Umangikhumbula ngalendaba kufika kimi igama lika King Mswathi we Swazini.Kodwa ke abafazi abedlula ten ngensuku zalamhla bayeneliseka na? Ukahlala nje labo njalo lezemacansini taking into consideration ukuthi asisayazi imithi eyayidliwa ngoKhokho bethu ababelezithembo. Lanxa ususehluleka emacansini,ungeke wabathengela ama-Vibrator ngoba uyabe usuvumile ukuth'aw'senelisi emacansini.Ngobunengi babafazi alabo uMswathi,kutsho ukuthi in two weeks time udlula kanye emfazini oyedwa.Which is very unfair these days seku lamaEqual rights.Njengoba kuqakathekile ukuphumuza umzimba lengqondo,yena kungenzekala na ukuth'usebenza almost daily ecansini.Ngoba lolosuku lapha akhona umama laye uyabefuna asale ezwile mpela.Ithiwani lendaba ngaz'insuku?

Ha mekeleni bazamnyisa abafazi.

Nxa engekho kanti uthi yena ngubani ukhudumeza ingubo

hk hk hk kulabomandawo abame engotsheni.

khona kuyahlupha mfokababa lundoda uthwele nzima okwamagama kodwa into ekhona kusesikweni lakubo.
Thina esingafundanga sizothi uthengisa inhlanzi ngoba uzobenzani bonke labo.Yona into yokuthi sokulotshiki lobhanqa phakathi kwabesilisa labesifazana angihambelani layo ngoba seyadiliza imizi eminengi.

kodwa lumfo ukhona anakho kufanelwe ahlolisiswe okuzwayo,mhlawumbe ulomfusankunzi.

Phakathi komumo onje ingotsha yiyo yiyo. Kanti bangenzani abantwana babantu. Nanku phela uthatha intanga elegazi eligijimayo efuna insizwa kuzwa. Yena njengomuntu ongaqabukiyo icansi nxa eselamakhosikazi alitshumi abanye bengabaqabukayo angenelisa yini. Ziyamncedisa izitshomi engotsheni hanti vele esintwini kuthiwa kusinwa kudedelwana. Ma ededile koNakaManka ebhizi koNaMfana iztshomi ziyabe zisina KoNaManka. Worse still uphonguthatha abantu not because he loves them kumbe ubaqomisela bamthanda labo. Those people will be having their own boy friends who proved themselves ngokuqomisa baze bathandwa. Suddenly you think they can forget their boyfriends simply because sebengabesgodlweni. When the king has broken the virginity, basala belomdlozela wokuzwa ukuthi izithandwa zabo beziza performa njani and they are likely to 'kwejisa' with them. Lawe nguwe Sgero tshomi lami, akutsho ngizwe, can you leave isimomotshwane sakho owasemukwa yinkosi silamba wena khonapho wasemukwa ungakasibandezeli engotsheni. Hanti uyayincedisa inkosi lapho esilela khona.

GASELOMHLE:Akukhobuhlungu yini ukuvulelwa indlela?

Umswati ulengis inhliziyo kuphela. kasithi thina ngomvulo ulalo kuNdhlovukazi yokuqala, ngolwesibili kowesibili , ngolwesithathu njalo njalo- kabaqedi bonke. Ulobuhwaba

GUGULETHU:
Ngempela dadewethu kubuhlungu ukuvulelwa indlela kodwa ke kulo umumo esixoxa ngawo uyabe ungela option. Ngezake phela ulwise inkosi ngoba ikwemuke intombi yakho njalo kusobala ukuthi you will be having no chance of marrying that lady. So nxa usukwejisa layo kuyabe sekuyikujola nje lokudelisa inhliziyo ngoba phela that affection which brought you together will not have just died like that.

nge qiniso inkosi yinkosi ngeke uphikisane layo,njalo wenza umathanda ebantwini bakhe,labo abanto baphenduka izilima,

khona inkosi yinkosi, ubhejela ukukhotha amathe ayo.

Yikuthi nje yona impilo kukhanya ivele injalo. Kambe ensukwini zethu lezi ezanamhla ukhona yini ongakhothiswa amathe omunye???? Ikakhulukazi kubahlali bemadolobheni. Endulo indoda bekuthiwa 'yinja' ngoba kusaziwa ukuthi iyake inyathele ngebatha lapha lalaphana. Kodwa namhlanje labomama ungathi sebebambe nyawo lunye. Yikho nje lomatshaya abhuqe elokhu ememetheka.

Ngivumelana lawe Gasela.Kunsuku zalamhla nge-Aids le khona kuzaphela imuli.Ngoba oyedwa angazama ukutshebisa eceleni uyabuya le-HIV ngekhaya.But the thing is abantwana babantu abangeke babulawe ngumnqantsho ngendoda eligovu. Umntwana othathwa nguMswathi lamhlanje eyi-virgin elanda umuntu oleminyaka etshukana lezalukazi.Its very unfair.I think uMswathi ule programme eyezemacansini.lamhla nxa efun'etshisayo,e-tight,oleminwe e soft,o-romantic,oyi shackayo, uyazi lapha aya khona.

Kodwa lina bo mama balapha ku Forum lithini? Ngizwe oyedwa kuphela UGugulethu.Mabila lo BMK lathula izinto zisonakala why? Liphuma esithenjini yini.

UmSwathi lo angazi uzathiwani kodwa phela bengisekhaya iviki ephelileyo besithi usethethe isweet 16 futhi! Kdwa ababili babafazi bakhe baabsconda! Badinwa abantwana babantu ngokusheya.Maybe futhi kakwazi!

inculaza izomthambisa loya mhuquluzindini thulani lithi zwi.

Hatshi, inkosi yinkosi is nonsense. There must be bounds. This is 2005 amaSwati banga, baya emuva, what then is the point. The king is suppossed to protect the nation and make sure it develops in accordance with other nations. If the king leads by example then if the example is bad njengaka Mswathi then there are problems. Where are the engineers in Sawziland, the scientists, none, He must change with the times or it is better there is no king. It is better a Republic of Mthwakazi maybe we have a constitutional monarch restrained by the constitution.

Bakithi People are going to space umSwathi is making a fool of our culture, Like Africans have no sexual restraint. Phansi noMswathi.

Maybe, but just maybe within my opinion, thus where we can learn the difference between a King and a President. The President (e.g Zimbabwean one)have all the army and forceful powers to round up all the young women or virgin girls if he wishes to marry or chansi them without giving a toss with or without their consent but only gets limited by political correctness, he officially marrys again when the first lady passes away. With the King (other than the western ones), the women or young ladies voluntarily or culturaly fall for the same man. What a blessing for the King. So we must put the worries away and bear in mind that most of King Mswati's wives are educated, up to date and knows very well what's going on in this crooked world. I wish him the best, phambili ngeNkosi, down with one man one wife. For you will never meet the King engotsheni.

King Zwelithini's latest bride(young to be his grand-grand daughter)

Mangethe!

I am on record laphe khaya ngokuthanda kwami isithembo! Ngilindile nje lami ukuyakuba ngumfazi omncane, intandokazi phela. Isithembo siyahlonipheka kulama small house ngoba sile pentsheni njalo labo Mama bonke balezikhundla hatshi umacatshelana wama small house owamagwala in all directions. Mina ngiyabahlonipha abathethe isithembo ngoba baphumele egcekeni kumphakathi ngokwehluleka kwenyama zabo. It is a lesser evil. DaaaaaaaaaaH

Ngeke ngibambe mina indima yomunye umfazi! Ngizajakadisana leyami hk hk hk

Mabila

okwabomswati labozwelithini yi-abuse yabomama jus to show okuthi they will do anything for power (omama). uze uyetshona upesuka phambi kukazulu ufuna ukukhethwa yinkosi eish! lakanje uqinisile yikuvuma ukuthi you are now being driven by your baser passions,phecelezi, sebecabanga ngamasende, such morons rule nations, you put it as ukwehluleka kwenyama. and for your own information amasmall house akhona lasesithenjini yikho lapho adlwange khona ofeleba laba abakwazi ukuhlala bengavulanga ivirgin, once bengakuvula you are used goods. only women can take that shit no offence bomama, but few abacabangayo bamtshiya umswatindini loya. gone are the days of that nonsense. these men are abusing young women in those regions who come in their thousands hoping to be chosen sis! umswati uses swaziland's meagre resources to feed, pay, dreesup, spoil, entertain,guard,accomodate his wifes their relatives, his children and buy US$40M jet. and the country is living under squalid poverty, AIDS on the rampageb and hunger, while the king uses his testosterone levels to think.

that evil must be rooted out Mthwakazi must reject it outrightly condemn it. gone are the days to surrender to the notion that blacks have small heads and big genitals, mswati and zwelithini testify to that and they are figureheads/dunderheads of our people! idiota!

Wow! isithembo, eish! Insumu yeskapenya, yeyi wena. Lapho, mina lespano angihambi. Kungangcono ngifakwe ku drip yomvusankunzi.

Lapha mina ngizakhuluma ngesethu isithembu thina abantu kodwa nje.
Bakwethu isithembu ayisiyonto elungileyo.Lapho okulesithembu khona kwande ukuhlala kulenkulumo ezingapheliyo sikhathi sonke nje,ngoba ngulowo lalowo umama uyabe efuna ukuthandwa kakhulu njalo abone eyakhe inzalo kuyiyo yodwa ephumelelayo empilweni, okuyikho okudala lobuthakathi phakathi kweguma.Wena baba vele asikhulumi ngawe vele uhle ube yosiyathuyathu nje, kambe imidcozo yonke ihlangana kuwe!
Ngiyalitshela madoda ma ukwenze lokho ngoba ubona usunothile izinto zakho ziyochitheka usale uyinja nje.Khona yena umama lo uyabe ethembeni uma eqonda elinye inina lizihlalele wona amadoda amadoda emanengi kangaka?

sikhathele ngecustomary marrige bakamthwakazi.

AIDS is the answer. uMswati ucabanga ukuthi nxa elele lonamba fayifi umkhamandola lo ummelele. kayocabanga. amagadi lamaminister adla lapho lawo. lalilihle lelo siko kudala abantu bengakahlakaniphi khathesi omama sebewazi amalungelo abo njalo lomkhuhlane ubhahile. ngokunjalo cultural norms and values must change with time to preserve future generations. nxa amakhosi enika izibonelo ezinje sitshabalele isizwe.

Yeyeni bantu! Kanti yena Baba ongahloniphi umhlaba ngokwembulela ingane yakhe ngonjani? Kanti yena umfazi ongasi sowenu olingana lendondakazi yakho ngumfazi na kumbe ngummtanakho ngesintu sakwethu? Angithi esintwini sithi umntwana ngowe sizwe? Pho iNkosi yona nxa isigwegwa isenza umfazi ngokunjani okunjalo?

Mabila, kwaMthwakazi iNkosi yiNkosi ngabantu. ESwaziland inkosi yinkosi ngob*l*.

Bafowethu.

Mina ngizayibeka ngale indlela.

Emandulo bantu ukuthatha bekusenzelwa ukuqhelisa isive. Yikho ngenxa yomehluko wokudalwa kowesilisa kulowesifazane, omame siyazi ukuthi bekufika lapho abangesenelisiyo khona ukubeka amankonyane. Lingizwisise bantwana beNkosi. Ngenxa yakho lokho, ubaba ubethatha unkosikazi omncinyane ukwenzela ukuthi IMBEWU yakhe ingabi ngechithwayo nje. Bekungeke kwenzakala ukuthi athathe untanga wayenaloyo avele elaye ngoba kufunakala umuntu ozakuza zala lapha ekhaya. Bebelobola baze balobole intanga zabazukulu okhokho bethu. INKUNZI PHELA IZALA IZE IYE KUFA.

Yikho izive ezifana lama Zulu, Swati, ezilokhu zilandela okwamandulo, azibuboni lobu ububi esibubonayo thina lapha.

Lembe, hk hk hk, uthi omama balamhlanje sebehlakaniphile??? Angivumi. Balokhu befana nje ngoba balokhu beyizithembu kodwa ezifihliweyo, kumbe ngithi ezizibiza ngamanye amagama.

Mina ngikholwa ngesithembu samandulo, ubaba njenge nhloko yomuzi, aqine ngesandla, hatshi ukuthi ahlukuluze amakhosikazi, chaa!, kodwa abe lesandla esiqinileyo. Sizalwa kizo izithembu, asizange siyibone i AIDS kubogogo labo mame. Ibuye manje sebewazi ama "EQUAL RIGHTS" omame balamhla.

Liyibona njani???

Li Zwangendaba.

Zwangs

these days akusayenzi ukuthi iAIDS yayingekho liqiniso but ukuthi isikhona is reality and abezithembo lamasmall house lizophela akujiki ,nine-nine. ingangena kwamswati uzosibikela. umkhulu wami wayelaso isithembu too much talks lomhawu and funny names ebantwaneni hk hk. mina ngithi abamasmall house pliz labesithembu sebenzisani amacondom hk hk.

Bafowethu.

Ngiyakuzwa Lembe. Your point is very strong indeed. Uqinisile uma uthi i AIDS isikhona. Bhoqo. This is now a question of moral values.

Ubuzekezeke behlukene lesithembu. Yibo obudala ukugcwala kwe AIDS, chaa isithembu. Kutsho ukuthi labo abafuna ubuzekezeke kumele bawasebentise ama CONDOM beqinile. Akulani ukuthi basesithenjini, loba bango One-on-One.

Li Zwangendaba.

Zwangs

kuhle siyavumelana, uyabona abomswati bayahlola ababo but thina injwati abanguten uzabaphani uzabahlola kolobani. iprobability yokuthola iAIDS is very high nxa selibanengi emtshadweni. njengoba uvuma ukuthi isizekezeke yiso esibangela limikhuhlane, on layman's terms isizekekeze is being sexually involved with more than one partner of which isthembo becomes an incubator and hatcher of STIs. AIDS is the most common and dreaded in our region. therefore sekumele sithi deny ourselves of some of our then functional values like isithembu esasisihle ekwandiseni isizwe, now it can be a deadly pandemic.