UMDLALI weBosso olohlonzi njalo eyimvimbi uGilbert Banda udlela evalweni ngemva kokuthenjiswa ukudutshulwa amadolo yindoda emethesa umlandu wokumithisa ikhosikazi layo.Kubikwa usomabhizimusi wadla inja, wadlubulunda ikhosikasi lakhe ukubana, “manje okuyindoda kwakho lokhu ngifuna ukukudubula amadolo wonalawo awathembileyo sibone kumbe uzaphinda alidlale yini ibhola, nanku lesikolo asikho”.

Kudala sakuzwa lokho njalo akusichazi.

Angizange ngitsho ukuthi kukuchaze Manyanyatha. Bengifakela mina ebengingakwazi .Ukubaleleni ma kade ukwazi ke njalo akuchazi wena lobani?

hk hk hk lavukiyani okwabonwa ngu gagi hk hk ngaze ngahleka liyazi so shame lol

Ngikubale ngivale amehlo ngakho angikubonanga lapho othe uyazifakela wena mself.

manyanyatha lo yoyo, thina abanye imbambo zethu ngezama phepha

So why did you respond to it then ma ubale uvale amehlo ke?

YOYO wrote

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So why did you respond to it then ma ubale uvale amehlo ke?

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I'm yet to see where it says for Yoyo's eyes only. For it's not there on your post. Please edit your post so that the part is visible because presently lokho othi uzibhalele khona kuINVISIBLE. Yikho nje ngibona sengathi kade ngivale amehlo when I read parts of your post. Mhlawumbe njalo yiPC yami kumbe uSibalukhulu kangivumeli ukubala that bit. ASAZI

Awuyeke ukuzenza ingane encane Manyanyatha.

it's quite suprising. Pple can actually fight over nothing

Hawu sizwe senkosi laxabana ngento yalutho nje,ololaka kahambe ayeluqedela esitheni,anganceda nje hk hk hk hk

akelisitshayise ngomoya hk hk hk manyanyatha nguwe yini ukapiteni webosso?

Right-ke, sizwa ngomfana odle ukudla kweny' indoda kodwa akelitsho phela, usomabhizinisi othembisa umfana isbhamu yena igama lakhe ngubani njalo umfazi ngubani?

If umfazi engowe sintwini kodwa etshade itshabi, then kawudilike lowo mtshado. Yiyo indlela yokukhulula odade bakithi, kabashelwe idilike imitshado yabo nabetshabi.
Nxa kungumtshado wesintwini, uBanda kaphiwe 70 lashes nge sjambok, in public khona emagumeni before umdlalo webhola.

ah yeyi laze langihlekisa sure.kodwa kuyini khonokho elikwenzayo.kulokuthi lisize undoda ofuna ukudutshulwa amadolo lina selilumana lodwa.peace majimbozi

U Manyanyatha engxenye laye bake bafuna ukumdubula amadolo, uyazi ubuhlungu ngalendaba ka lendoda egange lomfazi womuntu.

Bazang'dubula oYoyo.

Usomabhizimusi useyakwazi manje ukuthi bakhona abakwazi ukubhala. Kukanti kukhona njalo abakwazi ukubhala kuhle.

Umfane sebhale kwaze kwaphuma le certificate mgceke

Lendaba le ayizwakali kahle, kanti yena umadlelwa umfazi wazi njani ukuthi lomfazi kamithiswanga nguye, iyaqanda le ndaba .

INDABA LE INGIKHUMBUZA ENYE EYAKE YATHETHWA YINDUNA UMALABA EKEZI NGOMUNYE UMNYAKA.ABANGAZI ISIKHALNGA LIZANGIXOLELA.

YATHI ISITSHAYA I-INTRO INDUNA YATHI,
''TOTI TIWILILE NLANDU WATALANDA NASI.
WOYA NDIMASWILA [ekhomba ummangalelwa],WOYA NDIMASWIGWA [ekhomba umfazi] KUKOTI-KE WOYA,NDIMASWILIGWA,[esho ekhomba umadlelwa umfazi]
GALANI PASI-KE MUTIBUDZE NDOSWILANA KWENYU.'

Sibalukhulu please!!

uMahlangu wayengumlandeli we bosso, umlandeli omkhulu kabi! Wayengenasikhathi somndeni wakhe ngoba wayechitha sonke isikhathi sakhe ebukela ibhola kumbe ephatheke ke bhizimisi lakhe eWanki.

Yabeyenzekile indaba lapho abangani bakhe bemtshela ukuthi njengoba ehlale esemsebenzini nje unkosikazi wakhe uneshende azichithela nalo isizungu elilenwele zama Lasta.

Egane unwabu uMahlangu wanikela ekhaya nangempela wafica izingane zizihlalele okungumfazi kungekho. Wathatha isibhamu sakhe ethi uyobhamuza amadolo aleli shende ngoba ezwile ukuthi bajwayele ukuhlangana emzini we flethi lomngane womkakhe edolobheni.

Uthe esaquthile nje yabeseyiqhamukile insizwa yenwele zikabhinya.

Wezwa kuginqa amakhwapha ejuluka eba manzi te ngenxa yokucaphuka lokuzonda. Kodwa wazibamba wathi akafuni ukuthatha ngamawala ufuna ukubona kahle konke okwenzekalayo.

Esabuka nje lisondele ishende lomfazi wakhe bebambene izandla kuluthando emoyeni. Wathi eqeda kubona nje ukuthi ishende lomfazi wakhe ngu Gilbert Banda, ukaputeni weBosso, wajabula wahluleka ukuzibamba wabe esememezile:

"Dlala Bosso!!.Bossolona, Amahlolanyama! Siyinqaba! Ezika Magebhula zagebhula a bafazi zaba bhekisa phezulu. Highlander Bo!."

"Thengisa umfazi utheng'iBOSSO"
So goes one of the slogans.

Mabila: Tolika phela sizwe ukuthi uthini uMnini.

Sizacela uZwangendaba hk hk

Bhudaza hk hk hk, very creative.

Yah, Gasela, uzakahle. Lami ngifuna ukuyizwa lindaba. Ikhanya ingani iyachaza.

A primary teacher starts a new job at a school in Harare and, trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she is a Dynamos Fan.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too,are Dinamo Dembare fans.
Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little boy.
The teacher looks at the boy with surprise and says:
"Forget, why didn't you raise your hand? "
Because I'm not a Dynamos fan," he replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asks: "Well, if you're not a Dembare fan,then who are you a fan of?"
"I'm a bosso fan, and proud of it," Forget replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. "Forget, why are you a bosso fan?"
"Because my mum is from Kezi and my dad is from Tsholotsho, and my mum is a bosso fan and my dad is a bosso fan, so I'm a bosso fan too!"
"Well," said the teacher, in an annoyed tone, "that's no reason for you to be a bosso fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mum was a pr*stitute and your dad was a gubuzela and
a drunkard, what would you be then?"
Forget smiled, " I'd still be a bosso fan."