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#30380 - 10/02/05 08:38 AM Ezemacansini
velengingowakho Offline
Mafikizolo

Registered: 09/28/05
Posts: 1
Loc: Zimbabwe
hawu zihlobo liyakwazi ukuthi o auntie kabaseko sesithembele kuyoli internet kambe njengomfazi osesiyayenda ngiziphatha njani ezemacansini ngincedani

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#30381 - 10/03/05 12:42 AM Re: Ezemacansini
Sibambamahawu Offline
Ndunankulu
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Registered: 05/04/04
Posts: 805
Loc: KwaGodlwayo
Kulula ke lokhu dadewethu, yimina u auntie walapha eNkundleni.
Okokuqala kummele unikeze umyeni wakho uthando lwangeqiniso.
Okwesibili kungalalwa ngaphandle kocansi, uma uthi wehlulekile dadewethu bona ukuthi at least uyenza six times a week.

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#30382 - 10/02/05 09:28 PM Re: Ezemacansini
mzukulu-kagogo Offline
Ngqwele

Registered: 06/17/05
Posts: 113
Loc: eMajawundeni
Vele

uyabona o-auntie abakhuluma njengalowana owemathonto uvele ungasaba entertain ngoba uzakufa usuyimince meat nxa ungathathwa ngoMike Tyson abazabe bekupukla mihlayonke.angakutshaya uzongitshela ngizabe sengileplan by then otherwise imilayo okumele sikuphe yona minengi kakhulu ungacina ukhohlwa

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#30383 - 10/03/05 01:23 AM Re: Ezemacansini
Sgero Offline
Ndunankulu

Registered: 05/31/04
Posts: 642
Loc: United Kingdom
Dade, ngibuze nje lapha andubana ngifaka umbono wami: Usuke wama yini engotsheni before kumbe uyaqalela khona emendweni?

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#30384 - 10/04/05 12:02 AM Re: Ezemacansini
Mangethe Offline
Ngqwele

Registered: 08/26/05
Posts: 195
Loc: Bulawayo
Silabo Auntie abathembekileyo lapha ku-forum.U
Mabila lo Bunandi kill me.Akulantw'embi abangaku tshela yona.Kodwa uzothola i-advice enhle.
UBunandi Kill me uzokutrainer ngezoku lahl'mlenze
[clap] [clap] [clap]

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#30385 - 10/04/05 12:59 AM Re: Ezemacansini
Mabila Offline
Nkosi
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Registered: 05/14/04
Posts: 2123
Loc: Ayowa
Enje kayitshukelwa ebandla Dade! Hk hk Aluba uze ngasese sakulaya qho!

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#30386 - 10/03/05 03:19 PM Re: Ezemacansini
Lobengula Offline
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Registered: 09/16/03
Posts: 1077
Loc: Tsholotsho
Vele

Njengoba ususiyakwenda dadewethu, ibhulugwe kalisagqokwa mntanami. Imizi ichitheka kangaka nje ngenxa yowesimame olala egqoke ibhulugwe.

Amaparatutes akho ungahle ubuye lawo lapha eNkundleni uzewa auctioner, abafana be collectors' items okaMjaji labo Sgero bazahle bawathenge ngokushesha. Kodwa ke for your virginity test, you have to see uDokotela walapha ekhaya ukuze sithi nxa silobolisa umhkwenyana sisazi ukuthi ngeke ahlupheke, struggling to get in. Ngitsho zonke intombi zalapha ekhaya zibhobozwe nguye uDokotela.

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#30387 - 10/03/05 03:42 PM Re: Ezemacansini
kaMjaji Offline
Nduna

Registered: 06/08/04
Posts: 329
Loc: ESkwakweni
Dade Mabila
Kanti kulemfihlakala okungamele yaziwe ngobaba yini na? Angithi uma ulaya udade umazisa ngokwakha umuzi wakhe? Pho nxa kungokuhle okwakhayo dade kungani laye umyeni wakhe angakuzwa. Kumbe njalo kulemfihlo okumele afike layo emzini wakhe omutsha?
Lobs mina sengikholektha ama-g-string kuphela Nkosi. Okunye ungabuza umfowethu uSigelo loDok. Ngizwa angathi bafuna uku-merger ibusiness yama parachute!

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#30388 - 10/03/05 04:02 PM Re: Ezemacansini
Mangethe Offline
Ngqwele

Registered: 08/26/05
Posts: 195
Loc: Bulawayo
Caca Lobs,Yiliphi elingasagqokwayo? I-G string kumbe elide? Akula mfaz'ongakwaziyo ukuthi uma endile elomkakhe akumelanga alale egqokile leli elincane.Lay'umntwana Mabila.Njalo kumele ahlale e-clean sheven ol the thayme.

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#30389 - 10/03/05 05:04 PM Re: Ezemacansini
Mabila Offline
Nkosi
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Registered: 05/14/04
Posts: 2123
Loc: Ayowa
KaMjaji!

I am sparing you guys the unnecessary details. Ngifuna ubaba abone i finished product.......

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#30390 - 10/03/05 05:07 PM Re: Ezemacansini
kaMjaji Offline
Nduna

Registered: 06/08/04
Posts: 329
Loc: ESkwakweni
Kuzwakele Dade
Pho thina obaba esilaywa ebhawa siyokwazi njani ukuthi i finished product yiphi? Lokhu ebhawa ukulaywa kuyangokuthi uthenge izikali ezingaki!

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#30391 - 10/03/05 07:30 PM Re: Ezemacansini
mkhize ozikhizayo Offline
Nduna

Registered: 05/30/04
Posts: 349
Loc: Emaguswini
Wenze into enhle kakhulu ngokubika kulokuthi siyeyangeka emzini dadewethu.njengoba wonke amadoda esethe fahlafahla ngalokho akuphetheyo mina ngizokuthi ma sokufuneka amalobolo ungathandabuzi kusekhaya yimhlambi lemihlambi.

Mabila dadewethu yeka silaye omunye njengoba induna u Lobs ithi yona wadlula khona, indaba ungayeki omunye laye elaywe.umhawu ngowani dadewethu.Zonke indaba zitshukelwa ebandleni.

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#30392 - 10/03/05 07:37 PM Re: Ezemacansini
Mabila Offline
Nkosi
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Loc: Ayowa
Mkhize Baba angitshongo ukuthi kangalaywa umtwana. Ngithe mina njengo Babakazi wakhe, ngizamlaya ngasese lingezwa lina.Uyakuya kumkakhe esengu mkentshe!

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#30393 - 10/03/05 08:05 PM Re: Ezemacansini
Lobengula Offline
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Loc: Tsholotsho
Mangethe

Ibhrugwe ngikhuluma ngalo lona leli elincane njalo elesatshwa yizinsizwa. Ngitsho lona phela leli elayehlula ngitsho labobabamkhulu balitshiya linjalo. Kanti wena utsho liphi baba Mangethe? Ukhumbule ukuthi izazi zalo zithi liza ngemibala eminengi (different colours), nxa etsho uSgero uthi akhona amhlophe, akhona acazimulayo njalo atshelelelayo, kubekhona amnyama , ngitsho layi combat bathi uyawathola ngempela.

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#30394 - 10/03/05 09:24 PM Re: Ezemacansini
Sibambamahawu Offline
Ndunankulu
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Madoda lingamyaleli eceleni ludade, uma lizomyalela ebandla lithi ibhulugwe lingasagqokwa lichaza ukuthini?, aliboni na ukuthi libulala umyeni wakhe, lisho ukuthi mina lo ngingakwazi ukuthi ngibuye ngilale nghedwa ngisazi ukuthi kunomuntu somewhere olala engalifakanga HK Hkk Hk.

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#30395 - 10/03/05 10:03 PM Re: Ezemacansini
Sgero Offline
Ndunankulu

Registered: 05/31/04
Posts: 642
Loc: United Kingdom
Malukazana omutsha.

Obaba labo mama labo babakazi bakupha izinto eziyizo.

1. Ngisekela uMangethe ekutheni ungabi ngu 'bush mechanic' uthole usuzufuna i afro comb ngaphansi kwenkaba. Ireza ingabi ngeyokucaba kuphela.
2. akula kuthi ngile 'headache' - eqinisweni umhluzi kababa kulapho ofuneka khona sibili ngoba uyelapha (gcwalisa Dok lapha)
3. Inini i auction?
4 ungasebenzisi i nonoza as a weapon ubusufakela ubaba i sanction ngoba engavumanga ukuthi athenge isigqoko.
5 ungabi lugodo ecansini lapha. Bhinqika, ububule (hayi ukugomela nje ufele ngaphakathi) umkhwenyana azi laye ukuthi ulele lomuntu wesifazana.

Ithi ngingabambi Inkundla ngitshiyele iNkosi labalisa, lezinduna zigcwalise.

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#30396 - 10/03/05 10:32 PM Re: Ezemacansini
Mabila Offline
Nkosi
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Yeyeni batayi! Nanku umhlola......mina angikaze ngizwe kuthiwa obaba bayalaya omame kwezamacansi hk hk hk Ngiqala ngani bafanyana hk hk hk hk

Velengingowakho fika kwami mtanomnewethu.......laba bayazilibazisa ungabalandeli hk hk

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#30397 - 10/03/05 10:46 PM Re: Ezemacansini
Sgero Offline
Ndunankulu

Registered: 05/31/04
Posts: 642
Loc: United Kingdom
Babakazi womntwana

Umntwana ngowethu sonke sibili yikho nje simhlanganyela silaya. Sifuna ukuthi nxa sisidla amalobolo sidle inhliziyo zethu zimhlophe sisazi ukuthi umntanethu ngumtshina, umkhwenyana kazi ukuphosa ilihlo ngaphandle ayekuma engotsheni zabantu. Siyazilungisela owethu.

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#30398 - 10/03/05 10:51 PM Re: Ezemacansini
umkabayi Offline
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Saf' isizwe laf'elihle.

kambe sesi yibantu bani nxa ezemacansini sezitshukelwa ebandla. asazi bakithi umam'uMamgoqo......oh ya yiyo impilo ye dayasipora leyi.

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#30399 - 10/03/05 10:58 PM Re: Ezemacansini
Sgero Offline
Ndunankulu

Registered: 05/31/04
Posts: 642
Loc: United Kingdom
Mkabayi

Kuma 'kitchen tea' omama bafika early batshukane laye umalukazana in terms of action, besekusithi thina obaba sifike after 9 ebusuku sizohlanganyela umkhosi lo. Uyabona phela dade.

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#30400 - 10/03/05 11:03 PM Re: Ezemacansini
umkabayi Offline
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Sgero

yebo ah ngeleyo ndlela baba kodwa isikhathi esiningi obaba bandise ukuthi befike ku ma "kitchen tea" ntambama sebezo phuza kumbe abanye sebezo dobha okungokwabo. ngingazi njalo

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#30401 - 10/04/05 01:46 AM Re: Ezemacansini
mkhize ozikhizayo Offline
Nduna

Registered: 05/30/04
Posts: 349
Loc: Emaguswini
MABILA dadewethu mina ngibona sengathi uzoba ngumkentshe ma engalaywa zinsizwa zala ekhaya ngoba le into azofesana layo ifana lathi njalo siyazi esikufunayo kini Mabila lokuthi sifuna u kuphathwa kanjani.Awukuboni na dade.bafethu liyanginikeza imklomelo na ngokuthi sifanele simhlalise edale thina obaba.

velengingowakho ma ecela kwamula, ma [banghead] [banghead] [banghead] [GPN] ebuya emsebenzini menzele amanzi afudumalayo umthobe inyawo kubonise ngempela ukuthi ubaba wan'kwakho uyamthanda.hlala njalo umjabulele umcabuze makusitsho uzobona kuzokulungela.umwashele indanda ungakhohlwa lokumguxhuza emhlane ma ehlamba.

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#30402 - 10/04/05 09:56 AM Re: Ezemacansini
Mangethe Offline
Ngqwele

Registered: 08/26/05
Posts: 195
Loc: Bulawayo
Ngiyakuzwa Sgero.Ama-afro combs lamaRasta ngaphansi kwe nkaba hatshi bo,asiwafuni.Ayihlale ibethwa ngumoya oqandayo,isegcekeni ukwenzela ukuthi lanxa umkhwenyana efuna ukuyibuka kuphela angahlupheki.

Okwesibili,uDok akumelanga enze ama-tests e-Virginity.Uzakuzwa eseyifuna acine e-downloader 2 to 3 tablespoonfuls.Sixolise njani kumkhwenyana.

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#30403 - 10/04/05 10:56 AM Re: Ezemacansini
Lobengula Offline
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Posts: 1077
Loc: Tsholotsho
Oh , no. Umsebenzi ongaka silaya umntwana bakwethu. Kanti umkhwenyana liTshabi. Saze sawasebenzela amaSw'ina bakwethu.

Amahungahunga athi umkhwenyana igama lakhe ngu Didimouse Pedzanhamodzebakadzi.

Hawu suka madoda!!!. Amajaha must be kicking their own butts now. Hk hk hk.

Kanti wahlangana ngaphi laye uNhamondini lo wedadewethu??

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#30404 - 10/04/05 11:12 AM Re: Ezemacansini
kaMjaji Offline
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Registered: 06/08/04
Posts: 329
Loc: ESkwakweni
Ooh oh Zimbindaba Ngwalo Ngwalo. Sekonakele kakhulu. Kwasetshenzwa kangaka kusetshenzelwa lowo..Nhamodini!
Hatshi dade bakhona abafana lapha ngekhaya khetha kutsha!
Buza iNkosi izakutshela kahle ngamaprofiles ensizwa ezilapho.

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#30405 - 10/04/05 11:31 AM Re: Ezemacansini
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Loc: Emkhathini
Vele. Ngiyakubingelela ntombazana ngonjabulo ephezulu, ngithokoza ngoba ngibona ulesifiso sokuthi ufunde imigqa emisha yokwakha. Icansi njengokutsho kwami imihla ngemihla, yiyo impande yomuzi njalo wena njengowesifazane kumele ubone ukuthi akucini kudlalela umangoye kusigcabha sokwakha imuli.

Okokuqala, njengoba umfowethu uLobs etshilo, kumele uze kimi ngikuhlole kuqala ngibone ukuthi kukhona okukhona yini. Lokhu ngikwenza ngokukhululeka okukhulu, njalo kumele sivumelane ukuthi kuphelela khonapho. Kuzamele uveze imicwibicwibi efehlekile elangeni mgceke ngikwenze uhlukane lemihluzi ehluphayo.

Njengokutsho kweNkosi, kumele nxa uthe ususakha umuzi wehlukane lempahla zangaphansi. USgero, ngomunye wama inspector abona ngokuthi uyalandela na lesi sinqumo sokwehlukana le pharashuti, kumbe i ji-stringi. Ma uyembethe, uzakhona ukukuthumela kimi, njalo ngikuncede ngoku yikhupha.

Amajaha amatsha anjengo kaMjaji lo Khabazela azathola iauction etshabhini ka maDube, yalezi zembatho.

Abadala bathi, umuzi kawakhiwa ngenduku, batsho beqinisile dade, ngoba yona induku ayiwakhi kodwa iyawuqondisa. Lapha ngitsho ukuthi ujaha oyakuye kumele abe yindoda emadodeni, oshaya nxazombili. Kumele ayijike injibobo angathi ubhaqa insema. Nxa wonile abekwazi ukuku katsa kuhle, liqeda lapho lidlale ngecansi kube lubhuqu - likhohlwe lokuthi kuke kwaba lengxabano.

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#30406 - 10/04/05 11:42 AM Re: Ezemacansini
Dokotela Offline
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Ah, bengingazi ukuthi impintshi yakhona ngu mturowafanza. Nxx!! Yikho lapho odade abavoxa khona. They still have ingqondo ze low self-esteem eyokubona angathi engendela kutshabi uzahlala ngcono, shame.

Uzilahle njalo dade, mina owami umlomo gci, hlala lalo tshabi lakho lelo ungasibuzi amasu azanceda itshabi. Ngiyaye nyanya iminingwane elizayenza lalelo tshabi. Ngenyanya khona ukuthi uzaveza insitha yakho kumehlo omkhenyevuli, umupha insitha yakho yena mkhenyevulindini lowo, alahlele ingcekeza yakhe emzimbeni wakho, Yak!!

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#30407 - 10/05/05 12:54 AM Re: Ezemacansini
Lobengula Offline
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Posts: 1077
Loc: Tsholotsho
Kambe izintombi zakwaMthwakazi nxa zizatshiya amajaha esiNdebeleni athwele imithwalo enzima kangaka athembeni Batayi?

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#30408 - 10/04/05 01:21 PM Re: Ezemacansini
mkhize ozikhizayo Offline
Nduna

Registered: 05/30/04
Posts: 349
Loc: Emaguswini
Waze wasidanisa dadewethu usithathaphi isibindi sokuletha linkemenkeme yendaba enkosini.Uzwakuthiwa LOBENGULA uthi kuyadlalwa asidlali ntombazana sibadala kakhulu siphethe izinduna,odokotela,osgelo,indlovukazi zakwamthwakazi njalo njalo.Bekukuhle ukuthi dade uqale wavula amakhasi athile wafunda ukwenzela ukuthi wazi ukuthi simi njani la ekhaya.

wasenza ngokwandisa amagundwane uphungula isizwe sikamthwakazi.lawe dade usungu mesisi zwilipayi nnnnnnnnxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa [bigcry] [bigcry] [bigcry] [banghead]

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#30409 - 10/04/05 01:27 PM Re: Ezemacansini
mkhize ozikhizayo Offline
Nduna

Registered: 05/30/04
Posts: 349
Loc: Emaguswini
ngiyaxolisa zihlobo ngokuthi ngithi lesi sinanakazana sifana lathi bengingazi.lingicelele kusibalukhuni acime lokhu ebengikulobe ngaphezulu ngisithi kufanele itshukelwe la ekhaya.

nanzo, singeyakho Ndlovukazi (Mabila) ingqobe aziphindiselwana.

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#30410 - 10/04/05 02:00 PM Re: Ezemacansini
Mabila Offline
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Loc: Ayowa
WU WU WU (ngibhula izidwaba ngilapha!)

Lani bo Baba kaliyiwa ezindabeni. Selathathela ama nina umsebenzi wokunyeya lawenza owenu elithengelana ngawo amaqhaganyana e ngwebu yonale engatsho lutho. Akula mtwana ogane itshabi lapha. Mletheni ngasese ngilungisele insizwa ka Mthwakazi mina mzali wakhe!

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#30411 - 10/04/05 02:12 PM Re: Ezemacansini
Mangethe Offline
Ngqwele

Registered: 08/26/05
Posts: 195
Loc: Bulawayo
Bakhuze dade,kodwa ke ungalibali ukufundisa umntwana ama-sxxxx positions phela.Sezadlula insuku ze-missionery from January to December.

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#30412 - 10/04/05 02:22 PM Re: Ezemacansini
Lobengula Offline
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Loc: Tsholotsho
Mabs

Thina sizwe elikaNtulo. Elika Nwabu hatshi. Inhloli labacwaningi bakwaMthwakazi bathi umkhwenyana liTshabi. Lokhu bakutsho ngoba bathi ufike lapha eNkundleni umkhwenyana egqoke kanje:

1)Izichathulo ezibomvu ezibheke phezulu njalo ziyi 4-corner.
2)iyembe eyi yellow ecazimulayo, elemikhono engalinganiyo, short sleeve and a long one.
3) Ibhulugwe elimhlophe elingu don't-touch.
4)Izitabane zakwaMthwakazi ebeziseduzelaye umfokazana lozithi , ubegqoke i under-pant elilembobombobo, ingathi ladliwa ngungumuhlwa or ngamagundwane.
5)Bathi ubegqoke ithayi emvitshane ongahle ucabange ukuthi ngeyomfanyana we pre-school.
6)Ibingalamasokisi inswelaboya leyi.
7)bathi bambone nge sikhathi sokudla esidla i burger ebekulenga umsilanyana omncane okungahle kube ngowegundwane.
8)bathi every 4x4 vehicle ubethi "ko Pajero"
9) Bathi bamuzwe ethi "nhayi ka" njalo ethi ufuna lokhu abakuthi ngama "gero" ngenhlanhla wathola ubaba uSgero instead. Asazi ukuthi kozalankomoni engotsheni lapha zihlobo.

On that score, our conclusion is that umfokazana lo bekungumTshabi.

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#30413 - 10/04/05 03:02 PM Re: Ezemacansini
Gaselomhle Offline
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Yeyeni bantu, nampa abantu bekhakhatha umntwana ngenxa yehungahunga, Angithi uLobengula uthe lihungahunga ukuthi umkhwenyana nguDidimouse Pedzanhamozebakazi, pho kungaze kuvele ukuthi ihungahunga lelo kaliqinisekanga, ngamanga nje alunyathiswe ngabasikibebunda lizacatsha ngaphi Mthwakazi. hk hk hk asazi, enxenye nje umkhwenyana ngu Nyambose ka Mthwethwa.hk hk hk hk

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#30414 - 10/04/05 03:02 PM Re: Ezemacansini
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Yeyeni bantu, nampa abantu bekhakhatha umntwana ngenxa yehungahunga, Angithi uLobengula uthe lihungahunga ukuthi umkhwenyana nguDidimouse Pedzanhamozebakazi, pho kungaze kuvele ukuthi ihungahunga lelo kaliqinisekanga, ngamanga nje alunyathiswe ngabasikibebunda lizacatsha ngaphi Mthwakazi. hk hk hk asazi, enxenye nje umkhwenyana ngu Nyambose ka Mthwethwa.hk hk hk hk

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#30415 - 10/04/05 03:19 PM Re: Ezemacansini
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Gaselalomhle baba
Awuboni uma engokaMthwakazi kusetshenziwe. Inkinga yikuthi kusetshenzwe amadoda ahlole udade esurgery le ngotsheni kodwa kutholakale ukuthi sisebenzela yena uNtulo lo! Awubo! Lapho kungamane ihlome kanye sithathilizwe labokhokho mfowethu.

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#30416 - 10/05/05 12:28 AM Re: Ezemacansini
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ZUUUUUUUULUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!

ZULU KAMALANDELA NGICELA INDLEBE ZENU

okukhona lapha yikuthi udaba lolu luvele kalusilo lwalapha enkundla. untombazana lo bekumele eqale ebikele o yisekazi ngaloludaba ensitha kube sekusithi zona zalukazi ziyilethe lapha enkundla. ngithi ngizulisa amehlo lapha edale ngibona akhona amanina "the Great She Elephants" sezimbili phela iNdlovukazi lapha ekhaya. udaba lona selusiza luzohluzwa enkundla phambi kokuthi akucolwanga njalo abuliswanga sebuhluzwa. imihlola ka baba uJama 'vuke!! nxa umntwana eselaywa enkundla ngabanewabo kanye labo yise siko bani lonalelo. even the " Great Elephant" himself is here elaya umntwana ngezemacansini not even ezemasekweni. kwake kwavele kwenzakala ngaphi khonokho. hayi ke zibutheni zulu buyelani esikweni lenu diaspora or no diaspora. zivele zikhona indlela zakhona mhla bemphendukisa bazakuthi angithi walaywa ngabanewabo esejika isibhakelwa khonale umntwana sekunzima. zi Ndlovukazi donselani umntwana eceleni bakithi liyeqala katsha lithi selibuya layo ngapha isimelelwe ukuhluzwa kuphela kambe sebungaze bucholwe bubiliswe enkundla lobu buzakuba buthundu oqotho. hayi ke mina kangisuyena ubabakazi ngakho ngisake ngiyitshiye kini bandla ongidingayo ngihlezi ngaphansi kwesihlahla somkhaya ngale kwendlu enkulu ngizicacadela amazambane ami lingathumela abantwanyana bezongibiza

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#30417 - 10/05/05 02:48 PM Re: Ezemacansini
Ndumshy Offline
Sikhulu

Registered: 07/29/04
Posts: 201
Loc: Hillbrow Inn
Mahlabezulu
Angifuni kucwayela ngalolu daba lokubana umkhwenyana lindlamagundwane, njengoba kusobala ukuthi yinzwabethi nje.
Ubabakazi umaMntungwa ushilo wathi yena kumele umkhwenyane athole a finishes product. Ngiza gcwalisela phezu kwalokho ngithi le finished product kumele kube yi'quality product.
Thina ngolimi lwezomnotho, i'quality ichazwa kuthiwa it is conforming to the customer's requirements in all its aspects.
Manje ke kulolu daba luka dadewethu lomshado, the customer would be umkhenyana. Who then best would be in a position to understand what the customer requirements would be other than thina obaba? Mlayeni umntwana ngezokupheka, ukuthangela iguma, ukuwasha impahla, inhlonipho kubaba naba kubo, kodwa leave the nitty gritties kwezocansi kuthina especially in terms of specific customer requirements. Akuthi ngenze i'check list ukuze siqiniseke ukuthi konke ku'covered
1.cosmetic aspect = clean shaven.
2. dimensional aspect = Doc to consult lomkhwenyana & ensure the momoza conforms.
3. product performance history = Sgero to conduct ngotsha analysis and give feedback to Doc. Doc to consolidate performance history with dimensional requirements.
4.Mlenze angle = Bunandi to mentor but always has to liase with Doc
5. Product readiness for usage time-table = Lobs to conduct intensive in-house training. Best suited for the job bcoz of his experience in handling multiple products concurrently.
6. imithetho nenhlonipho = Babakazi Mabila & Ndlovukazi. can select additional members for team
7. disposal of parachutes & related products = kaMjaji to lead team, free to select participants
8. Amalobolo and related issues = obaba uZwangendaba noSibambamahawu
9. Ushado logistics = Sphepheli, Sinatha. free to select additional members of team.
10. To ensure umkhwenyana laba kubo abadeleli ngakithi= Khabazela, Gaselomhle, Mkabayi
11. Entertainment and well being of bridemaids b4 and after umshado = Ndumshy. other willing participants to submit applications to me.
12. Liquor and other beverages ngelanga lomshado = Dabukamhlaba.
13. Umfundisi ozoshadisa = Pope John Msupatsila.
Ngingazi ke bakwethu if kukhona engikushiyileyo, nani seningagcwalisela.

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#30418 - 10/05/05 03:01 PM Re: Ezemacansini
Gaselomhle Offline
Ndunankulu
*****

Registered: 08/25/05
Posts: 516
Loc: Buqamama
Yebo Mkabayi.
Umntwana nxa esenza izinto imvama uthathela kulokho ahlezi ekubona kusenziwa ngekhaya. Ngamanye amazwi lapha ngithi khona umntwana uyithethe eyamacansi wayayithungela ebandla ngoba mhlawumbe yikho okwenziwa ngoyisekazi. Njalo bathula zwi okwamanje abanaki ukuthi umntwanauselaywa ngoyise labanewabo labo malume ngoba bakujwayele lokho njalo akubethusi (udiwo lufuze imbiza). Ngakho ungamsoli umntwana. Lawe Mkabayi uyaphosisa futhi. Endaweni yokuthi udonse umntwna uyehlala laye ngaphansi kwesihlahla sakho, licacade ndawonye amzambane, beselikhukhuza udaba lolu umboneise amaphutha akhe , umeluleke kahle kahle, wena uyamtshiy' edale labanewabo. Umane ugudle iguma ubususithi nyelele uyezicacadela amazambane akho. Pho uthi ngamazambane acacadwayo kumbe usumnyeya labomakhelwane umntwana hk hk hk hk. Buya uzemthatha uhambe laye esihlahleni liyexoxa hk hk hk. Lusasa ngowakho ozazinqunula ebandla hk hk hk uswele labangamembesa hk hk hk

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#30419 - 10/05/05 03:36 PM Re: Ezemacansini
Lobengula Offline
Nkosi
*****

Registered: 09/16/03
Posts: 1077
Loc: Tsholotsho
Ndumi

Utshiyile okunye baba. Ukuze umntwana abelenhlanhla njalo indoda ihambe imlandela emuva njalo nje kufanele abone ubaba uBhudaza. UBhudaza uzamlungisela izihlahla lezi abathi nguzwana mina.Uzamlungisela izibhuda zeSintu ukuze nxa ehlangana lezinsizwa zizwe zivukelwa. Uzabuya amlungisele imbiza kamkhwenyana ezahlala ngaphansi kombheda ukuze umkhwenyana abe eyiphuza(natha). Kunjalo nje kufanele umbheda wakho ume phezu kwezitina ukuze imbiza ingachitheki hk hk hk.

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#30420 - 10/05/05 03:57 PM Re: Ezemacansini
kaMjaji Offline
Nduna

Registered: 06/08/04
Posts: 329
Loc: ESkwakweni
Ndumi mfethu
I have been inundated, ngasese, ngama-request okusenza lami ku-team yama-pharashuti baba! Kugcwele kanye labafowethu abalemisenzi yabo o Dok, Sigelo, Mkhize leNkosi uNgwalo Ngwalo, labadala engingeke ngabaqamba ngamagama.
Bengithi ngibuze kumphakathi ukuba kungalunga na uma ngingavulisa ihlandla ngale ku ebay si oktshine amaparashuthi for the benefit of isizwe baba?

Lobs! izitina baba hk hk [GPN] [GPN] [GPN]

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#30421 - 10/06/05 03:17 AM Re: Ezemacansini
Mabila Offline
Nkosi
***

Registered: 05/14/04
Posts: 2123
Loc: Ayowa
Engingakubikanga eBandla eliphakathi yikuba nxa umtwana eseye kumyeni wakhe ngifisa eze le feedback.Ngizafisa ukuba lo Mkhwenyan eze ngapha ko Babakazi ukuze umtwana angagubeki! Mhlawumbe kungabe kukhona okungakhuthwa nguMkhwenyana kumbe angaphumputhi kuhle emnyameni hk hk hk! Doc angazi kumbe izibane sezibayima ngema kamelweni hk hk hk!

Kambe singabe siqondile na isintu sethu nxa silaya abantwanyana kuphela ukuthi bemukele njani inhlanyelo singafundisi abesilisa abayibona abalimi bendima. Kanti bona balaywa nini? Keze laye umkhwenyana kwakhiwe laphe khaya boh!

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#30422 - 10/06/05 07:13 AM Re: Ezemacansini
Mangethe Offline
Ngqwele

Registered: 08/26/05
Posts: 195
Loc: Bulawayo
Mabila,usuganga manje.Uzomlay'mthini umkhwenyana. Ungaziqamba izitho zomzimba uxoxa laye.

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#30423 - 10/06/05 08:33 AM Re: Ezemacansini
mkhize ozikhizayo Offline
Nduna

Registered: 05/30/04
Posts: 349
Loc: Emaguswini
dadewethu indaba sengathi ngiyasola lapho ungenelisa ukumlaya na kumbe kukhona okunye. [Grin] [Grin] [Grin]

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#30424 - 10/06/05 10:04 AM Re: Ezemacansini
Mabila Offline
Nkosi
***

Registered: 05/14/04
Posts: 2123
Loc: Ayowa
Ungesabi Mangethe. Indaba indala le. Funda lapha!

Lawe uvunyelwe ukungena ezifundweni zokuqamba izitho zomzimba ngesintu! Imiklomelo ikhona.

http://www.inkundla.net/fora/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=5;t=000053

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#30425 - 10/13/05 11:25 AM Re: Ezemacansini
snook_g Offline
Mafikizolo

Registered: 10/13/05
Posts: 5
Loc: tsholotsho
awu weNkosi yakwaKhumalo, tshela mina lapha, yimbiza enjani le ehlala ngaphansi kombheda futhi ingabe itshoni phela kungabe kuyikhuthi lendoda ivele kayiwukhoni umsebenzi ngaphandle kwembiza le kunkanti thina abanye nje sila, vele kungathi sadalwa ngendlela etshiyenoyo ngoba kangiboni ukuthi ingadingakala le mbiza kathesi ngisengaka ngoba lomfazi engavele angixotshele phandle loba azibone esedanile ma selisiyatshona.

kondwa bengifuna mpela mpela ukwazi kahle ngale imbiza [clap]

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#30426 - 10/13/05 11:39 AM Re: Ezemacansini
snook_g Offline
Mafikizolo

Registered: 10/13/05
Posts: 5
Loc: tsholotsho
Bakithi lami ngiyamukeleke enkundleni le echelesisayo lingiqondise lapho engilahleka khona. kambe zithiwani izitho zomzimba zingazeziqanje ngamagama azo Ndlovukazi. mhlawumbe ulombona omuhle ngakho. [Confused] [Confused] [Confused] [Confused]

ngibuze lapha zihlobo zami; kambe kuthatha isikhathi esingakanani ukuze utshele owangakwakho ukuthi uyamthanda njalo uzimiselel lokumthatha ngemva kokuba liqomene

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#30427 - 10/13/05 01:25 PM Re: Ezemacansini
Gaselomhle Offline
Ndunankulu
*****

Registered: 08/25/05
Posts: 516
Loc: Buqamama
OSAMA: Ngiphendula umbuzo wakho lo omayelana lokwazisa intombi ukuthi ufisa ukuyilobola.Into zothando mfowethu azila fomula njenge samu. Njalo azilamingcele. Kufana nje lokuthi umuntu akubuze ukuthi wazi ngani ukuthi you have fallen in love. No one can give an accurate answer but eveybody knows when they are in love. If you begin to be mechanical and apply fomulas as if you are solving mathematical equations then you are being artificial. Nxa sekufikile ukuthi umtshele imibilini yakho kunye lenqondo kuyavumalena ukuthi "No, I can't let this woman go, She should be mine for the rest of my & her life" And if you have reservations you will know wena wedwa without any councellor.

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#30428 - 10/13/05 08:13 PM Re: Ezemacansini
Khanka Offline
Sikhulu

Registered: 07/03/04
Posts: 229
Loc: Eguswini
mina ngoku bona kwami ku ngabe kungcono sibisli ukuthi yena uMabila aszise ukuthi kanti vele bafunaningale ngasemakameleni,ngani,ngoba phela kumele layo intombi itsho ukuthi nxa ungangibamba lapha kuthi ngi pringe njengo ma-rabha kodwa angathula wena ulokhe uthi ngilima kahle ,ikanti wena ulokhe utshiya amabhanga,,,,ah uzavuna ize leze phela

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#30429 - 10/13/05 08:20 PM Re: Ezemacansini
Mabila Offline
Nkosi
***

Registered: 05/14/04
Posts: 2123
Loc: Ayowa
We Snuku! Fika kahle jaha lezansi. Sethule Baba! Bayeza abadala bakulumuzi bazazo kwemukela.

Hawuuuuu....... ngivumela lami ngikubuze phela anduba ngikuphendule.Usebe ngowangakwakho njani lingaxoxisananga ngothando????

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