Kengibuze bantu bakithi, kulabo abanatha lento abayithi butshwala.

Akukhathalekile ukuthi ngobesintwini kumbe obesilungwini, kodwa yini emnandi ngalinto? Anginathi mina njalo angikaze nginathe selokhu kwabayimi kodwa ngihleli ngizibuza ukuthi why into ekufiphalisa amehlo, ibuye ibulale umcabango ithandeka kangaka.

Akelingichazele bakwethu lina elibudlayo.

Saduva, imphendulo egcweleyo kangilayo sibili, kodwa utshwala ngazake ngithi bumnandi okwetshukela kodwa bumnandi. i think it's psychological, the feeling u have after drinking is just unique. ubamnandi nje lanxa uwedwa uzihlalele uyazizwa ukuthi usu-right.

i've a friend who doesn't drink but ngamawkends he insists ukuthi siyenatha (yena uyabe enath'coke). i've heard acouple of people say icompany yezidakwa imnandi. ithink ukudhakwa yikuzilibazisa nje.

hayi mina, ngiyofel'etshwaleni kwenzenjani...

hawu suka madoda!

Bafowethu.

Mina ngizacela u Saduva ukuthi aqale ngesivimbo kuphela sotshwala. Nxa ungaqubukanga, uzame ingxenye yokhezo. Nxa kuvuma uzame ingxenye ye nkomitsho. Ubusungitshela ukuthi kuthini.

Any way, Ungihlekisile sibili nxa uthi utshwala buyafiphalisa amehlo. Akunjalo, buyawavula abe zimbumbuluza.

Ubumnandi botshwala bufana lobe bilebile, abutapili kodwa bukupha omzwa wakho ongeke wawuchathekela omunye. Ukuthi ube wazi buzame, kodwa ungaqali ngokudakwa.

Li Zwangendaba.

..............njalo utshwala bukunika idlabuzane phela ,nxa kulento ofuna ukuyenza,uba lesibindi soku qomisa wesintwana nxa umesaba ukumlanda u sobha ..hk
kodwa hayi utshwala ayisiyo nto embi,umuntu nje nguye osuka ebunathe ebudlulise abesewona seqeda lapho,kodwa ukubaunathela ukuthi uzigwejisele buhle kabi,manje kualabanye abasuke bebunathele ukuthi ngibuboneleni,bebesebeya phazamisa into zomhlaba.

Sonke singabantu, ngesilungu bathi fallible kumbe gullible kangazi. Abanye bayabhema, uzibuze ukuthi ubhemelani iphaphu liza phela. Abanye ngabe nsango, uzibuze ukuthi zingam hlanyisa ke. Abanye bathanda izidwaba, lanxa umuntu esazi ukuthi igcikwane ligcwele emhlabeni. Yibuthutha bethu sonke njenga bantu. Njalo kule element ye addiction.

Ngama fitshane hatshi utshwala lami ngivumelana loTshisa bulungile uma ungedlulisanga amalawulo!

Magents ngixolela ngoba ngizame ukutshay' IsiNdebele ukuthembela ukuthi mina angiphuzi utshwala ngenxa amareligious convictions wami.

Phezu kwalokhu ngithi mina angisoze ngikhulumile amanga.

uma ekhona okwaziyo ukupheka utshwala besintu kasinxuse sibukhanuka njani bakithi.

Mtshede asivuvuki isiNdebele yini?ngangcono usebenzise isikhiwa.

Sorry Silimura could you just repeat that in English?

I don't really understand SiNdebele.

Enkomponi e luton ngizwa kuthiwa abantu bayapheka isikokiyana.Bantu abaphuza umqombothi asibulali isibindi yini isikokiyana?

Isikokiyana siyabulala. ngikengasinathiswa ngabafana this xmas. siyadabula nxa ungasinathanga kuhle. loba kuthwa singiswele njani imali, isikokiyana hayi! ikhona iNdlovu.

abasitshaya kuhle bathi nxa usudakwa uwa straight ngebunzi kumbe ngesiphundu onetime

bakithi mina angiboni ububi botshwala. ngoba ngilapha ngikhule ngamabele. masikhangela kuhle yonke into iyadaka ngoba phela ungake uvuke usidla uze ulale usidla. abantu bathi kuyasuthwa nxa kuyisitshwala , why bengathi kuyasuthwa nxa kubutshwala bethi umuntu odle isitshwala udakiwe.

Ingwebu...uyidle uyikholise labanye...ngakho budle ubukholise labanye..uma uyi one ngeze ubukholise..hk hk

kanti bafowethu,umtshede lowu ngubani ongena lapha esitshele ukuthi yena kezwa isindebele sibhale ngesikhiwa??
akusihloniphe ndoda hamba endaweni zama zimu nxa ungezwa ulimi oluhle olujule kanje

hawu yebo.....why manje engazivezi ngoba thina sithi ongazi isiNdebele yisitha.kungcono athathe iNdebele ukuze liumsize ngetranslation.

hawu silamakhiwa lathi?kuhle lokhu maybe engasinceda ngemsebenzi .ungaphi kwelizwe njalo usazi njani isindebele ,ngithandda ukwazi nje kodwa ngiyamamukela ngesihle enkundleni kakukhanyi njengomuntu oyisitha lowu,he's ours!!!

Mina angikholwa ukuthi uMtshede likhiwa.I think udlala ngenqondo zethu umemba lowu.ngubani olobufakhazi ukuthi ulikhiwa sibi sibi?ngiyasola..

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'tshela mina ngitshele abelungu'

Eqinisweni, ubufakazi mina angilabo sibili, kodwa over the discussions we have been having I have concluded that ulikhiwa.

Lona ibizo elithi Mtshede hanti libizo lika Robert Moffat aliphiwa nguMzilikazi?

Ngibona engani uLobengula kumbe someone else khonapha kuforum uke wakhuluma into ehambelana lokuthi uMtshede likhiwa.

see ipost kaLobengula ela http://www.inkundla.net/ubb/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=3;t=000040;p=1#000020 ,the second from the last.

Kanti yena kasazikhulumeli?

MTSHEDE, can u please clarify for the good of everyone, siyakucela.

Um I would like to join in this conversation but I don't understand a word.

Maybe someone could help me.

What is ikhiwa?

Abanyebethu bathi it is a type of fruit eaten by monkeys and some people.

Is this true?

Umtshed usehlanya .mekeleni lingahlekele uhlanya lugeza luyadla isepa.

Ntozakho can you help me to learn some Sindebele?

What is the difference between nqundu and ngqondo?

It seems that some people think with the former and do not bother to employ the latter.

ahh wena Mtshede manje sesibonile ukuthi isindebele uyasazi njalo uyasizwisisa nxa ulikhiwa jaha vela egcekeni hatshi ukuzama ukudlala ngathi.Ukhanya wazi amabala anzima kakhulu kodwa lawo okufuze kuyiwo owaziyo kawuvumi ukuthi uyawazi ,yinto bani leyo?

Mhlekazi ehlonipekayo ngidabukile ukuthi ngikhulile emalokishini abelungu weLodisha angisifundanga iSindebele esikoleni kodwa ngazifunda izindima ezinye. Manje kuyiqiniso ukuthi angikwazi ukuthi ngiyasazi iSiNdebele esiphezulu - ngiyakhasa-nje njeng' izingane.

Kodwa your reverence NGIYAZAMA.

Ngijabula kakhulu ukufunda amazwi akho.

As you say I am 'ours'.

Thank you for saying that.

PS Mayelana izindima, ngiqondisile ukuthi izindimi.

Ngiyabonga.

ngitsho njalo

Ntozikabanibani please let me know what you are trying to say when you know what you are trying to say.

Thank you.

Mbulu-wa I hope you are not feeling as green as your icons today.

kambe madoda indaba yotshwala obumnandi kangaka isingaze ikhutshwe endleleni li green bomber leli umtshede.
aaayi madoda akula nto eyedlula amabele ngobunandi..phela nxa ubunatha ubuzwa busithi shelelele emphinjeni, esiswini uzwe kusithi shhhhh;
aah manje ungabuzwa sebufika engqondweni ubekwazi ukuthi sufike ku orgasm yakhona....

Dabuka udlani okudliwa yinyoka..hk hk
ngiyakuzwa uyabazi mpela ubunandi botshwala and ukhuluma ngawo amasese lawana akushayisa ngotsheko e next day...hk hk

Thanks Siliruma and Bhabhelazemhlaba. Though I could not understand what you wrote I am sure it was not worth reading.

Utshwala angizange ngibelendaba labo ngoba ngangizigijimisela icawe lebhola lombejo.Ubunandi bakhona bungaph?Yikukhohlwa okwenzileyo izolo abanye abantu bathi utshwala bukupha i "dutch courage"liqiniso na?Ilimez yami yayithi inganatha ikhuluma konke efuna ukukukhuluma njalo igcine isikhala.

Bafowethu.

MALIMAZA. Uyabona manje, Ilumez yakho yiyo ebaziyo utshwala. Konke ukunatha kulesizatho. Unganathela isibindi. Omunye anathele ubugwala, esenzela ukuthi angayisika, kusasa avike ngokuthi ubenathile (edakiwe). Omunye unathela ukuthi one.

Kodwa onatha aze akhale, uyabazi utshwala.

Li Zwangendaba.

Ake lingixolele Silimaru mfowethu ngizaspella igama lakho kahle .

Yenza njalo Mdetshe!!

nansi esinye isizatho sokunatha: ungathi kha ukhezo lwensimbi ( hot stuff) uyaqina emacansini, umama wangakwakho uyasutha -abathetheye buzani kubomama umahluko wendlela ubaba odlala ngayo ecansini nxa ebunathile compared to nxa engu soberman.

mina utshwala nginathela ukutri ngingene kuhle konakamakhelwane ayenginika akupha umakhelwane wami...bungipha isibindi siii..

...kuyini i"faro"?

Yeyeni bo!! nank' umhlola. Sitshele Silimula, yini "ifaro"?

Waze wangidabula inhliziyo nsizwa, kambe awuboni ukuthi sunqotshiwe nxa sukhuluma kanje?

Khuzani uvalo bafethu,akula nkinga....kancane kancane,lana bengithetha ngomkholiso.Mayuyu induku phansi,akula mvundla ovusiweyo lana!!
Ngiliqondise bafethu,igama nguSirumula not usilimula!!take note.

Yebo Zihlobo!

Utshwala yinto engalunganga. Mina ngake ngabuzama, kwehlula kudala ngabo 1997. Isibindi sokweqa uthango siletha ingozi. Bathi, lembula ingubo lingene, Umzenzi kakhalelwa. Ma umkakhe engabakwazi ukuthi uya mtshontshela ikhekhe lakhe uzakuthini? Ma kunguwe mfowethu, ubungezwa njani.

Utshwala, bufiphalisa amehlo ngoba, lesalukazi usibona siyi ntombi egcweleyo. Imicabango yakho iba ngeye s'phangi-phangi, ucine uwele emgodini - (Ingculazi, Isiki, Amacala, Inzondano, Ukumithi sa/swa).

Utshwala futhi bule nkinga enkulu okumangalisayo, kundaba ze mpilakahle. Kulemkhuhlane eminengi kakhulu ebalisa owezinso, izilonda empinjeni le siswini. Buya tshisa loku phazamisa ijwabu laloyo obunathayo.

Ukuthi insimbi, yenza ukuthi ube lamadlabuzane emacancini, ngibona angani mfowethu, yinkulumo nje yabantu. Sasisizwa kuthiwa ungabhema insango, uba lamadlabuzane emacancini ungathatha amahola amane unga phumulanga. Kodwa lokhu yinkulumo nje kuphela ekhuthaza abangane ukuthi banathe kakhulu.

Nangu uDokotela eyibreaker down indaba kagasela...kugcono ngoba wake wabulabila Dokotela..of course most of the stories abt igas are just myths which act as a source of motivation especially to under performers emacansini or as an excuse to wrongdoers.
But as long as unathe to the limit Dokotela ugasela uright ngoba your visoin won't be blurred nor your judgement..okubi yikunatha njengoMbasela,oshaya amaquart,["oheadmaster"],angu 8..that's over e limit.

Lisalikhumbula iculo elake ladl' ubhedu lithi

'wamnandi uBeer, waze wamnandi ngabe bawukhanda ngani, ngca, ngca, ngca?'

AYAKHULUMA AMADODA.

Bakwethu!

Utshwala buyaku jujukisa umziba wonke, njalo bukwenza ube lokungenelisi emacansin, ngoba buya limaza impilakahle.
Kungaba khona ukuswla inzalo, kumbe ukuswela amadlabuzane, kumbe njalo ukuswela amandla emacansini.

Hamba ku : http://www.mckinley.uiuc.edu/health-info/drug-alc/sex-alco.html

Yikho, yeka utshwala, ukuze ube lempilakahle, lase macansini!

Amankwebevu

Bandla lakwethu!

Mina amankwebevu angiwathi mbibi - nhlobo!

Ngikhumbula amazwi kamkhulu wami ngezinkathi ngisemfushane. Wayengexwayisa ngamanzi amponjwana. Yayish’ impunga endala kaNdonga ithi:

‘Ubothela kancane mfana.
Ubothi mothu, ushay’ ushiye.
Bhasopa utshwala lobu.
Gawul' ubheke ngob’ utshwala buyazakhel’ ikhehla labo!
Buyazakhela nomagriza!

Bhasopa amankwebevu
Umaconsana lona, uconsel’ esibindini – ashis’ amaphaphu!
Shaya kancane nje – isisu esihle sibongwa yilanga'

uMntongenakudla kaNgogwane waKwaDlangezwa.
uVeyane.
okaShiy' osefile.
Inkwali yenkosi.
uMtubatuba kaSomkhele.
uShamase kaNdonga.

Inxangiphilile.
KwelikaMthaniya.