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Siyabonga Sibalukhulu! Kwaze kwabakuhle ekhaya lethu. Kodwa shuwa ichatroom yethu ingathiwa
"Lawula" hk hk

hk hk hk he he uyskwazi phela usibalukhulu ukuthi kuyalawulwa laphana .

esibalukhulu baba uyicreamu wena

Ungasanxusi ilima loku bhada imiduli Sibalukhulu sikuncedise hk hk hk..........

Imibala ifuna ukwengezwa ngabona kodwa ungafaki oyellow labo green labo red besitshabini hk hk hk

It is a very classy new format indeed, congratulations uSibalukhulu.

imake over le ingikhumbuza umduli wemadlodlo hk hk hk hk
welldone sibalukhulu

Kuyabukeka Sibalukhulu.

Kuyakhanya ukuthi lapha kudlalela abantu abavela lapho okugudulwa khona izindlu, hatshi leziyana ezifulelwa izitshakala zotshani zilengele phansi engazibona esitshabini........

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Kwaze kwakuhle kwethu!

Sibalukhulu
Umona anginawo impela, ave ubukeka umsebenzi wakho,ithi ngikuklomelise ,10/10***.uyinono impela.Ukube nginodadewethu ngabe sengiyakuganisela,manje ngizelwe ngingedwa.
yibambe njalo Sibalukhulu

Into enhle iyabukwa ,hayi kuyabukeka ,Umkhulu lomsebenzi elithe lawenza

Sibalukhulu lokhe elikwenzileyo lapha kuyabukeka kakhulu,liqubeke ngomsebenzi omuhle bakamthwakazi.

*********lokhu************

umdlalo wokumanzisa intungo uzabanini ngoba sifuna ushayinela abemzini ngomuzi wakwethu omuhle kangaka.

Bafowethu.

Likhulumile. Kuyabongeka sibili lokhu okwenziwe ekhaya. Umuzi olabantu ubonakala ngokucentwa.

Li Zwangendaba.

Kangila amanengi nge Nkundla makeover ngaphandle kwala siyalibonga zihlobo.

"Akundima yaswela umlimi" Lindima ngeyakho Sibalukhulu. Siyeza laye umama omncane linda Baba.

Siyabonga Sibalukhulu, ngoku comba lokwakha lindlu. Injabulo ikithi mfowethu, ingathi amathamsanqa anganda kuwe.

Ngendaba kowesifazane obelethe inyawo, ungadani kakhulu. Sizazama ukuqoqa oma 'pointer', engike ngezwa ngabo la, ukuthi bathathe leso sigaba.

Uyabukeka umsebenzi wakho. Kuhle la, angiyi ndawo!

Bafowethu.

SIBALUKHULU, akusiqondise kwabo ka Nkosikazi. Sizaziqoqa ziphume isibaya zilandele ukuze aphenduke. Umele abekwazi ukuthi usesithenjini senkundla laye. Yena nguye omdala, hk hk hk, kabeke isibindi phansi, Inkundla ngumfaz' omncane, hk hk hk iseseyintandokazi.

Aziphumeni majaha labo babakazi, siyebuya laye.

Li Zwangendaba.

Zwangendaba

hk hk hk utsho kahle! kumele babekezele laba abantu!

Sibalukhulu

Into osekumele uyenze lapha ekhaya yikufaka ingotsha ibhode lomuzi. Ngeke umama ebaleke futhi.

Sibalukhulu.

Ngesifiso sokuthi ube lomuzi oqinileyo njalo olesithunzi, ngibona angathi kunganceda ukuhlola imibhalo yethu yokwakha imizi. Ngombono wami, indlela esihluze ngayo lesiya sihloko, ijulile njalo ingaba lawo amasu okithi lanxa ungaqala ukwakha izikhonkwane zakho zibe lesiqiniseko solwazi oluvela kugoda elifakwe lapha.

Lami ngingathola ithuba lokwakha, ngiza 'printa' ugwalo, oluzaba yi 'manual' yami yokuqondisa umuzi. Inhlelo zonke zomuzi kuyamele zilandele imininingwane elotshwe kugwalo lolo.

hk hk hk hk zama sibalukhulu

Tshono phela sibalukhulu ...i Chatroom kuthiweni ngayo ...muhle sibili umuzi we nkundla kodwa ichatroom ..hmmmm hayi bo.kufana lokufaki indwindwi(isudu) entsha leyembe edabuke emuva..

2005 - wish

An improved chatroom !!

Wishin Everyone a prosperous 2005 ...

Sibalukhulu
I think, what you needed to do yikuthi umama wasekhaya laye athole ithuba/access or a roll kuNkundla, freely and independently,ukwenzela ukuthi laye akhulume/athethe labanye omama/amanina akhona lapha eNkundleni. (with respect)So far you have been all alone kuNkundla without her getting invoved. Women always want their signatures to be put down nxa kusakhiwa umuzi (no offence). Nxa umama wasekhaya esecitha umuzi because of the reason you stated above, it's either, ucabanga ukuthi Inkundla ngeyamadoda wodwa, abafazi abavunyelwa. Or else usulala ngo-3 ngoba icansi alisaziwa koSibalukhulu, ngenxa yomsebenzi wakho owenzayo ebulenjini without her knowledge or Pay Slips brought forward.

Xolani bo u Sibalukhulu akathukwa kodwa asimqondiseni, eyethu imizi izalandela ngenxa yeNkundla yona eyakha isizwe kanye lemizi.

Ngizokuma lapha uSibalukhulu

MINA ANGILA ENGINGAWATSHO NGISASE NGUMAFIKIZOLO KODWA HATSHI AKULA ENGIKUSOLAYO.NGIYABONGA NGALE IWEHUSAYITHI LOBANJE LAMI ISZANGI LALISA NGAPHANDLE KWENGUBO(U MAMA KASAYIZWISISI INDABA YENKUNDLA THIS NKUNDLA THAT)

Ntshontsho

Kulomkhuhlane omutsha ofikileyo okuthiwa yi NKUNDLALITIS. Ngibona engathi usukubamba lawe. Ayelapheki ngaphandle kokuthi ufelwe yi computer, lakho ubalama withdrawal symptoms anzima angakwenza ungene esikweledeni usufuna enye i computer.

Usizo engingakuzamela lona yikuthi thelela umama laye umkhuhlane lo.

Nkundlalitis, a nice mkhuhlane, ngingabulala umuntu ongathola ikhambi noma umuthi okwelapha lomkhuhlane. Ngiwuthanda kakhulu uma ngiwuzwa usekhanda, uyehle uyenhliziyweni, uyehle njalo nomzimba wonke uze uyekuthi qathatha emazwaneni. Into engiwuthandela wona kakhulu lomkhuhlane yikuthi is very highly contagious, therefore when it comes to spreading it i am trigger-happy.

Sibalukhulu

Ngithanda ukubonga ukwenelisa kwenu ukubelisi jabulisa ngo msakazo.

A very special thanks to the dj who compiled uhlelo lwalamuhla olwe Afro Jazz. Imini yonke ngitshone ngizitika indlebe nge jazz usikhethele yona. Ngikwethulela i beret nge selection yakho and sengizahlala ngithiye indlebe for uhlelo lolu.

Sibambamahawu lo Sgero
Mina bengicela ukuzwa kini lobabili elikubona kuyimbangela yomkhuhlane omutsha lo owe "Nkundlalitis" Ngibona angani singazi imbangela mhlawumbe singazi ukuthi siwukhwezele kumbe sifake imizamo wokuthundubeza hkhk hk Mina lami sengibona angani ngilawo kodwa angazi ukuthi ubangelwa yini njalo angifisi uphele .

Bilaz

Isikhalazo sakho sizwakele mama. Izikhwicamfundo sesiziphe umlandu to risetshi ngawo lo mkhuhlane basiphawulele masinya imbangela yakhona. Sekubonakala engathi usufuna ukungena ku eperdemic status and classified ku WHO as, "a bacteria that destroys Tshabi-sporangayisis virus."

Ulinde iyaphuma i repoti yakhona masinya.

Mabila

Sekubonakala engathi usufuna ukungena ku eperdemic status and classified ku WHO as, "a bacteria that destroys Tshabi-sporangayisis virus."

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Mabila ungathi ngithanda ukukopa, kodwa ngicabanga ukuthi uSgero nguye okopayo noma lawe ufunde ireport engiyifundileyo.

Laze layibeka kamnandi bafo!! mina ungiphethe blind umkhuhlane weNkundlalitis. Lomsebenzi kangisawenzi kahle nxa ngingatholanga a generous dosage of Inkundla.

Kuhle ukuba lezifundiswa hk hk Nxa iyi epidemic leyo......qiniso lami ngilayo hk hk hk.

Bathi ibangelwa yini?? Yikuthimula kumbe yikungagezi izandla?? Ayibangelwa ngama virus wonala akuma compuyutha kulezinsuku kumbe ngu Sibalukhulu ivirus lakhona ospreya uzwanamina ku webhusayithi yakhona .

Mina ngibona angani kulomoya oza sasivunguzane seTsunami. Ungathi "huuuuuu" umoya wakhona uhambile wena. Ngifunde leripoti lapha elitshengisa ukuthi umkhuhlane wakhona uvusa labasemaphutshini uthole sebe kobola ikeyboard angani abaphelelanga. Abanye kabasadli bazizwa inhliziyo sezimnyama. Abanye ngabadinga iNgwebu babeke eceleni, bajumeke baze barahwe babuye baphaphame bengazi ukuthi yini ethatha indawo. Abantu sebedideke inqgondo ngalo mkhuhlane, i WHO ithe isisiya funa ama consultants from North Korea. Ama consultant la akhangelelwe ukuthi azafika lapha eNkundleni ku ngolwesihlanu ntambama lapha izigulane eziyabe zinengi zifuqana, zimatasatasa khona zibangelwa kakhulu umkhuhlane yi multivariate virus engu dj uBongani Ngwenya .

izikhwica zithi zona they are on the verge of a break-through nge cutting edge research ye Nkundlalitis. Asikhangeleni isikhala lesi, bazasichathekela.

bengicela uncedo sibalukhulu, is it normal ukuthi ngingakwanisi ukungena endlini ethiwa 'EMASEKWENI'.
kule restricted access yini?nceda baba.

Dabs,

Lami ngike ngazama ukungeja kuyala, kuyabhadalelwa yini ukungeja da?

Sibalikhulu ngangithi siyalingana ngobuhlobo kunkundla akavulwe amaseko lawo 'EMASEKWENI' sotheni sonkeni bantu.

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"If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?"
- Albert Einstein

Bafowethu.

ABADALA BATHI KAYIKHULUNYELWA EMASEKWENI.

Kutsho ukuthi le ndawo ayisiyo yakho konke konke. Iseko lona vele liyisiga bafowethu. Lokho ngikwazi ngoba ngelangakithi.

Yikho nxa uSIBALUKHULU ethi EMASEKWENI, kutsho ukuthi yimfihlo.

Li Zwangendaba.

ngangcono bahle bayifihle phela singayiboni ngoba thina si curious phela.

Dabuka

hk hk hk mfanakithi, abemzini ondlebe zikhanya ilanga bathi 'umangoye wabulawa yi curiosity'
Asiyitshiye injalo hk hk kumbe sidinge ama postori angama hackers ama computer.

Sibalukhulu
Muhle njalo mkhulu umsebenzi owenzayo kulinkundla, Kuyabongeka.
Bengithi ngibuze ukuthi kungaba njani nxa kungaba lombhalo webhayibhilini walamuhla njengesaga salamuhla esiphuma kunkundla? Ngiyabonga

Sibalukhulu

Sicela usazise mfowethu, ukuthi uthini ngali mininingwane equkethwe la eNkundleni. Ngombono wakho ubona kusuthisa injongo yakho ungakaqali liNkundla. Sithanda ukwazi njalo ukuthi uyakholisa lawe na ngama hlaya agcwele la.

Sicela ukuthi lawe ungene emaphoxweni laku scamtho lakweze mithi le malini, sizwe imibono yakho.

Sibalukhulu,

Ngilesifiso ukuthi ngabe uyakha i link lapho, esingafaka khona i email-address yabangane esibaziyo abangazi lutho nge Nkundla. Ifacility yakhona iyabe isenza senelise ukumthinta lowo muntu ngesintu, imnxuse lana eNkundleni. Kube lama options okuthui ulakho ukufihla igama lakho.

Ubona njani?

Khuluma Sibalukhulu, please.

Dokotela ngikutshayela ihlombe mfowethu ngomcijo lo ozenawo, abaningi Inkundla kabayazi ngakho ngibona lami kumele thina sibanxuse enkundleni.

Mfowethu

Dokotela,

If you are talking about the forum, there is a link on the top left corner of every topic: UBBFriend: Email this page to someone!.

You can change the name, suject as well as text. We trust people will be ethical when disguising names! The email will be received from "forum@Inkundla.net". That should do the job.

There is a similar facility for recommending Umsakazo. and an advert on Classified ads section.

If you want a recommendation of the site in general, that is something we can look into.

Ngiyethemba ukubana uyitholile impendulo.

Siyabonga Sibalukhulu. Ngiza zama ukwenza njalo, nginxuse uquqaba oluzandisa usapho lwethu la.

kuyabongeka kini batakuli beNkundla ngkusibonisa amnqampunqampu kuMabonakude,yinhle lendaba yokuthola uMabonakude kwi Nkundla

Ngivumelana lawe Maqhame! U Sibalukhulu wenza umsebenzi omkhulu kakhulu ngama news clips la lama interview abo maWelishi. Ngiyazi ukuxoxa lo MaWelishi 30 mins kubelendleko. Uyayilwa nje impi sikubukele. Siyabonga Sibalukhulu. Isibongo sethu asibe ngama peni shuwa to keep the forum alive. Lakusasa shuwa eSibalukhulu !

Sibalukhulu

Lami ngifisa ukuku bonga kakhulu, ngomsebenzi owenzayo. Injabulo ayande emzini wakho, sikufisela amathamsanqa kuthi lapho ohamba khona ungakhubeki, iNkosi ikubhekele lasebusuku, abathakathi baswele amasango, kuthi usapho lwakho lube ngolubusisiweyo. Ingathi isiphala sakho singa tutuma ngokudla. Ngelinye ilanga kummele siwose inyama komthwakazi, ngikuthengele umhlanga wegwayi nxa ubhema, kumbe iMainstay.

Ngibonga konke okwenzayo, kodwa ngithanda iku gcizelela kulokhu.

(1) Umabonakude
(2) IChatroom
(3) Izaga la mazwi ahlakaniphileyo
(4) Isidikidiki saso isigungu (IForamu)
(5) umsakazo (loba nje ngingenelisi ukuthola amagagasi awo)
(6) Indaba (Singathola ezesintu na? silakho na ukuthumela indaba zalapho esikhona?)
(7) Ukucitsha imibhalo engaqondanga


Sicela ama khathuni Sibalukhulu, ngibona angathi bakhona abalolwazi loku dweba lapha enkundleni, abangathumela amaCartoon, sibe le cartoon gallery.

Sicela njalo i link yokuthi nxa uphakathi kuforum ulakho ukweqela kuChat, kumbe iNdaba ungazange uqhwande ikhasi lakuqala.

How about having a chatroom that enables the use of webcams! Im sure that would interest a few people.

Manje pho wena lami njengoba siyizipoko zeSabatheni sizaphuma yini kuleyo mifanekiso, hk hk hk?

Cde Pots

Ngomunye umnyaka ngitshada,abantu bakhunga ngengqathayi zembuzi lensiba zenkukhu AND NGAZILANDA after umtshado hk hk hk hk. Ezinye ngathola kuthiwa zafa.

Uyifake lapho okumele ingene khona. Kuyabongeka ukusukumela phezulu kwakho. Indoda ngenjalo mfanakithi.

Sibalukhulu baba
As always uyabukeka umsebenzi wakho.
Njengoba nje umuzi ukhula kangaka njalo amacontributions esanda kungabanjani ukubale search engine enkundleni? Ngibona singelisa ukudinga amacontributions akudala kumbe sicinge ezinye izihloko andubana siqale esinye sona vele sesasungulwa kudala. Ngiyabonga

Uxola sibalukhulu
Bengingayiboni isearch lapha ekhona. I hope abanye labo abangayibonanga bancedekile. Ungixolele

for info purposes: call Zimbabwe for 1p
http://www.niftylist.co.uk/country_238.html

Ayisikho kudana lokho ngisehluleka ukuxhuma kuSeva yeNkundla. Bengibona angani kulesitha esizama ukucima imibono yethu kulesisigungu.

Siyajabula sesiphendukile njalo la.

Isifiso sami esikhulu ngesokuthi Sibalukhulu usazise njenge zihlobo zakho ukuthi uzakhona ukwenza imentenensi ngoba thina sisuke sicabange ukuthi sokulempi.

Siyabonga Sibalukhulu, ngizaku nxusa sizo shaya ingquzu esibhedlela.

Banengi abagulileyo sibili ngendaba yokuswelakala kweNkundla okweviki lonke.

UMabila yena uvele wathwalelwa esibhedlela eselesifo senhliziyo

Mthimbali lokhe engakaphumi eNgutsheni ngoba into le imsanganise ingqondo

Sphepheli yena uthethwe ngowamathambo, engasaqhuqhi nje

Bunandi yena uphiwe awe bp

Bhudaza yena ngizwe kungathi ucine ethwalelwa ko siyazi eLuton bayamcaba ngoba eselezifayifa

mina ama hallucination bathi ebesezidlalela, sengibona ama forum emdulwini.

uKaMjaji bathi uke wahamba nqunu yena ethi ugqoke imbala yeNkundla

Hlathi mfana wami usungekele i hunger strike ke manje

Skhuvethe, Sibamba, Sinatha, no ku grand bafana bakithi selingama i march yenu lingasayi bhikitsha eUN. Sekulungile.

Ngilokuthokoza kakhulu ngoba abantu bakwethu sebezaphila.

Haaaaaa shuwa ngaze ngaphila hk hk hk
I mawusi yami ibingasakwazi ukuthi iqale ngokuqonda phi ngoba iyazi layo ukuthi nxa ngiyithinta nje iyaku forum hk hk hk hk


Sibalukhulu sikwethesa icala! Ungathi usazi ukuthi wazidalela wedwa ama addicts, uthule zwi angani awusuwe onileyo?? Mina ngicela i ekisiplanetshini ku Sibalukhulu lokuxolisa okulonhlonzi kokugula lokhu engibeyikhokhona. Lenhliziyo ibingasabonakali emitshineni e icu.

Ngama bhayinokhula ami ngibonile abanengi bebhoda ngemuva kwama khompuyutha, betshila incingo ukuthi mhlawumbe ingavuleka i forum. Mina bengithi ngixotshiwe yalela mina ngedwa!

Sicela ufake i generator ye standby please Sibalukhulu ukwenzela ukuthi nxa kucitsha futhi, sibe le olithanethivu hk hk

Glad to be back!

Senzenjani kungavalwa lapha futhi Sibalukhulu please??

Glad to be back

Uyakhanya umsebenzi sibalukhulu.

Kuyabongeka

Misani indiza ka Tshisa isizaphapha hk hk. Bathi ubesesiya ema wofisini eBosso esiyancedisa ukudinga uOmega ethi nguye oloye le forum hk hk hk

Benmash usungaphenduka ku 40 days/nights fast yakho emaguswini eSt Catherin's ngapho!

Novuyo lo Mini sekulungile bo Mama hk hk Phumani ngaphansi kwejali lingasubuka yikufutha!

HatshiBo yekela abantwana sebezwile ngebhanti mama! Yehlisa umoya sekulungile hk hk

Sicela i update ka Makhosi hk hk Usenze ezilayiphi?

Dokotela yekela izifundo zesiTutsi ngapho. Phenduka ekhaya hk hk hk

Bhudaza beka phansi itshoba lomkhonto nsizwa kuzwakele....

Inkundla is back with a bang and so we are!


Bayethe!

Halala, sekuze kwenzakala lokhuyana madoda.

Kutsho phela banengi abantu akade bedaniswe yikungafinyeleleki kwenkundla! Zinengi izinto ezithumba izinhliziyo zabantu; abanye badliswa ngabafazi babalandele ngitsho lasemihlanganweni yabomama; abanye bathengisa abafazi bathenge i-bosso(njengami); abanye badakwa balale khona; abanye bafun' ukufela embusweni(njengo??????); abanye baxukux' i-mouse bakhuhluz' i-computer kusukela ekuseni laze layatshona bedinga Inkundla!(njengoMabila)

SGERO

1 2 TESTING HAYI KUTSHO UKUTHI ISIKHONA SIBILI.YEYI NDODA BEKUNZIMA BABA AMALANGA LAWA ADLULILEYO,SITHABELA USIBAKHULU OSUKE WAPHANGISA UKUBISELA UHLELO EBULEJINI

BAYETHE WENA SIBALUKHULU

SO SGERO SIHLANGANE KUHLELO AKULALWA NGOLWESIHLANU .


LOZE LIDLIWE NINI IQHUDE?

Imawusi kade isilobulembu ngokunga setshenziswa.

USibalukhulu ngifuna ukuthi ngimnxuse sizo gida ezakithi, siyishaye igquzu ngama gumboots kuze kunuke urabha. Ngingazi ukuthi uyawazi yini amantshomane le bhiza. Ngifuna ukumnathisa le hothi.

Sgero, wena kuzamele si selebrethe ngamawoso, kumele sose eye US$300 siyidle size siyiqede. Sisuka khonapho siye qhwanda iskapenya, sis'sebenze kuze kuphume intuthu endlebeni zomniniyo.

siyabonga sibalukhulu kuyabukeka lokhu

I like the dancing "work" on the Inkundla home page ngo mkhulu lomsebenzi. Please give us more details about the proposed UK Mthwakazi get together. I'm sure it will be the highlight of my year this year. Where will it be? When?

What about giving us a general idea of the cost of running this site so that we can donate from a position of knowledge rather than feeling as if we are throwing money at a bottomless pit? Certainly I'd be willing to contribute to its maintenance considering how much enjoyment I get from it.


Siyabonga

Wow bakwethu
Its ******* good to be back indeed

Gelas when I count to three you will open your eyes and won't remember anything ...1...2...3

Now where were we???

Mjaji

sufikile ku 3? singaphi vele?

It's good to be back. Iyeza i Friday and am sure kule yona kuyabe kudabuka i pantie ngoba uDJ Bongs ngimbone ko Mgoli Mjibha lako Anand eshop ama LP amatsha.

hk hk hk
Gelas topi
You had been well and truly hypnotised by being offline!!
Pho usayazi yini i-g string? Just to bring you back to speed; ubungu Mkhokheli were Mthwakazi G-string brigade umsekeli wakho yinsizwa igama layo ngu-Tshisa!