Ndebele( Mto-o) Farmer

A newly resettled ndebele farmer wanted to fry some eggs and went to the fridge and took half a dozen of them.

He popped the first one with an egg lifter but nothing came out. So it went on for the rest.

All were just empty shells. He sat down and took his knobkirrie, went to the chickens and
said : " Lento yenu yokusebenzisa ama-condom emzini wami mayiphele today,

(This idea of you; using condoms in my poultry , must come to an end!) otherwise ngizonihlinza nonke.

"(otherwise i will kill all of you!)