Ngithe sike senze imifanekiso ezakutsiya nje imbambo sezibuhlungu,mina ngizahle ngehlise owakuqala,peace n love bantwana benkosi.





If things are not working properly,you can try this trick,kodwa nanzelela mtakababa....hehehehe

Wangibulalisa ngohleko Mahlab'ayithwale. ngikunika uzero marks uzasixabanisa emakhaya.

From a BLAIR TOILET

Sorry I failed to make the image big, ongabe esenelisa enganceda. JUST CLICK THE IMAGE kuphela

Msupas kunjani,kanti sibuyela nini eJahunda?,kahle ngikhulise umfanekiso wakho.



This is real blair toilet gents and ladies...lol

Cofa Lapha Ube Susondela Eduze Kotshina Wakho

This will freak you right out.....hahahaha

kuphanyekwa kanjani imifanekiso Mahlaba?

Sakubon mfowethu Mthakathi27

Step to uplaod pictures below

1 Save your picture on your computer.

2 Cofa Lapha ImageShack

3 On the site you will see,(browse,click browse to chose the picture you want to upload,then on the picture double click it.

4 Hambake phasi where(Host It) is boxed in red and then click to star uplaoding.

5 After upload is finished hamba ngaphansi ekucineni kwe(page) uzabona amalink angu 5,wena khetha eyokucina ethi (Direct Link To Image),highlight it and copy it.

6 Wozake lapha ofuna ukuphanyeka khona umfanekiso wakho,click reply,then uzabona phezulu kwalapha esibhala khona next to the envelope icon,the next says click to enter image.

7 Clear evrything from the the given bar and paste your image link from your clip board,then click ok.

8 You are done then post.

Its easy when u get used to it,ngethemba uzenelisa ukuphanyeka.

Girlfriend caught him in the act

http://www.funlol.com/funpages/girlfriend-caught-him-in-the-act.html

Mfowethu waze wangilahisa kanzima...hehehehe

Oops what is that?...hehehe

make sure you have flash to see this animated picture.


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Mahlabayithwale kodwa wenzani mfo usibulalisa ngembambo? uyazi na ukuthi ungahleka kakhulu ungafa ngempela? lomfanekiso uwuthathephi mfo? kubingempela. kanti namaphoyisa asehlubuke kanje? he he he he.

Duze

Manje bonake lapha



Kuthwa bafazi sebengamavila sebeze benzisa iremote yokukwenza konke behlezi...hahaha

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Comrade President and his Mango

odlwayo baba, how do I make my pictures ukuthi ebe makhulu?? Nceda wethu ulungise

Ozam'bamba agongode kasoze acalwe...lol

Thabo Mbeki-Mugabe quite diplomacy.

Dankie kakhulu Godlwayo ngalezinzawu zakho.'Ngazi uzikhipha kuluphi ubhalu.Ma ngifika ekhaya ngilangazelela uku lunguza ukuthi ngabe ukhiphe nzawu bani. Njengale ekhothwa nguMbeki yi nzawunzawu mpela.Ngihleka ngaphelelwa ngaze ngafisa ukuthi nga ngiyasicupha lesisithombe ngisithumele kwabanye abazonda lenzawukazi njengami, ngaswela ulwazi lokukwenza lokhu.

I special requet phela muntu wakithi ,Can you always give us a daily dose.Othina esivakatshela li website ngenva kwesikhathi singayihlola imihlangemihla sihugwa yilezizithombe zakho ezikitazayo.
Ngiphinde ngibonge kakhulu Godlwayo omnyama!

Dressed To Kill 1



Thats where the phrase "dressed to kill" came from...hehehe

Hee hee kuphelile ngoMcambalala wabantu, usecobodisiwe ,wena owabona ipapa layizolo Godlwayo.

Lalamhlanje i dangerous driving ibangelwa yilezintokazi ezikwazi ukuvunula besezinyaaaaaathela!Esikubona la emigwaqweni! Unkulunkulu ubadalile abantubakhe wena.

Nanso indaba bomama....likhali kusasa,too much mcdonald...hehehe

What a holiday!!...hahaha

Habe Mahlaba, kanti lina bantu bakoGodlayo lisifihlela i fertility tree yenu engaka. Amakhiwakazi ayayithanda mpela
linto ma bezikhiphile ikakhulu ingaba ngumbala onzima. Akungihlebele phela ukuthi ikuyiphi ivillage yakini ngiyimakethe lapha as a holiday package ,uzomangalo abalungukazi sebenyakazela evilejini njengentethe. khumbula ukuthi kulokholo kibo ukuthi insinzwa ezinzima zipakile ; angaphela amajaha akini.

Hehehe,sitholakala phansi kwentabenkulu uShamba,kodwa unanzelele uyafika khona uzobuyakhona suhlakaniphile njengo Adam Lo Eva...hehehe.

How about this for a busy man ?

Bangane lisakhumbula ngilipha umfanekiso we remote control esiyenziswe ngomama abafuna ukukwenza konke behlezi,surprisingly man have approached electronics giant JVC to make them their own...hehehe,perfect!

Jus incase u didnt know what (zimbabwe) means.

Dressed To Kill 2

Mahlaba

Hayi hayi makhelwane, kantu usenzani ngalezizinto zakho ezinhle!

Zwana phela, ngicela istep by step yokucupha isithombe from email ngisiletha lapha. Kukhona umngane wami osithumele nge email manje ngapha ngaphetsheya kukaMzingwane kukomnyamubambile. Uke wachazela omunye ngaphambilini wathi image shake shake angisaboni ukuthi kuyiwaphi ngo shake loyo.Njengobrowse yena angimbonanga.Ma uthi seva kukomputha angisazi khona ukuthi ngaphi kwayo.l hope l m not asking for an online computer course from you. Yeyiwena! into zabelungu.

Lingasiboni amabheatshu, singabakini Godlwayo.

Xenophobia aftermath

AHHHHHHHHHHHH MADODA

Camera phone

hk hk hk hk, yekela ngihleke

Msupa, Msupa ,irongo phela linto.Ngabe isitima seNokhiya esingaka sihlangana njani lobuxhakaxhaka bomhlobomD wekhamera. Niyathanda ukupheka izinto bo Msupa !

Zalabantu ziye bantwini ,dont be shocked ma umnuzane lo ekuthathela itsheri! Uzosala wena usukhamisile ,esevaye nayo.Thus how invubu and i crocodile catches its prey.

Mkhombandlela,

Hay' hay' ususenga lezimithiyo.Sihluphekile thina ngiyavuma, kodwa kasibophi maqhiye thina.Ngabantu bo gwadule laba.You cooked it up.

Kunjani mfowethu,cofa phansi ulandele ifimu le,nxa kungala ungitshele ngizama eyinye indlela,ngiyabonga.


Cofa Lapha Ubone Ifilimu

Igomane lenkosi laphambuka lingena emzini kaKhuya. Isizatho sasiyikuba yayisihwaya indlala lokhu bakaMthwakazi lisazi ukuthi elikaMatibili limi kanjani. Lafica ke lapha kulabathile abaditshizelayo. Lani liyazi ukuthi oMaKhu ngamavithikazi. Lagxoza indenda ke iZwangendaba lenkosi, inkanuko zenyama zahamba phambi kwendlala. Ngemva kwemizuzwana ethile oMaKhu bayithi qithi intaba yesitshwala phambi kwabobaba. Lanxuswa ke igomane lalo ukuba licuphe lalamadoda. Kodwa phela ngoba libona angathi lingalahlekelwa yimixlomelo nxa selikhanya seligalila emizini, igomane lala ukudla. Yathuzwa ke intaba lokhu lisazi lani ukuthi kwelikaMatibili, indoda idlela ukuthi ikusasa kayaziwa ukuthi izoletha eyinye yini intaba kumbe hatshi. Indlala yathi gomane woza. Yazwakala ke indoda isisithi "Holoti madoda, holoti. Ndimanikizeni madoda!. Sure ndimanikizeni!." (Manini madoda, impela ngincengancengeni)

Dressed To Kill 3

Zimbabwean life:



This is before we do away with the Zeros

High Fashion...

Indlela entsha yokuvikela ubusela hahaha !!!

Ngisebhawa, ngiyahleka okwesabekayo. Ngijabule kakhulu ngayo eyama price khontroli, kwathi eye security yenhlangu yahle vele yangenza ngabhija ngoba sengilenjabulo kakhulu.

Dok

hehehe lami ngijabulile sibili ngomsebezi amapholisa awenzileyo...hehehe

Ya inzima lendaba,lufunakala kanzima uncedo...hahahaha.

jabula mthwakazi

yeyeni madoda price colintoli yonke indawo hayi suka ungasibulalisi ngembambo

ye kalihambe ishona kibo liyevotela umgabe khathesi sibone,angithi bayamthanda

kwa!!kwa!!kwa!!kwa!!kwa ngaze ngakhumbula umalume ejoubert park

Kanti kunje ? Sekufanele umuntu wabantu aye kotshoza kuphume kwananani, dlamehlo kanye lamaxoxo,yiyo i treatment yakhona.Ngizwela owesifazane okufanele amukele lobubuxokoxoko bamaxoxo.

Ngomkoma ke laba ,ubona nje ngezinto zabo ezingabhadlile.

Ugqokile enje? Nx yafika njani idesign enje engqondweni zabo vele

Hehehe waze wangilahla phansi baba yea looolesssst

nxiiii

hahahaha

Emlindini wesambane kanti kunje?wangibulala ndoda

After all it has been proven that i was right when i said Mbeki was a ndonjelana,but i dont know about Zuma.....lol

Coming soon, watch this space for details

mthwakazi omuhle!

5 Minute Management Course

Lesson 1:

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.

The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.

When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.

Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you £800 to drop that towel.'


After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her £800 and leaves.

The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.

When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'

'It was Bob the next door neighbour,' she replies.

'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the £800 he owes me?'



Moral of the story:

If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.



Lesson 2:


A priest offered a Nun a lift.

She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.

The priest nearly had an accident.

After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.

The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'

Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'

Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.



Lesson 3:

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.

They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'
'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.'
Puff! She's gone.

'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.'

Puff! He's gone.

'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'


Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.

Lesson 4


An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.

A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?'
The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'

So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.




Lesson 5

A turkey was chatting with a bull.

'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'
'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.'

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.

Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.


Moral of the story:
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there..



Lesson 6

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.

While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.

As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.

The dung was actually thawing him out!

He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.

Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.


Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.

(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your
friend.

(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep
your mouth shut!


THUS ENDS THE FIVE MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE

CHINESE PROVERBS - Velly good!


CHINESE PROVERBS
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who run in front of car get
tyred.
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Man who run behind car get exhausted.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Wife who put husband in dog house soon find him in cat house.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Thanks kakhulu nkosazana yako patapata.

Sesiqeqetshile impela.
Ngithande kakhulu izifundo ze bullshit.

Hayi hayi Mahlaba ! hold your horses. IsiZulu asiyivumi icross dressing.Ngingazi isiXhosa. Ngabamnunzane bubili babo laba bantu, manje ubenzisani. OKay sengiyabona, uthi for every successfull woman there is a woman behind her. U rongo Godlwayo.

Potholes eZimbabwe

Hahahahahaha Ivovo ndoda urongo mani hayibo!!!!ya ung'bulele
mdala



laphana nxa uploader umfanekiso wakho ku imageshack,ungakhohlwa ikufaka itick lapho okuthi resize image?(320x2400)For websites and emails,so that it will fit well on your post kodwa hayi ung'bulele topi,ngiyavuma.

oFolomani eish !!!!!!

Mahlaba, Mahlaba , uyasiqala thina inkonkeli kanti sizithulele nje ,siqhuba lobo bukhosi esabetheswayo, uthi sigcwele ini? U rongo ,akuyi yeke linto yakho Godlwayo !

Ivovo

Ususenga lezimithiyo muntu wakithi.Wothi kengikukhumbuze ukuthi amaBritish ayakha i Rhodesia kanye lemigwaqo yayo ngoba they never dreamt ukuthi sizobephuca yona as ama Bhunu did to SA.They intended to stay for ever thus why i Bulawayo selokhu yaba yiBulawayo eyatshiywa ngamaBritish uMgabe khona eyi neglethile. They never intended to stay forever in Swaziland, Lesotho, Botswana, Zambia le Malawi thus why batshiya i village economy in those countries but kwelakithi imigwaqo bonke baya yi prayza. I Francis Town le Gaborone ngamavillage akhiwe manje ngama 90s ngedayimana lathi sesivele sesisabalelele umhlaba wonke, so ekhaya kusahambeka.

Uyithethepi lindlulamithi wena Ivovo vele?

MAHLABA
I face kaMbeki lapha ingifananela lo Letta Mbuli ma ethi 'Ndiphendule'
Kambe ucabanga ukuthi uJZ engayenza linto eyenziwa yi first president yenu walibusa for iminyaka engaba yi 8 ezidlela i banana lamagadi wakhe thina sihlupheka njalo sibulawa emaNdebeleni. Angiboni kanjalo mina , uJZ ngumZulu phaqa owelusayo, njalo ayikho nje leyonto yabo 'Ndiphendule'.
Singazike ngoba bayatsho ukuthi la emajele ziyabuya kumbe e Robin Island khona bekunjani.Kodwa uMbeki kayanga ejele ,kumbe ngiyaphosisa na.

Hahaha wena ndoda ungabomgihlekesa kanje,uMbeki ongazi ngitsho lokugunda intshebe nje kodwa,kufana loMgabe nje wazama ukugunda intshebe waphambanisa wazigebha inkalakatha YOMFOLO ngaphansi kwamakhala..hehehehehehe.

Xenophobia attacks continue !!!!!!!!!!!!

Konje the first president of Zimbabwe ubengelantshebe yini? ( Hawu Mahlaba, uBanana phela)

We nkosazana yakopatapata,

Akusizame phela ngezifundo zakho ezinhle.

Sizilindele.

Bona umehluko!

Okay Okay Mahlaba, lapha ungikhanyisele, l can see the light at the end of the tunnel.Both ends of the tunnel are the same kanti!

Yebo baba kunjalo,on the other end there is a lion and the other kulengwe edla ngamabala ayo...hehehe

I am not responsible for this image,thank you...hkhkhk

ngibona angani lomfanekhiso wakho ukuwrong place lapha yindawo [kazephuke imbambo]so kutsho ukuthi wena uhlekha njalo usurporter lento

Wrong mfowethu,i am not loughing at the attacks themselves but it wld make me lough if someone say (Proud To Be South African),when those kids of things wre happening,wats there to be proud of?.

This is a new way to get your dream car...hehehe

Sorry not for ukuhlekisa BUT thought of just sharing.

Hmmmmmmmmm isifaka izibuko lindoda

Hayi bo Msupa !, uyithathaphi ke li mix and match , ihlangana ncamatsha.

This is how the evil world has become !!

Waze wangiqeda Mahlaba kambe mpela aze akhumule ibhulugwe lonjida kush' ukuthi uyimisel'impela ufun'ukubhemb'impela lembuzi. kungab'uhaliswe yini?

Msupatsila sibuyaphi lesi sigwabula. hayi lona mhlaba uyahlaba madoda. hayi ishayekile lensizwa.

Mahlaba namathisela lapha.

Phela lumama wayengabulala abantwana ngochago,so she was told not to breastfeed whatever happens...hkhkhk

Kulezinkomo zabelungu ebezibizwa amajezi ekhaya, ngicabanga ukuthi nga mawabakazi ngesintu; Konje zidume ngani bantu? akelingikhumbuze.

Kuyenyanyeka lokhu!

Gegela gege: Is'qabhobho is'qamul'mayezi

Msupa Msupa, ngabe ngumtakabani lo omhasa kangaka kumambule?
I rongo linto yakho Msupa, zinzalabantu zakithi lezi, isizwe sikhuliswa ngokhalo lwazo. Msuse please, wathi usithatha lesi sithombe lavumelana ukuthi uzomhasa na? Do unto others as....

I total agree with Bathwalibophahla, Msupa you should not do that to people. Ukumhaza kanjalo ebulenjini its not good at all. Asibahlonipheni abanye abantu. Umsuse please

I have little doubt that a psychoanalysis of the individuals coming out with the sudden outpouring of uzwelo/sympathy for this rural looking chic only coz her photograph has been posted here will reveal a deeprooted affinity for her or those like her either because they themselves once lived the life she portrays or know/have relations who did or still do.Its all good but smacks of selective morality because she is no different from people of other races and creeds whose snapshots have been posted here without any qualms at all.
Asikholiseni ukubuka lokho usisi lowu ayikho ngoba inengi lethu have less than 6 degrees (as in the concept of 6 degrees of seperation) to relate with her.
Singahleki ukuba nxa efakelwe isarcasm ngoba siyabe sizihleka imvelaphi lobuntu bethu.

UZPHOSO

Well put muntu wakithi ; precisely the reason why l am protesting. Personally I can inform you that nginguMtshetshe fulltime, I was born and bred in deep down ezabelweni ; ngelusa ,ngalima,ngabiya ngazingela,ngathambisa amajongosi,ngadibhisa, ngathiya, ngatshaya inqindi emafusini sixegwa. Ekukhuleni kwami ngakhombisa intombi emfuleni(or emthonjeni) lasezigayweni. By our standards then and now , places of dating and romance kusemahlathini izintombi lezo zitheza inkuni lasezifuleni emini lika bha, NOT in dim lit cozy restuarants and comfy double beds, simply because we were not privy to that world.
Further more lalamhlanje ngakhile khona ezabelweni through inheriting umuzi kamkhulu (if I was a full time resident ngangingusobhuku) njalo most of my relatives are rural,ngifuyile ngiletikiti in my name njalo ngikhonzile enduneni yami ngokomthetho njengesakhamuzi. Whether l am in Joburg , eLondon kumbe e N Y, I have never found my self saying ngiphuma ko Byo(which l love and is my 2nd home), l always proudly say ngiphuma eGwanda ezabelweni lapho konkaba ibiza LA! labogogo and omkhulu bami abalele khona.I have never attempted to conceal any ruralness in me AND NEVER WILL I APOLOGISE FOR IT.

With that background my heart goes out to this girl child who by circumstances she finds herself in , and not by her design, sekuhlekiswa ngaye kumambule. You and me know the power of i internet ngoba ifinyelela kuwowonke amagumbi omhlaba ngomzuzu.
My understanding yama ethics ,unless if there is consent ,ipublicity yemifanekiso ifanele ama public figures, abamodelela lokho or o angikhathali, lalaba abenze okuhle lokubi emphakathini. So you cant violet the rights and dignity of a private innocent person because you are drawing parallels loMgabe, u Bleya or a porn star okuvunyelweyo ukuhekisa ngaye. Pho woneni lumtwana wabantu, ngoba ukhanya ehlambulukile ezicecele njalo lokukhuthala ungathi kukhona to deserve ukusakazwa foro ukuhlekisa engakwazi lokuzivikela njalo lemedium and i context engayazi. The probability is high ukuthi ngenxa ye digital devide oyaziyo lawe the 'chic' and izizalwane zakhe abazi nex ngale i publicity. Isithuzi sakhe!( basic dignity) labakibo?,- aMaNdebele ehlekisa ngaye umhlaba wonke! Unyembeza wethu njengabakaMthwakazi uphi?

mina uhlupho engilalo yikuthi waye/usesemncane bengizahle ngithole ikheli lakhe ngimlethe ngapha ngediyaspola, angiboni nkinga muhle futhi lokubobotheka uyabulala.

kuphela engikuzwileyo yikuthi amagundwane ezwakale ekhononda kabuhlungu emsamo wephalamende eSozibele ethi wona mdabuka ayakhula abengangezinja uhlupho ngomangoye lamashona.

This is a new keyboard by microsoft,be careful when you buy a p.c for your kids...hehehe

A blind man walks into a little restaurant and sits down. The owner, walks up to him and hands him a menu."I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a fork used by a previous customer. I'll smell it and order from there." A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the man's table and hands it to him. The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath."Ah, yes, that's what I'll have--meatloaf and mashed potatoes." Unbelievable, the owner thinks as he walks towards the kitchen and tells his wife Gladys, the cook, what just happened. The blind man eats and leaves. Several days later, the blind man returns and the owner mistakenly brings him a menu again."Sir,remember me? I'm the blind man." "I'm sorry! I didn't recognize you. I'll go get you a fork."The owner retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man. After another deep breath, the blind man says, "That smells great. I'll take the macaroni and cheese with broccorroli. Walking away in disbelief, the owner thinks the blindman is screwing around with him and tells his wife Gladys that the next time the blind man comes in she going to test him. He returns the following week, but this time the owner sees him coming and runs to the kitchen. He tells his wife, "Gladys, rub this fork on your panties before I take it to the blind man. "Gladys complies and hands her husband the fork. As the blind man walks in and sits down, the owner is ready and waiting. Good afternoon, sir, this time I remembered you and I have your fork ready for you."The blind man puts the fork to his nose, sniffs, and says, "Hey, I didn't know Gladys worked here!"

Kazephuke ngempela imbambo