Below are four (4) questions. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?

Let's find out just how clever you really are, or whether you donated your brain at birth... Ready?

1.First Question:
You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

Quick - what's the answer....? Times ticking away....!

Answer:
If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!
We finally see who was last in line for intelligence.

Try not to mess up in the next question. To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first question.

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2.Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are...?

Tick...Tick....


Answer:
If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again.

Tell me, how can YOU overtake the LAST person?!

You're not very good at this are you? All looks and no logic!!!

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3.Third Question:
Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total?


Slow as a snail again....

Answer:
Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100.

Don't believe it? Check with your calculator!

Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question right?

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4.Fourth Question:
Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?

Still as slow as ever, I see...

Answer:
Nunu? NO! Of course not. Her name is Mary. Read the question again, you illiterate idiot!

i failed the quiz.ngitshaye 1 out of 4.

I got 1 out of 4 man that is a very good quiz you are difinetly a genius man and how stupid of me to lose the Mary one.

I wish there was an invigilator because I scored 4 out of 4

Yebo yes

Another one bandla

A ball and a bat costs $1.10 the bat is $1 dearer than the bat, what is the price of the ball??

Msue,can you rephraise your quiz question,its vague.

Uxolo bandla

Ngiyabonga Mninimuzi

Nanku umbuzo njalo

A ball and a bat costs $1.10 the bat is $1 dearer than the ball, what is the price of the ball??

5 cents.

Most people would say 10 pence, in which case the bat would be $1.00, making it only 90 cents dearer!!

Kuyenzakala na okunje?

Nxa ingakushaya kuhle insangu le ebizwa kuthiwa yiMalawi kwenzakala mhlophe lokhu.

Ayisikho kufeyila lokho, ngani ngiloyiwe. Bekuthe tsu! Ngishaye zero, eish!

Bhudi indawo leyo itholakala ngaphi ngiyafis ukuthi ngike ngiyi vakashele, ngekhefu.

Bhudaza

kuyini kumbe kungaphi lapho? sengizame lewiti yamaJama ihydro kumnyama ebusweni benkawu, akuchaze.

Hlathi

eyakho ngitshaye zero ngiphume loNunu, mina vele ifavourite subject yami kwakuyibreak, nxa utitsha ephambili kungathi ngikhuthwe ngumbane kumbe umuntu obone izinto hk hk! ilogic zero but ngangizedlulela uMgabe, uSabhina wayecatsha.

Don't give lani elafeyilayo...Nanko omunye njalo um'buzo

If it takes five machines, five minutes to make five widgets, how many minutes would it take 100 machines to make 100 widgets?

ilula lento

5 minutes nje kuphela!!!!!!

Please translate the question below into grammatically correct English.

'uMugabe nguPresident weZimbabwe owesingaki?'

Sequentially in what position is Mugabe as President of Zimbabwe?

I think ngiyizamile Hlathi.

Hlaks

Mina ngidume ngokuphuma le 2 subjects ku Grade 2 - one of them yikubumba. So, ngingenelisa nje ukuyi humutshela kuSilaphalapha nxa ngivunyelwa.

Barry, ngibona angathi ungathi position utsho iJob Title.

Hlax
Here is my take pliz lami angifuni ukuzuza 0!

Where does Mugabe lie in the line of Zim Presidency?
or
Where do you position Mugabe in the line of Zim
Presidency?
In which position does Mugabe lie ......?

Remember ngafundiswa ngu Misi....... owayekhombe uHeadmaster!!

hk hk hk thina abanye esafunda nge breaktime asidobhi lutho ha ha phendulani phela sibone lathi hk hk

Kambe angangubani lo Miss okhomba uKhandamaster hk hk
Into zokufundisa amadoda asesheva ziyahlupha hk hk

Mana kengidinge izifundo zami ngiyabona abantu sebetshakala hkh khk

thina abanye si dull kakhulu phela safund ange sikhathi se lunch., vele lapha sesibona ntuthuziyathunqa kuphela hk hk hk hk

Bafowethu.

AKE LISINIKE AMA ANSWERS PHELA. KANTI LIFUNA SIZE SAZAKALE LATHI ABA DULL.

Li Zwangendaba.