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#27302 - 07/26/04 10:06 AM isizwe siyatshabala
mkhize ozikhizayo Offline
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Registered: 05/30/04
Posts: 349
Loc: Emaguswini
abantu bayamangalisa bathi nxa-befika engilandi basuke bephambane amakhanda.Nxa ungathi uya-ekilabhini uthola labesifazana sebefake izandla emabhulugweni esokudla sindiza emoyeni sithwele ugwayi sengathi umuntu yitshimini.Kuthiwani ngakho lokho bakwethu ngoba isintu sethu asivumi ihlazo elifana lalelo.nxa ungathi uyambuza uthi sowatshiwa yifeshini.asakheni isizwe.

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#27303 - 07/26/04 01:54 PM Re: isizwe siyatshabala
Mabila Offline
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Loc: Ayowa
Tommy,
Liqondile na igwayi kwabesilisa? Bona yibo abangela maphaphu atshayo nge nicotine?

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#27304 - 07/27/04 09:38 AM Re: isizwe siyatshabala
Dokotela Offline
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Nxa ungathi isizwe sesi tshabalala, ngibona oku worse la. Izifebe zikubiza emini libalele.

Ubufebe base East Africa abuyenz. Umfazi uyaku landa, engaka khulumi lawe uhle aqale ngokuku bamba isitho, asi phulule masinyane. Ungaba lenhliziyo ebuthakathaka, uyahle uvaye laye. Lamaphephandaba yi porno yodwa, uHulumende akala ndaba. Ibhoyz ezincane ziya advetiyiza zifuna oshuga mama.

Ugwayi, lubhenywa mathum'thum. Ngibona angani kithi koBulawayo, kuloku zibamba, lokuhlonipha.
IAIDS igcwele and ayikhanyi masinyane nge diet yabo abantu laba.

Ubona intombazana enhle, iz'phatha butshapha inhliziyo yakheo ibe buhlungu. Akulalwa yiku dakwa, ukufeba loku gida kuze kuse. AmaAfrika sizasalela emuva ngendaba zoku jabula blayind, kungela focus yempilo.

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#27305 - 07/28/04 03:45 PM Re: isizwe siyatshabala
sgebengu Offline
Mafikizolo

Registered: 05/26/04
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Loc: harare
tommy
ngivumelana lawe ukuthi abantu bakithi are so easily culturally condomised ngoba they do not respect themselves.did you know that zimbabwean women are the easiest to pick up in the uk.did you know that most people once they get to uk will try out several new habits and stick to quite a couple of these.mina bayanginyanyisa abantu abangamafongkong.kunini ngagcina ukukhombisa because all the women from home are so easy it has become a useless step in relationships.
bazokhala!!!!! [bigcry] [bigcry] [bigcry] [bigcry]

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#27306 - 07/28/04 03:55 PM Re: isizwe siyatshabala
Mabila Offline
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This really hurts! I don't care whether what you are saying is founded or not. The fact that it can be said at all of our sisters, is of grave concern to me. Zabalazani phela lisize isizwe nanso siyatshabalala! [bigcry] [bigcry]

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#27307 - 07/28/04 04:35 PM Re: isizwe siyatshabala
Lobengula Offline
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Sgebengu

Hawu baba, wahle wasiza njalo wanceda baba. Thina silokhu sithikaza sisesabela ekudeni kanti siyesaba umnyama ongelampisi. Hawu!!! suka madoda. Ithi ngihle ngiyephandle ngoba ngingahle ngithole omunye walaba odade othi kabanikezi ubunzima. Kade ngigamula inkuni lapha , ngicenta amasimu ngizama ukuthola uthando lwenye intombi lapha eTsholotsho, hayi sengizahle ngitshiyane lobunzima lobu. Hatshi namuhla kuzadabuka ibhulugwe ngempela. Nanzo!!!!!

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#27308 - 07/28/04 04:50 PM Re: isizwe siyatshabala
Mabila Offline
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Suka Lobengula. nguwe namuhla osulahla isizwe! Asibantwabakho bonalabo!

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#27309 - 07/28/04 05:26 PM Re: isizwe siyatshabala
sgebengu Offline
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bavele kabathathisikhathi, kuthiwa yimetropolitan culture,sex adn relationships are just part of the regular menu.Kodwa ke bakhona odade abazibhekile abanobuntu it will not be fare for me to paint them with the same brush its just that its painfull to see amndia,pakistani ,other asians and nigerians running around with our women , it seems indlala yakomgodoyi has really made abakithi to be cheap.

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#27310 - 07/28/04 06:54 PM Re: isizwe siyatshabala
Dokotela Offline
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That's very painful! Ngiyadana kakhulukazi, akukho nto ebuhlungu njengokuthi, kube labantu bakithi abadiliza isizwe, abanye bezama ukwakha.

Asisa kuhlonitshwa, ngenxa yabantu bonaba aba loose. Yiz' febe! Nginga mbona onje ngingamthuka kubi.

Yibo abathi bengaba legciwane, sebe dinga owesintwini, kuthiwe 'lets live positively', kodwa lapho ekholisa, wayesigcabha sama nigerian lemhlobo engaqedakaliyo, engelandaba lokwakha isizwe. Lithi kwenziweni ngalaba bantu?

Uxolo ngo limi, ngibuhlungu!

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#27311 - 07/28/04 07:07 PM Re: isizwe siyatshabala
Lobengula Offline
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Dokotela

Kanti ngacina usithi wena uthandana leTutsi khonangapho eEast Africa pho sowalithini iTutsindini leli njengoba usutshela abanye ngokuthi bayizifebe ngoba bejola leminye imihlobo? Kambe Dokotela utsho ukuthi wona amaTutsi kawalalo igciwane likamatshaya bhuqe(HIV/AIDS)?.

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#27312 - 07/28/04 07:12 PM Re: isizwe siyatshabala
Mabila Offline
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Ehe! Woza lazo Lobengula!

Uzakuza laye esesithi masakhisane Maisi esethwele akuphakelwe liThutsi...nguye futhi obekhuluma ngobunandi lango kuziyekelela kwabe East Africa in terms of clubbing, drinking,promiscuity etc. Thina mele sime sithi mpo yena esayitshova le Tutsi! Idle enyameni Mthwakazi!

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#27313 - 07/29/04 07:52 AM Re: isizwe siyatshabala
Dokotela Offline
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Ngumbuzo, omuhle mfowethu Lobengula.

UmTutsi, yi Playa, ulivila, njalo uthanda ubunandi kakhulu. Angisa gcwali ngaye, sengile nyanga ngingazake ngikhulume laye. Yikho ngiqale iTopic yama Playaz.

Sengi zama ukudinga owakithi olengqondo. Ngangisenziwa yiku swela owakithi, kulindawo. Lapha kubi, kundaba zothando!

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#27314 - 07/29/04 04:44 PM Re: isizwe siyatshabala
Mabila Offline
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Phepha Dokotela...usulayo sibili istrength of character ofa ngayo. Good for you.
Nxa usulenyanga ungamkhulumisi sekulobunzima. Ngani kodwa ungamtsheli ukuthi hmnnnnnnn wena ususola?

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#27315 - 07/29/04 07:12 PM Re: isizwe siyatshabala
Sgero Offline
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Registered: 05/31/04
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Dok, phepha jaha lakithi atleast umbone ububi bakhe ungakazibopheli kuye. Usulahle isicathulo ebesikutshisa.

Sgebengu into okhuluma ngayo iyadanisa ngoba lami sengiyibone ngawami la amane! U Mayisi wakithi uzakutshela ukuthi uzamceda ngani!!! Into abanengi abangayinakile yikuthi la maNagimbi abhoda ngemva kwabo abakhulume kube. Uzwa bethi, a Zimbabwean girl is cheap. Buy her some wine and you take her home!!! The worst yikuthi those Nags, just change them around ku circle yabo. Umuntu azibuze ukuthi why amantombazana e Nigeria awuwatholi kulawo ma club.

Sizabelokhu sizama ukukhombisa abakithi. [Mad]

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#27316 - 07/29/04 07:23 PM Re: isizwe siyatshabala
Lobengula Offline
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Majaha

Angithi legend has it that amaNigeria nxa elala labo dade besiNdebeleni bonke bathi "sengikhathele, sengikhathele!!!".

And the Nigerians say (in their horrible accent): "All these Zimbabwean girls, they all want Alcatel, Alcatel" "I will buy you a small Nokia "

Nanso ke indaba bodade selizinhlekisa.

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#27317 - 07/29/04 08:04 PM Re: isizwe siyatshabala
Mabila Offline
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Majaha!

Akelibenyule pliz odade basebunzimeni! Baqondiseni ekhaya libatshengise ongungokwabo elihamba lani likuholisa iganga lonke leli!

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#27318 - 07/30/04 02:34 AM Re: isizwe siyatshabala
BhudiMathawuzeni Offline
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kukhanya osisi bekhaya bangama easy target zonke ndawo,langapha sebazitshiphisa over
one day ngezwa ngifuthelana abanye obhudi benigeria besithi nxa ufuna a fast women go to zimbabweans,uyazi ngezwa umoya wami udana kodwa the boring part yikuthi uzathola ukuthi ngo sisi abayi 12 or 15 abawonisela bonke.kambe shuwa umuntu etshone egenqule inyawo ubusuku bonke egenqulela i sminorff ice le burger yase mcdonald.

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#27319 - 07/30/04 05:22 AM Re: isizwe siyatshabala
Mabila Offline
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Asekeleni ukusola osisi kanganga! Kuyini elingelakho lina okutholakala kuma Nigeria lama Jama kumbe wuphi umhlobo. Isidensi MaNdebele. Ngiza Ngiza Ngiza Ngiza! Habeee! Lokhe uqoqa inkulumo yamangena njani abanye kudala!!!!!

Liyabaphuzela beselikhala ngabanye abale speed!

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#27320 - 07/30/04 08:01 PM Re: isizwe siyatshabala
Dokotela Offline
Nkosi
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Loc: Emkhathini
Senga nanzelela ukuthi, aAfricans amanengi ngokukhula kwawo, babona angani lowo ophuma kwelinye ilizwe ungcono.Yindaba yementality kuphela. Ungakhangela indlela esiphatha ngayo amaforeingers, loba sisekhaya iyehlukile kule siphathana ngayo thina sodwa.

Ngilabangane ebengilabo ekhaya abaphuma kwele Angola. Indlela abebe phathwa ngayo - amantombazana akithi abebhungazela kubafana bonaba. Loba nje bebe ngela lutho olumangalisayo. Kumazwe engike ngawa vakatshela ngibone ukuthi ma uyi foreigner njalo kukhanya angathi konke kuhle, osisi baya gcwala.

Ngibona angani yinto yo kwazisana ngokwakha isizwe, baze babe lolwazi lokuthi, ukuyikho yikuphi. Kunzima, nxa uthando lusatshisa, kodwa its worth trying.

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#27321 - 07/31/04 04:46 AM Re: isizwe siyatshabala
Siphepheli Offline
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Ziyaphanda izintombi. Luyatsha uthuli. Njengoba lami ngeza ukuzophanda ngizomnikezani umntanomuntu? Thina phela lokuyipheka asikwazi. Simelela umholo.

Dade Mabila ungaphambanisi ukwesela kwabafowenu lokuhemahema. They are not slow only that they cannot afford to splash out their hard-gotten peanuts as easily as the other lot with their ill-gotten maqubaqubas.

There is another observation that I have made so far. I have come to realise that most of the girls going out with non-Zimbabweans/Mthwakazians have the background of being omaphanda even back home. Ekhaya bebezitshaya aba'sophisticated' bekufihla kungakhanyi okuyinto kwabo kodwa emazweni the opportunities provided by anonymity have made them come out in the open. Out of 5 girls plying this trade, 4 had the same background back home, 3 being of Tshabi extraction because they are known to be adventurous endabeni zemali.

Abanye yibo abathenga izindlu ekhaya. Izolo lokhu ngibone omunye udade esephonguboyizela ngenhloni phakathi kwesilahla okungumlungu sekulahle itende ngapha kulokhu kumphululaphulula. Kumbe yindlala yekhaya hatshi-bo.

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#27322 - 07/31/04 05:03 AM Re: isizwe siyatshabala
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Omaphanda bayingozi Siphepheli ngivumelana lawe. Umuntu angakubulala sibili ngebhizimusi yakhe njalo lawe kakulungelanga ngoba awusozwe wazi aza lakho kuwe.

Khonokho ukuthi uthe umbheka wabalenhloni kutshengisa ukuthi uyazi laye ukuthi usesimeni esibi. Mhlawumbe ngu Naka Zibani otshiye indoda labantwana ekhaya. Kambe okunjalo singakuthini.
Bambani lama juba amancane liyekelane labo maphanda. Asifundiseni abancane qha ukuthi kuthathwa ngaphi ngoba thina sesehlulekile ukuqondana.

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#27323 - 07/31/04 09:26 AM Re: isizwe siyatshabala
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Abadala bathi, sigoqwa sisemanzi! Yikho ngivumelana lawe Mabila ukuthi omaphanda batshiywe benjalo. Kodwa, igama lethu liya ngcola ngalaba bantu.

Abasakhulayo yibo, osokumele sibafundise indlela ezile ngqondo, bengakayi ndawo.

Njengoba iStats yakho Siphepheli ukuthi 80% ngowe tshabi, ahh, yekela kukhule lokhula, mfowethu!

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#27324 - 08/03/04 06:04 PM Re: isizwe siyatshabala
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Registered: 05/26/04
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Loc: harare
sivumeleni sibabuthe bebanengi if the match of numbers is the problem,imali silayo,igame silayo yonkintwihlangene [Big Grin]

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#27325 - 08/04/04 01:53 AM Re: isizwe siyatshabala
GESTAPO Offline
Ngqwele

Registered: 01/18/04
Posts: 157
Loc: Mosul
amashona ababiza mai muponesi abantwana basekhaya. yimbi lendaba madoda but nanzelelani. [kill]

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#27326 - 08/04/04 01:17 PM Re: isizwe siyatshabala
sgebengu Offline
Mafikizolo

Registered: 05/26/04
Posts: 43
Loc: harare
gestapo
kutshoni ke ukuthi 'mai muponesi'?

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#27327 - 08/04/04 05:17 PM Re: isizwe siyatshabala
GESTAPO Offline
Ngqwele

Registered: 01/18/04
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Loc: Mosul
[Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin] kutsho umama osindisayo ababulawa ngumnqgundu Sgebengu kulapho abaphephela khona xola ngoba angisathamundelanga kwesakithi ngimane nje ngatshiya kuyisikirimane

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#27328 - 08/04/04 07:58 PM Re: isizwe siyatshabala
Mabila Offline
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U Mai Muponese owahlupha eUZ wayevela eMasvingo Gestapo...manje lapho kunzima. Ayisithi sodwa bo! Lumkhuhlane umdala ukhona izizwe zonke zingaka bantu.

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#27329 - 08/05/04 04:38 AM Re: isizwe siyatshabala
GESTAPO Offline
Ngqwele

Registered: 01/18/04
Posts: 157
Loc: Mosul
now sebevela eMat'land things do cnange hah? [Mad] [Mad] [Mad] [Mad]

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#27330 - 08/05/04 02:05 PM Re: isizwe siyatshabala
Lobengula Offline
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Gestapo

Pho mina ngingabe ngisamthola yini u "Mai muponese" lowo bantu? Ngingahle ngiyephindisela phela imibhalo ye Grand Plan!!!!!
Hawu, suka madoda!!! ngingahle ngimenzele yona le i concotion kaDokotela wethu lapha eNkundleni ngiyidle okuphindwe kathathu ngifike ngingadlanga nkotshana, zibuye kuze kuse.

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#27331 - 08/05/04 03:01 PM Re: isizwe siyatshabala
Mabila Offline
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Sisakuthanda kakhulu Nkosi...yehlukana lemicabango yokukhwitshizela kubo "Mai Muponese." Phiwa amacebo ngu Sgero umtanami!

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#27332 - 08/05/04 03:28 PM Re: isizwe siyatshabala
Mayihlome Offline
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Registered: 12/02/03
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Loc: Mhlanga Rocks
quote:
Originally posted by Lobengula:
Gestapo

Pho mina ngingabe ngisamthola yini u "Mai muponese" lowo bantu? Ngingahle ngiyephindisela phela imibhalo ye Grand Plan!!!!!
Hawu, suka madoda!!! ngingahle ngimenzele yona le i concotion kaDokotela wethu lapha eNkundleni ngiyidle okuphindwe kathathu ngifike ngingadlanga nkotshana, zibuye kuze kuse.

Kuthiwa oMai Muponese vele bayazithanda isinsizwa zakithi eziphindisela izenzo zaboMuponese. Kambe nxa umuntu ezam' nathela inkokhokhshini, hatshi kanye kodwa kathathu! Into angakaze ayenzele owakwaMthwakazi!! Kambe lowo Mai Mponese othola zibuya kuze kuse ang'thi uyajabula!

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#27333 - 08/05/04 03:33 PM Re: isizwe siyatshabala
Mabila Offline
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Uqinisile Mayihlome. Ufuna ukudlalisa izankefu zakwethu!

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#27334 - 08/05/04 05:29 PM Re: isizwe siyatshabala
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Ngqwele

Registered: 01/18/04
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Loc: Mosul
Lobengula

uMai Muponesi usethwele ukufa kumele uhambe uncwadile ngetshubhu likagandaganda intwengayindawo umshukw'impela. iconcoction kaDoc ungayiphinda kathathu ilunge kahle kuMai Muponesi ungalahla itshoba uzavelae abone ukuthi okuliNdebele lokhu kungidla kuze kungihudele [Big Grin] [Big Grin]

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