Ukushela intombi ngesindebele is the best. Even the Bible teach us that. Ake sibale ku "Songs of Solomon".

Behold, you are fair, my love! Behold, you are fair! You have dove’s eyes behind your veil. Your hair is like a flock of goats, going down from Mount Gilead. Your teeth are like a flock of shorn sheep which have come up from the washing…… Your neck is like the tower of David, built for an armoury.

Nxa usubeka ngesindebele ke, Bheka sithandwa izinwele zinhle njengomhlambi wembuzi zisehla entabeni yase Gilead. Amazinyo akho amhlophe njengomhlambi wezimvu zigeziwe. Intamo yakho injengombhotshonga ka Davida wakhelwe impi.

Pho siyabe sifunani. Okwesilungu lama dinner ngokwama"gay"

I SHALL NOT SPEAK!!! hk into zama "gay" ahh u cracked me up

Bafowethu.

Magu, let me speak, lithi ngithuleleni umlomo wami ungavaliwe, ngingasisimungulu???

Nxa umuhle ntombi umuhle:
Jaha - " Sakubona ntombi. Uyajabula lo okuthetheyo".
Ntombi - "Utsho ngani, Angithathwanga mina".
Jaha - "Abukho ubuhle obunje obungahamba bodwa".
Ntombi - "Aahhg wena bhudi".
Jaha - "Iyajabula le nsizwa ekubuka nsuku zonke".
Ntombi - "Uyagabaza. Angila muntu ongibukayo mina."
Jaha - "Bheka leziboto uma ubobotheka, awuboni ke"

Wahle wazisondeza ujaha wayincoma intombi beku Combi ye PUMULA ngazibonela ukuthi omunye uzalibala lapho ehlika khona.

Li Zwangendaba.

Ngiyafisa kakhulu ukuthi ngabe ngiyazi ukushela ngokugiya njengo yise kaShaka egiyela uNandi emfuleni.(kuShaka The Zulu) manje i lyrics kazivuki therefore sengitshonile esambeni ngokuba khipha out!

Bafowethu ingithathekise kabi indaba yokushela. uZwangendaba ungihlabe emahlabankomo ngendlela ayibeke ngayo.
Isifiso sami ukuthi keseneke isimo (scenario) lapho isesheli nentombi abadazisana kona inkani, intombi yenqaba, insizwa yona ibelesele kesibone ukuthi ekugcineni kwenzakalani.
Uma ngabe intombi seyikuqomile ubona kanjani-phela intombi ayizukukutshela ukuthi "manje sengiyakuthanda zwangendaba." Ngokwenkambo yami, angibonaze ngihlangane nayo intombi ethi "ngothobane sengiyakuthanda" lapho isikuqoma (kusafanele siqaphele lapha-kukhona umehluko phakathi nokuthi intombi ithi ngiyakuthanda lapho seninesikhathi nithandana nokuthi ithi ngiyakuthanda ngenkathi ikuvuma). Ngangibone sengiqatshulwa ingakhona ngithi qaqabu ukuthi kanti le ntombi seyiyangithanda manje!

Mina ukuthi intombi isingikhombilengibona ngokuthi ivume ukuthi ngiyiwisele embundwini wembambayila hk hk lol

hk hk hk waze wangibulala ngembambo pointer sister. Uthi amajaha akithi aphosela izintombi embundwini hk hk hk. Ukukhuluma kwehlula ipholisa yikho lisithi asambe sizakhulumela enkambeni.

Laze langibulala bakwethu.Sike sanatha ngendaba efana lale kwelinye ilanga sikhuluma lokuthi kwakunzima njani ukuqonywa yintombazana ensukwini ezadlulayo. Omunye undoda wasilandisela ngokuthi yena esakhula ekhaya kibo eLupane kulentombazana ayekade etshukana layo okwesikhathi eside phose iminyaka emibili ingavumi. Kwazekwathi ngelinye ilanga esenkomeni wathi ngqwa layo wayimisa njengenhlalayenza. Yathi kuye kayekuma khatshana le okwesibanga esingaba yi 100m or more. Yasidobha ugodo yabhala phansi ngamabala amakhulu yathi iqeda lapho yaluphosela phansi yathathela ngejubane, undoda lo uthe laye esuka khonale ngesiqubu esikhulu esizobala ukuthi kubhalweni. Wathola kubhalwe "into yizo bhoyi".

kwasekuyizo sabli hk hk hk

hk hk hk pointer sister hk hk uthini ngalaba abakhonjiselwa abafazi..

hk hk hk impendulo yakhona kuthiwa umtshele ukuthi ngisacabanga hk hk hk

Hawu Mabila mama waze wangikhumbuza mzukwane. Kwakukuhle kithi madoda. Sibajwamula amabele osisi. Kodwa labo ngithemba babekukholisa lokhu ngoba be uzwa bethi nxa ungazange uyefikakhona ebeleni lapho, uzwe sebethi leli ligwala lomfana. Ende kwakubacaza madoda. Kambe laba abamhlophe benu libahugangani sibili. Phela kungahle kuthiwe, ungidlwangule. Ngobamina uthando lwesilungu alungiqumbaqumbi vele. Semgazama ukuthi mhlawumbe nxa ngilowangakwami phela ngitsho ngesilungu kodwa phinde kungikholisise.