise amarekeni amaviri endiza levimu eRenkini kulokuthi ngibe yisfetula sikaMgaxa..NO NO NO! [clap]

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#24629 - 10/13/04 03:40 AM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Sirumula Offline
Nduna

Registered: 10/18/03
Posts: 436
Loc: Bengo central place
khwampa...silokhu siziphethe khona epamprekini ziyawa mooh.umasandak ubencanywa yini 2 speshishi...gpn gpn ziyaminya feya skeem.shooh majida namhla zingiphethe maboto,isigidla singiminyile,ngizohlanganisa moja bafo.
shutazi bosamafisto.

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#24630 - 10/13/04 03:02 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
soweto Offline
Sikhulu
*****

Registered: 11/02/03
Posts: 245
Loc: emazweni abanikazi
itshomoliya belincakazala yi spetsheli baba lathi ribhizi, yini eyinapkin majida mina ngibopha ama pampas kuphela no smoko no planka sekuyi metal work kuphela

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#24631 - 10/13/04 09:02 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Sirumula Offline
Nduna

Registered: 10/18/03
Posts: 436
Loc: Bengo central place
gpn gpn majida,umasadeni ubencasitwa amaribhizi ndawo manje abantu bebengayidoyiki ukuthi urinca vat?adawise zimnandi majida,lakimi ngufeja feja wayawaya thru iviki yonke kodwa lani liyacava ukuthi ngefrayas ziyawa come zulu or langa,l don't care who you or what...yisivetinary[isivet] sikaMzeksman...gpn.
bhobola bomembrazi,namba namba moja.

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#24632 - 10/14/04 10:41 AM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
ntumba Offline
Sakhamuzi

Registered: 06/09/04
Posts: 87
Loc: south africa
Heita da mamjimbos nabo sweetloving. Kwaze kwamnandi ukuringa ngesase nkomponi. Izolo bengikoMrambinda (koTiny eYeoville) beziremova blind!!

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#24633 - 10/14/04 02:37 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
soweto Offline
Sikhulu
*****

Registered: 11/02/03
Posts: 245
Loc: emazweni abanikazi
ola majangarajimu yini eyi code 11 ivikinduku isisondele so. kimi ziyawa kwayakwaya le hopopo iyabe iyinatural, isthremuka angiwitafani ngazo siyabe sigeca ngazo umzilkazi kamatshobana, ngile jive eblind edenmark lami

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#24634 - 10/14/04 07:18 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Mabhidliza Tsunami Gagasi Offline
Sikhulu

Registered: 01/20/04
Posts: 286
Loc: Next Door
Eita da Majemeni! mina ngiyi synphonic ochestra nga raa ng'pholile.
Kwami ziyabe zimporoma next viki kuyabe kuyiRaazmatibula straight.Kanti kusavuliwe koMrambida jeki?Estayileni amajida asethroweer ngani kula malangabi,lejewish yiphi evalisayo,basayinariti yini oRoma Italia,ibhatu basagcwala ngayiphi 0or basanxiba iBally.
Zilethene bolovo ng'blomile Raa!
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It is better to sell amarekeni lomentshisi eRenkini than to be Mgaxa's frontman..NO NO NO! [clap]

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#24635 - 10/14/04 08:17 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Dokotela Offline
Nkosi
***

Registered: 05/11/04
Posts: 1298
Loc: Emkhathini
Ehh Majita liyangi chamisela bloko. Sengiyi ncwayiz-ment iscamtho senu sibhaya. Oro vele zisha nge fokolo bani?

Bengiku gemu ya bafana-bafana le Uganda, Impintshi ziboksa fokolo. Bengithi ngizaba le ncwayiz-ment kodwa denge.

Shoo bafethu! Neva smokhu isforo se mbambayila.
Mjida, Siri, Soweto liyi zinja zami okwama mpela, incwayiz-ment kini majita.

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#24636 - 10/15/04 07:52 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Sirumula Offline
Nduna

Registered: 10/18/03
Posts: 436
Loc: Bengo central place
gqwala 7!! manje sezivaruka feya majida,ziyawa blind,amajida angikhukhulisa ekhameruni kabi.ivikinduku engela stranger lezola ngeke iphele swintila..kumnandi uma lonke liyispikiri magenge,l feel like speaking,kuthi mangikhulume bafo..lisifaka neva neva is'camtho.mina ziyaminya this vikinduku,isikela singitsweri maboto...ikhokhokho ngizazinuka komakhelwane.
Soweto,lawe yazi lapho okukhona thina vele ziyakhupha.liyishaye grand ibhoboza majida.minwana,iminwe phezulu bafethu,sesimnandi,shooh.
shutazi.Doc,mjida,ntumba linga wari siphethe uSiri,gcwala 7!!lazo zonke ezifuna ukukhomba amajida ekasi,sizobafaka isampongo[isi'bhamu].

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#24637 - 10/15/04 10:17 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Mabhidliza Tsunami Gagasi Offline
Sikhulu

Registered: 01/20/04
Posts: 286
Loc: Next Door
Hola hola hola zinja! iphelile iviki majimbos mina ngigrand ngaRaa!kanti kulabomakabron asebesukela ischam'tho ngale kunkulumane ngoba behlukumezwa yivruvra mina ngithi voetsek bacuntela Hoot,kanti kabanoksi ukuthi every gheto has a lingo'.
Shoh sho bafo,grand grand ng'showkhesa ingcosi kuleviki ngama wazawaza emgundurukweni Daa!

Eita!

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Ngala ukuvotela iZanu loba babethi ngizaphila mahala njengeDlozi,ngaz'dayisela isoda levimu nanku lokhu ngiphila bona sebacutwa yinotho. [clap]

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#24638 - 10/18/04 11:12 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Sirumula Offline
Nduna

Registered: 10/18/03
Posts: 436
Loc: Bengo central place
majida zithini?kulabantu abaransayo nges'camu sethu,ubayeke lova ngeke basipushe thina sizoba rova one card.ivikinduku yami ibingu quiet bafo,bezingakhuphi,bengiyibloko ezabha wayawaya.Doc what company topcase,uyinaliti esikhaleni?
Majida aziwe kuze kuyevalwa ngeke basikhuphe.sizoba gcwalisela,sibahlabise ivari fulham.
fanuel majida,shutazi.

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#24639 - 10/19/04 08:49 AM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Dokotela Offline
Nkosi
***

Registered: 05/11/04
Posts: 1298
Loc: Emkhathini
7! Bafethu. Wari ipipzen ifuna ukucisha iscamtho? Eyakithi iyagcwala bhaya, nge scamtho, enhle-kanjani - ngikhulele eloxion - no mistake! Ngubani afuna uku cuya istampa sangadaa? Kutsho ka noksi fokolo nge yimpitshi.

Eyakithi ise mprekini, planka denge. Kule ntwala ebigcwala ngokuvalwa iskhapenya, kodwa mina nex. So kuphelele emlotheni.

Siri, Wathi ngile tshasti na enkulumane? Kumele iyimpintshi ithathi thempritsha mfo, ithalaza ayivuvuki. Ikhokhokho ziyasha na bafo? eyakithi ayithabathi iprosi, nginga cunta.

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#24640 - 10/20/04 08:42 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
mbasela Offline
Sakhamuzi

Registered: 04/18/04
Posts: 87
Loc: endaweni
Sirumz pho usacava uktri uprata ngani oro ucezela eceleni...zikhanzinge fohloza ngilalele lami ngizoyi cacaza kancane nje.. [naughty]

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#24641 - 10/20/04 10:09 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Sirumula Offline
Nduna

Registered: 10/18/03
Posts: 436
Loc: Bengo central place
Mbasela vintsha mafanta,ziyawa emprekini ziphethwe yithi omafuth'enkukhu one canada khwampa..lawe uyacava ukuthi ngiyarinca blind fohloza is'camu...wena wenzani.Doc intwabi ibincazwa ukuchesta imbumbulaza wena wathi gwabalanda topcase,eyakini so,ushaye irefusal..gpn gpn.for showcase ithepuritsha iyafunakala blind more.Doc eyakini ingayikwamula...intwala ibifuna uncinde isikapenya wena wathi hamba bayokuvala phambili..gpn.
ihopopo uzibuze kumbasela...ziyarathwa lapha,yaqala irola amasimba edonki kuduncan isabhamara,yathi ikhula yaqala ukuzidla..gpn
adawise,priiitsi bafethu esikhaleni.
shutazi.

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#24642 - 10/21/04 11:27 AM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Dokotela Offline
Nkosi
***

Registered: 05/11/04
Posts: 1298
Loc: Emkhathini
Siri, Zivaya njani mfethu. Asu vari yini mpintshi ukuthi, enkulumane kuya khipheka. Eyakithi ayicavi fokolo. Ngangi gamula ukuthi intwala ing' tshaya ngesivalo. Angi noksi fokolo.

So, itempiritsha iyavuma phela, iimpintshi inga phuma ejemson yoku swetha iskapenya.

Ngiza zamula iplaka mpintshi yam.

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#24643 - 10/21/04 01:39 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
soweto Offline
Sikhulu
*****

Registered: 11/02/03
Posts: 245
Loc: emazweni abanikazi
liyangiqamula majida yini eyi esnathi ndawo mprest la elikhokhoba khona, eyakithi iyi cord leven ziyawa. Ihopopo yiphi eyiswi majida mina ngincakalaza eyebinga kumbe ezwanta ezambia yangiqavisa idamu lenhlanzi kulobhengula street ngeyinye ikrizo zezingitsemure one time

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#24644 - 10/23/04 07:17 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Sirumula Offline
Nduna

Registered: 10/18/03
Posts: 436
Loc: Bengo central place
magangasta zithini lana?mina ngiyinombolocation bafethu.Doc ngiyakufristana topcase..hk gpn gpn.how far ngevikinduku emakhoriteni enu lonke majida?Soweto,gpn gpn topcase,ihopopo zakubonisa idamu lenhlanzi kulobengula street..gpn zazikugqulile fulham topiza...wabamba ezingaki?
adawise shooh majida.
shutazi!!

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#24645 - 10/26/04 11:25 AM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Gazilikababa Offline
Mafikizolo

Registered: 03/09/04
Posts: 40
Loc: Debshan Ranches
Hey, wena Sirumula, why are you finish this site!? bring the s'camtho back, man!

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#24646 - 10/26/04 02:09 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Dokotela Offline
Nkosi
***

Registered: 05/11/04
Posts: 1298
Loc: Emkhathini
Ma gengsta eloxion! Oro yini engu ntswempi? Mina angiridi fokolo. Lethani iscamtho esibhaya bafethu, lahlani, lahlani, lahlani!

Ingembi zikuthini Soweto? Unamrekile yini maj mfo? Yeka ifokolo mpintshi yami, izaku cinta.

Siri! Ntobani mpintshi yami? Uphetheni? Ziyasha na?

Majida, eloxion! Yini eyi grineda, zinja zami okwama mpela?

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#24647 - 10/28/04 02:29 AM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Sirumula Offline
Nduna

Registered: 10/18/03
Posts: 436
Loc: Bengo central place
Gazi..hk hk hk,ungawari mfana siphethe uSirumula,Doc,Soweto lamajida,gcwala 7,sisiphethe is'camtho kusite ungawari.
Doc ngiphethe zonke,wena ugcwala ngaziphi,ngezeMalawi,Binga kumbe ezeGwanda ezilinywa lombhida engadeni esedamu..hk hk.ziyawa lana Doc,tshela mina ngikufatsele izola ezakugqula umnyaka wonke.
Doc ...hk hk hk uyigrineda..hk hk uyangigcwalisela topi...hk hk,fatsa mpintshi yekasi mina ngiblomile lana kuze kuyevintshwa.
lingawari zinja zami,sizabavubela phansi bonke abafun'ukuphazamisa izikeem zami zeloxion culga...aziwe magenge.
iminwe phezulu.

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#24648 - 10/28/04 02:31 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Dokotela Offline
Nkosi
***

Registered: 05/11/04
Posts: 1298
Loc: Emkhathini
Akula fokolo zinja! Ngibopha intwana ezithreke iklobha ebhaya. Ziya noska ukuthi impintshi ziya gwaja, ukutshay' nyoni, yikho zihle zincede ospoksi, nge klobha enza uride ifokolo. Inkinga, balo mkhukhumezo umude, ungavele uthathe itempritsha uya cinta.

Eyakithi, ayihaleluyi fokolo, ngoba nginoksa ukuthi zonke intwana ziphethe iskelema. Lo bongani kabi yi frozen, ngoba ngiyabe ngirida umkhukhumezo. Wesi mo nxa engekho nithi.

So magenge, linga thathi thempritsha intwana ezingala mnyathi, woku val' imbiza.

Shoo majita! azibuye

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#24649 - 10/30/04 09:49 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
soweto Offline
Sikhulu
*****

Registered: 11/02/03
Posts: 245
Loc: emazweni abanikazi
long terminus no khukhuzomlamajida yini eyicustoms zinja zami? Mina ngiyi telecell no witom no smoko,ngibona ukuburawa yi hopopo lestremuka sesiswele ama custard okuvintsha mina sengiyi game over [wavey]

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#24650 - 10/31/04 11:18 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
lumezi sandi Offline
Sakhamuzi

Registered: 04/15/03
Posts: 75
Loc: dayaspora
dokotela

eta topi.

senginanzelele something topi- ngescamtho. u can tell aproximately how old someone is from ukuwita kwakhe plus iscamtho silama dialects iboyz ze sphakeni ziledialects yazo, esgwegweni it may be slightly different njalo njalo.

otherwise keep them coming majents [clap]

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#24651 - 11/02/04 12:49 AM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Dokotela Offline
Nkosi
***

Registered: 05/11/04
Posts: 1298
Loc: Emkhathini
Heita Sandi! Fokolo bani mpintshi yam? Ya ulakho ukucava ukuthi impintshi uphuma kuphi kodwa - eloxion yikho lapho esphuma khona. Ngigcwala ngokuba lescamtho esibhaya mfo, ngikhumuke leyi mpintshi eprata ngescamtho waya-waya. Lalapho ngise ngidla, iscamtho besi blayind.

Oksalayo, loba abanye osposki bebe rida angathi ungaprata ngescamtho usungu tsiba, ezakithi bezinga namatheli fokolo.

Soweto. eyakini iyambrawa bloko mfo. Istrenja siyaku cinta bruru. Oro yini eyi esnathi? Kar wayi ungaze wangeja ku tshathi? Mina ngi ntswempi.

Sri, azishe brawami!

Shoo magenge, yinkint' ihlangene! [Smile]

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#24652 - 11/01/04 06:16 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Mabhidliza Tsunami Gagasi Offline
Sikhulu

Registered: 01/20/04
Posts: 286
Loc: Next Door
Majimbos

Ala ezo! maveitnam yini eyiswidzi ndawo mpreki,mina ngiyinapukeni london.
Kanti amayezi ndawo,Soweto uyenzani abanye usubafakela uJune kutshisa so bra wami woza lazo,kanti Treeee! Sims loDok zitsha ngani?
ngisa dlula magents ng'zalitayima tete okwamanje ngisayi Sweat-Jam easy easy.

Mojani bolova asikhale ischam'tho kasisobotsiba thina singo clevisto kuphela...Azitshe.
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How can you STOP what is UNSTOPPABLE!

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#24653 - 11/01/04 08:13 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
bunandi kill me Offline
Ndunankulu

Registered: 09/20/04
Posts: 805
Loc: ezintembeni
A DADE NGIYAGCWALA NGAWE

AMEBRAS KUNGCONO UCHITHEKE COZ ANGINCANYWA

A WORAYITHI NGICELA IPROSI

KUYINI KHONOKHO

NGITHI NGINCANYA YIMBUSTANG

A JEKI IYIWA; IBOLEKWE NGUMASALU
SENGICELA UKUKU****
ANGIFUNI

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#24654 - 11/03/04 02:15 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
soweto Offline
Sikhulu
*****

Registered: 11/02/03
Posts: 245
Loc: emazweni abanikazi
asiwe iscantho majimbosi lamajimbosisi, Dok ngiyazwanta kumtshathara, iztete engingeja ngazo ngijunta sekuyi nganekwane kodwa next time iyohlabana khwampa emahlabankomo mkhula wami. mana ngilamule ngekhovula topi ngithi cutting and designing njengoba ngingela viri, ngitshakaza ngorama.

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#24655 - 11/03/04 08:18 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Sirumula Offline
Nduna

Registered: 10/18/03
Posts: 436
Loc: Bengo central place
Hola bomemba nzemu..zikhuphani kumakhozizi enu lonke?mina nya,lina zwi,ngibengihlanganisa amawaza epamprekini and manje sengimoja sengiphethe isitampa bloko...sengishisa umlimo,kuvutha phansi.amajimbozi asampa ngembumbuluza,ayivathuzwe Doc nxa amabraze eyivuvuzela.
shooh magenge,shutazi.

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#24656 - 11/05/04 12:53 AM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Dokotela Offline
Nkosi
***

Registered: 05/11/04
Posts: 1298
Loc: Emkhathini
Ezoo bafethu! Prosi bani majita? Ngirida uFohloza ngaDaa, yiimpintshi na? Oro uwita ngefokolo eziyi nhlazi, phela thina singa skretsha, ngoba usibanda engavintsha ikhalenda leli.

Enhle-kanjani, sizimpintshi ze loxion, and sigcwala nge fokolo ezibhaya, ongagcwali ngestampa ezintswempi siyam ridisa uthuli. Ncamuthani kubo tsiba bonke loma hoqa, ba nokse ukuthi siphetheni. Mpintshi ye loxion kuze kuyevalwa!

Sri, Shoo mfethu! Mjida, Shoo mfethu! Soweto Shoo Mfethu! Fohloza Shoo!

Athani bafethu, vuthisani iloxion spirango!

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#24657 - 11/09/04 11:49 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Sirumula Offline
Nduna

Registered: 10/18/03
Posts: 436
Loc: Bengo central place
Bomemba nzemu,zithini botiklas daza?mina always natural majida,ngijeke icornerstone akulamoko.long tete magenge,bengishape irakaraka[iround] for amalangabi angu 4,so bengiyi not available enkomponi.adawise Doc mpintshi-mpontsho ngiyafristana gazilam ulokhu uphethe ivibe labolova eroundini and bazogcwala s'gelekeqe kabashe one tete.
adawise majida azishe,wozani lazo ndawo,sibagcwalisele thina.loxion culta 4 life,lova foreva.
shutazi bomemba nzemu.

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#24658 - 11/11/04 11:26 AM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
soweto Offline
Sikhulu
*****

Registered: 11/02/03
Posts: 245
Loc: emazweni abanikazi
ola bolova, long terminus no talkative ma jemeni yini eyi casava ndawo lapha elikhonza khona mina ngimnandere majida ngibopha umqamuko lo osufrozise amasenglisi ami, ubongani laye useze mangele ukuthi what casino deep daza, otherwise yonk´into ihlangene, sohlangana emakethe bolova sesitshakaza izkhwahla zabo masunday school abazo bhaya amaveji.

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#24659 - 11/11/04 08:48 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Sirumula Offline
Nduna

Registered: 10/18/03
Posts: 436
Loc: Bengo central place
hola bafethu,sesindawo njalo silokhu siphethe iverse labolova eloxion,zithini magenge.Sowetto,long terminus topiza,ubuyiwankse amalangabi amanengi lana,how fanta?bolova fatsani amabanti ngoba sisonke kulendaba kuze kuyevalwa siyoyishubisa left and right.ngubani osabakhumbula omtsotsini benkomponi sebethreke idotito,labopepe, bathi irathu zabo ama-all-star a.k.a oli bantwana,sebedlala isimathwasa bengena evayibhini?zazikhupha majida.
worse njani,iyooh majida khwampa.
shutazi.

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#24660 - 11/12/04 02:48 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
soweto Offline
Sikhulu
*****

Registered: 11/02/03
Posts: 245
Loc: emazweni abanikazi
seyngiyi napkin topi sirumula bengithe tshampu ngangeja esxhokolweni sako jomo ngathola ziboroma nghle ngathi belhle amakhiye min sengibloma insked kwayakwaya. Otsola bedladleni babeblind topi usayigamula ivistsotsso eyayilamambodlla efanta lemdobs esasiyibiza mazuba,lamathrombi alama plits angunayini hk hk hk

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#24661 - 11/13/04 07:38 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Dokotela Offline
Nkosi
***

Registered: 05/11/04
Posts: 1298
Loc: Emkhathini
Mpintshi zegaz! S'phetheni nga yii? Eyakithi, ifokolo zonke ziyi grineda, oro vele ngiya spina. Kungu swi oro ukuthi lifake ama vesi lana enkulumane. Ospoksi bazagida amavesi ok'salayo baze bakhokhe igebengwane.

Zithini imbambayila Soweto? Uyabheja na mfo, lentambo? Ngezwa izinja zisithi ungabheja intabo ikariba liyakuvathuza bloko.

Siri! Nex bani fo? Kungu nithi ukunoksa ukuthi uyinarithi esfokolweni.

Fasani ifokolo bolova waya-waya, vusani iloxion spikiri foreva! Phakade ngabo lokshi lova!

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#24662 - 11/15/04 06:53 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Sirumula Offline
Nduna

Registered: 10/18/03
Posts: 436
Loc: Bengo central place
Ngeke baze balunge bafethu sizobabhayela is'kelemu sabolova baguqe ngamadolo...ngeke basithinte thina sesivuvuzela sihlabela ikhorinte lezigebenge sifaka ispikiri seloxion.
Soweto ngiyayigamula grand topi,omapantsula bedlala ngembodlela yefanta...iyavarisa leyana..udlale upepe olama plits angu 9...gpn gpn sebedlala isimathwasa omapantsula,ungabathini?nax ngeke ubaqale.
Doc mina ngiyishutazi topi,zimi njani daza?fats'imbanti lova kuzolunga.as long siziwisa daza ngesenkomponi ngizohlala ngiyinatural bafethu.
so,seven mayiphelele magenge,kuze kuyevalwa,siyashubisa.
azhishe.

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#24663 - 11/15/04 06:55 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Sirumula Offline
Nduna

Registered: 10/18/03
Posts: 436
Loc: Bengo central place
gpn gpn,Doc,imbambayila topi...gpn...zithini imbambayila Soweto?ulokhu uzidla yini topi iziforo daza?wena leziforo lestremuka ngiyazi alitshiyani...gpn gpn

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#24664 - 11/17/04 08:53 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Sirumula Offline
Nduna

Registered: 10/18/03
Posts: 436
Loc: Bengo central place
Majida,zithini daza,mina ngiyinamimbia lana ekhameruni.izinto ziyaminya amalangabi lawa abuyayo ngoba isigidla singiphethe maboto.adawise bengithi check coast abafethu.
shutazi...khwampa.

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#24665 - 11/20/04 06:12 AM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Mayisukela Offline
Sakhamuzi

Registered: 11/01/04
Posts: 51
Loc: Khanada
COME KHUTSHU KHUTSHU,ZIYAMBOROMA,ZIYAKHENCEZA....ALALA
Ziwa ngani zkeem zam.Mina ngisharp shuta,ngibambe ngodli !.N-way ngenza ngaboma,abayaziyo bathi yithutshu kumbe yiNtsara !.Sisonke ok'salayo.Phambili ngobunandi,lime nges'phune Bakathwakazi.
Nwe sengiyavaya,iyobonana ngamapatapata es'xokolweni.Vat kom jay frustan prat !

Bhudi Sirumula....ungwandu,yine shwala mebru.Ngezayizolo jeki...lawe uyazi,yi staff.
Kighethu kighethu ~

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#24666 - 11/20/04 09:09 AM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Dokotela Offline
Nkosi
***

Registered: 05/11/04
Posts: 1298
Loc: Emkhathini
Eyakithi istrawbery badala. Ngeja mfo Mayisukela eloxion, lawe uya rida ukuthi siphethe ikhorinte elibhaya. Ola! Mpintshi eziphethe istamina sangaDaa, ngithi '7 bolova!'.

Eyakithi ibigamula ukuthi sibe sifasa izitompi lana, kodwa sizi loba ngescmatho esibhaya. Izitompi ezinjenge ze 'mbambo'

Enhle kanjani, ngiyacava ukuthi enkulumane kule yimpintshi ezingagcwali ngestamina se loxion. Adawas, baz'bopha omoyeni, babopha kuyi plastik ukuwita nges vetinam. Impintshi ye loxion ngu guluva ongaphathanga iplastik, kibo.

Mina vele, ngangi tshela iimpintshi, ukuthi noma kanjani. Noma ngaze ngibe yimpintshi ele fokolo legeje, uzongi bona eloxion labolova ngiphethe istampa esibhaya. Ogcwala ngoku cunta istampa siya mbhayela iskelemu, aze athi extshuzi.

Shoo majita, yonkint' ihlangene!

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#24667 - 11/22/04 07:39 AM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Mayisukela Offline
Sakhamuzi

Registered: 11/01/04
Posts: 51
Loc: Khanada
Gaaah kirikiti, fasi bhrugwe ngoba aslandanga dlala la.Hosh bafethu labafethukazi,yineeyiswii...bec to bec thulamabota,ng'phila ngiyatopola.Otherwise ziyakhupha eloxion,niceness bantu ngiyajabula...kuthi ngigade umduli.Z'khuphani Dokotela...ngulalele mpinchi mpontsho,iza nazo kuze kuyevalwa,ngizakufakazela topi.Sirimula iyooo, sitshele istraight one thwaaaa !,kwapa !.Mahimbosi seng'pharuna

Jabula....usaphila !

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#24668 - 11/22/04 02:56 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
bunandi kill me Offline
Ndunankulu

Registered: 09/20/04
Posts: 805
Loc: ezintembeni
ngicela lingichasisele coz sokungeqa angisawudobhi umtshina [Confused] [Confused] [Eek!]

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#24669 - 11/22/04 11:02 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Mkhankaso Offline
Ngqwele

Registered: 12/13/02
Posts: 106
Loc: Vietnam
Fohloza, ungazihluphi dadewethu ngalezi ezikhulunywa ngo boyz lapha! Dinga uYK1 sibuyeleni kweyethu labo malimaza. Ngitsho leyana eyakho eyokulahla umlenze ngoba siphila kanye hk hk.

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#24670 - 11/23/04 07:26 AM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Mayisukela Offline
Sakhamuzi

Registered: 11/01/04
Posts: 51
Loc: Khanada
Ahoyi zkeem zam, yini eyisweden khonangapha elikhona,zikhuphani emazabha.Ngithemba yi half half imthwalo yamadonki.Well ikhisimusi isiyinarid,kwenziwani okutsha mayents...any latest yini,mina sengihle ngathenga iz'gqoko zam .ngizabe ngicece ngicicima ngiyibucwazicwazi.Jabula mtakamama usaphila.Ngizadla ungqutshu ngize ngihlale phansi nginabe,ngehlise ngetarino,and ngiyakholisa njani.Ngiyabe ngigele ibhibho yami ngibe sengizithi okungu nike emuva,Bayogqwala ongwana.NginguMayisukela phela mina,
Yekelomunye wena !!!!!!!!,uzwa kuthwa Mayisukela ucabanga ukuthi ngamabhanzi...uzezwa ingani uyatsha kanti vele kudala utshili.

Touch me not....ngiyapharuma bec to front.
Iyoooo bazukulu iyooo,umalume sesithi njani.
Spotoni bantwabahle !!!!, bathi yintsoro !!!,Ngilithanda ngobunengi benu,whether uyiblue,green kumbe yellow.
Ik'sasa iyabekelwa !!!, mora

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#24671 - 11/23/04 08:09 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Mayisukela Offline
Sakhamuzi

Registered: 11/01/04
Posts: 51
Loc: Khanada
1 2 thesti, Likhona na Emkopomboni,Meyi dey meyi deyi, Ziwangani,Over Over mina ngi ondere,zing'kobolile iwanguuuu !,asazi,Otherwise ngililalele,ngizithulele zwiii kungathi angilizwa...ok'salayo sigade one goneti kwapah !
Mnike mnkike nxasezisiwa,nxa sekukhala amasenglisi,kuzwakala imanzi ebhaya.Siyidlale ngekaMpostingo,time time kuyaninda okuyizinto lokhwana.Kuyamnayela ubongani kuhle kube yitsharara.Nwe change gear Some koll it isphune,some say Umdavazo,Some call it iGwamu,some say ifihlifohlo......Amabizo ankhona ayakwana bonke amasalala !!!
Ziwa ngani Siri,Doc,Soz lani lonke eshamba sonke.
Ongafuniyo kakhiphe obhonklanti abaphathazayo...bayamkhathaza.Pliz tshiyanani lezinto ezingaso zenu...uyabe ungumuntu onjani ofuna ukuzwa yonke into.Ginyani ama Ola,lingaphothathela izinto phezulu.Ongezwayo kabuze amahlanzi.Ok'salayo ngingowe Peace !!!!

Maziwe aziwe,
Ngamapatapata mayents.Iyooooooo!!!

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#24672 - 11/29/04 01:29 AM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Sirumula Offline
Nduna

Registered: 10/18/03
Posts: 436
Loc: Bengo central place
Othwa bontanga,ziwa ngani magenge,eiyi mina ngiyispikiri epamprikini.ziyawa Mayisukela,usho grand ntanga,ichrizo isindawo,manje mina ngizoba ngithreke ithandafuthi lami eliyiblacksuit ngafatsa upepe wami ngathi umtheshara[t-shirt] wami olama stripes...wawunganani Doc mina sengisiya emagrosa ngidlale ithandafuthi lami...gpn gpn..zithini majida,long tamatisi,no writing topiza.otherwise tiklas bonkomplas ngasenkomponi..abazwe.
shutazi!

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#24673 - 11/29/04 02:07 AM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
mongameli kazulu Offline
Mafikizolo

Registered: 11/23/04
Posts: 19
Loc: manitshesta
Boboyz bemawezi lamasaladi iscamtho senu sisuzile. lokhu kufuna thina esakhumukela enkomitshini.

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#24674 - 11/29/04 10:52 AM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
bunandi kill me Offline
Ndunankulu

Registered: 09/20/04
Posts: 805
Loc: ezintembeni
qalisani ukuchasisa phela A!

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#24675 - 11/30/04 12:21 AM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Dokotela Offline
Nkosi
***

Registered: 05/11/04
Posts: 1298
Loc: Emkhathini
Ngiyi napkin majemasi, bengiphethe ispansula bloko, yikho bengi ngekho ema roundini. Long temperitsha, nginga faki ivesi elibhaya.

Osposki abanga frustani ifokolo, kodwa begcwala ku ntswempi. Sizali gidlisa ikhorinte. Kodwa labo abangagcwali ngo fokolo yabolova, yiinkinga ebloko, liqhamuka emhlathini uphi? Gcwalani nge stampa esihlanganisa iimpintshi, ngefokolo engu swi.

Kule ntwana enga geciyo umzilikazi, onganotshiyo ukuthi unga fasa ubongani ngaDaa, uya shiswa yi bhonklinklo, engela mnyathi ezaku lumathisa bloko.

Mpintshi zam, zangaDaa, Siri, Soweto, Mjida, Mayisukela, Mongameli - wisani

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#24676 - 11/30/04 08:07 AM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Sirumula Offline
Nduna

Registered: 10/18/03
Posts: 436
Loc: Bengo central place
Shooh bafethu,aziwe uma zisiwa,makushube nxa kushuba,worse njani thina oguluva sihlabile lana kuze kuye closer.Mongameli sesikhathele ngabasolayo bengafatsi iplanka,sampa ngamla uyeke ukukhala...kari what company topiza?dlala kayona njengomtsotsini owakhumukela enkomplas ufatse isitampa lana ngoba singolova sonke.
azishe bafethu.

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#24677 - 12/04/04 09:16 AM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
soweto Offline
Sikhulu
*****

Registered: 11/02/03
Posts: 245
Loc: emazweni abanikazi
ola majida ziyawa kwampaa ema eriyeni, sesiqalile ukuwisa izkampara mina vele ngigcwala ngesthremuka le hopopo izkampara ngezabo sirum labomangumba benkomponi otherwise yonke into inamathele one time

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#24678 - 12/04/04 03:41 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Mabhidliza Tsunami Gagasi Offline
Sikhulu

Registered: 01/20/04
Posts: 286
Loc: Next Door
Eita majemeni!

Hola nga Daa!

Bengiyi absent these days ziminyile bo tsotsi lani liyanoxa ukuthi amagemu ayi trimuka time time,so Wat wat bolova zikhiphani? khiphani phela ijob s'bone engxenye singayeqa ngeKrizo, Kanti Simurila,Dok,Lobs,Soweto(Kasi) fakani umtonyo phela majida what kind?

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Once a Buccaneer always a Mjemani [clap]

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#24679 - 12/05/04 07:51 AM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Sirumula Offline
Nduna

Registered: 10/18/03
Posts: 436
Loc: Bengo central place
Hola bobhododloza,lithini zikhokho zami,long douglas,yini eyifanuel bafethu.mina ngichayile edenmark,aziboromi...but Mjida for sure ntanga ichrizo iyazwata,kusamele amajida avuse iplanka kuwe amastranger njengoba isikampara siyi wankomu.Soweto,lawe uyaqava ukuthi,"omangumba bavaya lami,mangumba,mangumba mina ngivaya nawe" worse njani nxa sesivayindele iskampara esiqamukayo esile red top plus iquarter yemainstay babakhe...Soweto babakhe,awazi ukuthi ukhuthani.
shutazi

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#24680 - 12/14/04 10:33 AM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Sirumula Offline
Nduna

Registered: 10/18/03
Posts: 436
Loc: Bengo central place
Bafethu...long titus?liyisweden ngasekhameruni.hope ziyahlangana majida ngoba kimi lana ziyamporoma left and right except ecenter.worse njani ichristos iyeza,uzobupheth'ubani?
shutazi magenge.

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#24681 - 12/14/04 10:44 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Sibambamahawu Offline
Ndunankulu
***

Registered: 05/04/04
Posts: 805
Loc: KwaGodlwayo
Zimnanderi, zintshwembu mpintshi zami, ital yase-kassi ingishaya ngaphakathi, kanti iva lempintshi yaka uDokotela?

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#24682 - 12/19/04 12:41 AM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Dokotela Offline
Nkosi
***

Registered: 05/11/04
Posts: 1298
Loc: Emkhathini
7 Bolova! Sengingu nariti emprekini. Bengike ngathi ntswe ema kariba, ukuya atha ispanela. Long terminus, bafo.

Ngiqine njenge, nsiba. Lo Aida ngeze angibambe, uhle askretshe fere. Sengiqhwanda imbuzi eyoku ngejisa ikopo daza. Akwenzi ukuthi ngingahlafuna umnyathi nginga vathuzanga iskapenya.

Liyaziwisa majita, ifokolo ezibhaya. Fasani Fasani Fasani, ongacavi istamina elile athi, ka bhaye iS'camtho s'chazamagama. Siyaloba njengamanje lolugwalo for ospoksi abagcwala ngoku futha is'camtho.

Sri, Mjida, Soweto 7!

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#24683 - 01/03/05 03:10 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
AZANIA Offline
Mafikizolo

Registered: 12/31/04
Posts: 13
Loc: eKasi lamaKasi
[clap] Iyoo magenge ekasi iyoo.Lisharp kunjani lapho? Ngiyalizwa mahumutsha liphethe ikhahlambha laseMzantsi,liyanyathela.!Ngizizwa ngitshaywa ngumoses uma sengi bloma lengamula zeMsawawa ezipheth'istayil'esibhaya. Mamela bengiblome namazuzumbhana akuNewZimbabwe.com yomsuzo and i'm glad i found this sight.hola boclever

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#24684 - 01/03/05 04:41 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Dokotela Offline
Nkosi
***

Registered: 05/11/04
Posts: 1298
Loc: Emkhathini
Shoo mfethu Azania, Singu napkin ngaDaa. Siblome full tererina. Asiskretshi fokolo, sikholisa bloko. Kunguswi usula sbali. Ngeja!

Ungabuyeli enyu-zimbagwe. Stika nga Yii.

Bolova! Ngilifisela umnyamazana oyiswiriji lefokolo ezibhaya.

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#24685 - 01/06/05 12:38 AM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
soweto Offline
Sikhulu
*****

Registered: 11/02/03
Posts: 245
Loc: emazweni abanikazi
long nteletsha bazalwane no sabatha kukhanya sengingu m anglican, zithini majida, mina ngiyi shosholoza njalo umnyaka omutsha ngiwungeje ngestampa esiyisweden.
second half skeem sami

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#24686 - 01/06/05 07:29 AM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Sirumula Offline
Nduna

Registered: 10/18/03
Posts: 436
Loc: Bengo central place
Hola bafethu....bafethu nje,aahaaa haa kumnandi,ziyakhupha.happy new wear magenge sesingenjile worse njani mina ngikwane manamunede,no moses,zazimporoma kwaze kwasa.
Azania,kwana ntanga,kugrand,aziwe mooh.
adawise Soweto,Doc...hk hk shooh bafethu,long nteletsha,long titus...hk hk.kumnandi,aziwe.
fele bafethu.
shooh case.

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#24687 - 01/06/05 01:46 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
AZANIA Offline
Mafikizolo

Registered: 12/31/04
Posts: 13
Loc: eKasi lamaKasi
quote:
Originally posted by mongameli kazulu:
Boboyz bemawezi lamasaladi iscamtho senu sisuzile. lokhu kufuna thina esakhumukela enkomitshini.

siyalazi macelebrity omkokotelwa,abant'abazenza abazi ngcono ngawo wonk'amadaideng,bathi bapheth'isinjonjo.mara suk'uyaKlema.Scamtha sikumamele [kill]

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#24688 - 01/07/05 09:36 AM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Sirumula Offline
Nduna

Registered: 10/18/03
Posts: 436
Loc: Bengo central place
Zithini lapho,sharp kunjani lapho?Ahoyi majida ekasi silokhu siliphethe iverse labolova from 2004 siphusha lento and ngeke baze balunge sonny,ribashapha kari straight numbers.
Azania,hola mfa,kumnandi kunjeya,ungawari ngabo labo mfethu abagcwala ukuzenza igun yenkokotelo,sisazobafaka isampongo kleva,abaqavi fokolo.
adawise phela lapha ziyakhupha akula s'gebengu phezu'kwes'gebengu.
shooh bafethu.

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#24689 - 01/07/05 02:35 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
AZANIA Offline
Mafikizolo

Registered: 12/31/04
Posts: 13
Loc: eKasi lamaKasi
shoo s'gebeng'sami...akukho bhoza eMsawawa !!

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#24690 - 01/19/05 03:58 AM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Sirumula Offline
Nduna

Registered: 10/18/03
Posts: 436
Loc: Bengo central place
Zikhokho zami,zithi bafethu sesihlangana njalo kadaah.mina ngigrand vandahii majida.Soweto mfazethi uvaah ntwazethi?Doc zikhuphani ndawo.zwakalani lonke bafethu siyishumise,Azania,zithini s'gelekeqe?bafethu hope lonke limoja eligcwala nges'camu.
shozethi majida.

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#24691 - 01/22/05 01:13 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
soweto Offline
Sikhulu
*****

Registered: 11/02/03
Posts: 245
Loc: emazweni abanikazi
umyaka omutsha majananda mina ngawungeja swi njengowilliam engeja enyameni ezibaya. Long tete magents eish lokhe zikhipha la yikho okuyiswi hayikhona ukubulawa yisiyezi

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#24692 - 01/24/05 10:52 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Sirumula Offline
Nduna

Registered: 10/18/03
Posts: 436
Loc: Bengo central place
zithini majida,mina ngiyiswintila ndawo,konke kumakhekhe bafo.adawise lina liblome njani ngaphansi komthunzi welanga bangane?worse njani bafethu asizikhuphiseni kumnyaka omutsha.
shooh case magenge.

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#24693 - 01/25/05 11:08 AM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Dokotela Offline
Nkosi
***

Registered: 05/11/04
Posts: 1298
Loc: Emkhathini
Ola bafethu! Mina ngi grendi, oksalayo umnyamazana uvaya sweden. Ngi building blayind ngefokolo ngaDaa, angila tete loku atha ifokolo ezi ntswempi. Ngise spaneleni wayawaya, iprosi ziya bheda.

Iskapenya wa! So sokumele ngi ngidle uku tshadisa ithalaza. Smoko yikuthi ngile amu yengangara so nginga suphuna ubongani. Kumele ngiqhwande irende eliza ngitshadisa ithalaza, ngifuna likhothe ikhabe lika bongani, wayawaya kuze kuqhamuke isuphu.

Bolova! Kar yini lapho?

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#24694 - 01/28/05 09:14 AM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Sirumula Offline
Nduna

Registered: 10/18/03
Posts: 436
Loc: Bengo central place
Angazi kanjani...hk hk hk Doc skeem,ngiyakuzwa wena awugcwali ngeskapenya so sichaphakele kadaah ema awuthini...no ungadlali i5-aside sikhokho..hk hk,dinga imbumbuluza eroundini.
adawise grand majida kuze kuyevalwa.

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#24695 - 02/25/05 07:37 AM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Dokotela Offline
Nkosi
***

Registered: 05/11/04
Posts: 1298
Loc: Emkhathini
7! Bolova!

Kwenzakalani esfokolweni? Mina deng'. Siri, uyacava mfo, eyakithi iyagcwala ngeskapenya kodwa ismoko yikuthi ngaDaa, akula fokolo. Kumele ngi athe iplastiki eblayind, ngoba nginga hlatswa ligazi fo. Ithalaza ayi atheki mfo.

These days, ngibhizi bafo. Angila tete loku atha inex ezintswempi.

Witani bafo, ngokuthi lenzani ngendaba ze skapenya.

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#24696 - 03/11/05 07:15 AM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Dokotela Offline
Nkosi
***

Registered: 05/11/04
Posts: 1298
Loc: Emkhathini
Baphi oGuluva, oLova labo maPantsula? Lenzani ezpansuleni?

Ivesi selingu deng'?

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#24697 - 03/17/05 11:32 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Sirumula Offline
Nduna

Registered: 10/18/03
Posts: 436
Loc: Bengo central place
Ziyaminya edenmark Doc,yikho ubona deng kodwa sezimporoma kanjalo and manje ziwa more.skapenya asidliwe Doc,uyathreka angutwo amaplastics nxa zibheda..hk hk.utsho grand baba nxa ubona idanger mayingadliwa imbugathi ngoba sikhathele ngokucula amagugu akulelizwe bafethu.
adawise,akuze akuze konke labonunu,buyani kadaah.
angazi kanjani.

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#24698 - 03/18/05 01:05 AM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Mabila Offline
Nkosi
***

Registered: 05/14/04
Posts: 2123
Loc: Ayowa
Wena Siru hk hk hk hk hk

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#24699 - 03/18/05 06:57 AM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Dokotela Offline
Nkosi
***

Registered: 05/11/04
Posts: 1298
Loc: Emkhathini
Mpintshi ye kaz, oro zikhuphani? Eyakini ithi unga threka ama plaster ayi thuthuva kuba ngcono? Ungazwa yini ifokolo khonapho? Ezinye impintshi bezithi zithreka 3, manje leso yismoko fo, akulungi fo.

Ngiza zama uku threka mo, adawaz kumele kulunge.

Kule ntwabi ngadaa okumele inathe imsorinya kabongani. Ngiza gamula umnyathi woku atha ifokolo ngeskapenya kuyona.

Majemasi! Masi hole iscamtho!

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#24700 - 03/18/05 01:11 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Mabhidliza Tsunami Gagasi Offline
Sikhulu

Registered: 01/20/04
Posts: 286
Loc: Next Door
Botsotsi,

BesengiMalawi ukuthi kwaba yiZwide eschamthweni what khanka.
For remaawuthi eToronto kumele sihlale siphethe isilabhasi wayawaya.
esinye isidunjwana basilume umthokozisi waso yisfetula sengamula singafuni ukudiza ifayiva yeBlow to blow, amanesi athi ikopo likaBongani waso ungathi yiliver yenkomo ehlizwe izolo.

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A man is wise with the wisdom of his time only, and ignorant with its ignorance.
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#24701 - 03/18/05 02:31 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
soweto Offline
Sikhulu
*****

Registered: 11/02/03
Posts: 245
Loc: emazweni abanikazi
exe magermany kanti what casino kanti seliskretsha ukuvuthuza imbuthuma lisesaba igcikwesto. Mina ngiyayansa icondolenza eyi ija ngibesengiyansa iplastic ye supercool topora ngivathuze imbuthuma njengembuthuma ngize ngiyiphendulele njenge LP. second half bolova ....

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#24702 - 03/18/05 03:08 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Mabila Offline
Nkosi
***

Registered: 05/14/04
Posts: 2123
Loc: Ayowa
kanti yindaba i focus yeschamutho senu lesi kungabesi mame lesitho sabo zwi???? Hawu bantu lokhu lalokhu mbumbex silaphalapha Mthokozisi laphalapha bongani.......lenzani lina???

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#24703 - 03/18/05 04:01 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Gazilikababa Offline
Mafikizolo

Registered: 03/09/04
Posts: 40
Loc: Debshan Ranches
Mabila

Uzogcwalaaa....!!!!! [naughty]

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#24704 - 03/18/05 09:39 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Sirumula Offline
Nduna

Registered: 10/18/03
Posts: 436
Loc: Bengo central place
Exe kahii kahooo kahaa kadiih zithini mfana bedladleni ngiyalizwa liyasidladlaza is'camtho,akube njalo bafethu nje.Tsunami..hk hk ufake ulova ismile jeki,ungihlephunile.Bilisto,ngitsho asisampi ngembugathi kuphela,sishaya idiba-diba,ivubayitshodo ukudla kweNgulube...hk hk,lawe uyazi ukuthi zikhuphani enkomponi nxa olova beyiblomele ngaphansi komthinzu welanga,bayasampa ngakho konke okumele kuhlanziywe.
Doc nca kunjalo ungaqoki fokolo kaasidliwe singela phepha isiwiji,yikho uzasimumuza sonke.
shozethi zikhokho

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#24705 - 03/19/05 11:48 AM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Dokotela Offline
Nkosi
***

Registered: 05/11/04
Posts: 1298
Loc: Emkhathini
quote:
Originally posted by Mabhidliza Tsunami Gagasi:
[QB]..BesengiMalawi ukuthi kwaba yiZwide eschamthweni what khanka...

[clap] Uburere lana sbali.

Soweto, Inex yam ilekhabe elikhulu fethu fore frozen plastik. Kumele ngiqhwande ibaroni. hk hk.

Bilisto, siwita ngefokolo ezinengi ngaYii. eziqakathekileyo empisini yabojeki bema eri. Ngaa uyaqava ukuthi sigcwala njani nge nex lezi.

Majita! One love bafethu. Azishe wayawaya!

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#24706 - 03/20/05 12:08 AM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
soweto Offline
Sikhulu
*****

Registered: 11/02/03
Posts: 245
Loc: emazweni abanikazi
bilisto la siphethe yonke inyakanyaka esabathwa ngolozkeyi nxa bengela planka legebengwana leskampara liyidenge. Siwita nge mbukutrosi ngoba akula oyistabaraba la so wena kumele uzwante usisabathele ngo Bongani nxumalo.

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#24707 - 03/19/05 05:17 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Mabhidliza Tsunami Gagasi Offline
Sikhulu

Registered: 01/20/04
Posts: 286
Loc: Next Door
Bafethu,

Nxa siwita so! ngikhumbulani ko Ntulikazi, ngibopha isnothara straight sesiblomile koSambusi sosa inyamazana ngeSaturday emoni.

Oro kanjabulo member zami, asiwiteni ngazonke kanti inhlanzi ngubabi ongayi qamuliyo? la lowo muntu ongayi nompoliyo inhlanzi uyawuqava umnumzana wayo.

Zithi dzabaradzedze! mina sengiphuma kanje, libheke ama 4 five enu angajungquku ngoba amagolide abomasimini ba these dangerous athokoza iigcizelela.

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Tsotsi khuph'idayimana!

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#24708 - 03/20/05 01:04 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Dabukamhlaba Offline
Nduna
*****

Registered: 04/30/04
Posts: 372
Loc: RSA
ondere magentsere...uguluva numba 1 usezoligcwalisela ngescamtho.
viya viya bengiblomile ng'gcwala ngokuthi nxa ng'ngena kanje kusala abafelokazi lezidididi kuphela.
ma-out,iscamtho sekasi siyavaya....siru,tsunami,doc, khencezani lenze kwenzeke.ikasi alisokasi iscamtho nxa siyi waa.

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#24709 - 03/21/05 08:06 AM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Dokotela Offline
Nkosi
***

Registered: 05/11/04
Posts: 1298
Loc: Emkhathini
Dabuka, Ngeja mfo. kulezi nsumpa angila tete loku rida ezinye iprosi, ngibheka ifokolo ze loxion.

Ngigamula ngise ngidla, epitoli siyabe simbrawa nge stranger lama castrol siblomile lama jita, inyamazana isisha wayawaya. Singagamuli fokolo, osherperd begcwala ngathi kunjalo, ikakhulu ama nestle. Ende siwanikeza umsipha wayawaya.

Besithi ngefrayazi, sihle siqale iphakethi till sande eku sentinary. Lapho iscamtho sasisiwa bhaya, lama jemasi. Exe kanjani, olova bebegcwala nge stampa seloxion esile athi.

Iskapenya besingunatshi, kodwa manj' deng'. Ispansula singi thwalele ubhulu bafethu.

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#24710 - 03/22/05 03:08 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Mabhidliza Tsunami Gagasi Offline
Sikhulu

Registered: 01/20/04
Posts: 286
Loc: Next Door
Bafethu,

Zithini lamhla, kimi zihlangene, ngithe ngidlule eroundini ngibopha amajele ukuba ayiswissroll yini?
Enkulumani angingeji these days kuyangibhora blind angigcwali ngamabharoni alenkamba njengabotitsha bebhundu boys.

Second half gents.

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Tsotsi khiphi'dayimana!

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#24711 - 03/22/05 04:45 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Siphepheli Offline
Ndunankulu
***

Registered: 05/27/04
Posts: 741
Loc: Khonaph'ya Enkangala
Hk hk hk hk hk hk! [banghead] [banghead]

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#24712 - 03/22/05 09:48 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Sirumula Offline
Nduna

Registered: 10/18/03
Posts: 436
Loc: Bengo central place
Nswembu skeem Gagasi,ushayile dlozi.kugrand ukubopha abafethu bedladleni,ziyamporoma kadaah.adawise mina ngizithulele,ngibona uDokotela ofuna ukungiphula igear box,if it gets any worse ngiyolala emathuneni..hk hk
sharp bafethu.

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#24713 - 04/07/05 08:06 AM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Dokotela Offline
Nkosi
***

Registered: 05/11/04
Posts: 1298
Loc: Emkhathini
Majikijela! Kar ziwa ngani lapho? Eyakithi, iqhwanda intwabi ele revesi lomhlaba, eza fasa ifokolo zeimpintshi.

Baphi olova lana, baphi oguluva, zikiphi impintshi zamampela, baphi abantwana, luphi usapho lwamajimbosi?

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#24714 - 04/07/05 09:47 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Sirumula Offline
Nduna

Registered: 10/18/03
Posts: 436
Loc: Bengo central place
sikhona kadaah,dukuduku kahii yithi laba,yithi..yithi laba.zithini Doc mfan'edladleni?mina ngimakhedlas bhrukhedi wami.azishe bafethu,kude laph'esiyakhona.

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#24715 - 04/15/05 11:31 AM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Dokotela Offline
Nkosi
***

Registered: 05/11/04
Posts: 1298
Loc: Emkhathini
Heita bolova!

Siru, uyanotsha ifokolo zama jita, bengingeze ngilahle impitshi yam' yama mpela ebi camtha lami, ngaDaa. Asifase inex ezijampileyo lana, uSibanda uzaze asiphe imedali fethu, ngoba erida ukuthi olova baphethe istamina esile athi.

Oro, iimpintshi engagcwali nge plani yamajita, sizoyi bhekisa, i accident ngaDaa, sizingwenya la. Siyayimela sbali, no extshuzi.

Iminwe phakathi!

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#24716 - 04/18/05 08:37 AM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Dokotela Offline
Nkosi
***

Registered: 05/11/04
Posts: 1298
Loc: Emkhathini
Majita, Sengi zompolile bloko. Ezakini sezilahla ivesi, kari ii?

Ngisele ngiyi ija, engitshumayela ngestamina sabolova lana. Yini kanti?

Aphi amagenga, iphi i ami, yeloxion?

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#24717 - 04/18/05 09:57 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Sirumula Offline
Nduna

Registered: 10/18/03
Posts: 436
Loc: Bengo central place
kudala ngakuhlabisa istremuka Doc ukuthi sisonke lova kuleli vesi mfana loba olova sebeblomile ngaphansi komthunzi welanga mina uzong'thola ngilokhu ngidaah emsidweni....skeem izinto beziminyile lana edenmark yikho bengiyi naison but sengiback like uBheki..hk hk.faka iplan esixhokolweni lova.
shooh seven

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#24718 - 05/03/05 01:02 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Dokotela Offline
Nkosi
***

Registered: 05/11/04
Posts: 1298
Loc: Emkhathini
Ola! Ola!, Zikhuphani bolova! Smoko bani emprekini? Akula vesi lana.

Sekule gazi elitsha la elithi mbuktrosi.

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#24719 - 05/03/05 05:02 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
iBoyz yezkweyeni Offline
Ngqwele

Registered: 11/07/01
Posts: 148
Owzat majita! Sengiyi nam'nede ndawo after long tete no skeleton.

Backstroke mora!. Shaap.

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#24720 - 05/05/05 09:18 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Sirumula Offline
Nduna

Registered: 10/18/03
Posts: 436
Loc: Bengo central place
hola magenge,lilokhu lindawo?eiyi mina ngiblomile emprekini lamajida nje siyagroover.Boyz yezkweyeni,zithini skeem?kwana topi edladleni.
mojara majida.Dok zithini,uthi udla imbukutrosi ndawo yini?...hk hk

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#24721 - 05/06/05 03:33 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Dokotela Offline
Nkosi
***

Registered: 05/11/04
Posts: 1298
Loc: Emkhathini
Ola Ola bafethu.

Siri, imbuktrosi ngiyizwa ngomnumzana mfo. Angiphathanga fokolo, angisa khukhuzi lomnumzana wayo. Sekuzangenza ngicime ngi kheza isfedaration nga Daar!

Wena u athani nge mbuktrosi fethu?

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#24722 - 05/06/05 08:16 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Sirumula Offline
Nduna

Registered: 10/18/03
Posts: 436
Loc: Bengo central place
Dokotela mfazethi...hk hk,imbuktrosi wakomu,lami ngiyizwa ngomnuko from umakhelwane...hk hk,kulamalanga l think kuyisweden ukuyizwa ngephunga abanye beyidla ngoba uAIDA uyakuharasa topiza...hk hk.but ngizayivangula ngelinye lamalanga ingalala ngophondo...hk hk.ahoyi bomtsotsini,lithini bafethu benkomponi?

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#24723 - 06/23/05 03:29 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Dokotela Offline
Nkosi
***

Registered: 05/11/04
Posts: 1298
Loc: Emkhathini
Kar bolova, li athani? Likuphi boguluva, ziphi izinja zami.

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#24724 - 07/20/05 09:11 AM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Dokotela Offline
Nkosi
***

Registered: 05/11/04
Posts: 1298
Loc: Emkhathini
Kukhanya impintshi zeloxion zezi lale nge khona, Bafethu ngizolibona lingathi mthena rawundi.

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#24725 - 07/20/05 11:05 AM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
soweto Offline
Sikhulu
*****

Registered: 11/02/03
Posts: 245
Loc: emazweni abanikazi
ola baba dok siyinamba namba baba ispampreki yiso esisi fuhle emikotweni otherwise yonke into inamathele kwampha deep daza.
later mengo yami....

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#24726 - 09/15/05 02:24 AM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Sirumula Offline
Nduna

Registered: 10/18/03
Posts: 436
Loc: Bengo central place
Isikhona inja yasekasi,ngisedaah bafethu,zisha ngani.long titus ngingazwati ndawo,beziminya kancane,worse njani sengikhona full tarmac majida.aziwe.
s'chamtho forever magenge.

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#24727 - 09/15/05 10:34 AM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Dokotela Offline
Nkosi
***

Registered: 05/11/04
Posts: 1298
Loc: Emkhathini
Sho sbali, besengi bhokokile blayind ngokuthi impintshi ibingekho kubinoculars. Besengi gamula ukuthi lami sekumele ngithi thezu.

Kanti ubu atha fokolo bani emakhorinteni? Yi mbuktrosi yini obuyifukamele sbali, uze unyawule ubuso bakho enkulumane?

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#24728 - 09/15/05 11:52 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
mninimuzi Offline
Nduna
*****

Registered: 08/12/05
Posts: 457
Loc: EMNQAMLEZWENI
Eita magenge.Zisha ngani bontate.Cha bafethu mina angisiyona icleva yasekasi kodwa-ke lezintwana ezingoSirumula,oBoyz laboDoc ngithayime ukuthi ziphethe iskeem esibhaya.Aziwubambi neks umshini.Zicamtha sengathi zibloma khona emakhoneni aseNdofaya.Eish,iscamtho senu majimbos ngigcwala ngaso.
Yikho lami ngithe ngitshware lelitete ngithi kini'wola seven'.Lingangikhafuli bafethu.Lami sengiyinariti estayileni.Ngithe lami ngimane ngisibhaye iskelemu senu la emrozwini.
Kodwa wona amathayima labomasamusi emadangerous bayiswii?
Eish,ilife yeBrinyonyo ing'bhemela ieverest bafethu.lrahman lakhona liyizebhedi.Sasibanjwa yimomo fela mazithi inyuku ikadaa la eLandani.
Ngizwa bethi emadangerous khona isini zibhema worse.Bathi ugqu usedumba okungelamnyathi.Oyi one ubiza amarahman ayizinkulungwane eziyisikhombisa ezilamarambo ayitshumi lanhlanu.So kuyiswi bhade lami masisenza sibahamtela labo omasamusi labotopiza bethu emalokshini ngoba inkengas ingabamayisa.Phela moja kuyacutter blayindi ukuqava ukuthi ikhulezi noma igogas yakho isiyi no longer wena uyisiphepheli amapampiri obuphepheli engavuki ukuthi urheya komgwanga.Time time amahemuhemu lesasi ephuma lena emva ithi abowilliam labosomatekisi seberutha bedayisa langamabanana.Sebezwaka bethi'ayisigidi,ayisigidi amabharara...'
Pho imomo yasedladleni iyawa juma phi amarahman ayisigidi.Phela labagidlisi abagidlisa ezigidla ezigidliselwa ngaphandle kwetoni kuthiwa bajuma igeje elenela ukugibela igaga wha.
Angazi kanjani bafethu.lsizwe smoshakele.Seng'rheyile.Ngizaliringer second half.Sho.

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#24729 - 09/16/05 03:46 AM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Sirumula Offline
Nduna

Registered: 10/18/03
Posts: 436
Loc: Bengo central place
Azishe bafethu,worse njani olova sebevuke ubhova sebencamtha blanket...kwana mninimuzi akula moko s'gelekeqe,yonk'into ihlangene,otherwise uyacava ukuthi vele kumoja nxa zishuba sibanengi.
Dokotela,hola ntanga..hk hk,imbukutrosi wakala topcase,iyidenge baba.ungakwansthi ndawo Doks ngoba sokuvutha umlilo sikhupha abolova enkomponi.
mninimuzi ntanga for sure uringer ivari ngemoko esedladleni,izinto zibhedile full timon.
fele njani majida,aziwe dayi deni,buyani laso is'camu sekasi and bazozwa.
khwampa..one time.

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#24730 - 09/16/05 07:38 AM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Dokotela Offline
Nkosi
***

Registered: 05/11/04
Posts: 1298
Loc: Emkhathini
Eish Mnini! Olova ba blomile ngayii and ba atha ifokolo ezijampileyo mpintshi, ngeja kau. Uphethe ivesi labo kleva, kumele uze sifase ifokolo ngadaar.

Ungi gamulise em'eri fo. Inex azimanga grendi, omebraz sebe qgula inkelu nge kilinga(sendlisi). Yonk'ifokolo isifuna ikilinga. Ngiya bhokoka daza ma ngigamula ngeimpintshi yazi.

Sgebengu sekasi, Siri, uphetheni kau?

USibanda sifuna asiweze imedali this ye mfo. Aziwe!

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#24731 - 09/16/05 03:00 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
mninimuzi Offline
Nduna
*****

Registered: 08/12/05
Posts: 457
Loc: EMNQAMLEZWENI
Eish,tha moja ntwana zasedladleni,Doc,lawe Siru.
Kubhaya more maling'shaya ngecome duze langom come around kule inumber number yenu bafethu.
Bengis'kreka ngithi yo,intwana zizong'lahla kanti denge,isfokolo sneks.Kanti ezang'kini zona ziyayijuma yini imbuktros.Ngadaa ingamawazawaza .Amavevane kagijimisi leyo,wona agcwala ngokuthi akumumuze ubongani fela.Manje eish,uhlanya lwami lona luyithatha kabi lendaba,luhle luthi denge,one time two time lutsore.
Seng'kwantshile bafethu,ngizolibona second half.

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#24732 - 09/17/05 07:02 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Sirumula Offline
Nduna

Registered: 10/18/03
Posts: 436
Loc: Bengo central place
Hola majida...for shosholoza konke kugrand worse njani lingifats'estayileni.Mninimuzi,singamajanada sonke skeem ngeke sikubhayele imoko ngoba sitshumayel'iverse labolova oro kanjani kau.Doks,ntanga ngithi kulonyaka silolaka njalo sigcwel'inyakanyaka njengoSenyaka ethi uzokushisa mpama,kusamele siyivene lezozo,sijume neMedal,loSibanda uyazi ukuthi sivuth'ilanga lomlilo...hk hk.
fele majida lingigamulisa edenmark blind nxa liringer kanje phela amavetinary kacavi fokolo and bancanywa ukuthi is'gelekeqe sibe sisampa isivet all timon.
Mnini mfo,...hk hk ongwana bafuna ukumunya ubongani blanket...hk hk,bamunya kuze kuph'uchago...hk...zibhedile izinto emazweni.
fele kanjani majimbosi siyoyirounder ngamapast o'clock,otherwise seng'phume kanje.

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#24733 - 09/17/05 11:05 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Msupatsila Offline
Ndunankulu

Registered: 04/07/05
Posts: 656
Loc: Solongo Life
ectra Siru mjitha z'khuphani, ngapha mjananda z'shubile, Kanti wethu, amaphoxo, uDokotela wacina ephakamisa ihenki emhlophe wethu.

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#24734 - 09/19/05 11:02 AM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
mninimuzi Offline
Nduna
*****

Registered: 08/12/05
Posts: 457
Loc: EMNQAMLEZWENI
Yebo yes,oro kanjani Sirumula mtshana.Hayi bo,ngiyaliqava liphethe amagamgushi,into eyimnandi.
Ezang'kithi zibe lempela viri ehlangeneyo bafethu ngoba bes'phethe iboyz zediski,amahlolanyama.
Abafana sibaweze amafotsholo number ethu moja bang'fotsholela fandahi bathi yo,sithayime amagenga labomayisikiza abaphethe istyle lamarivesi omhlaba lapha eBrinyonyo.Bathi nomakanjani sizozwaka kayii ngoba ilife yem eri isibhemela ieverest blayindi.

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#24735 - 09/19/05 10:39 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Sirumula Offline
Nduna

Registered: 10/18/03
Posts: 436
Loc: Bengo central place
Hola Msupa,z'khupahni vandahii?lasala lahlasela umember nzemu wami blind,no sizojika one day sizoyishubisa.bengiyi zero Msupa,so vele angiqavi ukuthi zikhuphani kumaphoxo,uyaqava.but adawise sengishayile irounder.
Mninimuzi,seven phezulu ntanga,for sure ivikinduku yakho ibimakhekhe ngoba ubublome labafana bedladleni.so jeki ubukwantshile ukuyabheka idiski ndawo?manje for shosholoza bezikukhuphela vandahhi.worse njani abafana bavenile,yizo 7!
anyways majida,manini ngizame ngihlanganise isigidla oro one day ngingajuma ilife ebutofotofo lotsheri obutofotofo,konke okubutufotofo.
sengiphume kanje.

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#24736 - 09/20/05 08:18 AM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Dokotela Offline
Nkosi
***

Registered: 05/11/04
Posts: 1298
Loc: Emkhathini
Siri kau, fokolo bani brawami! Mnini, ziyasha yini! Mpintshi yazi ukuthi uNtsumpa yisitha kumele simfake iaccident ngadaar, usapota ioperation umrambamsiwina. Emaphoxweni ngathi thezu sengi rida ukuthi sengi qhwayisa impintshi ngama kilinga phansi, ngaba zwela usilivia.

Siri, bamba ibhubesi mfo, uzahlala safti kodwa kumele uthi mbuktrosi ngama weekends, ulahle itswayi, otherwise uyahlatswa ligazi.

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#24737 - 09/20/05 11:27 AM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
mninimuzi Offline
Nduna
*****

Registered: 08/12/05
Posts: 457
Loc: EMNQAMLEZWENI
Siru,lawe Doc,zishangani fandahii.For shosholoza istyle elis'tswereyo kiyasirata fela.Yizo yizo z'gebengu zami.Back 2 front ngevesi yekasi.
Ngisake ngithi tswereree,ngizolifotsholela nge injury time bafethu.sho.

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#24738 - 09/21/05 11:03 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Sirumula Offline
Nduna

Registered: 10/18/03
Posts: 436
Loc: Bengo central place
Hola wenzani,zithini majida...ziyamporoma yini emprekini?mina ngiblomile nje ngaphansi komthunzi kaBush azikhuphi fokolo.Mnini uza lazo dlozilam..hk ungifotshole ngeinjury time mina ngizakugqibela nge-extra time skeem.liner dlozi ngoba scamtho keasona fela.
bafethu aziwe,ngizolijuma ngamapast o'clock.
Doc akuze ntanga akuze ngoba bazokhala uma thina singena lana.

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#24739 - 09/23/05 10:36 AM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
mninimuzi Offline
Nduna
*****

Registered: 08/12/05
Posts: 457
Loc: EMNQAMLEZWENI
Ola bafeeeeethu!lsiyinariti inumber number.Ngithi yebo yes,Mnini kwi 18 area,khalakasha!
Yizo,siyagroova akekho ugogo,Siru Doc lawe ntwana yami Msupa,yini eyiswinton? Kimi izebhedi i ayire bafethu.Umnqamekelo ungidlal' ibhotshi magenga,kari ingaraa ledaai deng eliyiqamba ngembuktros?Doc akusho mtshana,ver vas jy?
Siru utswere style bani,vat hanan? Kari ii? Lincanywa yikuthi ngigamule ukuvayisa amafingerprints nge 5 versus 1?.Yini ngawe bhade lami?Ake lingiweze izkeem eziyi esnathi.
Tha bafethu ,Siru iextra time isiyi whaksee,so ngizokufotshola ngamashoot outs baba wami,khonapho ngezitete zama haa pas.Lapho ke ngiyakugamulela bhade lami,ari pope sal dans.
Babizeni bonke bazobona senzani,kucima iyibani dlozi lami.

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#24740 - 09/24/05 10:10 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Mabila Offline
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hk hk hk hk hk Lifile ngomhawu bafaba bemalayinini [banghead] [clap] [banghead] [GPN]

U Doc sewabuyelelana le Thutsi lakhe hk hk

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#24741 - 09/29/05 11:40 AM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Sis Noe Offline
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Registered: 09/27/05
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Loc: Maphisa
quote:
Originally posted by Dokotela:
Ma impintshi isithi faka isforo, itsho ukuthi ngicela umentshisi. Ikakhulu ezibhemayo.


Uku brama yiku hlukana lengcekeza yomzimba ephethwe ngu mtshaza.


Nicely put Doc

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#24742 - 10/13/05 03:49 AM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Sirumula Offline
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Registered: 10/18/03
Posts: 436
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Hola bafethu nje,zihwayani erabini?fokolo kimi,amawaza-waza majida.worse njani malanga lawa ngithi izinto ziyaminya so fele ngiyenza ngivathuka for a long titus but nevertheless sisonke boguluva kulento loba kungaze kube after a year.so wozani bontanga sibahlabise izibantuka ukuthi is'camtho sipheth'ivibe lenkompoloza kayi one...ivari yivari bafethu.
fats'ibanti ngoba olova sebendawo,amakoporotshi azokhala.
aziwe bolova.

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#24743 - 10/13/05 07:45 AM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
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7! Bolova. Eish these days ngifisa ukukhama umpankwa, kuyabheda iskapenya asivuki. Oro kanjani, sengigamula uku throwa ifokolo kubo mangumba.

Ngiba le khrismas ngingarida osheri bengi athela inex ezitswempi, ikakhulu begcwala ngokuthi ngi thathe ithempiritsha. Ismoko, yikuthi ngaDaa akekho ophuma ekasi. Bafethu, ngenzeni, ngikhame impankwa kumbe ngi athe ifokolo lomangumba?

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#24744 - 10/25/05 02:28 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
mninimuzi Offline
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Ola z'gebengu zami, bengisayophanda.Eish,ngiyayiqava ifokolo owita ngayo bra Doc.Mara zikubhemela more everest.Ukuvele ukhame umpankwa sbali sami akukho grand,kuvayisa amafinga prints.Mina ngithi tswara umangumbas kai one ubhodle ngonyama yami.Fela ugawule ubheka mpintshi yasedladleni ungavay'eKhezi ubongani esemaklezuklezu.

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#24745 - 10/26/05 08:00 AM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
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Mnini kau, uthi ngithrowe lo mangumba? Ngiyarida mfo, kodwa ngiya skretsha idayideng ele skelemu. Loba nxa ngiphanda, espaneni kulabo sheri abanengi abagcwala ngokuthi isgebengu siba athele ifokolo ebhaya.

Ngifisa ukuthi bangi fake ikhris'mas bhaya ngoba ukukhama umpankwa yismoko bafethu. Umpankwa uyahlanya ngaDaa.

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#24746 - 10/27/05 11:15 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
mninimuzi Offline
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DOC
7 sgebengu ngiyakuzwa.Lezo ezibloma la ophanda khona yizo yizo sbali.Seven kuleyondawo.Uyazi leso skeem owita ngaso sibhaya langa daa engispantsula khona.Bahlala bechaye amabhanga bezama ukuvusana lobongani wami.Khona manje ngisaplana.Ngisadlala umshesha phansi njengoMawi.Ngingajuma itete eligrand ngifuna ukutswara esiyi one ngingeje laso e six nine yespaneni ngibiye,besengishaya esikanogwaja ngibhodle ngonyama yami.Ma ubongani esesiba yinyoni ntshantshaza khonaphayana ngizovala owami,phela bengangigumula espaneni sbali.
Vele vele ngikutshela for the last time ntwana Doc,ngithi tswara esiyi one espaneni usibuze ukuthi sidlala kanjani.Masidlala kanjena lawe udlale kanjalo,wehlukane lemihluzi yomzimba ngeDoc style mpintshiyami.
Ngiyavuma ma uthi wena le daai deng ka Ayida iyagamulisa ngoba vele is nee rehii lento.
Mazibheda more mtshana usungasho umthandazo wabolova.Ushaye i what goes around comes around,ukhame umpankwa aze ashaye itrumpet.
Umthandazo wabolova ungawutshayela e six nine yespaneni ubiye emnyango sbali ngoba bengakuzwa ma usugwazwa ngomkhonto sgebengu.
Ngizakuringa extra time.Koze kuyeclozwa kuvalwe ngo 7.sho baba wami

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#24747 - 10/28/05 02:50 AM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
malimaza Offline
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Ngiyalirida bafethu ilyric lenu libhaya.Lithayime i 5 aside ngoba amafinger prints ayavaya,lingakhohlwa ngodade uayida ngoba uyakuncuka ngokuyakwetete.Crime crime boguluva.

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#24748 - 12/12/05 11:05 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
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DOKOTELA

Oro kanjani bhade lami.Sengikuzwela ebhayibhilini njengoJesu sbali.Vari bani kari?
Eish fethu mara uspane grandi.Ngizwa mabesho bathi usutsware irahman lenkulungwane ngemibhalo sbali.Yizebhedi eyi irie leyo mtshana.Yizo sbali ma uyihamtela uyimela imoko kam.gaxa.
Kumele sithi vari fandahi sironge amahasi lamahabula kubengumtsatsariko.Siringe labomayisikiza abangazitswaranga ngendlela egrandi bazwake,maziwa ziwe,makuhlangana kuhlangane tsotsi.
From lapho sesihudula omangumba with no strings attached sgebengu,so longo amajimbos ezongayimela atrekise obongani amapulling sokisi.
lntwana yami uSiru kufanele layo ibeyinariti oro zingawa kanjani ugosa eyidenge.
Kuzamele siwite namagents basiweze inqola zamajita,amabhavari lama gumbafaya ukuze fela sikhone ukutswara amacelebs lama model c,kubeyisisanasana umshado wemidogara,kwehlukanwe lemihluzi yemizimba.ngiyazi wena ugcwala ngomayisikiza abalezibusiso lamaburkina faso ablayindi,yonke isini ibebutofotofo ngoba sikhulu lesispano ositshunileyo lana ntwana yasedladleni.
No gatecrushers from the east,otherwise bazozwa ngetornado.Pha! wu! Ola seven.

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#24749 - 12/13/05 07:50 AM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
Khanka Offline
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Registered: 07/03/04
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EISH SEKUFANELE NGITHI NGWA KHWETSHU NGIYE EDLADLENI

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#24750 - 05/08/06 04:59 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
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Ola sbali Mnini, uyazi ngihlephuke blayind njenge mpintshi eshaye ingethu. Sbali uyaloba, awuyenzi ngihle ngazibona ngiblome labolova sicamtha ngefokolo ezintswempi. Ngiyagcwala ngevesi lakho mfo. Khona manj' ngilokh' ngibhayiza mfo.

Kuzamele senze i"Lova Party" eyabe ibhizi, lapho esiza nxusa khona omangumba, sithenge mahoti lo Sibalukhulu uyabe ekhona. Siyawosa eye US$1000 inyama.

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#24751 - 05/08/06 09:08 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi!
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Kunzim' emhlabeni yah!
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#33935 - 06/06/07 03:55 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi! [Re: Sirumula]
olla4life Offline
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iscamtho lesi siyiswimbombo,ngizengakhumbula edangerous(home)sengi ringa lomasalamusi(mum)esevele enganoxi ukuthi vtsei.bafowethu keep it real

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#33936 - 06/06/07 04:04 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi! [Re: olla4life]
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Sho sbali. Iscamtho siyi switsalendi, bona manj' silokhu siphethe amavesi abokleva.

Oskalayo kumele sibe ngunatshi ekhoneni, sicula ngela lifebuoy yabo lova.
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#33939 - 06/07/07 05:00 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi! [Re: Dokotela]
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Correction sikisi bafethu,Uyazi kuyiswindon ukuthi ngithi ngiyabloma lana ekhoneni ngiringe olova be izile.Kugrendi ntwana zasedladleni ukuthi isini yethu le iye topora.Abazwaka ngokumosha istyla sethu bafethu sithi phashash,sizolifaka intsimbi. ola 7


Edited by mninimuzi (06/07/07 05:01 PM)
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#33942 - 06/08/07 10:46 AM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi! [Re: mninimuzi]
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ola 7 majimbosi lano sistreni long tete no witom emprekini yini eyiswitzerland ndawo mprest...
second half,
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#33958 - 06/10/07 01:58 AM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi! [Re: soweto]
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Bafowethu.

Nxa kuthiwa "UYATRIMUKA" kutshoni?

Ncedani lina abazi ezenkomponi. Otherwise ngiyatshay' umuntu ngenduku kanti uyangibingelela.

Li Zwangendaba

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#34086 - 06/18/07 01:35 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi! [Re: Zwangendaba]
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Teachers and the windfall . . .

Here and There with Matthew Dhlamini

THE saying that you never miss the water till the well runs dry must have brought teachers and other civil servants that feeling of de ja vu as they went from one ATM to another last Saturday in search of their back pays after the recent review of salaries by their employer.

We have been taken for a ride again, yinto yabo, some must have thought.
I am sure most of them spent the week after the announcement of a 600 plus percent pay increase singing: “Woza Friday, uze lenjabulo”, but come Saturday they were singing the blues bengelalutho.
I am told there was a scramble for the few available bearer cheques after inyoni ntshantshaza, the ATM, failed to produce more. Everybody wanted a piece of the windfall but the early birds had taken the fattest worm, leaving the rest desperate.
Some took advantage of this desperation to delay their return to their stations in Binga and Nkayi.
“Asikabi lemali yokugada,” one teacher was heard saying. But of course they drank till the cows came home, on a borrowed purse, of course.
I am told it was easier to borrow a few crates of beer at a shebeen on the strength of the back pay last weekend than it is to be a trailer at the cabinet at Masina. OSibanda would not hear of it even when you offer ukunatha ngezithende – that is running their errands in order to get a sip of umqombothi.
The battle for survival or is it dominance over the new salary started in the homes with usekazibani telling his wife that his salary number was skipped by the computer for unknown reasons and the lady of the house itching to lay her hands on the latest payslip.
There is this fellow in Tshabalala who took advantage of his wife’s illiteracy to show her a payslip that was not even his, with a reduced net pay to prove that he did not earn as much as she thought. He would complain bitterly about the deductions that month and blamed it on “crooks” that man the ZIMTA office. The guy even had the guts to give her the payslip knowing and she would not know the difference. There is no reward for guessing right who the beneficiary of the difference in the actual and ghost salaries would be. Idlalicatsha. No wonder women have the PhD – the Pull Her Down syndrome.
I can hear members of the Women’s Lib cursing “Male chauvinist pig”.
I hear Dlodlo’s list of creditors grew by 50 percent when payday approached. “Usayikhumbula iphasela kaNdlovu?” and amount was duly deducted and shoved into the back pocket.
Even those without cows still drink the milk, so even those without pay rises still get a share of the back pay – bathi badla emhlambini.
Shops were not to miss the chance. Workers of this clothing chain store knocked off late on Saturday as they changed prices upwards. A shoe that cost $1 million on Saturday afternoon was going for $3.5 million after 8pm when they knocked off. Who ever said old stock can never appreciate value?
Thieves and pickpockets also made a killing. A soldier’s wife from Imbizo Barracks was left wailing in a sanitary lane after feja feja boys had asked her to choose and open one of three bottle top with a small ball inside and walk away with a big prize. Somehow she guessed the right bottle top when the stake was low and cursed herself for winning small prizes. Then she placed bigger amounts at stake in the hope she would recover what she had lost but somehow missed the right lid when she was sure she had seen where the small ball was.
After thirty minutes of “betting” huge amounts with the encouragement of other “punters”, who ironically were winning, she had lost $2 million and was heard asking for directions to the nearest police station, wailing: “Mari yangu . . .” The gamblers had disappeared.
Bottle stores recorded soaring business last weekend although that chap who claimed to have discovered a dead snake in his scud nearly put indlamanzi.
I am told one sporori who feared that the supply of ilotion would stop, vowed that he knew that guy and his tricks. He queried why it took him till the scud was empty to find the dead snake. Rumour has it that the guy put the reptile in the empty scud in order to claim a refund. We still have to hear from the brewers Delta.
Shebeens also had a field day, or is it night. After many months of low patronage due to the hard times clients had fallen, MaMkhize suddenly had a full house, thanks to the teachers’ windfall. And she made maximum rip-offs from it.
Besides asking patrons to pay isikwelede sakho owasitshiyayo kuqala, she claimed angila change when presented with bills of large amounts and recorded the beer each customer ordered. Besides helping them down the beer, she also inflated the bill by a few quarts. These were either converted to her own use or sold for the second if not third time to desperate revellers. It was like in the olden days. USitshela had two iziporori as bodyguards in tow to help him spend the windfall. Funny enough he still wears a shoe esinyathela ngembambo. Those who have been to his lodgings say he sleeps on the floor as he has no bed. The initiated refer to his ordeal ukuvuka njenge nkomo because he has to go on all fours in order to get up every morning.
At another “speed bar” two fellows abacina kudala ukuba lemali were trying to out-buy each other to impress the queen, uSisKha. Indwangu ingadobha impembe bakithi. Each one had a burning desire for her. Each guy told himself it was today or never – and the game began.
Shebeen queens are sometimes hard to date as you have to wait for the last client to leave.
Each man bought beer, even for other patrons, hoping his rival would give up and go but would be surprised to hear: “Ngicela two”.
I am told at times uSisKha would not bother to bring the “two” but would collect the money, anyway.
As the two guys thought zizakhipha, they were shocked to hear the birds chirping outside at dawn and uSisKha told them “Hambani abantwana sebefuna ukuthanyela.” When one of them tried to sweet talk her into submission she shot back “Akusayenzi sekusile”. She told them to come back some other time if they want, and the two guys left, each blaming the other for ukuthancisa umjibila.
Then there was this guy who walked into his yard at daybreak from his nocturnal escapades and found his wife already cleaning the house. He knew trouble was brewing over his miscellaneous act and sat on the sofa in anticipation of the thunder and storm, with his defence outline already prepared. “Engabuza ngizathi sibotshwe eshabeen,” he told himself. His wife continued with her cleaning as if he was not there. When she did not ask any questions the guy felt the pangs of guilt and tried to break the silence: “Selibona nya mama . . . ?”
I am told the wife looked at the guy and answered matter-of-factly: “Don’t worry, lami ngisanda kungena . . .”
The guy turned sober. He could not stand the thought of a possible betrayal by his wife. He could not imagine her in the hands of another man and he burst out sobbing bitterly.
“Manje ukhalelani?” she asked him.
“Yikuthi kubuhlungu mama.”
The Mampara of the Week is of course uGidiza. Here is a guy who has allegedly abandoned his family and team to buy idlalicatsha a satellite dish while his children have been forced to change schools because their mother cannot afford bus fare. AbeSundowns feel let down by their newly-appointed player-coach who also abandoned them during their game against Dynamos. Sundowns lost 0-1. In Zimbabwe the men kabayikwenda Gidiza. Like jet-fighters they always return back to base.
This reminds me of this housewife who got tired of her husbands escapades that she bought a puppy, and named it Udingelinjani.
Lets talk on mdhlax2602@yahoo.co.uk
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#34089 - 06/18/07 02:36 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi! [Re: Zwangendaba]
Nqoba Offline
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Registered: 05/15/06
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Loc: emabhonobono
 Originally Posted By: Zwangendaba
Bafowethu.

Nxa kuthiwa "UYATRIMUKA" kutshoni?

Ncedani lina abazi ezenkomponi. Otherwise ngiyatshay' umuntu ngenduku kanti uyangibingelela.

Li Zwangendaba


hk hk hk hk ha ha he he hk hk hk, nguban'othi Zwangs uyathirimuka?
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#38640 - 06/17/08 08:49 PM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi! [Re: Nqoba]
abafokazi Offline
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Registered: 07/15/03
Posts: 115
Loc: Luton, england
magents ncedani ngidinga ifenda elile dairyboard lezibusiso ezingisethayo or else ngizabuyela ecameroon

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#38646 - 06/18/08 09:19 AM Re: ls'camtho senkomponi! [Re: mninimuzi]
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Registered: 02/21/08
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Here and there

Kanti lensizwa eyayishaya amahlaya la ku chronicle seyayaphi? I used to like the column, the guy was and is a star.
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