If your favorite color is:

RED Tend to be tigers in the sack. They are easily aroused and enjoy sex in
every way imaginable. Once the sexual spark is lighted, it may take hours to
extinguish. When two Reds get together, the ensuing erotica could make Lady
Chatterley blush. Lovers of Red tend to be the aggressors and weaker colors
should beware!

YELLOW If you tend to favor Yellow your sexual drivers are complex and lean
toward the adaptable. The favorite color of homosexuals is Yellow! No don't
panic, not everyone who wears Yellow is gay. In most cases the person will
acquiesce to the stronger partner's desires in a passive manner. You will never
enjoy sex to the fullest, but you will never turn down an invitation from
someone you enjoy or admire.

PURPLE Lovers of the color Purple frequently consider themselves too regal for a
fun romp in the sack. Women sometimes are the type who hate to muss their hair.
Men are businesslike in their approach to lovemaking. In both sexes, Purple
partners are more concerned with their fulfillment than anyone else's
gratification.

BLACK Black color preferences point to Black sex. These people are the misfits
of the sex world and seek out each other in kinship. They tend to prefer
perverted sex and are usually masochistic or sadistic in nature. They are moody
people and often perform at their peak when under stress or during unhappy
times. Police psychiatrists claim that many sex offenders prefer the color
Black. And it is no coincidence that the uniform of monsters and teenaged gangs
is Black attire.

GREEN Those who prefer Green are fresh and innocent in their approach to sex.
Women who love Green will make love like virgins all of their life. And a man
may always be a trifle clumsy and awkward, but in a charming and endearing sort
of way. Green lovers are gentle, but not passionate. If chosen as a mate, one
will never need worry about infidelity.

PINK Persons who like Pink show a reluctance to mature in sexual matters. Women
tend to tease; to promise more than they intend to deliver. In some cases, they
flaunt their femininity - but because they secretly hate men.

A great percentage of prostitutes boast entire lingerie wardrobes in Pink. Men
who like Pink are philanderers and flirts. They are the type who will take three
dates for the same evening and not keep one; preferring to pick up a dish in
some bar, instead. Women whose husbands like Pink should keep a secret nest egg
for when they are deserted. Pink indicates a tendency to squander money.

ORANGE People who favor Orange tend to have sexual fantasies. The sex act is
regarded as a dramatic role, a one-act play in which they are the star. Foreplay
is as important as the act of love. They whisper sweet nothings; meaningless
dialogue they feel fits their image. Orange people often do not experience
orgasm, but they put on a darn good act. Men tend to pull their partner's hair
and women leave red welts on their sex partners back. But the bruises and the
ballyhoo add up to nothing.

BROWN If you love Brown, you are a real treasure for the right mate. Brown
lovers tend to be warm and deep. Sensitive to the needs and desires of their
partners. Sex is a 24-hour a day thing to them. They can't say "I Love You"
often enough. Snuggling by the fire, walking in the rain or catching snowflakes
on their tongue is a turn on to a lover of Brown. They need lots of time and
privacy to make love. But their emotions are such that one harsh word could end
the affair.

GRAY The color Gray is preferred by people who are indecisive. They can't get
excited about anything - including colors - so they choose a noncommittal shade.
Men who prefer Gray look at sex as a means of relieving tension, (nothing more,
nothing less). It's wham, bam, thank you ma'am. Women who prefer Gray don't make
love, they have intercourse. And for one of two reasons, to accommodate their
mate or to become pregnant. They count the cracks in the bedroom plaster until
the sex act is over with and done. When a Gray marries another Gray, the
marriage is made in heaven. But when teamed with another color, the Gray spouse
considers the color's infidelity a blessing.

BLUE Lovers of Blue are wonderful sex partners. They are sincere, affectionate
and sensitive to their partners needs. They consider lovemaking a fine art and
their approach is elegant. Men who love Blue are like concert pianists;
delicately ravaging their partner like they would play a baby grand. Women in
the Blue category enjoy sex to the fullest. They are exciting partners, but
their passion might be compared to tidal waves rather than fiery aggression.
Both men and women enjoy foreplay and the aftermath of love-making as much as
the sex act itself. In marriage, a Blue person is a wonderful mate - never
failing to please the spouse and never seeking outside interests.

WHITE If a person in infatuated with White, sex often seems dirty. These people
are puritanical in nature. French kissing is obscene and to make love in
daylight in unheard of. Women who love White will undress beneath the covers.
Men will shower before and after the sex act. These people will use pet names
for their genitals.

Ndabezitha mfowethu!

I will not affirm waht you said. Angila lwazi, ngalokhu kodwa ngile nsolo, ngoba there is no deductive method eyokuveza obala okutshoyo.

Ha, ha Ndabezitha ayi nami ngizathanda ukuma lo Dok. Lapha ekuthandeni umbala akucacile ukuthi sikhuluma ngawo kuyiphi indaba. Ungaba ngumbala emoteni, umbala ekugqokeni, kumbe umbala kwempahla zangaphansi. See,
mina ngithanda umbala omnyama empahleni zikamama ezangaphansi (ama doyile akhe lawaya!!) Ingunikazi lami nxa selimi laphaya lifake wona ama doyile akhe and the contrast lobuhlophe bakhe, ayi ah! Kodwa angiziboni ngisiya ku mis-fits in sex. Purple ke yona NEVER eyembeni kumbe esudwini, ngokwabeTshabi lokho. Siphe kubekunengi nge research leyo.

Bakithi I had a sad choice between pink and white.

I settled for white.

It is the most appropriate colour designation for me and additionally my friend, whom I address as Percy, agrees I fit the category type.

hahaha Mtshede, What's your pet name of your thingie?

Fethu don't ask me, ask Percy.

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